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I WAS EXPECTING YOU TO REFER ME TO A VIDEO
WHERE I CAN SEE OUR MILITARY RECAPTURING THE SAID GWOSA HILLS OUR AN ONLINE NEWS WEBSITE; NOT SOME THING LESS THAN THAT.

SMH... How I wish you were drafted into the Nigerian Army to witness how easy it is to face insurgents in hot shootouts where the shout of horror and terror is the order of the day. Videos aren't enuf bro, you can jst go there on ur own and confirm instead of sitting down doing nothing at home and typing rubbish... Jst a piece of advice o, no hard feelings pls...

aresa: Where were they in the first place?

Oh, I forgot, they are running political errands in Osun state and slaughtering innocent Nigerians in Zaria..

Btw, were the folks killed in Gwoza and reclaimed places also resuscitated and brought back to life by the ogbanje military?

Hmmmnnn, in all regard I disagree with ur view bt I can defend,2 d death, ur right 2 make it known! Our soldiers are jst like those villagers who were killed, they are like you and I... They also have families, they have friends too... The military training and weapons they have doesn't change their mortality status! The military recruits every year, you failed to get recruited, there are political and neutral platforms you could make your impact, you refused and perhaps, sorry to say, you are good for nothing. Your mates are in the Army bro, serving their fatherland, yet, you, as jobless as you are, fail to make impacts... You have to let sleeping dogs lie bro... I'm sure u wudn't av typed dos senseless posts with ur rusty fingers provided u av sm1 wu is responsible nd brave enuf 2 join d Nigerian Army... U cn quote or reply me, I've typd d bitter truth! Get a job 2day nd affect lives... #smellows

Sunnycent: 28,000 naira

Tenx boss... Pls, how do I register for it?

Is MCFS application still on?

Sunnycent: yes... its also required for ASU

pls, how much does the TOEFL test entail?

Vickygirk: go to ur secondary school and request for that

Tenx, my boss... I'm a big fan of urs...

Chiamaka01:

Barr. Chiamaka? In the faculty? I'm not yet in the university. And i'm not going in for law.

Accept my apology for identifying you wrongly... I'll get bk 2 u when I get Barr. Chiamaka's moniker

You are a 'quintessential nerd.' D computer no knw say dat's nt my name... LMAO... E no go knw laelae nefa!

Please, how and where do I obtain the transcript? Urgent replies please...

Chiamaka01:

Medicine and Surgery.

Sowi, I guess this is Barr. Chiamaka... I think I've met u in d faculty b4... Dunno if I'm rightly wrong...

Abeg make u no laf o. Hw do I check my mail on NL? Anybody 2 help wit dat pls?

Wow! I've missed everyone lyk mo fe daku! Hw una dey nw? Wishing everybody a merry Christmas nd a happy New Year in advance! Abeg when are we gng 2 start paying d acceptance fee?

Wu dey hia?

Creative mind: Yes it is brother. You may wish to congratulate me. The law school posting list is out. Abuja on point. Where is my ghana must go and bagco bag?

congratulations sir! More dirty water to ur clothes. My mama say make i gv u bread make una gv Jonathan when u get 2 Abuja,ah go bring am shapali, make una wait 4 me... Once again, congratulations, u've gotten alot to prove when u get there,nd i'm sure u cn neva afford 2 let us down. Families are waiting, friends are waiting, even foes are waiting 2 see wot wil b ur lot in ur quest to unlock d unlockables in the field of law... Go out dia nd succeed... Love u bro... #team oau

The law can b an interesting course 2 study, howeva, ur passion 4 it counts alot. Choosing a man as ur role model is setting a limit 2 wot u cn achieve. I'm out tö out-do Lord Denning... Read much abt him 2day, he wud av bn my model...

Oluwatola5: Logically, the child is me.

correct! Av a keg of palmwine 2 freshen up...

Samtolly4JESUS:

The child is me now! Who else?

wow! Expect a fully loaded tanker of seven up 4rm me!

Ansa dz pls: ur parents gave birth 2 a child, it's neither your sister nor ur brother. Wu z d person?

Samtolly4JESUS: Good Morning House!

Happy Weekend!

May God Help our people writing UI's Pume today.

For today, let's take up this cracker:

A lawyer has a son, the son's father is the Gateman, who's the Lawyer?

the son's mother

The only pragmatic approach to the seemingly dogmatic problem is to wake up while others are still busy dreaming, dreams are actually actualised not in d illusive world. To all noble advocates in d building, can publishing articles in the national dailies on the issue awaken the true spirit of 'the black and whites?' I'm sure there are thousands of lawyers who might have been waiting for something feasible to start from somewhere but are just timidly timid to start it. Comments pls...

So,d issue of derailing don stop? Make i kom bak ngba naa o...

Oluwatola5: Hapi buffday dearie, more dirty water 2 ur clothes ooo

thanks alot ma. Lols...

Fynestboi: I hope all your birthday dreams and wishes come true.

A simple celebration, a gathering of friends; here is wishing you great happiness, a joy that never ends.

May your birthday be filled with sunshine and smiles, laughter, love, and cheer.

Happy Birthday and many happy returns of the day.

May the best of your past be the worst of your future.

Happy Birthday to someone who is forever young.

May your special day be filled with memories and flowers, friendship and happy hours.

Have a wonderful day and fabulous year.
You're older today than yesterday but younger than tomorrow, Happy Bday!




from: TP


to: T MICHAEL

thanks alot my thread president! I'm flattered!

T.ice:
i second u in dis 9ice wishes ooooooo

tanx alot boss! U're 1dafu

Miracy:
may GOD give u lots of joy n happy moments,long n happy life,prosperity n laughter...May worries,anger n badlucks remain away from you IJN.Wish u a nice n lovely life,bright n joyful future ahead n all ur dreams shall come tru....






HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

dia z a miracle in wot miracy has miraculously wished me, tz ful of coded letaz meant 2 b read by d one nd only celebrant on dz thread. God bless u ma. And according 2 Wilsbur Smith, appreciate those wu appreciate u when u stil can, it z on dz note dat i'm inviting u 2 join me dance 2 d tune of King Sunny Ade's 'Appreciation, modupe, onibu ore baba gbope mi, tan ran rannn'

youngPRO: TIMICHAEL, FOR YOU ON YOUR BIRTHDAY
There is a gift that gold cannot buy,
A blessing that's
rare and true, That's the gift of a
wonderful person.
You'll always be my
friend, beyond words, beyond time and beyond distance, I look forward to enjoying our
friendship for many more of your birthdays.

gng down d river of amazon, swimming tru d river of avalon, all alone i stud. Thinking i'm alone without being undastud. Alas! Neva knw dia z a poet in d aouz wu wishes with golden lines, bt wit my single mouth nd tongue, i give a thousand thanks.

papindinho: Happy birthday bro. Wish you more years with sound health and good riches.

tanx alot sir. God bless u!

Sleek_Hoyeen: Happy Birthday,bro. A bigger you I pray.

amen! Tanx a bunch sir...

Chiamaka01:

Happy Birthday, Michael.

thanks alot ma... God bless u!

Ladokun12: cngrat o guy,xo 50 wat?

lols. Jst 15 bro

x-kid2000:
cheers bruh'? So whats the age? 30?

lols...jst 13 bro...

Thank God for making me plus 1 2day!