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Daughters of JEZEBEL,they r like Empty hen,Evrywhere u go

Daughters of JEZEBEL,they r like Empty Hen,everywhere u go

In dbanj's voice,finally,she don c mugu,she don c mugu

lekan29ice:
Won ti gba bobo yi

Olohun ngbo

jovialSoul001:
don jazzy face ain't looking happy the Niggie would be like


this people have started again before dem b wan steal dbanj now na my own tiwa


well na tee bills I pity em go De die so

ntng concern me am sipping coke in my BMW x6

I sight u bruh,Na me dey inside dat blue G wagon by ur side

bdemix:
OP, you are correct, that is how UniABUJA Operates, This method started 5 years ago, i also benefited from this method #ProudlyUniAbuja

How the skul be?

Perfectionist11:
@ Titobigz...its easy to see the reason why Nigerian men are d least romantic in d world.

Dey there they form Mr Romantic,while rich yoruba demons,they kpokpo ya bae

Awwwwwwwww so loving




HE DON KRAZE Kpatakpata,na Gold dey ur kitty?

NaWetinDey:
It's good you said I "sounded" like a fool and not that I am one. Well, you see, it's actually a problem with your brain. Your ear hears something and your brain, maybe because it's whacked, translates it as something else. And your mind gets deceived. On a second thought, it may be because you are actually crazy as your username suggests. My only worry is: how mad can a man be to have impregnated a crazy woman-turning her into a crazy mom?
Things like you in female flesh amaze me.

E woooo,see finishing

ZACHIE:
Ignorance everywhere.
What's strange about this?
2 things can cause this
1. It could be a GEYSER, which it likely is.
2. A burst pipe from a waterline.

People should stop ascribing unusualness to common geographical phenomena

GEISHA ko,sardine ni, #Iranu

When u don blow dem go stop coming

Lie mohammed

OP werey nie,olohun n gbo

Endison:
PDP is bound to go tru the furnace in the coming months. But Mark my words, they will smash the APC in 2019.

APC's sleazy style of governance has already made it possible, beginning from Edo!

Believe me No be this same PDP,I swear

especially if u cum fail am

Lexxy84:
ari met with d Queen of England in London. He asked her.
Buhari: How do you run such an efficient government here? Are there any tips you can give to me? I want to help Nigeria.
QUEEN: The most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.
Buhari: How do I know the people around me are really intelligent?
QUEEN: Oh, that's easy. Just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle. The Queen sent for David Cameron. David Cameron walked into the room,
CAMERON: Yes, your majesty. You sent for me.
QUEEN: Answer this riddle. David, your mother and father have a child, it is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
CAMERON: hmmm... that would be me.
QUEEN: Yes, very good.
When Buhari came back home he sent for Osinbajo.
Osibanjo walk in to Buhari's office. Osibanjo: Sir you call me. Buhari: Yes sit down and ans this, Your mother and your father have a child, it's not your brother and it's not your sister, who is it?
Osinbajo: I'm not sure, let me get back to you. He asked all his staff in the office but none could give him an answer. Osinbajo ran to Fashola. Osinbajo asked
Osinbajo: Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or sister, who is it?"
FASHOLA: That's easy. It's me!
Osinbajo smiled and said, Thanks! Then he went back to speak with President Buhari.
Osinbajo: Sir, I have the answer to that riddle, It's Babatunde Raji Fashola!
Buhari got angry, and said to Osinbajo No wonder Nigeria isn't moving forward, I am surrounded by dummies! The answer is .David Cameron!!!

Haaaa,Ayaf DIEDED rotlf

abeg who get Sagem charger

Ama bang that all day,evryday

With a nice Koboko of life she go speak chin choun

Poor guy

Haaaa,we have been scammed

hemartins:
Rasta Mama. Me say ya gotta givit to dem hotta Ina jaimacan styley. Nothing bad witda hair. Me lavit.
Fire on da wicked ina high places.
One love.
Peace Out.

Me na fi chant it beta dan I man has spit it,Muo faya man.

Try Pirates 1 & 2

HAaaaaa,we have been SCAMMED

examhall:
LWTMB Some guys no get chill! ladyF, whayasay?

As in......

Beeman1:
To all Buhari haters,he will complete his 8years in office whether anyone like it or not. We are not moved by all these online blackmailing.

God bless Buhari

God bless Nigeria.

Weyrey re Ooo.

Clarinett,myghtyhazell:
It means "take a look at"

God bless u two,oya make we dey NEGODU dey go

Lilimax:
Just negodu the silly reason given for killing this young man

Waht does NEGODU Mean abeg

Bet9ja where my 17.243,632 or else.

Even touching too.

Wizkid come nd shee shomething Ooo.