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Sports › Re: Michael Babatunde Joins Dnipro by timidapsin(m): 11:33am On Aug 14, 2015
U2ice:
U knw Mk Don? I guess u won't


A bet9ja fan sabi all grin
exactly including dundee united, fc, interbaku, and so on
Computers › Re: How To Repair Corrupted Hard Drive/memory Card by timidapsin(m): 10:10am On Aug 14, 2015
What if the memory card is broken? undecided
Culture › Re: OONI-- Seven Day Curfew Begins In Ife by timidapsin(m): 9:39am On Aug 14, 2015
Abobaku too done run away, i dont think the burial would hold read here=> https://www.nairaland.com/2523215/ooni-ife-abobaku-allegedly-runs
Jokes Etc › A Very Terrible Accident Just Occurred In Front Of My House. (graphic Photos) by timidapsin(op): 8:22am On Aug 14, 2015
A very horrible accident just occurred at the front of my house now involving very serious casualties cases. People are every where screaming and crying, trying to see what could be done to the casualties. It involved a family of 6 that were travelling to the east for holidays in a truck, when the truck suddenly collapsed and tumbled throwing all of them out of the vehicle and then rolling over them, crushing them to death. Nobody survived including their 2 months old twin babies that were in the vehicle also. Jesus, this is just so so sad, how terrible. May God repose theirs souls, it's well.

See pics below, be warned it's extremely graphic, not for the faint hearted.



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Lol, hope I just cracked you up this morning? It's well with you, you shall go and come back peacefully today, the Lord shall order and protect your paths today and no evil shall befall any of you in the mighty name of God. MORNING READERS!
@Afriwap.com @Netnaija

Cc: lalasticlala Ishilove make people laugh this morning grin
Culture › Re: Ooni Of Ife: Abobaku Allegedly Runs Away by timidapsin(op): 3:04pm On Aug 13, 2015
meimoks:
why won't he runaway? Who wants to die? huh
lol but he enjoyed all the benefits now.
Culture › Re: Ooni Of Ife: Abobaku Allegedly Runs Away by timidapsin(op): 1:15pm On Aug 13, 2015
More to come
Culture › Ooni Of Ife: Abobaku Allegedly Runs Away by timidapsin(op): 1:15pm On Aug 13, 2015
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First, there were disputes about whether he had really died, then disagreement over the curfew in the state and now the ‘Abobaku’. The Abobaku has reportedly run away after the death of the prestigious Oba. If this is true, it means the final rites on behalf of the deceased Ooni of Ife might be stalled.

According to Yoruba tradition, a king does not die alone. His burial rites include being buried with other people. This is when an Abobaku comes into the picture. An Abobaku lives his life for the king and he is buried alongside the king. In the authentic tradition, just as there is a lineage that become king, there is also always a family dedicated to the ancient belief of dying with the king. An Abobaku also enjoys great benefits while he is still alive.

Source: https://www.naij.com/516054-ooni-ife-abobaku-allegedly-runs-away.html
Cc: lalasticlala Ishilove Afriwap.com
Crime › Re: Police Arraign Lecturer For Raping 18 Year Old Admission Seeker (pics) by timidapsin(m): 7:51am On Aug 07, 2015
WHEN SOME GIRLS WOULD DRESS LIKE PROSTITUTES TO COME AND WRITE JAMB AND POSTJAMB.

Above all, i think the man needs serious flogging undecided
Science/Technology › Re: Russian Scientist Invents Chemical That Can Turn A Black Man To White by timidapsin(op): 5:49pm On Aug 06, 2015
paix:
Why not vice-versa?
turning a white man black is quite simple and can easily be done using FIRE smiley
Science/Technology › Re: Russian Scientist Invents Chemical That Can Turn A Black Man To White by timidapsin(op): 5:33pm On Aug 06, 2015
Cc lalasticlala Ishilove
Science/Technology › Russian Scientist Invents Chemical That Can Turn A Black Man To White by timidapsin(op): 5:32pm On Aug 06, 2015
Russian scientists have invented a chemical that changes a black man skin white in just 6hrs of application
With a mixture that includes oxytane and benzodiazepine. It would suffice to stay for 6 hours in a bath consisting of 50grams per liter of water.
Then the skin peels off naturally. This is in fact the upper skin layer responsible for the color that can be removed.
https://gltrends.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/73_wer.jpg

The laboratory at the origin of the discovery has already announced 254 people have been treated by this method. The Russian government may soon allow the reimbursement of this treatment.

According to Russian authorities, is an high value for thousands of immigrants who may feel more integrated in Russia once their color matches the one of the premises.
A strong point of view decried by the associations of human rights.

Culled from= http://afriwap.com/global-world-news/russian-scientist-invents-chemical-that-can-turn-a-black-man-to-white/
Health › Re: 10 Surprising Facts About Breasts You May Have Missed by timidapsin(m): 11:46am On Aug 05, 2015
Picture or i dont believe it undecided
Sports › Re: Checkout The Boy That Got Mourinho's Medal by timidapsin(op): 6:25pm On Aug 03, 2015
Cc lalasticlala Ishilove
Sports › Checkout The Boy That Got Mourinho's Medal by timidapsin(op): 6:22pm On Aug 03, 2015
After Arsenal claimed the morale boosting victory, Mourinho stood at the bottom of Wembley’s iconic steps and congratulated every Gunners player.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CLbTorlW8AAZhPB.jpg
Along came Arsene Wenger and the two managers avoided shaking hands, as they did at the full time whistle.

Mourinho then started walking back to the dressing room, but before he disappeared from sight, the Special One tossed his losers medal up into the crowd.

Mourinho’s medal fell into the hands of an Arsenal fan, and pictures of the lad with his amazing souvenir are now doing the rounds.

See the lucky lad who got Jose Mourinho’s medal after Arsenal beat Chelsea in the Community Shield below.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CLdhCyPWsAAOXhg.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CLbJ1lcWIAAdfu5.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CLap2W9WoAA3JTF.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CLapvDUW8AAUrsu.jpg
Even though Arsenal fans prove that they dont like Mourinho, i can bet they still love him inside them wink grin

Source: http://afriwap.com/?topic=1186
Science/Technology › Re: Very Soon People Will Store Data/files Inside Dna-scientist by timidapsin(op): 3:40pm On Aug 03, 2015
Cc Ishilove
Science/Technology › Very Soon People Will Store Data/files Inside Dna-scientist by timidapsin(op): 3:39pm On Aug 03, 2015
Very soon people would no longer use hard drives as data storage,

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/02/16/25BCDD3200000578-2955663-image-a-2_1424099256003.jpg

Scientists store data inside DNA that could last MILLIONS of years.


Gradually usage of Hard drives to store would be coming to an end,
Potential for DNA to be used for data storage has been discussed for years
But retrieving the data encoded in the genes has previously proved tricky
Inspired by fossils, researchers from Zurich encased DNA in a 'fossil shell'
They subjected these shells - or silica spheres - to extreme temperatures
This was carried out to mimic chemical degradation seen naturally on DNA
Despite the conditions, the DNA was extracted and decoded from the silica
And if preserved in freezing temperatures, the researchers said the data has the potential to last for 'millions of years' inside DNA

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/02/16/25BCE6EA00000578-2955663-image-m-9_1424099546130.jpg

Just one gram of DNA can store the equivalent of 14,000 Blu-ray discs.
But although the potential for DNA as an alternative to hard drives has been known about for years,
it is not the most reliable and secure way to keep data safe.
The latest breakthrough could be about to change that, however.
Chemists subjected spheres of DNA to extreme temperatures designed to mimic chemical degradation and found the material - and the data stored on it - could be successfully decoded.
The research was led by Robert Grass from ETH Zurich's Department of Chemistry and Applied Biosciences.
'DNA lends itself to this task as it can store large amounts of information in a compact manner,' said the researchers.
'Unfortunately, the data is not always retrievable error-free: gaps and false information in the encoded data arise through chemical degradation and mistakes in DNA sequencing.

In 2013, researchers from the European Bioinformatics Institute at the Wellcome Trust Genome Campus in Hinxton, Cambridgeshire 'downloaded' all 154 of Shakespeare's sonnets on to strands of synthetic DNA.

Scientists were then able to decode the information and reproduce the words of the Bard with complete accuracy.
The same technique made it possible to store a 26-second excerpt from Martin Luther King's 'I Have A Dream' speech and a photo of the Cambridgeshire laboratory where the work took place.
For their experiment, the scientists used a tiny amount of synthetic, dry DNA.
Five genetic 'letters' from the genetic code - A,C,G and T - were used to represent the zeros and ones that make up 'bytes' of digital information.
For instance, the upper case T in the word 'Thou' from the second line of Shakespeare's Sonnet XVIII - 'Thou art more lovely and more temperate' - was encoded by the sequence TATAT.
The scientists then incorporated an 'error correction', similar to that found laptops and mobile phones.
This involved overlapping short strands of DNA and independently writing every million-molecule fragment of code four times.
Effectively, three back ups were created for each fragment, greatly reducing the chances of mistakes.
This was a similar method used by Reinhard Heckel from ETH Zurich's Communication Technology Laboratory for the recent study.

Source: http://afriwap.com/technology-news/very-soon-people-will-store-datafiles-inside-dna-scientist/

Cc: lalasticlala
Science/Technology › Re: How To Open A Bottle Drink Using A4 Paper by timidapsin(op): 3:21pm On Aug 03, 2015
hertz9te:
Does it work on beer
sure
Science/Technology › Re: How To Open A Bottle Drink Using A4 Paper by timidapsin(op): 1:35pm On Aug 03, 2015
deadZONE:
cool
Cc poopooticlala
the guy responsible for putting poo on the front page
here is ur food grin grin
if u like ban me for life.
Lol guy you wicked oh
Science/Technology › Re: How To Open A Bottle Drink Using A4 Paper by timidapsin(op): 1:31pm On Aug 03, 2015
Cc: Ishilove fp.
Science/Technology › How To Open A Bottle Drink Using A4 Paper by timidapsin(op): 1:31pm On Aug 03, 2015
This is very Amazing.
Wanna take a drink? Dont have an opener?
Then this might help...


Just follow the explanation by Mr Morgan

All you need to successfully cr*ck open your beer is one piece of A4 paper.

Mr Morgan who lives in Cardiff, Wales starts off by vertically folding the paper in half.
He then folds the half lengthways again, pressing firmly so the creases of the paper hold.
He keeps folding the paper in half vertically until he ends up with only a small amount of paper left.
Mr Morgan starts by vertically folding a piece of A4 paper in half (left) before he folds it in half again (right)
Mr Morgan starts by vertically folding a piece of A4 paper in half (left) before he folds it in half again (right)

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Then he folds the remaining paper lengthways to create a 'V' shape from the paper.
He places the 'V'-shaped paper against the underside of the bottle and applies pressure
And with one swift upwards move he pops the cap of the bottle, successfully releasing the beer from its bottle-topped prison.
The 21-year-old Cardiff University student said he invented the trick when he found himself at a party with bottles of beer and a broken bottle opener.
He told FEMAIL:'I learnt the trick during the summer.'
'I was at a garden party with, tragically, a broken bottle opener. We needed to create some kind of bottle opener, and I thought that strengthening a sheet of paper by folding it could help it act as a lever to pry the top off!'


https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/03/12/2691CAC600000578-2991475-image-a-37_1426169384868.jpg

After folding the paper thrice the forms a 'V' shape with the paper
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He then places it on the underside of the bottle (left) and in one swift move pops the cap (right)

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/03/12/2691CACA00000578-2991475-image-a-41_1426169655265.jpg

Source: http://afriwap.com/technology-news/how-to-open-a-bottle-drink-using-a4-paper/

Cc: lalasticlala
Science/Technology › Now You Can Unlock Your House Door With Your Smartphone by timidapsin(op): 1:15pm On Aug 03, 2015
The more technology is advancing the lazier we are getting. Why you might take opening your house door with a key as an easy unstressful process that requires no energy at all, a firm known has Sesame think otherwise and as invent an easier way of accessing our house doors.

All you need to do is buy Sesame smartlock, hammer it to your door which doesn't requires carpentry knowledge, then use your smartphone to unlock it anytime. No more keys, no more knocking.

The best part of it is, you can even customize Sesame smartlock to auto knock your door in replicate of human hand when you unlock it with your smartphone. While you may go on holiday and you don't want your house to look stranded, you can share your lock code with your friends and they can also enter your house with their smartphone. All access made by your friends you'll be able to monitor from your own end and you can even restrict them from entering your house with just a click. -

See more at: http://afriwap.com/technology-news/now-you-can-unlock-your-house-door-with-your-smartphone/#.dpuf
Sports › New Season Bet Predictions by timidapsin(op): 12:55pm On Aug 03, 2015
Last season was great for our users. Join other users..
Checkout this weekend sport predictions =>
http://afriwap.com/sport-betting-tips/

FINLAND: FINNISH YKKONEN
PS KEMI KINGS VS VIFK VAASA
Home win

NETHERLAND EREDIVISIE
PEC ZWOLLE VS CAMBUUR
Home win

RODA JC K VS HERACLES
Home win

SCOTLAND: SCOTTISH CHAMPIONSHIP
QUEEN OF T.S VS ALLOA
Home win

DUMBARTON VS HIBERNAIN
Away win

ENGLISH PREMIERE LEAGUE
MAN UNITED VS TOTTEHAM
Home win

CHELSEA VS SWANSEA
Home win

sunday
ARSENAL VS WESTHAM
Home win

Source: http://afriwap.com/sport-betting-tips/sport-bet-predictions-8th9th-august-2015/
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Mourinho Throws Away Community Shield Medal--- GOAL by timidapsin(m): 1:07am On Aug 03, 2015
tommykiwi:
Who cares!!! We are the Gunnerz!
Thats how you people will gun gun gun and end up 4th place in epl table, No shame at all
Nairaland General › Re: Doubt God Existence? Then You Need To Watch This. by timidapsin(op): 12:38pm On Jul 28, 2015
Eberex:
Miracle still happens.
yes
Nairaland General › Doubt God Existence? Then You Need To Watch This. by timidapsin(op): 10:29am On Jul 28, 2015
Do you doubt God's existence before?
Then you need to watch this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VcCyEEN69s

Source: http://afriwap.com

Cc: lalasticlala Ishilove
Health › Re: What To Do When You Or Someone Gets Bitten By A Snake by timidapsin(op): 8:38am On Jul 28, 2015
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Health › Re: How To Get Rid Of Constipation Fast by timidapsin(op): 8:27am On Jul 28, 2015
jazinogold:
what of eating fibre active biscuit? going by the name of the biscuit, it should contain fibre!
yes
Health › Re: What To Do When You Or Someone Gets Bitten By A Snake by timidapsin(op): 6:27am On Jul 28, 2015
kellyJames5:
I so much dislike that reptile.

Very terrific!
at least they dont eat humans.

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