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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: The Housemates That Nominated Laycon For Eviction by TissuePaper: 3:02pm On Sep 01, 2020
Iceyjayzz:
I know that girl on Instagram, take your time.

what's her @?
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by TissuePaper: 3:32pm On Aug 31, 2020
OneMiIlionBoys:
Tissuepaper alaye how far you na
You de trespass and you no drop Roger for boys
My Apologies for that smiley.... On a side note, I will be posting my games here henceforth...my hiatus has ended and I will also try to be more active on this thread to enable me assist our beginners and young ones.
Sports / Re: Lewandowski Wins German Player Of The Year Award by TissuePaper: 5:20pm On Aug 30, 2020
I will stop watching football if FIFA does not give lewandowsky player of the year award...all them Ronaldo and Messi played for shiit this season.

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Politics / Re: Tribunal Nullifies Bayelsa Governorship Election by TissuePaper: 2:12pm On Aug 17, 2020
kings59:
I know that trick. APC using draw no bet. Incase the election didn't favour them, then the other party excluded will lay complaint which will definitely be granted, leading to the cancellation of the election.


I know this trick.....


Politic is a dangerous game. Even the court/tribunal has been bastardized.
nice analogy
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Re: 23 Years Old No Job, No Idea, And Depressed. by TissuePaper: 11:27am On Aug 07, 2020
chinchonglee:
so na only guys dey depressed for this forum!

lemme ask u ppl... what has the owner of this forum done to better the lives of his members/fans? nothing.
linda ikeji does giveaways and even opened an office where employed some lib readers/members, she also empowers women too. seun is jst staying lowkey and eating all the money.

no giveaways, no employment, no empowerment, no nothing. Its time we boycott dis forum

#SeunMustGo
Just switch to Reddit ... that's my home now
Romance / Re: A Nairalanders Fitness Challenge by TissuePaper: 4:07pm On Aug 02, 2020
logik29:
I am using one dumb bell to lift since I have only one,I just started recently but I noticed that my left muscle is bigger than my right muscle.Even as I dey do equal reps for each hand.
do more reps for the smaller muscle any time you train, then stop only when you notice equilibrium in both muscles
Romance / Re: A Nairalanders Fitness Challenge by TissuePaper: 10:39am On Aug 01, 2020
Ninejaywon:
@tissuepaper. Nice one there.
Very tight midsection. You are doing well. wink
thanks smiley
Romance / Re: A Nairalanders Fitness Challenge by TissuePaper: 11:26am On Jul 31, 2020
oyetpel:



Nice hair cut boss.

You look old skool
thanks...tho I got a round cut yesterday lol smiley
Romance / Re: A Nairalanders Fitness Challenge by TissuePaper: 11:01am On Jul 31, 2020
Check this out wink

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Politics / Re: Southern Kaduna Attacks: Women Protest Naked Over Incessant Killings (Photos) by TissuePaper: 4:25pm On Jul 23, 2020
Expired boobs

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Education / Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Day Of Your Life In School? by TissuePaper: 11:00am On Jul 22, 2020
Well as an upcoming artiste I registered to perform at my University carnival. I was a very shy introvert so I decided to take some substances so as to gain confidence to perform in front of the crowd. Voila my time came and I was called on stage. What really happened I still can't remember all I know was that I started seeing stones, corn Hobbs(shuku agbado), bottle being thrown at me. The M.C just came to put his arm around me and walked me off the stage politely. How I didn't commit suicide that day I don't know. The most painful part was a girl that I was about to knack that was there. The girl said she saw someone that looks like me on stage. Me wey I be ode instead of me to deny I said yes na so she block me ooo. My only chance of getting laid at the University. 3 years after University at 25 am still a virgin na wa oo.

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NYSC / Re: Post All Problems Relating To JAMB Regularization Here - Let's Treat Them by TissuePaper: 11:37pm On Jul 14, 2020
solok:
when is first post-covid lockdown mobilisation of new batch of corpers happening?
same question I also have
Crime / Re: Policeman Shot An Okada Rider Dead For Not Wearing Face Mask In Imo (Graphic) by TissuePaper: 10:21am On Jul 10, 2020
SpecialAdviser:
I hope the whole world especially our notice-me yeyebrities can protest this one. Nigerian Lives Matter.
Because the much I know, blacks have been killing blacks for centuries.

An average black man have a very dark mind towards his fellow black and our lifestyle is the reason that drives racism amongst the whites.
Covid 19 have been killing Oyibo en mass but we never had a white shooting a white down just because of face mask.
Check crime trend in USA and you will understand racism better.

Till now, UK of a population of 44million is still neo colonzing Nigeria who has 200million population and counting.
This is in addition to many other anglophone countries. Even in Nigeria tribalism reigns supreme among us.

If an angel present before God that 44 million people has been neo colonizing close to 250million people,
even God will call us black monkeys. Till now, the schools left by Oyibo still gather better quality pass wetin them dey build now.

Is a SHAME
took the words right out of my mouth

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Education / Re: 5G: Era Of TV Coming To An End, As China Lunches 5G Phone That Can Project Movie by TissuePaper: 9:46am On Jul 10, 2020
Openbusiness3:
The most exciting technology to me is nanotechnology. I can't wait to see the world grow to the point where we have nano phones and nano devices. Imagine having house or car that you can shrink so small and just put it in your pocket wherever you're going and then when you get there remove it from your pocket and expand it to it's size and drive or enter your house. Sounds wonderfully cool, right? grin. I pray it happens in my lifetime and live to enjoy it sad
it will happen but probably not during our lifetimes
Religion / Re: When You Are Now Addicted To Pornography by TissuePaper: 11:58am On Jul 05, 2020
TheSourcerer:
then add cream and wan.k
Why TF are you telling us this?
guy I have clicked the follow button...your posts are too humorous to miss grin, you have a very good sense of humor

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Religion / Re: When You Are Now Addicted To Pornography by TissuePaper: 11:49am On Jul 05, 2020
TheSourcerer:
of course , Explains the frequent rain , knew God was unto suspicious activities , again small rain just poured
Smh
jesu..my Belle wan tear for laugh grin cheesy

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Religion / Re: When You Are Now Addicted To Pornography by TissuePaper: 10:02am On Jul 05, 2020
Joshmodest:

All these things you listed here , is it based on a survey , poll ,study , research or based on your opinions and conclusions ...
This is a public platform , when you want to push a point be as apt as possible ...tell us with numbers how many porn addicts you interviewed, and how many of them were depressed , lonely ...bla bla
Cos going by the numbers of streams porn hub is having alone , then your opinion would mean a large chunk of world population is depressed , unsocial .....
what I'm saying is this a lot of people engage in porn and they have a happy marriage , some married couples even view it together , they achieve success , their finances are intact , their productivity is at its peak ..and their joy flows like river Nile ...
Make your point if you think porn is bad , don't bring some nursery points to derail your argument ...before you come and tell me I need help ...cross examine yourself ..we all need help ?!!


need I say more... Good write-up

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Celebrities / Re: Hushpuppi Wanted In 47 Countries As He Lists Crime Partners - Kemi Olunloyo by TissuePaper: 4:13pm On Jul 03, 2020
DuBLINGreenb:
Won't happen but las las hush done chop money, flex life, lived lavish, flown choppers, flown private, had the most exotic cars, mingled with celebs obtained connections, became a known international brand.

No jail can take that away from him, if he comes out of prison he will be better than most poor Nigerians because he has a platform, he has connections, he has experience, he is known and so on. He won't be starting from square 1

He can write a bestseller book, be a TV host, sing music people will buy, sell his story to American media companies, work for security organisations abroad etc

Most Nigerians live in houses worst than American prisons me typing this have not seen electricity in 42 hours straight, I paid aboki 50 bucks to charge my phone, American prisons have 24/7 electricity, gym, free TV, free laundry services, free phone calls and free food that is why black Americans even the celebs see jail as an achievement as street cred status bringer

how many haven't been to jail? you tell me as we speak many US celebs are in jail including Steven Spielberg's daughter, R Kelly, Da baby etc
Even Robert Downey Jr, Lil Kim, tommy Lee, Mark Wahlberg have all been to U.S prison
Their prison is not like our own many come out of jail looking better than they did before they went in.

Those quoting me will chose 10 - 15 years in American prison and a lifetime of living lavish for themselves and their family without thinking twice over being a poor Nigerian from birth to death.

Ask yourself what odds hushpuppi had of being as rich as he was without doing what he did? We all know majority of Nigerians will be born into poverty and will die in poverty but we all want to delude ourselves by thinking "I will be the one to make it" niggger that's what the other 100,000,000 dead Nigerians before you thought, you think every poor Nigerian chose to be poor? or they don't know your God or another one is "if he didn't do crime he would be enjoying by now!" Nigguh enjoying what exactly

Simple question please how many Nigerian lawyers do you know richer than or even half as rich as Hushpuppi? Even the celebs how many of them where as rich as hush? Only the very top 1%

Another quick question? Ask them how many years and how much suffering, and how much connections etc it took them to get that degree and then that position and if the pay for those without connection is adequate, do the same for every other profession except clergy and politicians

And decide for yourself what chance the vast majority of Nigerians have of becoming millionaires or even hundred thousandnaires ?

I'm not encouraging crime please don't do crime but let us be realistic in our thoughts and speech,

I thought if you go to school you must be rich until I was in a slum and a woman told me she did her youth service in taraba, I was surprised I was like wtf excuse me, she said yes she served in.... She didn't know I was thinking shocked thinking to myself "how did you go to school for 17+ years only to end up in this slum in this poverty" I assumed everyone in slums where uneducated never do wells, miscreants etc.

Imagine if she, like most young girls were compelled to sleep with lecturers for grades, or sorted to pass and all that thinking riches were ahead of them upon graduation only to end up in a slum without husband and children hey this isn't fiction this lady was quarrelling with another non educated woman the other day I recorded what the women were using to insult her. Her lack of husband and children she kept saying she sacrificed all that for school and her future but you decide if this is a future worth losing sleep for, worth losing meaningful relationships for


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGhHX6sSzCU

Don't worry out of respect and privacy I didn't show her face.

Extra fun fact did you know?? Nigeria made more money from Yahoo boys in 2019 than from Agriculture think about it.
insightful

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Family / Re: At What Age Should An Adult Leave Their Parents’ House? by TissuePaper: 10:13pm On Jun 26, 2020
Zoie:
900 years old.

The problem I have with Righteousness89 is not his preaching. No.
It is the fact that he doesn't demonstrate emotional intelligence.
How can you read that someone died and next thing "if he didn't believe in Jesus, by now he's roasting in hell"?
It reeks of apathy. And that's just one among many things he says.
Nairaland is a secular forum, there's religion section, to write your posts but no. Every post you find him threatening fire and brimstone on non believers.

THIS MUST STOP.
If Righteousness89 doesn't desist from his ways, I call for a motion to report him till he's banned.
No to religious terrorism.
thanks for this
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: At What Age Did You Make Your First N100,000? by TissuePaper: 9:57pm On Jun 21, 2020
iLegendd:
I have never seen up to that amount let alone making such. I need 500 Naira to buy food this evening — I'm broke.
humble bragging

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Health / Re: How I Overcame Marijuana Addiction (Weed) by TissuePaper: 4:08pm On Jun 20, 2020
JahBwoy:
Thank you ArisingStorm: for this topic, I'm currently battling this issue. if you check some of my previous threads
I started very early, the first year in school, it's b been 8 years now I managed to get a career in IT , and I'm currently chasing bigger opportunities, and have vowed to stop if I get it.
But damn the pull is too strong!
My whole creative and thought process is interwoven into it.
I sleep better when I smoke,
I read better when I'm high,
All my interviews, I attended high.
I even code better when I'm high.
Music is not the same without weed,
Worst is food, I can't eat without smoking first .
Psychologically the food won't be sweet.

No I am not quitting because I think It is bad for my health, I need to know how some life feels again.
This whole hazy shit ain't it !

Yes, I have enjoyed the herb, But now It's time to quit
I have realized, I can't stop it on my own and have totally submitted to the higher power, I keep praying everyday, knowing this will be a thing of the past AMen
pls I need your number...I want you to tell me how it went attending the interviews high..I also want to be able to harness the energy that comes from weed into something substantial.

Let's talk if you're on whatsapp
Health / Re: How I Overcame Marijuana Addiction (Weed) by TissuePaper: 4:05pm On Jun 20, 2020
Sirpluv:
See cruise.... cool cool
Getting stoned and reading this post.... cool cool cool
grin

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Health / Re: How I Overcame Marijuana Addiction (Weed) by TissuePaper: 3:47pm On Jun 20, 2020
iamJ:
There is nothing like weed addiction, it's not even possible, the nerve ends that weed attaches to cant create the kind of dependance that cocaine and co can create


The only argument against weed is that it's a gateway drug to other drugs, that one is true but very rare but if you ignore that arguement there is nothing you can say against weed, let's not even begin, cause me I know my onions

All these illiterates talking nonsense here
you have just earned my respect
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by TissuePaper: 12:51pm On Jun 16, 2020
bluefilm:


Na wa o!

So oga so na you be dat pesin wey dey contribute all these money wey i been dey withdraw regularly from _sporty?

Thank God o!

I thank God for your life and I pray make God continue to dey bless you with more money so that you will continue to contribute to my financial success in Jesus Name, say Amen. wink
lol
Phones / Re: Poll: Which Smartphone Brand Are You Using? by TissuePaper: 2:33pm On Jun 13, 2020
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Sports / Re: Black Lives Speech: Anthony Joshua Hits Back At Criticism by TissuePaper: 2:39pm On Jun 08, 2020
Woleett:
Did you even read the comments or watch the video?
I'm tripping balls right now man don't take me too seriously..ok
Sports / Re: Black Lives Speech: Anthony Joshua Hits Back At Criticism by TissuePaper: 2:23pm On Jun 08, 2020
I don't expect anything less from him...he is already a slave to be the white man

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Education / Re: Pictures Of Rivers State University by TissuePaper: 8:59pm On Jun 03, 2020
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Education / Re: Why Is Total 2019/2020 Scholarship List Taking Almost 7 Months by TissuePaper: 3:02pm On May 29, 2020
Loris576:

Are u an awardee of shell ?
Chevron..

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