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What concerns us about national assembly...all these matured rogues that are only care about the personal interest...if they like dey should surround dem with Boko Haram..are we dem? Are dem we? We dem are? Dem we are? Abi we are dem? So we are less concern

Abi his fuckmate

Men Produces about 53Litres of sperm in a life time.
Im sure some of you reading this are left with 3litres and you are not yet Married
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Hargbo:
gimme the link

..ok

Hargbo:
if I can see the video..is it on your Facebook account...

To God it's there..

Hargbo:
pls do and let's see

To God I'm trying to upload it...I pasted it on my timeline that day. ..it did save after downloading from Facebook. ..if the guy can prove me wrong and prove the phone is not stolen from my wife's shop let him dare advertise that phone anywhere at Ola ayeni...boys dey vex there...
He should just reach me on whatsapp and tell me how he got the phone...something we bought for 180k u bare advertising is for 65k

Profitsng:
Ask the so called timilehin007 about what he is talking about. Cos i dnt knw him from anywhere..

Who sold it to to u...that's not even my concern...but of u will answer for it..
The idiot didn't know he was captured on cctv...I will look for the video in my Facebook page and post it here

This wife fine too much sha...am not sure she's up to 25yrs

dafeyankee:
Thanks sweeryyy I nearly forgot.

Chai...am sure the dude now is perplexed with this ur response..
#extendedfatality#

Sunkyphil:
I dey tell those era of prov file for java phones

Ehnnnn even java fones come get mouth pass Symbians den...cause of prov file wey no reach 2kb

walesho:
Ebuddy nko

Hahahahaha ooo boy eeek..! Who knew twitter den even Facebook never get level like that those days o

Sunkyphil:
i I remembered d servelet era with my nokia phone dat time

That servelet cheat zain suffer am for guys hands ehnnnn

rekeson:
CGI cheats were d worst cos u can't resume ur download.

And not also 4getting the red button tweak era

Hahahahahaababa red button to unbox the stiffed GPRS box..lol

userplainly:
Anybody remember BOLT HANDLER? or SNAPTU?

Nimbuzz nko...that bolt handler that was forming PC then...lol

4llerbuntu:
Muhehehe.

Freedom era first ke? E get at least 2 or 3 era before freedom era.

Where were you during the days of %2f , when the fastest network speed in Nigeria was Edge?

The .muf.mobi days

The /? days?

Back when it was only Java & Symbian devices

The days when home page was still free on all network and you needed to use them as proxy?

When men were boys

Nairaland no even show for the feem that time�

The cgi-bin era..

Buhari see the kind of respect u stand to get o...leave jejely and earn our praises...if not for anything at this for using 75% of ur reign to fight only corruption....ah u have tried sir..
Thanks in anticipation

jerrybakermillz:
Hmmm....just came out from NL ban and I made FTC

Sign of food tidings

I think it really worth it to be part of dz twitter warriors

bozzyjoan:
wao I Should step up my game and meet people? Lol..well take care..may be its security or front desk job u r aiming sha when u get dia dat wil only gv u maximum of dirham4k..gd luck though. When u get dia..i wil link u with my guys if u r interested dia wen looking 4work nt 4000d work my guy den i wil get my commission if u r stil interested. Bt i am telling u my bro..anybdy teln u working visa/processing all tru flight and co is 1m is just decieving u. our office providence house along admiralty road,lekki phase 1,victoria island. If u r interested. I knw what we offer and we r gd at that.we dnt do united state. Bt u.a.e,uk and malaysia i can bet u its legit. 2.5 mila working visa can never be compared to 700k visa which i knw definately it tourist. When u get dia na den u go knw when u go dey find work. Just b careful of dose nija guys at dubai airport den dey jaz o.smile

OKAY nah...till den sha..despite say I proved to u say my cousin dey do game and all the stunts he don pulled for the level u still dey blv say I no know wetin i dey talk lol..
October don come finish o..and the argument here no be matter of security or front desk job...na say working visa na 2.5 Milla to Dubai bro

bozzyjoan:
if its a tourist visa e.g
your round trip ticket alone would be like 350k,where wil u stay?,how much wil u hold to for upkeep for 3 month?, visa processing fee for dubai gvt? Your inbound float cash/balance or guarantor? Just to stop at diz ma guy its nt posible

Bro leave all these things u created like it's one hell of biggie...I'm telling u what i witnessed myself...not that i was told o...am 100% sure of his wife and his 1 yr+ daughter (3 months visiting visa) nd the guy himself his a living testimony been there and back and it's almost a year now that he did is Bro own kid brother. .it's almost 4 months now that he did his 3lder bro's own that bros is already pressing to cross to the State like i said...
Perhaps u should up ur game and mingle with people that knows what's up in this regard...I never had a thing for Dubai...in fact I always thought it was only good to do business for the women who goes to purchase fashionable stuffs and resell...it was this my cousin that opened my inner eyes to think beyond just buying stuffs and reselling there...
Bring 750k and a client...I'll use my car as a collateral and still give in my landed property in case of phuck upz...is it suppose to be a coincidence that among all the people I've related to in this regard u are the only odd option I got so far..? Something is not right in ur office Bro...
There's a well known travel agency I communicated with few moments ago...they allows half payments (350) and once ur visa is out u can balance up...I'm gathering all these infos to get the best idea of what to do and all that...I can't make use of ur own option here cause it's totally out of hand...it doesn't fit any option of my comparisons

bozzyjoan:
OKAY. If u have sm1 in dubai gd and fine.den u need nt do working visa my advice though.bt smtnz has to be taken into consideration. Bt at 700k Working visa? my bro its IMPOSIBLE..uwlc take care.

I swear i will quote u by mid' October this year to remind u how possible it goes..

bozzyjoan:
LOL..If u get W.V less than 2million quote me when u get IT. U r leaving nigeria directly to resume work in dubai imediately and u r telling me its too much.u dnt knw d breakdown that y u r talking like diz.the last person i did it 4 was last year took abt 3 month and was getn nervous bt y he couldn't complain was that, i allow my client initiate their payment in all the processes, infact working visa its too stressful. Seams u dnt knw what working visa entails.i cant type abeg u can call me let me explain to u then go and process it yourself then u wil knw.

apparently ur bill is too cost...am just here to do comparison the average cost I've gotten is so far 700k..even my distance cousin is also an agent..presently his blood brother is there nd went with a working visa for 2yrs...he(himself) had gone and returned...he processed his wife's paper he processed his big brother (that one is already pressing button to cross to the State) just yesterday I spoke with someone he said 650, another person again 700...a colleague is church said including ticket 750...am chatting with someone on whatsapp now and it's too 700...I wonder where u get ur own scope from...
That my distance cousin as at last year spent just 400k on a 3 months visit to his kid brother(he also processed his working visa)..

It's a pleasure chatting with u . I'd reason another person sir

bozzyjoan:
working visa would cost u like 2.5mila

bt d odat tourist visa wil cost u like 1.2 bt u have to look 4 work yourself

I just removed my number..so i think u get the rough estimate i get links in dubai,malaysia and u.k

it's not possible Bro..how can dubai working visa be 2.5m even America wouldn't cost that much

Please it's very important Nd urgent. Am trying to get a possible Dubai working visa..please what is the process to follow and cost...

Gbese re oooo

kennosklint:
you better go look bush

I no lost anything.

I hope it's"gbedu wey dey burst brain"