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Christianity EtcRe: COULD JESUS HAVE PLANNED MY DOWNFALL MY STORY URGENT ADVISE NEEDED by tismoney(op): 3:28pm On Nov 19, 2014
adanduka:
Mr Confused man, You cant mix Jesus with fornica.tion.
If he has been revealing Himself to you, then you'll want to please him and not be searching for a girl in low cut.
I ask for an advise not your judgement why did He show me the girl in the first place
Christianity EtcCOULD JESUS HAVE PLANNED MY DOWNFALL MY STORY URGENT ADVISE NEEDED by tismoney(op): 3:05pm On Nov 19, 2014
For the spiritual inclined please advise

I know you hate to read long stories but help urgent advise needed

I was a regular guy i believe only in what i see and can be proven, i call my self a Realist is hard for a preacher man to convince me I gave my life to Christ after discussions with friends I sat down and thought about my life someone has been protecting me and shielding me from the real hardship of life because somehow I always survive so I decided is the bible God A.K.A JESUS cos am from a Christian home. I started praying and believed in him as I did I started experiencing peace of mind and my sleep become sweet with dreams I became devoted I even deleted all violet games on my phone as I dreamt relating to it .



I graduated a long time ago no job but I have cash enough to rent and invest I worshipped God without asking for anything in return not even a job and I had no girlfrnd I went to church a pastor asked as a new comer what is my occupation I didn't know what to say so I said am I business man, I lied I felt bad so i went home at nite and I challenged Jesus in prayer I was furious I told him that at least his surposed earthly "father" joseph was a Capental not a jobless man so he should please make a way for me to have my daily bread and I slept behold that night I had a Dream

THE DREAM
A spirit "jesus" came to me in my dream we talked like father and son he dressed in a long white germent he brought out a list and asked me what do I want to become I choose number 5 ( footballer) I told him in the dream I want to be rich like Mikel obi, He laughed and said He doesn't give such glory or e won't give me such glory then he said he will give me no: 2 and 7 I forgot what they are, then he asked me to come to earth and confirm then I said yes I must confirm no gimics then I came to my area on earth and I saw a man before I could tell him my dream he said yes Jesus said he will give me no (2) and( 7 ) I went back to tell him have confirmed but he was gone in a hurry then I saw myself and a friend going into a room full of ladies they all have low cut hair then one particular lady looked at me I couldn't forget the look and then she was submissive to me then I woke up from the dream with a very very peaceful mind if someone had shot a gun in my room I would not hav panicked so I concluded it was Jesus.....


THE REALITY
before i gave my life to christ i bought a used cab 300k so i was being balanced daily I used to be confuse on what to do in life but Within two weeks I got a business ideal which i prayed and was given a vision to proceed i rented a space and I started my business I was making sales though the profit was low but it was growing I learnt a shady deal back in school that pays so I decided to try it out as I was working on it one morning my cab was stolen, without any dream or revelation but it didn't affect my fate I didn't even bother I came to a mutual agreement with the cab man after e arrested a suspect bla bla bla my business was growing suddenly the deal pays me exactly the same money I invested in the lost cab I thanked God. I wanted to deal more but I kept having serious warning dreams to stop the shady deals, And repent from it, I was reluctant but I knew it won't favour me anymore so I tried again but it didn't work each time I try to initiate the deal my sales will slow down but whenever i stop my business booms so I stopped ....


THE LADY
after that dream I started searching for that girl I saw in the dream I toast every tom, dik and Harry but none was successful cos I thought God has shown me the dream so I can search for my self but he has his way one day my causin just told me about her friend that she is a good girl bla bla bla she gave me the girl number we talked on phone and she finally travelled down to see me and behold she looked like the girl I saw in that dream the way she looked at me when I entered that room but she doesn't have a low cut hair she wore a weavon I didn't bother we got along pretty well she moved in with me i really needed a helping hand she was now assisting me at work and my sales increased suddenly, at times she act so abnormally furious but when am angry she will cry and beg me I was so astonished no lady has showed me such compasion what a great jesus this is his handwork I was certain,


THE TEMPTATION
This girl prays every night and day she showed me so much love but it was too good to be true and I was not feeling it, I was making huge sales but my business was not growing I couldn't not suspect her she cooked with just little money she economise so much for me to me she is an angel from Jesus but one day she got a call that her mum was in a terrible accident she cried I pet her I didn't have much money at this point I was managing my peaceful life she made up her mind to go home I told her I don't have much money now, all her simblings are home to help the mum and she just came back from home not too long which i sponsored but if she was summoned home to assist the mum I will give her enough to and fro
One afternoon I left her at work and prayed passionately at home after which I went to meet her at work that day she took off her shoe she bought an easy wear OK by me then I sent her an errand.....


THE DISCOVERY

I took the old shoe just to see the size somehow I deep my hand inside behold some thousands was stacked in it I felt bad, I removed the money I didn't ask her we got home I saw her checking the shoe the money was not there she didn't ask me, later she saw my mood and asked me what is bothering me I replied her "you know what you did" she suspected I found out so she said if is the money I saw that one woman I know gave her the money to keep for her and she forget to tell me, but y stuck it in your shoes she cried that I don't trust her that I can ask the woman the next day she is sorry we made love that nite so i forgort but it was not just right the next day she saw the woman and walk to her and gave the woman the money and the woman agreed and said okay all drama...
Then I did an audit in front of her that day so much money was missing she said I shouldn't worry everything will be fine I should trust her that everything will be fine but to me nothing seems fine, so I went home and decided to search her bag as I searched I prayed to God not to find anything but behold money was attached in different shoes my head skipped, I holla oh lord in rick Ross voice, I closed the bag and went back to meet her at work I acted normal,we closed for the day we got home I asked her why she had to give away my hard earned money to that woman she said sh can't lie to me then I begged her to tell me the truth that maybe is because of her sick mother that she is stealing my money to take home I will forgive her is not good to steal in the name of her sick mother she said no she cant ever take my money I give her everything she sobs then i drew a line I asked her to swear by thesame jesus we both worship, the one she kneels down everyday to pray to that she ask to heal are sick mother she kept mute but behold she swore by Jesus A.K.A God that she has never taken a penny out of that business see "Gobe" not knowing have searched her bag then I brought out her bag she said am free to search I laughed she was surprised when I started searching shoes and brought out all wrapped 1k notes i was pissed with her but more angry with jesus i lost my conscience, two days later her mother died... I couldn't tell her to pack her bagages out of my house cos her mum just died she has travelled home and left some of her things...

MY VERDICT
Am now so pissed with jesus

Have made up my mind that when the girl comes back she should pack and go i will survive but is this fair?

How could Jesus aka the bible God brought a pathetic,deceitful and unrepented lier to my life to ruin my life ?

Or maybe jesus just revealed to me that am living with a demon and this is not the companion He showed me.
Y is Jesus so ful of misery (miserable) Y can't he speak in a way we will understand?

Why pray for him for wealth and prosperity when he does not want us to be rich but to suffer and bearly feed ? Bible proves
Now I plan on selling my things and relocate to meet my causin in Johannesburg God knows I will rather die there than to come and resettle in Nigeria
But in my heart I still love Jesus AKA God cos I felt him in my life it was more than coincidence my spirit became active when I sleep but now I feel like an empty vessel sobss
BusinessRe: Need Biz Partner 4 Realable Biz by tismoney: 12:46pm On Jan 03, 2014
Am interested are you in lagos
BusinessRe: Proposal To Form A Business Team by tismoney: 3:50pm On Jan 02, 2014
Fresh graduate I have some savings don't know wat to do with it can I join
RomanceRe: 10 Proven Signs That A Lady Ain't Interested In You. by tismoney: 1:36pm On Jan 02, 2014
Dahbutter: Bros! U don enta armed robber motor, u spend 11.5k for short time ashy wey dey still tax u for 40k meanwhile Caro wey be professional ashy dey all alone on Xmas day dey find customer to pay 4k and na she for rent room!
I no know say nah one chance, she b pretend humble till she tear me heavy bill, most girls ask for money on a first date y I no go blow her?, most naija babes are just good to use and dump because of their crazy altitude
RomanceRe: 10 Proven Signs That A Lady Ain't Interested In You. by tismoney: 12:35pm On Jan 02, 2014
[quote author=maryhaam][/quote]That's not the first time we meet hav gone to meet her at VGC before as for the bride thing.......LOL
RomanceRe: 10 Proven Signs That A Lady Ain't Interested In You. by tismoney: 11:54am On Jan 02, 2014
PLEASE SHOULD I LEAVE THIS GIRL

Here is my own story close to xmas I got one babe she was lovely she always picks and calls at times. she didn't ask for r card, so I thought I was bless we planned to meet on xmas day, a day to xmas she pre informed me that she has a problem I said okay when she comes we will talk about it to me it might not be money. On xmas day she cam my friend works in an expensiv hotel in festac my crip is crwded xmas tins so I just gav him 5k to let me chill for some time in the hotel, the girl finally cam we sat at the bar and she said she feels like relaxing her head, I said wonderful wat a lovely grl so I went and gav my guy the 5k we got inside, den she said she need money big money (story of my life) as a cultured young man wit expirence I told her not to worry that when she is going I will giv her somthing from my heart, which I already decided before she came after all we are lovers, I made advances towads her she didn't let me kiss her how much more romance she said I shouldn't rush her but time is money lik my I D my 5k was burning by the hour and am going to ghana to round up my studies to be back in few months, time exhuasted I beged my guy for xtra 30min at the end I didn't even get a kiss omo my head was hot she acted like it was nothing we went to the bar, I convice tire, for where, I got angry I told her to follow me I took her to the bus she siad she left her wallet in d cab she came in and she has to take another cab home I wanted to reach for my wallet but a thought came to my mind that I shouldn't pay so I didn't reply her she said if I don't want to pay I should just tell her and let her go I told her am not in a good mood I can't talk she left I was stil standing, she was stranded no money to go home I felt pity it was geting late but she just made me lost 5k, later I crosed my mind and I enterd a bus to go home then she called and said wait we should go back, though I lost interst I said okay we got to the hotel I reasoned with my guy and I gave him 3k we went back inside she started wasting time again that she needs 40k to sort herself out later she said she's ON ; see gobe,another 3k gone? I said nah lie I finally had my way with her (not forcefully)I told her I will sort the 40k out later,all I have free with me there was 3500 which I gave to her,but it felt like I slept with a LovePeddler, she didn't even let me see or suck bobi, though I like her but all this girls are insane even when they get married to a star they still end up in divorce e.g 9nice+ tony payne E.T.C
I want to focus and wait till I find my girl which I believe is out there waiting patiently for me...
EducationRe: ASUU Meets In Abuja Today To Decide daily news by tismoney: 12:37pm On Dec 09, 2013
this means there is hope
Front page this is a first hand news from a good source keep the student spirit up moderator
EducationRe: NUT Insists On Joining ASUU Strike Thursday by tismoney: 4:08pm On Oct 06, 2013
front page mod what do you expect the teachers union to do their kids have been at home for months they are the ones that can't afford foreign university not ASUU or fg every sector should join in this fight I think the decision by NUT is justified anyways Thursday shall tell parents in positions pls fight for your children Thank you
EducationRe: ASUU Strike Matters Arrising Live On Ait Gov.swan by tismoney(op): 10:45am On Sep 12, 2013
Yes ooh although PHCN just took my light
EducationASUU Strike Matters Arrising Live On Ait Gov.swan by tismoney(op): 10:27am On Sep 12, 2013
turn to AIT I no fit shout 10:26 pm
EducationRe: ASUU STRIKE NANS A Toothless Dog by tismoney: 11:54am On Sep 09, 2013
moderator front page

we have to let NAN'S president and his people know that we are unhappy with them they are too weak and unfocused to rule us we pay NANS due for nothing and they should please let us know Wen they held meting with ASUU to tell them that we are enjoying the strike
Christianity EtcRe: Latest News On Nairaland by tismoney: 7:30pm On Sep 02, 2013
spookem y d abuse but is true that's the latest on nairaland oya moderator front page ni
BusinessRe: Do We Produce Money In CBN Nigeria? by tismoney(op): 10:40am On Sep 02, 2013
so the country is better like this with majority of Nigerians leaving below 60 cent per day and the excess money produce shared among politicians and you are here teaching economics for 100 level student s
EducationRe: ASUU Call Of Strke Greedness No Good Ooo Mass Protest Against ASUU by tismoney: 10:28am On Sep 02, 2013
Cuteclem: spenca I never said ASUU is responsible for the lack of microscope in my lab, fg is nothing to be proud of, but fg pays for services rendered not degree attained, my point is that considering the situation on ground ASUU insisting on 92 billion or strike continues only shows they are not really moved by funding of the university but by the funding of their pocket..
their pocket no ni
EducationRe: ASUU Call Of Strke Greedness No Good Ooo Mass Protest Against ASUU by tismoney:
@ifeoluwatoso wat is this true 6 yrs and you still couldn't pass gst 101 (uses of English) too bad for an English constructor sheeeeeooooooooorrrr grin
Cuteclem: my broda the thing tire me for this mistake of a "human bean" called ifeoluwa to come defend himself , I say make I xpress my pain in a way way my pple go feel am, e come here come they form English constructor knowing fully well that he never passed g s t 101 which led to his two yrs extension ,,otolo
@ifeoluwatoso wat is this true 6 yrs and you still couldn't pass gst 101 (uses of English) too bad for an English constructor sheeeeeooooooooorrrr "I sud "
PhonesRe: What Is The Full Meaning Of MTN? by tismoney: 7:30pm On Jun 01, 2013
Forget about google jare ask d great nairalanders no b person programe google oya go ask google weada e no go bring u back to nairaland from patrick obahiag_bon full meaning of MTN

Machiavellian Telepathy Necromacy

you can call patrik obahia_gun for interperation or any english guru in d house?
BusinessPls Help Me I Need A...... by tismoney(op): 2:48pm On Oct 13, 2012
pls how can one get a loan of 100k frm the bank for the duration of 10 months to pay atleast 11k after the first month for 10 months pls your response will b highly welcome returning 110k as total return that is with a 10 percent interest
Computer MarketClean Hp Nc6000 For 30k aold by tismoney(op):
strong btry 3to 4 hrs xp sp2 30k sold
Phone/Internet MarketOriginal New Nokia X2-02 For Sod by tismoney(op):
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BODY Dimensions 113 x 50 x 15 mm, 125.5 cc
Weight 71 g
DISPLAY Type TFT
Size 240 x 320 pixels, 2.2 inches
(~182 ppi pixel density)
SOUND Alert types Vibration, MP3 ringtones
Loudspeaker Yes
3.5mm jack Yes
MEMORY Card slot microSD, up to 32GB
Phonebook Yes, Photocall
Call records Yes
Internal 10 MB (user available), 64 MB
ROM, 32 MB RAM
DATA GPRS Class 12 (4+1/3+2/2+3/1+4
slots), 32 - 48 kbps
EDGE Class 12
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Bluetooth Yes, v2.1 with A2DP, EDR
USB Yes, microUSB v2.0
CAMERA Primary 2 MP, 1600x1200 pixels
Video Yes
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FEATURES Messaging SMS, MMS, Email, IM
Browser WAP 2.0/xHTML, HTML, Adobe
Flash Lite
Radio Stereo FM radio with RDS; built-in
antenna, FM transmitter, FM
recording
Games Yes
GPS No
Java Yes, MIDP 2.1
Colors Bright Red, Dark Silver, Orange,
Violet, Ocean Blue
- Dual SIM
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- MP4/WMV/H.263 player
- MP3/WAV/WMA/AAC+ player
- Organizer
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BATTERY Standard battery, Li-Ion
1020mAh (BL-5C)
Stand-by Up to 443 h
Talk time Up to 9 h 50 min
MISC SAR EU 0.91 W/kg (head)
Price
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TESTS Loudspeaker Voice 78dB / Noise 75dB / Ring
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quality Noise -89.1dB / Crosstalk -89.6d08054431101benin city #80000
GENERAL 2G
Network GSM 900 / 1800 - SIM 1 & SIM 2
Announced 2011, December
Status Available. Released 2012, January
BODY Dimensions 113 x 50 x 15 mm, 125.5 cc
Weight 71 g
DISPLAY Type TFT
Size 240 x 320 pixels, 2.2 inches
(~182 ppi pixel density)
SOUND Alert types Vibration, MP3 ringtones
Loudspeaker Yes
3.5mm jack Yes
MEMORY Card slot microSD, up to 32GB
Phonebook Yes, Photocall
Call records Yes
Internal 10 MB (user available), 64 MB
ROM, 32 MB RAM
DATA GPRS Class 12 (4+1/3+2/2+3/1+4
slots), 32 - 48 kbps
EDGE Class 12
WLAN No
Bluetooth Yes, v2.1 with A2DP, EDR
USB Yes, microUSB v2.0
CAMERA Primary 2 MP, 1600x1200 pixels
Video Yes
Secondary No
FEATURES Messaging SMS, MMS, Email, IM
Browser WAP 2.0/xHTML, HTML, Adobe
Flash Lite
Radio Stereo FM radio with RDS; built-in
antenna, FM transmitter, FM
recording
Games Yes
GPS No
Java Yes, MIDP 2.1
Colors Bright Red, Dark Silver, Orange,
Violet, Ocean Blue
- Dual SIM
- SNS applications
- MP4/WMV/H.263 player
- MP3/WAV/WMA/AAC+ player
- Organizer
- Voice memo
- Predictive text input
BATTERY Standard battery, Li-Ion
1020mAh (BL-5C)
Stand-by Up to 443 h
Talk time Up to 9 h 50 min
MISC SAR EU 0.91 W/kg (head)
Price
group
TESTS Loudspeaker Voice 78dB / Noise 75dB / Ring
82dB
Audio
quality Noise -89.1dB / Crosstalk -89.6dB
Phone/Internet MarketNew Original Nokia X2-02 For 8000 sold by tismoney(op):
#80000
GENERAL 2G
Network GSM 900 / 1800 - SIM 1 & SIM 2
Announced 2011, December
Status Available. Released 2012, January
BODY Dimensions 113 x 50 x 15 mm, 125.5 cc
Weight 71 g
DISPLAY Type TFT
Size 240 x 320 pixels, 2.2 inches
(~182 ppi pixel density)
SOUND Alert types Vibration, MP3 ringtones
Loudspeaker Yes
3.5mm jack Yes
MEMORY Card slot microSD, up to 32GB
Phonebook Yes, Photocall
Call records Yes
Internal 10 MB (user available), 64 MB
ROM, 32 MB RAM
DATA GPRS Class 12 (4+1/3+2/2+3/1+4
slots), 32 - 48 kbps
EDGE Class 12
WLAN No
Bluetooth Yes, v2.1 with A2DP, EDR
USB Yes, microUSB v2.0
CAMERA Primary 2 MP, 1600x1200 pixels
Video Yes
Secondary No
FEATURES Messaging SMS, MMS, Email, IM
Browser WAP 2.0/xHTML, HTML, Adobe
Flash Lite
Radio Stereo FM radio with RDS; built-in
antenna, FM transmitter, FM
recording
Games Yes
GPS No
Java Yes, MIDP 2.1
Colors Bright Red, Dark Silver, Orange,
Violet, Ocean Blue
- Dual SIM
- SNS applications
- MP4/WMV/H.263 player
- MP3/WAV/WMA/AAC+ player
- Organizer
- Voice memo
- Predictive text input
BATTERY Standard battery, Li-Ion
1020mAh (BL-5C)
Stand-by Up to 443 h
Talk time Up to 9 h 50 min
MISC SAR EU 0.91 W/kg (head)
Price
group
TESTS Loudspeaker Voice 78dB / Noise 75dB / Ring
82dB
Audio
quality Noise -89.1dB / Crosstalk -89.6dB
Phone/Internet MarketRe: "SOLD" ...American White Torch 2 9810 (4g Version) For Sale: 60k by tismoney: 3:50pm On Apr 27, 2012
Can i add cash to touch 1
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Unbranded
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BusinessRe: Do We Produce Money In CBN Nigeria? by tismoney(op): 7:22am On Jan 25, 2012
is their a limit to d amount to be produced for us anually and after d government has labished d money for selfish reasons they now look for a way to get more money from d mases thereby increasing petrol and other selfish means
BusinessDo We Produce Money In CBN Nigeria? by tismoney(op): 2:48pm On Jan 24, 2012
pls does anyone kno if we produce money in dis country and yet we are still borrowing money y cant they print more money. if is to substain d value or prevent excess circulation then print enough to fix d power sector pay ur dept and fix the bad raod i doubt if dey produce anything in this country.
Technology MarketRe: New Arrival Htc Touch Pro 2 And Ipad 32gb For Sale by tismoney(op): 7:13am On Nov 12, 2011
35k @ akinola
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gaffer locaton
Technology MarketRe: U.k Used Storm 2 With Full Accessories @ 30K (negotiable)... by tismoney: 7:05am On Nov 12, 2011
swamp it htc
Technology MarketRe: New Arrival Htc Touch Pro 2 And Ipad 32gb For Sale by tismoney(op): 2:48pm On Nov 10, 2011
pictures of the htc touch pro 2

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