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Hmmmmm. Happy Sunday

This is a story of a young Ex-Unilag girl who
passed away last month. Her name is Lola. She
was hit by a car at Oyingbo on her way to work at
Apapa. She was working with MTN. She had a boy
friend named Emeka, a banker who was recently
transferred to Abuja. Both of them were true
lovers. She spent half of the day and most night
talking with Emeka on her phone. Lola's family
knew about their relationship.

Emeka was very close to Lola's family in spite of the tribal
differences. (just imagine their love.) Before she
passed away at LUTH, she told her friends:"If I
pass away, please bury me with my cell phone"She
also said the same thing to her parents. After her
death at LUTH, the attendants couldn't carry her
body to the mortuary. A lot of them tried to do so
but couldn't. So they went to call a priest in
church who had the gift of communicating with the
dead. He sprinkled some salt and water on the
body and started speaking to himself slowly. After
a few minutes, he said:"this girl is missing
something". Then her friends told them about her
intention to be buried with her phone. They asked
them to bring a coffin, and then they opened it and
placed her phone inside the casket. After that, they
tried to carry the body which could now be moved
and they carried it away easily.
Everyone was
shocked. A day later which was Lola's birthday,
Emeka came to their house with gifts but was so
shocked to receive the news. He couldn't believe
because he still spoke with Lola the previous day,
He then tried calling her phone again in their
presence and behold! It rang and Lola picked it and
they were chatting. They called the priest to come
and intervene and when he came and prayed for 5
hours,It was revealed that MTN is everywhere you
go.

Chill! Don't insult me yet, because I'm also
looking for the idiot that composed this......lolz.
But u like gist sha! See how u concentrated on
this....

Thank God its last Saturday b4
Xmas?...merry Xmas in advance

WafiJoe:
I finally stopped receiving those MTN spam messages. Here is how I did it. I sent "stop" to 33111. After a while, I received a message that said: "You will be removed from our campaign database within 24hrs. Thank you." And that it how I got free. Y'all should try it too if you want to be free.

Guy, don't think those messages has been stopped, you only paused it. MTN didn't sent me any today on all my 3 active sims. Its like they're on break today.

Nehemiah459:
I think it comes from one of your apps. cos whatsapp will tell you that they don't sell apps and won't think of it.

After restricting background data, the ads still pop up on WhatsApp & only when i open WhatsApp

More....

I woke up this morning, on my phone to check my WhatsApp offline messages only to see this pop-up advert everywhere until I cancelled/closed it. Has anyone noticed this too?
Seems free-WhatsApp users will be disturbed by ads henceforth unless they pay?? WhatsApp has been renewing my subscription yearly before it expired &I stil ve till October next year.

I don't care who he is, Pastor?? I hope our money won't find their way into his pocket illegally. Nice move for APC. Jona's time is up

Over 30mins now with no fire service

Fire from a gas tank stationed in one of shops has caused a fire break. Over 20 shops and houses are engulfed already Details later

Lots of hard-earned money to be dashed out today

I don't quote pastor neither do I write down pastor's messages. I quote & jot from my Bible

Partners in crime

What a dumb lady she is......... smh

They must have taken 10 bullets each in their chest to deserve this

Are you sure it's not the night plan you subscribed for? They look similar but there subscription code & charges are different. What code did you subscribed with?

vodacom:
Just put #111 to the phone no. For example 08050002000#111

Ediot. It wilk soon be blocked. That loop hole has been there since MTN introduce Zone plan. It has been passed arround secretly until u jacka$$ broadcast it publicly

I go wait till when I fit impregnate my partner via video chat

Rubbish!!! Upgrading to the latest WhatsApp version is not the cause of this but those useless senseless messages you people keep forwarding to each other.

Someone coded a virus into message & forward it asking you to do same, receiving will not infect you but forwarding will

Are you the firstborn?? If yes then I guess issue surrounding your pregnancy isn't clear. Only your Mum can help you here

Good news to $ex workers

Thrash.

Nigerian Army, claiming vigilante's victories since 1990. Shameless Army

BTW, how come it's BBC reporting the news

Why are they claiming glory that's theirs That town was taken back from boko haram by local vigilantes in that area. Shameful Nigerian Army

samplegirl:
But why Nigerians like to badmouth anything that concerns the government? I saw this thread and after reading it I sent them an sms by 12:17 pm. The reply came 12:18pm which means the reply was 60 secnds approximately.

I entered my surname and they replied me adding my first name, gender, occupation and the point where I registered. Why do we like to pull ourselves down? Na waa for you @timilehing and people who think like you.

No screenshot to backup your claim

Chai!! INEC can lie o

If you send your details in right format & u get a response immediately, make Nairaland go offline

The fastest response you're gonna get is 96hrs, that if you'll get any at all. Liars

Booked. who knows....

mrbillz:
ceiling fan. A particular ceiling fan in our living room was bought when Dad was a bachelor and the fan is still working right now. it blows like helicopter fan...

My dad got one like that in his room. Bought in 1993 & its stil jingling there today but nothing last longer than a Wall Clock