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Sports / Re: Eniola Aluko To Play For England In 2015 World Cup (pictured) by titsqueez(m): 9:25am On May 13, 2015
She's not really that good. A lot of speed with no control, reminds me of an ex US international footballer Coby Jones dem just put am there to carry ball run and hope

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Politics / Re: Lagos Court Of Arbitration Inaugurated By Fashola (photo) by titsqueez(m): 7:57pm On May 05, 2015
are they banned from taking pics of the inside? undecided
Politics / Re: ‘boko Haram In Zimbabwe En Route South Africa’ by titsqueez(m): 12:15pm On Apr 30, 2015
olaideeeedris:
Honestly but I love the poem titled 'parable' more
Not really heard of parable. I am an avid reader of Yeats, and for me, his poem 'the second coming' is my personal fovourite. It transcends politics, religion and self.
Politics / Re: ‘boko Haram In Zimbabwe En Route South Africa’ by titsqueez(m): 8:31am On Apr 30, 2015
olaideeeedris:
So boko haram don dey fight for us? Wat an irony! This reminds of a poem titled 'An Irish Airman Foresees His Death'
love that poem.
Romance / Re: Her Cousin Impregnated Her,and She Still Insists She Loves Him by titsqueez(m): 12:04pm On Apr 29, 2015
What is the abomination here? Go to US and UK and see how cousins de flex without issues. Am not even talking about India and Pakistan where it is almost compulsory to marry ur cousin
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dike's Ex-boyfriend Spotted With Amber Rose (PHOTOS) by titsqueez(m): 6:38pm On Apr 23, 2015
look at that big boil on his forehead
Education / Re: ND University Lady Tortured, Poisoned Over Refusal To Join Fraternity by titsqueez(m): 3:11pm On Apr 20, 2015
I dont understand. Whats wrong with these girls and lesbo behaviour. make una change oo
Romance / Re: Why Do Men Patronize Prostitutes? by titsqueez(m): 3:06pm On Apr 20, 2015
because we can undecided

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Politics / Re: Akpabio Denies APC Use Of Stadium by titsqueez(m): 2:34pm On Apr 10, 2015
Very soon they will bar apc members from using the airport as per na pdp and akpabio build am. Nonsense!

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Family / Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by titsqueez(m): 12:05pm On Apr 10, 2015
A stiff d1ck handles a nagging woman better than any of those solutions you listed. According to research from the porn institute nagging is a round about way of d1ck craving. Just give her what she demands.
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye & Wife Lola Having A Silent Social Media War by titsqueez(m): 11:47am On Apr 10, 2015
rokiatu:
chisos!!! Mine eyes have never beheld such b00ty sorry beauty shocked shocked
Romance / Re: 19 Real Struggles Of Girls With Big Thighs by titsqueez(m): 10:43am On Apr 05, 2015
cold:
...And some look like they've been struck by lightening shocked
No wonder they are called thunder thighs lol
Romance / Re: Getting Married Next Month And Nothing Interest Me About My Hubby To Be! by titsqueez(m): 4:31pm On Apr 03, 2015
Naija girls.
Travel / Re: Edmund Echukwu Dies At James Bond-Themed Sex Party In UK (photos) by titsqueez(m): 11:00am On Apr 02, 2015
The guy paused to rescue his iPhone before diving in. See priorities
Crime / Re: Lagos Robbery: Slain Fish Hawker Buried In Ikoyi by titsqueez(m): 4:28pm On Mar 24, 2015
bigtt76:
So sad ....no speeches, no representation by the politicians or well meaning Nigerians. She wasn't even mentioned on the so cherished Linda Ikeji blog, no mention in the ever buzzing Social Media, no trending hashtags ....layed alone in a wooden coffin knocked together in haste and buried not in a vault or wall-tiled grave ...therein lies Sarah Ibikunle - victim of a society ridden over the years by poor governance, greed and deception.

You may be unknown, dead and gone BUT you remain know to our Lord and Savior and Creator under whose bossom you will continue to live long ...longer than those who led to your short sourjourn on Earth. May God bless your soul and comfort your family. Amen.

Though your true story may never be told or heard ...it will inspire billions years to come! Rest on Sarah Ibikunke
Words that make frozen hearts melt. It's a pity our politicians are beyond redemption
Romance / Re: Annoying Replies When Caught Cheating. by titsqueez(m): 3:30pm On Mar 21, 2015
She saw an empty condom wrapper in my car.

question: how did this get here

answer: The wind must have blown it in when the car door was open

ps. cheating is wrong
Culture / Re: Efik/ibibio Names And Their Meaning by titsqueez(m): 1:36pm On Mar 20, 2015
Nor ye ki so bor ke'dem nor akanawan se yemde... Elos elosca. Amin de eyin Akwa ibom. grin

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Romance / Re: What Is Wrong With This Picture? by titsqueez(m): 1:14pm On Mar 20, 2015
A'rse up face down that's the way we like to ....

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Ghanaians Comment On Their Country's Plan On Letting Nigeria Mint Their Currency by titsqueez(m): 12:30pm On Mar 20, 2015
I hope we don't run out of trees printing the Ghanian currency. I hear it's about 100000 cedes to 1 Naira. grin

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Romance / Re: Difference Between Sex And Love Making by titsqueez(m): 11:33am On Mar 20, 2015
Sex is the precursor to making love. Like Eddie Murphy once said I go out to Bleep so I can come home and perfect the art of love making.
Romance / Re: Ladies: Can You Marry A Man Who Is Currently Earning N50,000 Monthly As Salary? by titsqueez(m): 3:10pm On Mar 19, 2015
watered:
No wonder! Dog wey no get owner no dey different from you. So na who go collect the bride price incase any mugu show up?
fatality

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Crime / Re: Female Child Thief Nabbed, Stripped & Clubbed To Death In Owerri by titsqueez(m): 9:16am On Mar 19, 2015
How can a female child thief suddenly become a middle aged woman not even half way down your news.

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Politics / Re: OMG! Okorocha Is Evil - By Morakinyo Olugbiji by titsqueez(m): 3:47pm On Mar 18, 2015
tit:
apc can lie more than america
Erm nwannem let's leave politics for polithiefians and discuss the common denominator our monikers hold. Thanks
Events / Re: (PIC) - Is This The New Trend On Wedding Day? by titsqueez(m): 12:17pm On Mar 18, 2015
This same guy will be asking that she respect him tomorrow forgetting that he traded it on his wedding day by allowing her carry him like a baby
Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Leave Nude Videos And Pics Of Themselves In Thier Phone? by titsqueez(m): 3:03pm On Mar 17, 2015
sampete:
Just last week, I was going through the phone of a colleague when I stumbled on some xxxx rated videos and pics of her humble self. Out of curiously I opened one of the videos and started watching...immediately I sent some of those videos into my phone, then I continued watching. I was so engrossed in her acts that I didn't notice when she came in, she caught me watching her nude videos. I expected her to be angry or something, she wasn't, she just collected her phone and that's all!

This is a girl that takes church so seriously, she has even been trying to get me attend her church...I was shocked, disturbed, in fact my orientation about her changed.

Since then she has been acting kinda weird, always coming over to my place unlike befor, just yesterday, she wanted to spend d night in my side...pastor pickin wey I be, I cum say no!

The koko is why do girls leave nude videos and pics in their phone for people to stumble upon? I once picked up a phone misplaced by a girl where I saw so many nude pics of dat nearly got me blind.

Another instance was when a coursemate of mine gave me a memory card dat has been routed by shortcut virus, after removing the virus, her files came back and as I was going through, I saw some nude videos and pics. I got so shaken dat day when I came across nude pics and videos of this girl and another of my coursemate, a girl too, they were both in the act of lesbianism! Chai! These my eyes don see!
Poster you seem to be adept at discovering phones with x rated content. Mind sharing how you went about honing this skill

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Romance / Re: My Babe Is Pregnant And Am Unemployed; Should I Keep The Baby? by titsqueez(m): 2:07pm On Mar 17, 2015
teelady:


your opinion.....stop aborting ur unborn children, bcus from all indication thats what is itching u up. God wil give the op the strenght and wisdom to keep the baby, and uhmmm it nt a threat.
And what is itching you up? Is it your inability to chastise without resorting to name calling and doom prophesies? Glad you have seen the need to ask God's strength upon the young man.

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