₦airaland Forum

youngest85:
All I see is MMM

I ditto that.

Epp me get @MissTechy no. I dey feel dat bae pieces.

I swear na ds guy go put him papa for trouble,olohun ngbo.Juss kwantinu.

Gucciboss:
And one bullet?

In RANgO's voice(Just one bullet).

K.B. Mr romantic. Mr godWin.

Vizzim:
Lesson to men. Don't open Ur door to your ex at all.

*BottomLine*

Ds mumus dt we call celebrities will not learn, make dem go ask Africa China(London Fever).

kateskitty:
I just had an interesting job interview today and every thing was going really well until they asked that much dreadful question

How much do we pay you?
No matter how many times I hear that question or rehears my answer, I always find a way to Fu?k up my answer.

Before I say anything further, this role is for someone with experience which I have, so why on earth will I be calling 70k for an experienced position. Even some entry level position pay 6 figures, now I'm afraid they wouldn't call me back because they think I'm a joke to have said 70k.
And if you are wondering what happened that I said 70k that's because when I was asked that question, I was thinking about something else the number 70 was the first number that popped into my head
Sh!t

So you are even fellow a nairalander.

dukie25:
There's only One Peter Ayodele Fayose, tormentor of the dullard and the man who keeps BMC busy.

Peter The Rock, your days will be long and long may you live.

Abeg wetin BMC mean

Dear future wife,i dey fill dat song pieces.

Fear Binin WEED.

Abeg OP help me with d link to his song DEAR FUTURE WIFE, abeg.

P ssqure who ke? Abi ori OP yi daru ni

GMBuhari:
I do not see that happening anytime soon



It's the wrong move at the wrong time


If not for everything else , but because Dangote just built his refinery in Lagos

And it's not typical for Yoruba race to whine about marginalization , or being short changed, whoever wrote this piece is an idiot


Buhari is the best thing that's happened to Nigeria , anyone talking about secession on Behalf of Yoruba nation has skeletons to hide

And to think that i once rooted for ds dullard is making ashame of myself,Chai i was scammed

That last 1 go earn u better SLap, i swear

Billyonaire:
Disobey your mind
- For example, if your mind chats with you, that your spouse is cheating on you. Do not believe your mind, dismiss the idea and move on as if nothing happens. In this, is the wisdom to remain in happy ignorance, after all, you receive sex as much as you want irrespective of a reality that any other person receives. It is the sex organ that suffers. But even if you were to believe your mind, you will again be diverted to wasteful habits of monitoring phones, asking suspicious questions, becoming insecure and destroying your family, and pushing her into the arms of another man who will receive more sex and you miss a piece of that action and seek yet another partner and the cycle continues. There is no perfection YET in the Universe, we are on the process, enjoy the process, for happiness in the ending of success dies faster than the dicck bows after the great orgasm.

To Be Happy, Focus all attention and consciousness to NOW
-For example, if you lost your job yesterday and tomorrow your feeding money runs out, remembering yesterday in time makes you sad and projecting your thoughts to tomorrow makes you sad and hopeless. But this moment, youve got food, life and a mind, then you have NOW, this moment, focus your thoughts on this moment, and as the loop grows bigger, you are eternally happy. Postponing happiness to the time of acquisition robs of us happiness forever, for the happiness that comes from acquisition is shortlived even by the smallest of badnews but we can always be happy now.

Matter of time and food and smoking.

Although there are more than 15 states of matter based on latest scientific exposition, we can relate to just 3 states in the physical universe. Solid, Liquid and Fluid. So, universe exists in these states, earth exist in these states and humans are made up of these 3 states. Solid bones, liquid blood and fluid oxygen and other gases in the system. But we must understand why humans from time immemorial decided to smoke. Humans were designed to consume food in these 3 states. Demons consume ectoplasma, which is fluid, actually they make you sad and succk your negative energies. Must taste nice. I digressed, sorry. Humans must eat solid food, drink liquids and smoke gaseous food to be complete. If you like, smoke onions, pepper, perfumes, weed for THC/LSD, cigarette for nicotine, etc. Your state of health and balance with spirit is influenced by the steps you take, should you eat solid food before drinking water and smoking ? Or should it be smoking as appetizer, eating solid and smoking later on ? I think smokers will agree that they get hungry when they smoke. Could it be nature's way of shouting "Why the Bleep did you smoke first without eating ?" I personally think anyone who desires optimum life should follow nature sequence from ground up. Solid, Liquid and Gas, then everything soaked in plasma. So, eating, drinking and smoking seems a creative process. But the other way round makes one lazy and disfunctional to the society.

To Be Continued, whenever

Class about to be in session.
Tag me when lecture starts Oooo. @Billyonaire

joey150:
I still and will always ask who finances these traditional rulers? Typical african mentality..Alafin go cruise for limousine and go back to ibadan to rule poor people living under the brownest of roofs.. (this is me not being tribal).. Adding no meaning and value to their lives.

Other than acquire wives to fulfil his widest fantasies..

Sick country!

God bless u for ds,i been dey think say na only me dey reason am.

Ordinary hand action my casava no see,chai


Abeg who get dat mr ibu pishure.

And ambode want ban yellow buses, i pity those commuters.

Koleman:
force or speed of movement;
impetus, as of a physical object
or course of events (Dictionary. com)
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In classical mechanics, linear momentum , translational momentum, or simply momentum (pl. momenta; SI unit kg · m/s ) is the product of the
mass and velocity of an object, quantified in kilogram-meters per second . It is dimensionally equivalent to impulse , the product of force and
time, quantified in newton-seconds .
Newton's second law of motion states that the change in linear momentum of a body is equal to the net impulse acting on it. For example, a heavy truck moving rapidly has a large momentum, and it takes a large or prolonged force to get the truck up to this speed, and would take a similarly large or prolonged force to bring it to a stop. If the truck were lighter, or moving more slowly, then it would have less momentum and therefore require less impulse to start or stop. (Wikipedia . Org)

Schooled

lytech1:
We Nigerians are willing to give you 2yrs extention.



You presence is of no use.



Bt i suspect this man is dead

I pray So oOooooo.

OP,I no d feelings my brother, Na dem no make me dey school as i dey type so after gaining admission.I swear down.

gbosaa:
Nonsense.

She hasn't come across men who eat snakes for dinner, men who use snake oil and wear snake skin as clothes.

Lala on my mind.

Horlufemi:
*Analogy of OPPRESSORS & FOOLISH CITIZENS.*
(A case study of Nigeria citizens & their elected oppressors).

I worked and lived in Abuja for 18 years. I ran my own private company from 2001 until 2014.
Two million of the likes of Buhari cannot change Nigeria.
Everything is wrong with Nigeria. The Director won't give you contract except you pay up front .
The banks won't give you loan except you concede a certain percentage. .
The man supervising the contract won't pass the job except you play ball. The clerk won't pass your file for payment except you rob his palm.
The accounts department won't raise your payment voucher or cheque unless you see them. I can go on and on.
The worst thing is that it has become a norm that nobody sees anything wrong with. If you think otherwise, they begin to think you are sick and not normal. If you try to stand in there way, you put your life at risk. If you get killed there is no justice system in place to seek redress and bring the perpetrators to book.
The police is corrupt , the Judge is the same. Nobody cares about anybody. No law and order. I looked from my left to right, everybody is only desperate about one thing "money".
They will kill anybody and anything that stand between them and money. I am an electrical engineer with MNSE and COREN.
The system don't care about my qualifications. Distribution and transmission jobs are given to alhajis, pastors, friends and relatives without any basic skills. I started asking myself, how do I convince my kids that education and hard work is rewarding? When fools, agberos and touts are running the country, from the National Assembly to the Presidency.
Is this what my four sons will also go through? In 2014 I decided I have had enough. I decided I was leaving. I immigrated to Australia with my family. Don't put yourself in harms way for any reason. The problem of Nigeria is in the hands of Nigerians living in Nigeria.
Try starting a gate house in your village, everybody wants to profiteer from it. The bricklayer, the carpenter, the mason and even your brother who claim to be supervising on your behalf.
They are corrupt, morally bankrupt and selfish. Everybody there thinks about himself and nobody is thinking about Nigeria .
You don't have to be the one to go there to change anything. Let those under the hammer start the revolution. I beg make you hear word.
This post is gonna anger a lot of my followers. I'm still gonna post it anyway.
Analogy of OPPRESSORS & FOOLISH CITIZENS. (A case study of Nigeria citizens & their elected oppressors).
During the Soviet dictatorship of Joseph Stalin. He was a brutal dictator with mind of his own. On one fateful day, Stalin came to Politburo meeting with a live chicken. Standing in front of audience, He started to pluck the feathers of the live chicken off one by one.
The chicken trembled in pain, blood tricking out of its pores. It gave out grievous cries, but Stalin being a cruel dictator continued without remorse plucking the feathers out until the chicken was completely Unclad.
After which, he threw the chicken on the ground. The Unclad chicken was staggering in pain. Stalin goes into his pocket and from his pockets, he took out some chicken food and started to throw it at the poor & hapless creature.
The poor chicken in pain started eating and Stalin started walking towards his seat. As he walked away, he kept dropping some feeds on the floor & the chicken followed him and sat feeding from his feet.
Joseph Stalin then turned to members of his political party leadership. He said, "This chicken represents the people".
"You must disempower them, brutalise them, beat them up, starve them and then leave them".
"If you do this, go into your pocket & give them peanuts when they are in that helpless and desperate situation, they will blindly follow you for the rest of their life, worshiping you".
"They will think you are a hero forever. They will forget that, you're responsible for their sorrowful situation in the first place."
Breath taking, isn't it ?
Now! Take a look at all the people some Nigerians are busy defending on social media.
Take a look at those they call their heroes. They are the same people who plunged Nigeria into the situation she is. They are the same people who are responsible for their predicaments.
Did you see the numbers of people that throng to Saraki's house during this Christmas period to go collect peanuts? Your guess is as good as mine.
Nigerians kill those they should defend and defend those they should kill!

Abeg drop ur email add we need to talk i swear.

OP, ara lo ma pa gbogbo yin,una think say una fit discourage us frm protesting abi, see u on d 5-6th, lets go.

Simply put,get a gun and have enough bullet.