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Mean while, #GMB all the way

Broom vs Umbrella
100% of Nigerian homes have brooms.
20% of Nigerian homes owns umbrellas.
The use of broom is daily while that of umbrella
is seasonal.
Nigerians cannot do without brooms but umbrella
usage is optional.
Broom represent unity and togetherness since one
broom cannot do the job well.
Umbrellas are made to be used by one person at
a time. It protects only few no matter its size.
One big broom can guaranteed a clean home.
This Saturday is sanitation, come out with your
broom... Together we can clean these mess.
Yes We Can.

# BroomRevolution
# togethernigeriacanbeclean

THRASH

Acidosis:
This message is directed to all peace loving Nigerians. There is something about that word "Sai-Buhari."


At the shout of that name; all sane Nigerians become insane, blood pressures rise; tentacles grow from the skull; and teeth begin to gnash!


Stay safe Nigerians! Sai Buhari is synonymous to VIOLENCE; wherever & whenever that name is called; what follows is VIOLENCE.

Nairaland was peaceful until we started seeing these words; Lagos was peaceful until "SAI BUHARI"

Do you even know the main activator of the 2011 post election violence? Fellow Nigerians, watch the video on YouTube and tell me what you hear!

We've seen people destroying banners and simultaneously chanting "SAI-BUHARI." That name give them the energy and tenacity to kill, steal and destroy.

"SAI-BUHARI" will result to loss of lives on Saturday, 28th. When you hear that name; grab your voter card and run for your dear life.



Acidosis

Have you taken your drugs this morning?

Tomorrow's election is gonna be great for APC, do you know why? It's the last Saturday of the month=Sanitation day in all states. Unfortunately for PDP, umbrellas are not used for Sanitation. It's gonna be a nationwide campaign while election is going on. People are going to see the advantages of brooms over umbrella

#GMB all the way

Tomorrow's election is gonna be great for APC, do you know why? It's the last Saturday of the month=Sanitation day in all states. Unfortunately for PDP, umbrellas are not used for Sanitation. It's gonna be a nationwide campaign while election is going on. People are going to see the advantages of brooms over umbrella

#GMB all the way

hilda90:
The lives of popular korea celebrities no easy at all. they dressed like alhaji in some of the pics just becos they didnt want people to find out.too bad it came out like this.Thank God PMY was off his hands,she deserves better,i ship her with Ji chang wook. netizens should mind their own business,they should stop questioning their sex life.

Please send me the link

johnydon22:
actually frodo was alive then he was a teenager... if you had read the book or watch the first hobbit. (unexpected journey) u would av seen frodo on the start

Seems battle of the five armies preceed unexpected journey, they're arranging the film backwards in production

[quote author= post=32025096]QUICK NOTICE:FOR THE NEXT FEW HOURS .....COM IS GOING OFFLINE .....AM TRYING TO FIX SOMETHINGS,,,,,,,,,
AM SO SORRY FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE INFLICTED ON YOU GUYS,,,,........[/quote]We'll be patiently waiting dude. Just finished watching 13 & 14 of Ho Goo, wanted to download Blood 11 & 12

No matter how many times they extend collection of PVC, we can't all have it. My PVC is in Kwara state presently & I can't go there just to collect it...... After all, I still won't be able to vote

Just in case..

IMAGINE...!!!
Nothing has remained the price it was six -seven-
years ago! ...and the prices had been on the rise
mostly!
We even recorded some highest prices ever...!
Even satchet water is no more N5! It's now N10
or N15, depending on location...!
I used to see "kulikuli" at the rate of N1.00 per
sticks (five sticks for N5). Now, it's 3 sticks for
N10.
I would buy Garri for N5 per cup, now N15 or two
cups for N25...!
Can you remember that Pepsi (35cl) was N30
while Cocacola (35cl) was N35, both, now at N60
per bottle.
There was N10 Fufu wrap then...!
Now, you should regard yourself lucky if you can
find N20 wrap! It's mostly N30! In some places,
it's N50
There used to be N20 meat at different
'bucateria', even N10 leather (pònmón)! All is now
at N50, and the size is just a little bit bigger than
a grain of rice!
A cup of rise was N15 or N12, depending of the
quality and grain size, now N30, N35 or N40...
Meanwhile, beans was N10, N12 or N15
(depending on the species), now well... We all
know!
Beans used to be cheaper than rice, and none of
them had ever been as costly as N500 per 'bowl',
except ofcourse in the last few years!
So many things to count and analyze... Yet, they
said thay are transforming...! What else do they
want to transform?
If there transformation can affect water, then
given another chance, we will be paying for the
'air' we are going to be breathing!
As a biologist, I can tell you that without food,
you can not last for months! Without water, you
deserve gifts if you survive a week!
MY POINT:
If they don't want you to live, then, how do they
deserve to lead you, preside over you, represent
you, ...!
Just think reasonably!
# VoteNotFight !
# my_opinion

Vying for which post with this clueless fisherman?? Minister of Sports?? Jonathan has just 68days to vacate Aso rock

#GMB era starts in......... 68days

Oops

Ok

Buchukwu:
Yesterday games proof

but this isn't what you sent to me!

Lazy husbands

Firewood Smoke ni

Police don join dem saTANist group, God pass una

#March4Buhari
#GMB/PYO 2015
#Change

Our oyel money

Till I get married, my Mum is most important. My wife owns me immediately after marriage. Mum should hold on to her husband too

Any one to confirm this? I do not believe media these days

I've wanted to ask too

Ediot. I wonder what your children will live to read about you in near future. Shameless dog barking for money. smh

incrediblestev:
gay alert!!!!

Pervert. Anu ofia

pak:
Nigerians !! Never real

That you allowed an almost unclad girl to sleep with you and you caressed and cuddled her all through the night despite the fact that she's not your girlfriend shows that your problem is not a moral one.

You were a virgin and quite obviously still scared of sex and in all likelihood still unsure if you'll be able to perform to her expectations, so you decided to take a faux moral highroad

You need to learn something called self control. Me & any lady no matter how attractive she is, will both sleep on a bed forever & nothing will happen. If I don't have it for you, I can't give it to you

AlfaSeltzer:
South West.

Your fada

Adult bedwetting don't need psychiatrist help o, na TB Joshua work be that

It is like that when corpers are posted to villages with busy express lane. I enjoyed so much free ride to CDS while I was serving in Anambra/Aguata/Ezinifite ranging from cars to trucks and even trailer once.

forkadict:
And you are sure you are not impotent? Cos if you are not, then with this description you gave up there of what went down, you had passed the point of no return. And if you dare get to that point and decide not to go all the way, you will nurse health complications for 2 weeks. Intense migraine, ulcer like stomach ache, dysentry, malaria, typhoid, etc Now tell me which is easier? Commit the crime or experience all these?

You're funny, I am one faithful dude that will never cheat on my gf. I've promised her no s.ex so why would I have it with another lady? I've seen se'x as an overhyped action since my adolescent