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Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by TissuePaper: 12:14pm On Oct 09, 2018
lolipopandy:
me black inside out
lmao
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by TissuePaper: 11:18am On Oct 09, 2018
lolipopandy:
Breakfast
you eat like a white lady smiley
Crime › Re: How Udeme Killed Symphorosa Otike-Odibi, Cut Off His Intestines — Witnesses by TissuePaper: 11:07am On Oct 09, 2018
CityNGR:
She's a nairalander....she had issues with her father... Guys beware of "my father was useless" talebearing women....
cc. Uyailncomparabl cheesy
Education › Re: I Should Have Sorted Some Courses Like Others Did Cries My Friend by TissuePaper: 11:04am On Oct 09, 2018
Such a stupid thread.. I can see people prioritizing certificate over individual proficiency
Romance › Re: NEVER make this mistake with a woman. EVER. by TissuePaper: 10:32am On Oct 09, 2018
gtim4uall:
Then let her go, what will be will always be ;...except u are just a P***y hunter,,,
if u know...
abi sha, if you know you know
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by TissuePaper: 10:06am On Oct 09, 2018
cutiereborn:
Thanks, now you mentioned it, I think I have heard that before.
Cc: tissuepaper
thanks hun smiley
Romance › Re: NEVER make this mistake with a woman. EVER. by TissuePaper: 9:24am On Oct 09, 2018
nelsonebby:
you’re a moronn.
lol grin and he said you have to study her, what if it's a situation where you've got only 30seconds to make your move... How do you study her then undecided
Romance › Re: NEVER make this mistake with a woman. EVER. by TissuePaper: 9:53pm On Oct 08, 2018
CorGier:
but he's right cos in his case he dodged a bullet.
Choosing one's battles is not necessarily an act of cowardice. Like Machiavelli once said, when you find yourself second guessing a decision, then it's best not be taken.

BTW, If a chick can't "woman" up herself and strike a convo, then let them keep stealing glances at each other like idíots, it's allowed. Be comfortable with uncomfortable situations; the onus ain't solely on him to kill the tension, or break the silence.

In fact, some days a guy might just want to appreciate the aesthetics in the feminine, to feel her essence and energy without the necessity to conquer her. It's not being a "sissy, " it's simply living life on your own terms.
nice..clean words cool
Romance › Re: NEVER make this mistake with a woman. EVER. by TissuePaper: 7:54pm On Oct 08, 2018
mezarddinny:
not advisable, you have to study her to avoid embarrassment

I remember when I resumed university and I saw my deputy class rep, I liked her immediately but I waited and I saw how she acted to 2 people so I didn't approach her

I later heard of how she disgraces guys who ask her out, I saved myself then
never be scared of a biitch no matter how tough you think they are...stop sounding like a sissy
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by TissuePaper: 6:22pm On Oct 08, 2018
The First Purge

Really dope I loved it cheesy
Romance › Re: 10 Things Only Big Breasts Women Can Performed (photos) by TissuePaper: 3:18pm On Oct 08, 2018
tongue tongue
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by TissuePaper: 3:09pm On Oct 08, 2018
ibkayee:
I don’t live in Nigeria wink
I smell lies tongue

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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by TissuePaper: 2:58pm On Oct 08, 2018
ibkayee:
Lol in Nigeria?
yup...so how bout' you, let me see if I can make the trip smiley
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by TissuePaper: 2:46pm On Oct 08, 2018
ibkayee:
Lol yes it does. Whereabouts are you sef?
i live on trees, somewhere in the south side cool

You?
Romance › Re: Joro Olumofin: 20 Things A Guy Shouldn't Do Or Ask When He Meets A Lady by TissuePaper: 2:44pm On Oct 08, 2018
But I've asked a girl if she's a virgin and nothing happened undecided
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by TissuePaper: 2:32pm On Oct 08, 2018
ibkayee:
Lol I don’t know you dear sad
does it matter?...don't worry I'm a good guy smiley
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by TissuePaper: 2:11pm On Oct 08, 2018
ibkayee:
Yup
can I come with?
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by TissuePaper: 11:27am On Oct 08, 2018
ibkayee:
First man out this Friday, yay
you're going to the cinemas on Friday?
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by TissuePaper: 11:25am On Oct 08, 2018
harley88:
Lol..... what happen smiley

Lol..... what happen
I need that egg in my life embarassed
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Why Is Life So Unfair? by TissuePaper: 10:16am On Oct 08, 2018
CaesarDon:
Ok its cool you're enthusiastic to better yourself,

I'd be explicit as possible, u need a laptop if u don't have one

The amount of time you devote to coding would determine how fast you'd get a job, cos experience counts alot so your devoted time is essential
Reply with your mail address I'd send you a book, and also detail how you'd go about writing your first code

You also may not need proprietary software as notepad in windows should suffice

I'd also be of help if you run into any hitches
i also like this programming idea, I'd be glad if you can also send me the material.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by TissuePaper: 9:16am On Oct 08, 2018
harley88:
Plantain and Fried Egg for breakfast
cry cry chai
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by TissuePaper: 9:15am On Oct 08, 2018
cutiereborn:
Isiewu, loosely translated as goat head tongue
Although there is ugba in this one. Sorry don't know the English name.
pls tell me the English name oo this one sounds like you are speaking in tongues.. Lol
Education › Re: Which Job Can I Do To Support Myself As A Student On Campus??? by TissuePaper: 9:15pm On Oct 07, 2018
clive2u:
lol. na idea na, he's tissuepaper already
haha, why didn't you suggest fiverr to him.. Just as your signature advertises
Education › Re: Mathematicians In The House. I Need Your Help On Mensuration by TissuePaper: 9:14pm On Oct 07, 2018
rickyboss333:
To be honest with u, at this stage am not sure if am doing u any good by solving these questions for u to simply copy. I guess they are assignments and assignments are meant to expose and challenge your understanding of the subject matter. I wish I was opportuned to have a one on one dealing with u, to explain and tutor u so that u could always help yourself and understand the subject better. I would advice u get a private tutor. please, i mean no offense
cheesy cheesy I saw this coming
Education › Re: How Do I Get A Lawyer? by TissuePaper: 9:08pm On Oct 07, 2018
Visit a law firm
Education › Re: Which Job Can I Do To Support Myself As A Student On Campus??? by TissuePaper: 9:04pm On Oct 07, 2018
clive2u:
well packaged akara and bread. people like me that loves that combo will patronize u a lot and i bet its a new idea
you want a student to be selling akara and bread in school, brother fear God na, you want his course mates to be calling him Akara boy undecided
Education › Re: Which Job Can I Do To Support Myself As A Student On Campus??? by TissuePaper: 9:02pm On Oct 07, 2018
youngest85:
H
ah ah guy, take am easy na, post never even reach front page but you don already dey book space.. Lol
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by TissuePaper: 8:23pm On Oct 07, 2018
FRoosevelt:
Funny thing is, before they're gonna pay you, they will take out all sorts of taxes and bank levies leaving a meagre percentage. F**king Banks.
exactly angry...treasury bills is the way bro, you even get to receive your interest upfront, isn't that just lovely cool
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by TissuePaper: 7:50pm On Oct 07, 2018
SmilingMary:
Gee we aint at war. Initially we weren't talking about the sum. Anyways peace ATS
cool
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by TissuePaper: 7:37pm On Oct 07, 2018
SmilingMary:
What do you know? Lemme leave u to chill, since u can only see 7.5%, and not 13%. This should suggest to u that it's negotiable. BTW why are you so pained? I actually tot u were smarter than this
I also expected you to take cognisance of the fact that the amount you want to deposit also matters... You cannot take 100k to the bank for fixed deposit and expect them to give you a whole 10percent for it.... Those high rates you see there are for the 7 digit deposits.

And for your last line, you should know by now that I'm only conforming to the normal culture in the thread, so don't ask me flimsy questions...peace
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by TissuePaper: 7:16pm On Oct 07, 2018
cutiereborn:
Isiewu already digested for the independence day celebrations!
Didn't prepare o! grin
is this African salad?
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by TissuePaper: 7:09pm On Oct 07, 2018
SmilingMary:
Smiles. Just take it easy on the gee. No 1 knows it all. As at 2015 when I was working the bank, Fixed deposit was upto 13-14%, depending on your negotiating power. The account officer will hav to bear the extra %age if the bank doesn't accept because he/she is looking for client. That's one reason bankers esp Account officers don't have cash, they spend to remain in the job
check this out, can you see the interest rate that some banks give, you talking like its for every bank... Take zenith bank for example... It's 7.5% on Time Deposit and that's per annum... Now tell me what 90days interest yield, now do you know it all...?

fvck off my mention

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