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1. I can remember rolling up my school cardigan and making a baby out of it for the girls in my class back then in primary school..

2. Because my parents would only give me boiled eggs occasionally, I would hide/store boiled eggs in my corner of the wardrobe for weeks... Dad never stopped complaining of dead rat odour from one side of the wardrobe..

3. We were finally taught of organic manure in agrictural class in primary school, I planted corn in a bucket and placed it in our backyard, once I week, I would poop in a tin milk and apply it to the soil... The corn grew well, I even harvested two curbs of maize and we all ate it together... Didn't tell them how I supplemented the natural nutrients in the soil till now.

4. I visited a friend whose dad raise rabbits, it caught my attention and I started fantasizing on raising a rabbit of my own... Since dad wouldn't buy me rabbit for b.day gift, I converted a trapped mouse into a rabbit, kept it in a little cage and fed it... I did that for about two weeks till it ran away..


5. I was paired with a girl I didn't like on sitting arrangement in primary 3 or so... I would use my long yellow wooden ruler to draw a line of demarcation both on the desk and on the chair... I reported her to our class teacher each and every time she trespassed.. Sitting arrangement was changed when the poor class teacher got tired of my complaint.

6. I would scoop all these tiny fishes from a stream nearby my school on the way home, then make an aquarium with a bulb (globe as called then), pour thoroughly was he sand in it, water, then put the multicolored (rainbow computed) tiny fishes in. Would then use bottle cork as a stand for te round ended bulb, after which I would place it on our box television.. I finally conquered that TV and I got lots of spanking as reward..

7.. Wondering what it felt like to smoke and feel on top of the world, a couple of times, I've had to light up a fat dry piece of mum's old mat and puffed it all up like a drug lord... Thank God it didn't go past that, can only imagine what my dexterity would have led me to by now..

8. While attaining puberty, I started having strange urge and reactions fr my body... Especially when with girls, I wasn't really taught or inclined neither prepared with lessons of what to expect when your body attains the age, so it all got me confused... I can recall I was in a Maths class one day in primary 4 or so, teacher asked my row to recite the mtiplication table, I did, but poor funmi (my desk mate) couldn't, teacher took her to the front desk and flogged her.. All the time the strokes of cane landed on her buttocks, her mini gown happily exposed or little girl bums and pant, then my ***something seemed to push to pop out of my knickers to catch a first hand glimpse.. I got home that day and reported my little Winnie to mum.. I reported to dad as well when he returned from work later in the night..


There are several more, but won't be another author of "so long a letter"

Cc lalasticlala

Cc Seun

Please, I have confirmed this post to be fraudulent. I am well familiar with the dogs and also the compound where the mating took place. It all happened in ibadan and not Jos as claimed by Op.

Here is a response from the stud owner confirming all suspicion.

"dats why its good to always ask some other people if u see an advert. well the owner of the bitch whose pic was even used did not say anything. i am not on nairaland. u can put up something for me if u r.
the stud in this mating is shadow and he belongs to Digntea farms Ibadan. The mating was done in his house and i know that compound well. i think Djpet owns the female. tho this is coming late i would want d admin to remove this thread as a scam. I have confirmation from the stud owner.

Also in attendance is the Honourable speaker of the House of Representatives, Hon. Dogara

More from the event......

The so much anticipated gubernatorial race for Ondo state just kicked off. There has been several background and preliminary activities amongst the contestants, but this is the starter for open declarations.

For those of us who are conversant with Bode Ayorinde's politics, we should remember that he was the first to kick off the execution of his campaign promises by instantly opening his constituency at the Owo/Ose constituency of Ondo Sate. His open declaration programs includes the following highlights.

1. Presentation of 24 vehicles for the organs of the state. This includes one for each of all local government areas of te state, as well as the different youth wings and women wings of the state not leaving the state secretariat behind to whom he presented a brand new full optioned Omar Bus as popularly called.

2. Official opening of campaign office

3. Open declaration of interest in running for the gubernatorial seat.

Here are caps from the event. More will loaded as the even unfolds. This event is also graced by the High and mighties of the state and country including Hon. Femi Gbajabiamila, and other top shots. Feed your eyes and follow or more updates


Lalasticlala

HHmmmmm, I hope I won't be provoked into breaking my ghost mode ..... We can as well substitute Me&OP's thread/story with ticks/dogs.







Meanwhile, Who also wants pop corn and 3d specs ? Place your order, I'll be back.

glimpse:
lol ....but it is the truth na...what the belle button looks like sure rings a bell.

Bukit05 was wrong, you're the most wicked....lol badt guy

Hol' up hol' up, can someone disable the like button on this forum, u know war'msayin ? If not, let's all gerrarahia, u know war'msayin

How much be 1 derika of beans now seff ?

kroosx:
If u like this post sum1 in ur family will die

WICKED SOUL GERRAOUAHERE !!!!! Mtchwwwww

kroosx:
If u like this post sum1 in ur family will die

WICKED SOUL GERRAOUAHERE !!!!! Mtchwwwww

W for Winner ;DW for Winner

Pope22:
The worth of that shoes will feed ur generations for decades.

Grow up pls...

lEt me complete wettin u wan talk for you.... You go take belt explain and describe how her daughter take treat your mama to her abi ?....lol John Cena'ism.. LWKMD oooooo

elnino3:
Shebi her mama go come visit?....


Just kidding



Jokes apart.... But Shebi her mama go come?

naturally:
I'll kiss her deeply






Then bite off her tongue

A perfect Gentleman response. But are you trying to say there won't be any reflex reactions from you witnessing such abomination happening to your own mother ?, Is it possible to be maintain a calm gentleman attitude in the heat of such situation ?

excellentmomma:
Two wrongs don't make a right. There are better ways to handle such. If I were the man, I can send her packing for a while and take it up from there.
I'll watch is she gonna be remorseful? I'll also take care of mum and find out details why what happened, happened. I'll also pray.
Things can take shape from there.

But beating the wife is a no, no.

your case is an exception I must say...loool

Albie:
I will grab her and kiss her

To those who say all sort about men who beat women.
A woman slapped her husband's mum in his presence and he subsequently beat the hell out of his wife.. How would you justify this?

Should the man just over look this or can we say he did the right thing by hitting his wife back or can we say no matter the circumstances a man should not hit a woman even if the woman is the first to hit..... Share your candid/real opinion on this pls....

kurt09:
Abeg convert this stuff SA R680 to naira. ASAP

680.00 ZAR(South African Rands)=11,257.83 NGN

Election is yet to hold, Jonathan is already boasting of victory.. Whatever happened to the supposed "subjective spirit" he should always express as a "candidate". Perhaps he feels we are all clueless SMH.

Dioxidane:
Wait o, is that not Juliet Her mother sells friedplantain and her father is an airforce officer. I don't blame her sha, her father has not yet released his album... I know where she is, my reward first abeg...

Loooooooooollll... Ghengheen!!! Please call me when the e-fight starts, I volunteer to be the refree... "

But why you wan push Airforce to drop hin album by force naah... The thing still dey for oven, he never hot reach. Hahaaa

§ad

Number 1 is the funniest and sincerely correct. Great stuff

slimfit1:
They all own our common wealth and we are saying nothing. They will never do anything good with that money.

My brother, you sure say that curse never stale, what good thing again exists that they've not done with it ? Good quality life, standard education for their children, heavy financial impact on their relatives, state of the art mansions, cars, jets, ships, etc. Abeg find another curse dash them, this one don late....

Scroll to the specific post you wish to comment on, click on "quote" or "reply" note that you can only do this if you are logged into your account. So be sure to check that you have properly signed in before making attempt to comment or reply a post.. You're good to go

Much has been said and posted about the good and ill sides of the contestants in the upcoming February Election. In as much as a good percentage of matured nigerians has marked down President Goodluck on matters involving the nation's security challenges,

The close counterpart (BUHARI) has also indicated various symptoms of carelessness to dissapoint Nigerians and especially, his supporters from acts of failed appearance at the presidential debate, to the bad timing of making proper clarifications about his educational qualification.

Little or nothing has been heard from other contestants vying for the presidential post.

I Have reduced details on the contestants to the bearest minimum to allow the discretion of nairalanders on this sample/experimental pre-election poll. This post does not aim at canvassing supports for any Political party or individual. The aim is to basically introduce a clear and simple platform for nairalanders to air their views and opinion on choice of presidential candidate.

N.B The result of this poll is not meant to be taken seriously, and will not stand as any basis for, or, to facililtate any course of legal redress..


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Thanks for participating

"BOSTED" indeed... SMH

[quote author=Lemon12 post=30460085][/quote]Oh, the message is clear now. Relax

Lemon12:
Yea it is true, we yoruba people are dirty

Something tells me you're a monkey. I'm trying to confirm it. Your next post should clarify this perception

hahn:
You actually mean you'll watch after commenting

Lol, bross leave me jare, I still dey watch the film.. Oops documentary

Will comment after watching