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7 Conditions that Guarantees Jonathan My Vote
on
March 28.
1) 4 refineries must be built and commissioned
before the 28th day of march as he earlier
promised.
2) 2millions jobs must be created.
3) Our chibok girls must be returned and given
PVC to vote (Those above 18yrs).
4) The missing $20BN,mismanaged # 10bn and
$29.9m by madueke and Onyebuchi must be
returned.
5)1 dollar must equal #150 [$1=#150]…
6) Nigeria must generate 6000MW of electricity.
7)Stella Oduah,Alison Madueke,femi fani-
kayode,D.s.p Alameyeseigha,Mohammed Abacha
and Adamu mu'azu must be persecuted and sent
to jail.
Thereafter,"STEALING MUST BE CORRUPTION".
If the following conditions are met before March
28th, i will deliver my votes to Jonathan.
otherwise....
Sai #Buhari

7 Conditions that Guarantees Jonathan My Vote
on
March 28.
1) 4 refineries must be built and commissioned
before the 28th day of march as he earlier
promised.
2) 2millions jobs must be created.
3) Our chibok girls must be returned and given
PVC to vote (Those above 18yrs).
4) The missing $20BN,mismanaged # 10bn and
$29.9m by madueke and Onyebuchi must be
returned.
5)1 dollar must equal #150 [$1=#150]…
6) Nigeria must generate 6000MW of electricity.
7)Stella Oduah,Alison Madueke,femi fani-
kayode,D.s.p Alameyeseigha,Mohammed Abacha
and Adamu mu'azu must be persecuted and sent
to jail.
Thereafter,"STEALING MUST BE CORRUPTION".
If the following conditions are met before March
28th, i will deliver my votes to Jonathan.
otherwise....
Sai #Buhari

datkoded:
Chai. U mean am? This ur story familiar die, especially the sleeping naked part(that seduction technique is 99% effective)... 100 L, I was still a virgin. She happened to be a notorious lesbian and my childhood friend. The only difference between our stories is that I gave a the f*cking of her life.. Till today I never told her she's my first, even my guys never believed I nailed her. I just keep it to myself. Just in case of next time, avoid such compromising situations by all means... We are men and we are humans, blood flows in our veins. I bet if it happens again u'll fall, I.e is if u haven't already?? badt guy

It happened again with the same girl but at her house, after tagging along to see off my gf that day, I went to see a friend while she went her way only for her to call me around 9:30 that she needs to see me. I immediately left my friend's place to meet her, she talked & talked & talked till I couldn't go back that night. She decided to sleep unclad this time but thank God for God, I still couldn't give her what she wanted all night. She didn't stop trying anyway but I avoided being alone with her at nights from that time on

Where are those SaTANoids What will they say about their clueless boss? Failed administration

#IHaveDecided
#NeverAgain

I thought they said it's the opposition party that's behind fuel scarcity? While Nigerians have being suffering to buy fuel even @100 Naira, our clueless president has been dancing Shoki all weekend in Lagos.

FTC anyway First blessing coming to me today, like if you believe

Ndi arabanko

It happened to me while in school, not that I broke up with my gf but this friend keeps looking for ways to get in line. This very day, she came to visit her friend in my hostel, she decided to stay late with her & later left her room saying it's late already that she can't sleep with her cos her friend's bf is around & she can't go to her place that night. Though I knew what she's up to but I played along. She started by undressing claiming she can't sleep with cloths on (but she can sleep with only bra & panty with a guy on the same bed). She was surprised I didn't even said anything to her big boo.bs or curvy hips, we went to bed but both disguising as sleeping. About an hour later, she starts her trouble, gently & softly still I played along & helped her to the mood she want but when it got to a place that she wants more than caressing, she was urging me to go in like that (full aboard) I use my last lifeline (I don't have con'dom at home & I'm even a virgin lol) I can't start nursing STDs at this stage. She got annoyed calling me different names but I didn't bulge. Though I see free punny in my front but I've decided not to give in. She tried times after times but I stand on my decision every other day. Don't ever give

THRASH

Clueless

PDP & cluelessness are synonymous, what has debate got to do with ruling this country? What happened when Jonathan refused to debate in 2011?? How does winning or losing a debate signifies good governance?? PDP should just get themselves together at this end time & think, Buhari & his crew have been away for over 7days now & all PDP are doing is to look for his weakness as usual. Up till now, they're yet to tell me their plans for Nigeria. They keep shouting Buhari's certificate, Buhari's health, Buhari is a dictator, Buhari is this, Buhari is that & all these raised Buhari's popularity. I don't know how to advise those controlling Jonathan & PDP campaigns, they're too daft without strategy.

PDP should know they have lost this presidential election already, even fishes in the rivers knows

barcanista:
When a man's way pleases the Lord, even his fiercest critics will become staunch advocates of his.

Àpostle Paul led the persecution of Christians yet he became a staunch defender of the Christian faith.

The Constitution grants every Nigerian right to associate. If we start to bring what el Rufai, Yerima, ANPP Chiefs(now apc) and others said of Buhari in the past, Nigerians will marvel.

What is this one saying Are you too daft to identify the points in the post or you're just so clueless like the others

I'm patiently waiting for those saTANoids to come say no lie

Heard about it from my brother in 2006, he described it as a gathering where intelligent Nigerians meet & discuss reasonably. These eventually led to my joining in 2007 after being a guest for several months. Gone are the days now, Nairaland is full of clueless members & mods these days

2015. : JONATHAN MUST BE STOPPED BY EVERY
WELL MEANING NIGERIAN By FEMI FANI
KAYODE ,sept 26th 2013

Former Minister of Aviation in the Olusegun
Obasanjo administration, Femi Fani-Kayode,
has called on Nigerians, especially “self-
respecting” Yorubas, to stop by all lawful
means, the second term ambition of
President Goodluck Jonathan in 2015;
otherwise, they should be prepared to see
the country destroyed beyond repair.
Fani-Kayode stated this recently at the
public presentation of De Raufs, Ile-Ife
chapter, Osun State, where he was guest
speaker.
The self-styled “servant of truth” and
former mouth-piece of ex- President
Obasanjo, passed a damning verdict on the
Jonathan administration, saying that under
it, Nigeria had become “an abbatoir of
human flesh and blood.

“Yet, he still has the sheer effrontry to say
that he wants to return to power in 2015
and some around him have said that if
Goodluck is not re-elected in 2015 there will
be bloodshed. Such threats and such words
against the Nigerian people, yet no-one in
government has seen it fit to call those that
harbour such bloody and violent sentiments
to order. What a government we have and
what a country and what a people we are!”
he added.

Mr. Fani-Kayode’s remarks were a direct
response to President Jonathan’s in New
York on Monday where he reportedly asked
detractors to allow him carry on his job of
governance. The President had also
challenged his critics to point out, with facts
and figures, evidence of his corruption and
cited the recently concluded successful
privatization of the Power Holding Company
of Nigeria (PHCN) as evidence of his
administration’s accountability and
transparency.

But the former minister insisted that Mr.
Jonathan must not be allowed to rule the
country beyond 2015, more so that his
ambition to run for reelection in 2015 had
divided his own party – the Peoples’
Democratic Party and his own nation more
than any other President in the history of
Nigeria.
“Yet regardless of his desperation and their
threats, this must not be allowed to
happen,” he said.

“We must not allow it to happen regardless
of the efforts of the fifth columnists
amongst us in Yorubaland that still support
him for the crumbs that they are getting
from his table. If he comes back in 2015,
by the time he finishes in 2019 the Yoruba
will have been reduced to nothing but
errand boys and slaves to others.”
Therefore, Mr. Fani-Kayode tasked his
kinsmen, the Yoruba, to vote President
Jonathan out of office when the time comes
for their own sake and for the Nigerian
people.

“Nigeria will be irretrievably destroyed and
she will never be the same again. The
challenge of every self-respecting Yoruba
man today is therefore simple and clear: we
must stop Jonathan from coming back to
office in 2015 and we must vote him out of
power when the time comes. We must do
this for the sake of our people in the south-
west and we must do so for the sake of the
people of Nigeria.

“It is with this background in mind and in
the knowledge of President Jonathan’s
desperate and unholy intention to return to
power at all costs in 2015 that I feel
compelled to share the following words of
wisdom from our Royal Father, the Alafin of
Oyo, HRH Oba Lamidi Adeyemi with you.

Just a few days ago he said the following:
‘My fatherly advice to those in authority at
the federal level and especially our amiable
President, is to learn from the mistakes of
his very illustrious predecessor, Alhaji
Abubakar Tafawa Balewa, by resisting any
temptation to take the west by all means.

7 Conditions that Guarantees Jonathan My Vote on
March 28.

1) 4 refineries must be built and commissioned
before the 28th day of march as he earlier
promised.

2) 2millions jobs must be created.

3) Our chibok girls must be returned and given
PVC to vote (Those above 18yrs).

4) The missing $20BN,mismanaged # 10bn and
$29.9m by madueke and Onyebuchi must be
returned.

5)1 dollar must equal #150 [$1=#150]…

6) Nigeria must generate 6000MW of electricity.

7)Stella Oduah,Alison Madueke,femi fani-
kayode,D.s.p Alameyeseigha,Mohammed Abacha
and Adamu mu'azu must be persecuted and sent
to jail.

Thereafter,"STEALING MUST BE CORRUPTION".
If the following conditions are met before March
28th, i will deliver my votes to Jonathan.

otherwise....

Sai #Buhari

*edited*
2nd Niger bridge must be completed

More tearing to come. Who's next

Sell everything in your tenure, self Nigeria self plus join. May 29th is around the corner. I just hope we can still buy back our country by then. #clueless one

ozoigbondu:
But it never and won't happen

Wait and see

They can only delay the change, March 28th is on its way

HOW NEWSPAPER- HEADLINES WILL LOOK LIKE TODAY
FEBRUARY 17th, 2015 HAD IT BEEN THE ELECTION TOOK PLACE ON SATURDAY 14th, 2015.

1. "INEC declares Buhari President-Elect with 26.4 million votes! PDP rejects result" - VANGUARD!

2. "Buhari declared winner!". "This is the worst election in Nigeria's history" (Olisa Metuh) - PUNCH!

3. "APC in a Historic Victory!". "Godswill Akpabio flee to Ghana, begs for forgiveness". - PM NEWS!

4. "This is the most rigged election in the world, Jega must be arrested and imprisoned immediately. We are
heading to court" (Ruben Abati) -
DAILY INDEPENDENT!

5. "South-South boils as INEC declares Buhari winner, Militants threatened war." - NIGERIAN TRIBUNE!

6. "APC wins Aso Rock, 70 Senate seats and 65% House of Reps. We are
studying the results" (Mimiko) -
SUN NEWSPAPER!

7. "Militants Protests Buhari's Victory, Demands Cancellation Of Polls In 21 States" - TRIUMPH NewsPAPER

8. "How Jega Rigged The Polls In Favour Of Buhari" -
PREMIUM TIME.

9. "Obama, Cameron, Hollande, Mugabe, Ban-Ki-Moon, World Leaders Congratulate Buhari" - THE NATION!

10. "I Will Finish All The Gambaris In Niger Delta Before May 29" (Asari Dokubo) - SAHARA-REPORTERS!

11. "Jega Rigged For The Opposition, We Will Obtain A Court Order And Arrest Him" (SSS spokeswoman, Marylin Ogar) - LEADERSHIP!

12. "It Can Never Be Possible, It Is Either Jonathan Or No Nigeria" (Ayo Fayose) - DAILY TRUST

13. "Senate President, David Mark In A Secret Meeting With The Military To Stop May, 29 Handing Over To Buhari" -
THISDAY NEWSPAPER

14. "No President That Has His People At Heart Will Hand Over Power To Someone Who Doesn't Care About The Masses" (Doyin Okupe) -
NTA NEWS.

15. "Nigeria Will Be Better Without Jonathan"
(United Nation) -
NEW YORK TIMES

Ok

GEJ, avoiding important question since 2011

OMG!!!!!! Jonathan just said it again live on TV!! Corruption is not stealing, a thief should be called theif not corruption' Imagine this coming from our Otuoke fisherman. Clueless of the highest order. I'll personally challenge Jonathan's PhD

Plot bought. Do not trespass

Police, I hate them with passion!!

More victory on the way..........

Is it just me or my eyes cos I barely see the man on the pix not to talk of defacement

Too long

NICE ONE

Some pastors will be so wealthy and popular in this world that HELL will be waiting to welcome them.
I don't follow pastors, I don't quote them, I read and quote my Bible!!