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Family / Re: When A Man Forces His Wife For Sex, Is It A Rape? by titsqueez(m): 1:20pm On Jun 24, 2016
Hope ur not looking to unleash the "beastly ambition" on ur wife
Foreign Affairs / Re: Effects Of Britain Leaving The EU by titsqueez(m): 1:04pm On Jun 24, 2016
Lets look at the impact on non eu countries like Nigeria. The excess influx of unskilled eu migrants to Britain is, I would say, wholly responsible for the recent harsh immigration rules targeted on non eu countries. This I believe will eventually be relaxed as the uk government will be looking to tap into money from non eu students who have contributed enormously to research and development in uk universities.
Also skilled workers from non eu countries will I believe see a relaxation of rules for coming to live and work in the UK.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: UK Votes To Leave The European Union by titsqueez(m): 10:30am On Jun 24, 2016
martineverest:
I really pity British economy; her economy benefits from EU policies, which attracted investors. With this referendum,I see investors going elsewhere. Moreover, breakup of UK is inevitable, as n.Ireland and Scotland voted to remain in EU and more hostilities from other EU members who never liked the Brits.
Aside from Germany the Brits are the only other net contributors to the EU coffers. An estimated £350M per month if am not mistaken. This cannot be sustainable especially when that money could go into things like the NHS and provision of more affordable housing.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: UK Votes To Leave The European Union by titsqueez(m): 10:20am On Jun 24, 2016
princey83:

True. lived in the UK in those years that EU migrants flooded the tiny island from poorer EU countries. They basically took all jobs that no one else would do. i saw africans and asians losing their survival jobs to EU nationals despite the fact that most of them couldn't speak a word in english, but they had an advantage cos they needed no work visa.

i watched as universities stopped funding non-EU nationals for msc and phd courses as they had enough applications from EU nationals. Jobs were exported to poorer EU nations cos of cheap labour, hence manufacturing industries closed down.

Highly skilled workers moved in from greece, spain, portugal, italy e.t.c to take top jobs in the financial industries, and unemployed highly skilled britons felt betrayed. Yet, the UK was one of the biggest contributors to the EU project. Germany is next. These two are the sole reason why the EU exist cos of their strong economies.

The prospect of turkey joining the EU by 2020 was the final nail on the coffin. An islamic country of over 75 million people where wages are as low as $2/hr. Alot of people were scared that the UK would become flooded by turkish migrants. lol.
Very apt. Also the influx of Islamic extremists into the EU through turkey is a massive cause for concern for countries like the Uk
Crime / Re: Married Woman I Gave Lift In Enugu Yesterday Stole My Tablet From My Car by titsqueez(m): 11:24pm On Jun 15, 2016
Did you think that the monopoly on kleptomania is bestowed only on the young and unmarried?
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy And Koredo Bello Block IG User For Telling Them To Wish D'banj "HBD" by titsqueez(m): 3:24pm On Jun 10, 2016
People like this will make Microsoft outlook to become extinct. Fuckin diary keeper
Family / Re: How I Fell Into The Trap Of Dating A Married Man. Need Advice... by titsqueez(m): 2:33pm On Jun 07, 2016
I think you still desire him. If not for anything else it seems like you are missing the way he used to straff you. Yes he was straffing you!!

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Travel / Re: 8 Disgusting Habits Displayed By Nigerians When They Return From Abroad by titsqueez(m): 1:30pm On Jun 07, 2016
They prefer to stay in hotels because dem no want that village winch anywhere near them.
He knew you would come visiting, the guy could tell a long throat a mile away. Lol

Op e be like say your janded friend wey u de expect gifts from put u on a serious long ting grin

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Literature / Re: Top Quotes From Novels You've Read by titsqueez(m): 10:47am On Jun 07, 2016
Babymumsy:
Things fall apart, the centre cannot hold, mere anarchy is loosed upon the world - Chinua Achebe, Things fall apart.
yes chinua Achebe made that quote very popular amongst us Nigerians. But the origin of that line came from William Butler Yeats in his epic poem 'the second coming'.

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Romance / Re: Kojo Prince: Why I Love Abena, My Fat Fiancee by titsqueez(m): 4:13pm On Jun 02, 2016
I can see he was doing all that heavy lifting at his construction site

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Politics / Re: Amina Ali, The Rescued Chibok Girl, Details And Picture by titsqueez(m): 3:54pm On May 18, 2016
kenonze:
Nigeria Military are fantastically good
if that is ur pic then bride price loading...
Religion / Re: Escaped Ghana Robber: TB Joshua Intervenes (photos) by titsqueez(m): 12:55pm On May 17, 2016
See as the thief head resemble rugby ball
Politics / Re: Oba Of Benin Death: Our Hearts Are Heavy, Says Oshiomhole by titsqueez(m): 11:44pm On Apr 29, 2016
Rip to the oba. My Edo peeps pls what does 'oba no de go transfer ' mean
Celebrities / Re: BankyW Pleads With Teebillz, Tunji Balogun As He Hints At Committing Suicide by titsqueez(m): 12:29pm On Apr 28, 2016
In the voice of patience Jonathan ' I would rather die than commit suicide'
Celebrities / Re: Omotola Jalade Pounding Yam For Husband by titsqueez(m): 2:17pm On Apr 15, 2016
sirthisthickkal:

I swear if you marry Your wife go suffer o cheesy
na my wife teach me how to hold pestle properly in the first place
Celebrities / Re: Omotola Jalade Pounding Yam For Husband by titsqueez(m): 2:00pm On Apr 15, 2016
She is not even holding the pestle properly

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Travel / Re: Nigerian Removed From Flight Over Hepatitis A Gets Unexpected Miracle by titsqueez(m): 9:07pm On Apr 03, 2016
Nigerians are helpful, that is a known fact. I remember one time i was in a danfo bus in Lago with a friend, we only had foreign currency and were going to change them. My guy spoke to the guy sitting next to him, if he had change. Without thinking twice the guy just brought out money and paid for both of us.
I even offered to give him some of my foreign currency, but he said dont worry. Very kind guy
Celebrities / Re: Unoaku Anyadike, Most Beautiful Girl In Nigeria 2015 Looks Stunning In New Pics by titsqueez(m): 1:11pm On Mar 29, 2016
This most beautiful girl in Nigeria contest should come with a disclaimer stating 'we will not be held responsible if you become pregnant for Flavour N'abania after winning this contest'
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh's Husband Showers Praises On Her For Mothers Day by titsqueez(m): 3:51pm On Mar 07, 2016
Does he have a last name or is he one of those 'new age' guys that answer their wife's name. Mr Churchill Dikeh
Politics / Re: Udom Donates N200K To Widows In Akwa-Ibom State. Photos by titsqueez(m): 10:12pm On Feb 21, 2016
Chivasex:
None sense,
its not even up to 2 thousand naira per widow.
Idiot
If you had paid attention in school instead of indulging in giraffe methods you would be able to read and comprehend. The article said 200K each, that means each woman received 200k. Olodo

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Romance / Re: Prostitutes Detain Customers Over Unpaid Bills In Delta by titsqueez(m): 3:45pm On Feb 19, 2016
Reminds me of a friend who did similar a while back. The guy had to call me to come bail his ass. When I arrived the guy was looking humble while the girl held his trouser pocket. Ask me how much was owed, just 2k. Anyway sha I paid and the stupid girl started hailing me.

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Romance / Re: Why Would A Guy Want To Have Se.x With A Girl Without Any Commitment? by titsqueez(m): 1:27pm On Feb 19, 2016
It's psychological , telling the girl she's ugly or making her feel she's ugly guarantees unending supply of the punny. Her wish to be desired by him and hopefully see her as a pretty girl one day clouds rational thinking.
Romance / Re: 8 Things You Shouldn't Say To Your Boyfriend by titsqueez(m): 1:07pm On Feb 19, 2016
When your boyfriend is called Charlie and you are screaming f'vck me harder Dele. embarassed
Sports / Re: Uche Kalu's Wife, Ada's Pregnancy Shoot by titsqueez(m): 12:10pm On Feb 19, 2016
allanphash7:
Why she no face d camera





Her life her business
why? U want to see the bush?

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Politics / Re: Abubakar Tatari-Ali Cautioning A White Man - Caption Photos by titsqueez(m): 10:52pm On Feb 11, 2016
He looks like an Italian, those guys have a penchant for black girls oo. The commissioner was probably telling him to fix his eyes on the job and not his daughters

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Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Steps Out In Monochrome Outfit (photo) by titsqueez(m): 1:31pm On Feb 10, 2016
Taking advice from Ini Edo on any issue other than culinary is tantamount to following directions prescribed by a blind man/woman
Politics / Re: Akwa Ibom Thanksgiving At Stadium Uyo - Live Photos by titsqueez(m): 1:19pm On Feb 10, 2016
Backwardness personified. Holding thanksgiving for Supreme Court for doing what they are paid to do. My people continue to revel in a regressive society
Celebrities / Re: I Am An Actor From Ghana , Not A Ghanaian Actor- Majid Michel - by titsqueez(m): 11:57am On Feb 04, 2016
csbenedict:

Nne biko no vex. I don't normally do this. I tried sending you dm but it seems it isn't working. Am not going to lie, if you truely are the one on the dp. Then I give it to you. Beauty and brain. I have gone thru all your profile. Suffice to say that definitely you have a man. But there's nothing more satisfying than getting to know people of your kind. It's refreshing to see a beauty that thinks real
Am jealous of the lucky guy already
if she is ur definition of beauty then you truly are yet to behold true beauty. That girl is below average at best
Politics / Re: Buhari As Ebenezer Obey Was Singing In Ogun (Photo) by titsqueez(m): 6:24pm On Feb 02, 2016
Pmb be like "bura ubanka inna sanda na? "Wannag dan iska ne

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