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Topmaike007:
see Dem dey don't believe Good thing can come out of Nigeria

Point to one good thing that has ever come out of Nigeria?

Slynation:
Zizou run for ur career sake....
Man utd is under a curse until Fergie confess

Didinrin Akidanidani Gbenuesoun!

Pochettino not Zidane is what we need right now.. Zidane is another pragmatic coach who relies on counter attacks while Poch is an all attacking coach besides Zidane has never built a team but Poch has been able two build up two different teams therefore, Poch is the way forward.

In Yoruba land if a lunatic prophesy, it is believed that such prophecies will come to pass.. therefore I don't doubt what the mad man has said.

In fact Okoroawusa should thank his creator that the mad man didn't prophesy that he will die.

The mad man should just prophesy that Buhari and Atiku including Buharideens and Atikulators will die before 2019 I swear to God I will sacrifice my prick to sango and dance skelewu naked on third mainland bridge if it happens.

oilPUSSY:
Change is the only constant thing in life.
Stop deceiving yourself because internet never forgets. Your comment will be here forever.

If its impossible for a Yoruba man to become the governor of Enugu, Abia, Awka Ibom therefore its impossible for an Igbo man to become the governor of Lagos, Oyo or Osun. Its tit for tat.. You can keep living with your delusion that Lagos is no man's land when we'll know who the real indigenes of lagos are.

Anyways are you the one in that picture? If its you I may consider getting down with you I've promised not to have anything to do with an Igbo lass again because they are dirty and uncouth but you seem to be a clean girl I may consider you. I can mange you.

Wetin you talk babe?.. ma preek dey salute you ooohhh

Controversial entertainer and Leader/Ambassador of 'Our Mumu Don Do Movement' Charles Oputa, popularly known as Charly Boy has reiterated via a facebook post what some well meaning Nigerians' have been saying about the incoming 2019 political election and the credibility of the two candidates of the two major political parties in the country.

Read his statement below..

"Wetin dey pain me pass for this Nigeria is the fact that we, the citizens, don't yet realize that we are THE GOVERNMENT, and that the power to recreate our country and to change our collective narrative lies in our hands. Therein lies our greatest undoing as a people.

We have been blinded to our individual and collective power to determine our own fate and to birth a nation we would genuinely love, cherish, nurture, and be proud of. Nevertheless, YOU and I still have the power.

The question now is: will you use yours correctly? Or will you mortgage your future for trivial, momentary gains? The ball is in our collective court to play as we would. 2019 beckons.

What will you do with YOUR Power? How will you exercise it? Who will you append your thumbprint for? Will it be someone who truly deserves it and is credible enough for you to entrust your future and that of your children to or will it be same old, same old?

The definition of foolishness is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result."

#BuhariMustGo
#AtikuNotAnOption
#OurMumuDonDo

Source: https://mobile.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1934883186626037&id=156922181023054&_rdr

Johnboom:
Obviously you don't know Yoruba culture. Ooni never died.

Oooni never died so where is Oba Sijuade?

No wonder you've been churning out low quality music... If tecno is your favorite artist in a world that has Asa, Brymo, Adele, The Weeknd, Sia, Algiers, Jamie N Commons, Dorothy, Daughter, Charlie Puth, Bebe Rexha, Dido, Enya, Fever Ray, Ed Sheeran, Bishop Briggs and many more I can't mention then your musical taste is zero.

Its high time Nigerians stop celebrating all this mediocrities they call musicians, start listening to good music.

You can't be listening to shaku shaku or sakamanje or able god or wetin you gain if you no buy benz or skelewu and have sense.

There's no way you will have sense if you don't stop listening to all this wacky music.

SirMichael1:
When they're mentioning big teams, do not mention Inter please. Save for the fact that Valverde rested player, Tottenham would have lost that match.

Don't forget Tottenham thrashed Madrid last season, were almost closed to dumping out Juve.

I hate fans who are always convinced about their predictions even before the ball is kicked.

mrMeen:
I give Dortmund 80% and spurs 20% oga enogo easy for spurs at all.

I give both teams 50-50.. One thing you people don't know is that the pair are balanced and Tottenham won't fear Dortmund like Barca or Juve or Madrid.

Any of the two teams can go through!

How will Ooni be chanting incantations and the wife will be shouting holy ghost fire... ewo orisa.
I pity her church members if Ooni of ife die today na one of them dem go use do abobaku.

Some buffoons from a particular region of flat headed people will still blame President Buhari for this.

Modified...

One buffoon has been spotted above.

Note: Another word for President Buhari is dullard(inho), if you don't believe type dullard(inho) without placing inho in bracket in the comment section and see it change to "President Buhari".

I typed dullard(inho) above and Nairaland change it to President Buhari.

Atiku should also explain to Nigerians how he and his boss spent $16 billion dollars on power

The stupid and dumb Nigerians (Buharideens and Atikulooters) are about to commit the same blunder again by canvassing for the two senile old men.

The way things are going in this country the only way to get Nigerian working is to wipe out all the supporters of APC, PDP, ATIKU, BUHARI from planet earth and also flog sense into the head of every other dumb Nigerian.

E dey pain me if I dey see one oloriburuku wey dey shout buhari, atiku, pdp, apc.

notoriousbabe:
I'm not kidding o

I hear you

notoriousbabe:
come and take my American passport




This one my body is doing me go and marry go and marry. Did anybody tooked my name to Shiloh?

Are you sure you didn't thiefed that American Passport?

9japrof:
The truth is everyone wants out of Nigeria, but it is a shame

the few that still finds Nigeria fantastic is the

(1.) Politicians who still bleeds this country dry
(2.) the few greedy businessmen who enjoys political support in exploiting the masses.
(3.) Majority of northerners who have not tasted life outside their zone or country

Please don't hogwash me with Let's Build Nigeria Bullshit, if the embassies could open their doors and 80 percent of Nigerians can afford the necessary fees and tickets, we would definitely flood other countries where things work...

Its beats my imagination that as a people, we still clamour for buhari, a serial failure, someone who failed in the 80's, was repackaged again and sold to the Nigerian people and he's still failing.

Now we clamour for atiku, tho a successful business man but have the weight of corruption hanging on his shoulders, we keep recycling politicians who keep riding on your intelligence and get away with it, but if you catch that bike thief, you set him ablaze, why don't Nigerians think of voting based on parameters and antecedents instead of sentiments.

Truth is I wish every Nigeria to escape Nigeria as soon as you can, but make sure its a legit way and you are going for a legit hussle

This is the best reply i've read on Nairaland this year.. 5 bottles of beer for you bruhv.

anonymous1759:


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I feel your pain bro.. No be only you day the sh*t. From bad and clue less leaders to dumb and annoying youth filled with hate, tribalism, nepotism, favouritsm and Badbelle. Eg Arena youths, ipob, oduduwa plus Niara land demons. With all these i just want to fly away from Nigeria to a better place life's too short for Nonsense

I tell you bruhv I'm fed up of this country the way of life of the people, the mentality, the religious beliefs, the spirituality/fetishism, the love of material things and many more I can't mention I'm fed up of everything.

I just want to go to a place where life is simple and peaceful, a place where human life is valued above every other thing and I wont stop until I get there.

TheGreenLand:
Go thief am nah!

This how you spoil the image of good Nigerians, una go reach abroad go dey steal. Shame on you!

That's all I need right now.. I don't need one useless PVC what I need is an American passport.

The happiest day of my life will be the day I become a citizen of the states.

This country is useless the people are also useless, stupid and dumb they are just like chessboard while their polithiefcians are the chess masters.

salbis:
Make Atiku loot if he want. Nigeria must get working again.

Zombieism!!!!!!!

Another shitty song from a mediocre Nigerian artiste

Toluhwanie:
Messi not in your top "20" greatest of all time,haaba
Champions league top scores four years in a row
Most laliga hat-trick in a season
Hat-trick with his left foot
Most goals in el classico
In a laliga season
Four times winner of the ballon d'or etc

He achieved all this in a Era where football didn't have array of talents.

chiboy1116:
but Suarez is actually better than villa sha.

Suarez keh, I doubt that... the same suarez that's struggling to score champions league goals? I will pick Eto'o ahead of suarez

chiboy1116:
it's true sha... ....I still think David villa is the greatest striker ever ...lolx. I swear. . and I go see l argue with facts oh..

Villa is actually my second best after Raul there was a time Zlatan was my second best but zlatan talks and brag too much

chiboy1116:
not really , I believe gaucho was as talented as Messi but he wasn't consistent , arjen robben is no where near those two ...lol....Ronaldo and Messi are more consistent . And overall Messi is a better player than dinho , dinho made me love football again sha...so I understand u , but he's no where near Messi , he himself acknowledged it when he was at Barca , he said " I might have won the best player in the world award , but I am not evn the best player in Barca " this was when Messi was 19 . Dinho was a great player though . I just have to love him m

You know the way we see things are quite different, I've a friend who's greatest of all time is Nedved.
So you know opinions differ.

chiboy1116:
u were making sense till u got to d arjen robben and gaucho part ..it's all love bro ...I know say na sarcasm . But robben is underrated .

Everybody always think i'm being sarcastic about gaucho and arjen which is not, i'm dead serious about this two being the greatest of all time.

My father was a huge fan of the brazilian league (brasiliero serie a) back then so I watched Ronaldinho play right from his youth days in Gremio while I've known Robben since when he was in PSV.

The only thing backing messi and ronaldo is the fact that they've won more trophies but what they can do with their feet is no match for what robben and ronaldinho can do.

yusufkastro:
Beware of dis girl.

Shey the girl thief your boxers ni?

Mizk:
Which kine yeye list be this? Where you keep Alexander?

Bjorn is just an average looking guy

Do we even have any standard university in Nigeria..

Tacoma Community College in Washington is better than all Nigerian universities combined together.

TheGreenLand:
Some people are just so confident in typing rubbish sha!
Just imagine!

You this stupid Manchester United fan Use your sense, don't be blinded by your love for Ronaldo.

It was apparent to everyone that Ronaldo left madrid because he couldn't get his desired wage.

The last time Ronaldo wanted challenge was when he left our team (Man U) for madrid, ever since then Ronaldo has been more concerned about scoring tap ins and making money.

Both messi and ronaldo should Bleep off, Ronaldinho & Arjen Robben are the greatest players of all time.

Messi and Ronaldo aren't even in my top 20 greatest of all time.