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teelady:There she goes ranting and raving again. I just quoted you, lets see if your silly threats have substance or are as empty as your head |
teelady:My friend stop this rant and talk sensibly. Also learn to differentiate between wrath and *rot* |
A child is still a blessing wether planned or not. Use the up coming birth of the child as a motivation to secure that employment or starting a biz. Good luck |
you mean to tell me that most of Naija army tanks old pass me. Serious |
ShirelleBaby:Funny. Reminds me of an uncle who lost a tipper my dad bought for business. I heard he went mental and was looking for the tipper under his bed. Lol, thank God he is ok today |
Next time fire on and tell her that pain is the gateway to pleasure. It's works for me |
I see baby mama in the making ...oops |
For me I don't consider it cheating rather practicing new things outside so that I can pleasantly surprise her by perfecting it inside. |
MIkel next, if he can unbuckle the seat belt on his bench |
Why motor no jam am |
A female friend of mine was trying to call her mum in Naija when she mistakenly called this Igbo guy. My friend apologised and said she had called the wrong number. But my guy no gree, he called back and was professing love that was made in heaven. 'My dear this was meant to be. It was god that led u to call this number' . I had to eventually answer one of his numerous calls before the guy stopped calling. I sure say the guy don de practice how he go take do d'oggy style |
Campbell is not performing like he was at the start of the tournament |
[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]your moniker proves that you are a grass eater too. How many litres of milk do you deliver per day? [/quote]Enough to keep nido makers and the Nigerian milk industry growing. Mind u only grass that have undergone full photosynthesis are required. |
Guy: I love u Babe: I know |
Grass contains all the nutrients u can possibly wish for. Look at Fulani cows and how healthy they are. |
A'nal s.ex unless she also has diarrhea |
This almost happened to me too, wifey preferred only her people in my house. My mum would turn up and feel very unwelcome. She would not even acknowledge her, my dad stopped visiting completely. Meanwhile I was in a far away country. When the news came to me I pick up phone told her if she get two head make I come that house see her mama or any of her siblings for my house. Cut long story short she I arrived and she was struggling to care for twin boys by her self all her pipu don disappear. Had to call family meeting and beg before I relax. Women can be very wicked to their mother in laws as well. |
All these akpabio a'ss lickers how much he pay una |
you be mr. olodo younger brother or son? |
You need to include Prague in Czech Republic else that list is not complete. |
Show that guy love and trust in his abilities and he will die on that pitch for you. Thats a fact. End of the day he is human like the rest of us irrespective of the amount of money he earns. AVB failed to realize that. |
hmmm maybe when they succeed in teaching their children simple spellings and sentence construction. Merry xmas |
A good head game for starters. The rest can come later |
AK-47 is the tool grrrrr dont make me act the muthafukin fool - NWA rip mr kalashnikov |
Is that Wikipedia story correct? How can double the population of the state be in diaspora |
@ foxy_birth, rebirth or unborn My friend pls stop this nonsense. I believe there is a section in nairaland where your poetic ability will critically analysed and praised. Not here!!! E don do biko |
[/quote]Enough to keep nido makers and the Nigerian milk industry growing. Mind u only grass that have undergone full photosynthesis are required.