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RomanceRe: Never Buy A Lady Pepsi And Bread When She Visits - Twitter Lady by Timtellect: 11:29pm On Jan 30, 2022
Kriss216:
Is anything wrong with Bread and Pepsi?

Ungrateful entitled daughters of Eve!
Daughters of Jezebel rather
Nairaland GeneralRe: 26 Years Old Without A Single Beard by Timtellect: 12:09pm On Dec 21, 2021
Stenewiser:
quit masturbation, it causes loss of hair, poeple will argue but that's the truth
Are you try to say that SEX causes loss of hair? Cuz the sperm you release while having sex is the same you release while masturbating?

All these una superstition sef
Christianity EtcRe: Tsola Emiko: Olu Of Warri Sings Worship To God Moment After Coronation by Timtellect: 11:44am On Aug 22, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Isoright

Fetish practice within Royal settings can never be eradicated

The Oba of Benin dey enter church

Holy Aruosa Cathedral in Benin city
But if you see the kind totem, idol and fetish things way dey oba Palace you go fear fear
Baba, abeg how I go take get ur numbz?... We need to talk
TV/MoviesRe: Ohanaeze Youths: Ban BBNaija Now, It's A Porn Monster by Timtellect: 5:20am On Aug 11, 2021
They are right to some considerable extent... But at this point in naija some people need a show like this to ease themselves of the pains and frustration Bubu has brought on us.
Even if I was asked to bet my my life in 2014 that 1dollar will equal to 520naira naso I for bet am die o.. Buhari no try.. Life hard for naija..ppl dey suffer

FTC for the first time after 3years on nairaland.
PoliticsRe: FG To Build 3 New Prisons by Timtellect: 11:17am On Jul 24, 2021
In Lucky Dube's voice: "dem no build no school anymore, all they build is prison prison"
Christianity EtcRe: Why We Sacked Winners Pastors - Oyedepo Breaks Silence by Timtellect: 6:08am On Jul 23, 2021
BafanaBafana:
The sacked pastor in this case was explicitly told about income. He was told the church should be able to generate money to run itself, and shouldn't be running at loss.
They made a mistake in giving him the explanation, thinking he won't go public because of the fear of the wrath of God, but nigga is a Tiv man, dem no dey fear like that, he spilt everything.
Imagine if the church was in bonny island, and they couldn't grow in numbers, but have a fat income, would they sack the pastor?
Besides, when they talk about winning souls, do they mean leading people to Christ, or bringing members to their church? Because I don't see why you will be dragging someone who is attending a church already to come to your church, claiming to be winning souls.
Furthermore, I don't know if I have ever seen a living faith member who is living a Christlike life. Church is just gymnastic for most of them. The only thing they take seriously is paying of tithe, which is the emphasis of their messages by the way
God bless you
SportsRe: Arjen Robben Retires From Active Football. by Timtellect: 11:52pm On Jul 15, 2021
One of my best R2 winger in PES 2(2014-2020)
CelebritiesRe: Share Your Favourite Sound Sultan's Line⁣ by Timtellect: 2:42pm On Jul 11, 2021
illicit:
Shebi na him sing Kerewa dat year huh
No be small Kerewa.

Na Zule Zu sing that one mbok

Indomie generation spotted
PoliticsRe: Yari, El-Rufai, Yahaya Bello Present As Matawalle Joins APC by Timtellect: 10:29pm On Jun 30, 2021
longetivity:
They will all go to HELL, this I have seen
The devil has succeeded in making dem believe hell exist but e go shock dem on the last day
PoliticsRe: Court Orders Nigerian Government To Pay Rivers, Akwa Ibom ₦1.4 Trillion by Timtellect: 6:52am On Jun 23, 2021
MansoryMX:
Additional $62 billions dollars recovered from some Oil companies just like that! Not even the total sum for the year but additional! I believe these companies reduced their profit margin to pay less taxes to government but after external auditing by the government, their yansh was opened and they had no option but to remit the right figure payable to Federal government. Money dey this country ooo! Money dey!! Money really really dey Nigeria!!!!

Do you know how much is $62 billion dollars? If not for this court case against Federal Government, the masses don’t even know how government revenues are managed, they no longer allow public press anymore in government institutions where revenues are generated or recorded. Give that amount to 6 small countries in Europe and watch how they will transform their environment into heaven, upgrade their health care and security. Today look at UAE, Oman, Qatar and Kuwait in terms of infrastructure, technology, electricity, health care and security. Then look at the likes of Nigeria, Iraq, Syria and Afghan. You can tell the common differences from these countries. Some have visions, accountability, determinations to compete with the Western world, China and Russia and even to supersede them! Nigeria is a fantastically corrupt country in every aspect you can think of and it saddens my heart we have never had a leader with the right vision to move this country to where it ought to be, instead they keep on using different tactics like cow issues and insecurity to distract the masses on daily basis!


I am beginning to think the meaning of the name Nigeria is know as “Waywardness, cursed or backwardness”. How can a country be so blessed with so many different natural resources and intelligent people, yet so wayward to the core! I know we dislike each other in this country but gosh! This people in government representing each of us from different tribes, locations or religion are seriously killing not just our body and soul but also our future. Even if this country divides into 20 pieces today, if we don’t get rid of the bad eggs that have ruined and still ruining this blessed country called Nigeria like Ghana did theirs and the French did in the 18th century, We will never get it right and we all will still suffer in our various New Nations!!!!!!!!!!. I weak abeg
You said it all my guy.. I swear to God, if I have my way, I would kill all the corrupt public officers I know.... I weak pass u my guy
PoliticsRe: Dot In A Circle: Enyinnaya Abaribe Wearing 'The Dot Nation' T-Shirt (Photos) by Timtellect: 10:35pm On Jun 22, 2021
vankaid:
Last week or so, Buhari went to Arise Tv and labelled all Igbo people IPOB and said that Igbo land is a dot in a circle as we are surrounded by non Igbo people.

He was aiming to be insulting but people like Abaribe are making fun of it.
Oh... I see. Thanks
PoliticsRe: Dot In A Circle: Enyinnaya Abaribe Wearing 'The Dot Nation' T-Shirt (Photos) by Timtellect: 4:46pm On Jun 22, 2021
Abeg wetin this door in a circle mean huh
CelebritiesRe: Convoy: Cars That Escorted Davido Out Of Abuja Airport (Video, Photos) by Timtellect: 10:44am On Jun 21, 2021
Money is good
SportsRe: Usain Bolt & Kasi Bennett Welcome Twins: Saint Leo & Thunder Bolt by Timtellect: 10:11am On Jun 21, 2021
missiret:
Why saint leo, why not lightning and thunder huh
Read through the post. They already have lightening as their first child
PoliticsRe: Halilu Shaba: Nigeria's Satellite Has Expired Now Functioning On GRACE- DG NASRA by Timtellect: 4:17am On Jun 08, 2021
Ekez:
But una suspend twitter
PoliticsRe: INEC: 2023 General Election Must Be Better Than Previous Ones by Timtellect: 10:51pm On Mar 08, 2021
God punish INEC for this hardship imposed on us... It shall never be well with MAHMOOD YAKUBU
EducationRe: Let’s Discuss! If School Does Not Work Out, What Is Your Back Up Plan? by Timtellect: 11:46pm On Dec 13, 2020
AududuNine11:
Lol... Who no go no sabi
Bros... Life no balance at all...
EducationRe: Let’s Discuss! If School Does Not Work Out, What Is Your Back Up Plan? by Timtellect: 11:23pm On Dec 13, 2020
NwadykExcel:
Yo bro,i'll never neglect my education.
I will still get up to a Masters in Mech.E.
And a B.sc in Economics and maybe in Applied Mathematics as well.Though i'm still in 100lvl doing Mech.E.
My main plan and back-up plan all involves me getting an education so if you like be there and be doing "vocational skill" .we'll see how far that really gets you.
Anyone can learn a vocational skill and still be very educated.
People looking towards skill auquisition as a substitute for True Education are shortsighted.
This one never see anything for life yet...
Na this kind mentality I get when I just enter University 2011..
I graduated 2015... Till now no Job
As u grow older, ur reasoning will change... It's not all about education bro.
CrimeRe: EndSARS: 90 Suspected Looters, Vandals Arrested In Cross River - Irene Ugbo by Timtellect: 9:56pm On Nov 04, 2020
EdiskyHarry:
Don't mind those fools, Akwa ibom state will keep moving forward everyday, let those fools keep pouring their miserable life here, we don't care.
God bless akwa ibom state
God bless the good people of akwa ibom state.
God bless the gov udom Emmanuel.
On point
CrimeRe: EndSARS: 90 Suspected Looters, Vandals Arrested In Cross River - Irene Ugbo by Timtellect: 9:55pm On Nov 04, 2020
ubee:
Loool grin grin grin You killed me with the "Dirty Atam man" quote.
I dislike that group of people called Atam bro... They are so uncivilized and annoying
CrimeRe: EndSARS: 90 Suspected Looters, Vandals Arrested In Cross River - Irene Ugbo by Timtellect: 7:07am On Nov 01, 2020
IdontGivAfuck:
It seems I struck a nerve with you?

Unfortunately this is the reality about your people
I can't argue with someone who can't even construct a good English.
Mumu
PoliticsRe: Obong Of Calabar Tells Ayade To "Step Aside And Learn About Governance" by Timtellect: 7:02am On Nov 01, 2020
Nappoli:
Ayade the Atam Clown is not qualified to be a class prefect. Never again will another atam fool govern Efik land. This was the first and last . the state must break up so that the Atam can continue their backwardness like Benue and taraba .
God bless you.
Personally, I dislike Atam people
CrimeRe: EndSARS: 90 Suspected Looters, Vandals Arrested In Cross River - Irene Ugbo by Timtellect: 6:54am On Nov 01, 2020
Marine54:
Cross Rivers are still pained after losing all thier oil Wells (76 oil Wells) to us...
Don't mind those F00ls
CrimeRe: EndSARS: 90 Suspected Looters, Vandals Arrested In Cross River - Irene Ugbo by Timtellect: 6:53am On Nov 01, 2020
IdontGivAfuck:
As a neutral outsider pls what issue do Akwa Ibom people have with cross Rivers?

I on my own have never liked Akwa Ibom people, they are dishonest and their women are whôres

For yess I have been saying it at work that cross river women are decent and loyal it's Akwa Ibom women who are wôres and give gross river swineb a bad name because one people hear that accent they assume the cheap woman is Calabar ..but in reality prostitution is nature to Akwa Ibom women and I will never advise anyone to marry them but cross Rivers women are angels . People need to stop confusing the two

A cross Rivers women will cater for her home , is hard working and loyal

An Akwa Ibom woman will sleep with every man who can offer her benefits around .

Stop assumptions, all those whôres with an accent whom youa assume are Calabar pls investigate you will see they are actually from Akwa Ibom

It's virtually impossible to see a cross Rivers woman going into prostitution by in Akwa Ibom it's like their culture.

Pls let s outsiders stop joining them together they are not the same at all. It took me years to actually learn this. Whenever I heard their unique accent I always concluded they are all Calabar women but not at all !!

Thanks
You will do urself a favor if you can go back to school and learn English. F00L. Akwa Ibom kee u there.
Na dat 75 oil Wells still dey pain una. Dirty Atam man
Christianity EtcRe: Christian Songs We Might Have Been Singing Wrongly by Timtellect: 2:42pm On Oct 04, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

Christians have always been confused
Not only because of this Christian songs that they do sing wrongly but in every other areas they are still confused
I like u.... Don't make me start hating you.
Mind what you type
PoliticsRe: Nigeria's Squadron Of Mil Mi-35M Gunship Attack Helicopters by Timtellect: 10:28am On Sep 21, 2020
admus14:
So shall your family remain fail forever. Amen
Thanks,
Maybe you are a beneficiary of their stolen funds...only God will judge you.
If you have a boss in power, u better advice him to refrain from looting our common wealth before the wrath of God fall on him/her.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria's Squadron Of Mil Mi-35M Gunship Attack Helicopters by Timtellect: 5:42am On Sep 21, 2020
It won't still change the security situation in the North-east.

If they want to tell you the money expended on that shit, you will be shocked...

No Nigerian leader has ever meant well for the country. If u see them embark on any project, they are using it as an avenue to loot funds.

Nigeria is a failed State

Fuq our greedy and self centered leaders.
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Many Of You Hunted For This Insect?? by Timtellect: 5:52pm On Sep 05, 2020
Here in Uyo/Calabar, we called it IKID UDO.... IKID UDO TWAK MACHINE KE EFUT
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Government Recruitment In Nigeria Is Scam: What Happened In Oyo State by Timtellect: 10:12pm On Sep 02, 2020
macAB:
graduates in federal ministries get 50k so he is correct
Oga/madam...
Do you understand the difference between state and federal?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Government Recruitment In Nigeria Is Scam: What Happened In Oyo State by Timtellect: 10:07am On Sep 02, 2020
Mowsid:
Everything in this country is through connection and slot. These days people do pay to get jobs. A woman paid #700k for a federal job worth 450k annually huh. You actually need money to get money
Your lies can bring down heaven. 450k per annum for federal job?... That's about 37k a month. Na First school leaving certificate she used?
PoliticsRe: Karma Agagowei Is Dead - Assassinated By Gunmen In Bayelsa by Timtellect: 7:57am On Aug 31, 2020
I hope he hasn't killed before and his name (karma)comes back to harm hunt him
SportsRe: Barcelona inform Luis Suárez that he has to leave the club by Timtellect: 10:42am On Aug 20, 2020
Meanwhile... His goal was superb

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