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Jaika:
Woah! I didn't think that was possible

Its quite possible.. although her libido is on another level

Jaika:
Can someone squirt from watching a video when the person isn't masturbating??

Yeah some ladies do just by watching.. I've a lady friend like that.

Jaika:
Wow. That's really disturbing. I advise you to stay away from porn then.
I wonder why this stuff happens tho. Like I know a girl who always pees after watching porn. ALWAYS. She said she doesn't masturbate. But when she's done watching, she always needs to pee

Its called squirting.. You don't squirt?

arizechudi:
idiot afonja

Coming from a tribalistic nonentity from the bloodline of nonentities.

As for the Op.. You mumu too much..

I can't imagine how anyone would be stupid all because of love.

It seems some guys these days lose their sense of reasoning the moment they fall in love. Here is one.

One yeye girl turned you to mumu to a point where you spent millions of naira on her.
Only a man who doesn't value his hard earned money or didn't work for it at all will spend such on a lady who isn't your wife.

Its guys like you that do make some of these ladies have an over bloated ego when they are empty.

Ogbeni get sense!!

Op the answer you seek is already in your write up, you don't even need to ask people.

Its crystal clear your friend is being used by her ex, the guy in question is only using her to satisfy his sexual urges/desire.

Your friend should better not be a fool and useless her self all in the name of "He took my virginity."

The deed has already been done and staying around with the guy won't bring back her virginity. If she doesn't leave him now, she may end up heartbroken for a long time when she later does.

Besides why would any one who values his/herself and has a sense of self worth choose to be an option or go back to his/her ex. I don't get it why would anyone want to do that. OSU MI OO!!

Although it's possible your friend has fallen in love with the D!ck cos most virgin girls, the moment they take d!ck ones they always end up coming back for more especially if the guy took them to cloud 9 but still its no reason for her to stay behind.

She should move on now and never look back.

Any lady that truely loves and value your presence in her life won't hesitate to be her real self around you.

My brother, any lady that is forming holy holy or virgin puna for you is evil, those kind of ladies are deceitful and likely disloyal.

The moment you notice that about a lady just have it at the back of your mind that "No Loving" just "Chop and Go" or if you can't chop and go just walk away cos if you stay behind and start loving you would definitely get hurt.

Don't waste your time with people who aren't what they claim to be. Such people will always end up stabbing you in the back but only if you give them room to.

There was this chick I met last year February (2019), we got close and all that but hanty was forming I'm a virgin.
Me wey I know say most ladies these days dey disloyal and deceitful. I jus laff for my mind say dis wan don see mumu.

While hanty was acting up and all that I wasn't bothered after a month or there about I asked her out and she said yes but with a condition that we wouldn't straff until after 6 months.

I agreed to her condition knowing fully well that girls these days are so quick to get wet if you can touch them in the right places. Less than two weeks of dating I was at her place and bam one thing led to another before I say jack, hanty don hang leg for air.

For good one month we were strafing steady, after one month I said my goodbyes.

Hanty was crying and ranting calling me a liar, I told her straight up.. "You lied to me that you were a virgin, I also lied to you that I love you, we both lied to each other."

When I said this she kept mum and was dumbfounded. That's how we went our different ways.

So Op when you meet girls like this, you either walk away or chop and go cos this kind of girls ain't good for your health and any relationship built on lies will never thrive. Such relationship will always come crashing down the moment the other partner sees beyond the lies.

Best thing for you is to hope for true love, a girl who wouldn't hide her real self from you and love you deeply.

Like I said earlier any lady or anyone who truly values you in their life will always try not to hurt you or break the trust you have for them. Such people will always be an open book around you.

OsuIgboIpob:
Stupid question

When you go to a restaurant that has no food, do you wait around?

Stupid reply.

When a customer has nothing tangible or valuable to offer or pay in return for your services, do you render service to such customer?

ReluctantAdult:
Why would you need a girl when you are poor?

If you're horn.y why don't you get a hooker, instead of keeping a girl or looking for love?

Why would ladies need a man too when they are poor and are liabilities to their men.

If a woman wants the material things life has to offer, why can't she go work her ass off, make her own money instead of being dependent and living off men.

Do what pleases you!!

If divorcing her is what you wish for then go ahead with it regardless of what your family members or those of hers says or does.

Any relationship that doesn't give you peace or joy isn't worth fighting for. Leave while you can so as to keep your sanity.

SOME BOYS WILL ALWAYS BE BOYS EVEN WHEN THEY GROW INTO BODIES OF MEN

Now that you've bleeped two of her friends how has it healed your heart or changed the fact that she cheated on you.

A sensible guy wouldn't have bleeped two of her friends but instead call it quits with her without much confrontation.

Nigga watch your back, she may go Bleep your friends, brothers and even your father.

defman1010:
1. started to noticed that how she will always address herself to be single all the time , i have corrected her that she is only single when she is been asked if she is married or not but she keep insisting that she is single ,

2. so last year ending i succumbed to her commands became the guy she wants and we stop having issues

3. I start going out with baddest of my friends and i was very surprised how this guys treat ladies and after they will come back and be begging them to accept them back , i was wowed i asked them to teach me way.

4. Since then my old girlfriend has been calling me , and i have refused to take her calls , am so vexed ,how mumu love has clouded my thinking allowing someone that was number one in my life use me as an option bobody should settle for less in this life

1. The moment you noticed she was telling every Jack and Harry she was single was when you should have called it quit with her or just be using her to pass time and for knacks.

2. You shot yourself in the foot by succumbing to her demands and becoming who she wants instead of you being you. This only makes you a sissy.

3. You need to have a grasp on your mind and have control over external influences.
You choose to become a bad guy just to get knacks. This only makes you more weak simply because pussy controls you.
Never ever change who or what you are just because you want to stick your dick up a pussy.
Fact is whether you are a nice guy or bad guy, there would always be a girl or lady who would love you just the way you are and would be happy to your D up her V.

4. Una don get sense small.

Oghenerobo2002:
I'm a southerner not an easterner. I wonder why people say yar'adua is our best president. He didn't rule for long and was I'll all through the period. What were his achievement and compare to that of Obasanjo. We are talking Buhari and u r calling yar'adua.
Better think well

You are the one who needs some good thinking.

You don't have to rule for long to make an impact in your society.

Yar adua's short period of governance was better than that of GEJ and Buhari put together.

As for OBJ, he happens to be the worst democratic president Nigeria has produced. Most of the problems Nigeria is facing post-democracy is as a result of OBJ's incompetence while in power.

purplecoco:
Well she’s your Gurlfriend and if you don’t take of her who will? I mean I’m not saying she should solely depend on you, but if you could help her out,then you should than making a big deal out of her asking for money. I mean this Lockdown is affecting everyone so try to help any one you can moreover your girlfriend. Lol

Simple question.. Does she take care of her boyfriend? or she's just always demanding this and that.

Most Nigerian ladies of this generation are selfish beings who would want you to buy the world for them but won't care to buy you a single thing whatsoever.

I want this, I want that.. Have you asked your man what he wants too?.

Its not only you ladies that have needs, we men have needs too.

If you won't be able to give her the cash tell her if she's not okay with it she can use the exit door.

My brother don't stress or kill yourself over women, most of them ain't worth the stress especially the current generation of Nigerian ladies.

Don't be surprised if you are ATM or MUGU number 5 or 10 on her list.

Oghenerobo2002:
People wouldn't have listened but rather insult him the more.
God knew Jonathan was too good for us, so he gave us Buhari

I don't know why you people always reason down tribal lines.

Rather than being objective you will choose to be subjective despite the fact that the truth is staring right at you.

We know you easterners love GEJ and you can donate your life for him on the altar of sacrifice but was GEJ ever a good president? No.
Is Buhari a good president and will he ever be a good president? No.

Buhari and GEJ are birds of the same feathers. The best president Nigeria has ever produced still remains Musa Yar adua.

Get that to your heads.

As for Reno Omokri, we all know he's a sycophant who is only critical of Buhari and his government simply because his pay masters ain't in power anymore.

APC is not better neither is PDP and there's no greater evil between these two.

Evil is evil so Reno Omokri should F up, when he starts criticizing PDP and GEJ same way he's critical of APC and Buhari then I will take him serious.

Don't do drugs.. They won't hear..

Now this one has run mad...

Stupidity like seriously you are Stupidity.

bestabigaelever:
Can we take this chat to whatsapp?

A'ight

bestabigaelever:
None that I know of
I have alcohol and I cook my meat pepper soup

Wow...

Gotta get back to Osogbo soonest... We must get drunk and drown in alcohol.

What brand do you take tho?

bestabigaelever:
Alcohol and meat pepper soup

See flexing.. Nawaoh.. Sha send my own share lets flex together.

Is there a bar around Oke baale?

bestabigaelever:
It was
And yours?

It was cool... Movies got me stucked.

What's for supper?

bestabigaelever:
No

Hope your day was great

Covidodo:
A monkey that is head and shoulders above everyone in your entire lineage both dead and alive and even the ones yet to be born .

Tinubu's brown teeth is brighter than the future of whatever miserable tribe you belong to.

Says a zombie whose destiny has been sold to and trampled upon by his slave masters.

If only you can see your bleak future, you will know that Tinubu and his cohorts have bought your soul and have rendered it & your existence useless along with those of your generation.

Hope they've sent you the monthly peanut they pay you.

OMO ASE!!!

bestabigaelever:
I never said I'm in ondo

I meant are you from Ondo..

The only thing I see in the picture is a monkey with a shapeless head putting on blue.

This one na meat wey lion go devour.

Una toto go hear am

bestabigaelever:
Pls if you later get solution, pick me up in osogbo

Babe shey u be Ondo babe?

GreenArrow1:
Definelty will cheat on you when the opportunity presents itself. My present GF who has been pressuring me for marriage has an astronomical body count. E pass high. How can I now marry someone who if she picks a stone and throws in the marketplace, it will hit at least 5 exes? Even ashawo no get custormer reach the girl.
Then she said something about when she reported someone who beat up her brother to the police. That she told herself that even if it is to just give the police man her kpekus, to have them deal with the boy, she was ready. Underline "just."

That is the testament of a person who doesn't place any value on her body. She gives it out willingly.
She will give it out again. When she goes to look for a job. When she goes to pursue a contract. When she runs into certain exes.

Flee!!!

Hehe guy... hope you carry out medical test on a monthly basis.. Hmm.

Besides how come you never drown inside her kpekus

bukatyne:
I don't understand.

If the husband is boring, is the wife not supposed to spice up things or show the husband what she wants?

You know I still don't understand why most people in our soceity believe it always has to be the guy/man that spice or make things fun.

The lady/woman can do that too but no they always expect men to do it every time and funny thing is some of these women are boring as Bleep.

Oluromantic:
Oyo people no dey exposed to that level. They're conc and tribalistic yorubas.

Na places like Lagos, port Harcourt Abuja u fit see hook up with light speed. Then ogun n ondo. Well maybe ibadan Sha but that Oyo town I doubt. They're too culture-driven and yorubalistic

Guy you need medical attention.

Go see a DOC and stop displaying a form of lunacy here