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Twin 1: i like daddy's own better, its not very big, 5 inches
Twin 2 :but this guy's **** is suffocating us, its to big thats while we can see outside

I almost puked wen i saw that!!!!!!!

Migines:
@tj
u sure don't type'like'i.
[[quote author=Migines link=topic=100033.msg1769876#msg1769876 date=1197651322]@tj
u sure don't type'like'i.

confused, wat u sayin?[/quote]

Thats why the twins have different father

[quote author=ben~jay link=topic=100406.msg1767974#msg1767974 date=1197593871]I knew this TJ guy was sick.[/quote]It just came this year, every1 is talkin bout it, not in nigeria i mean

Dear friends and family,

I have just received an e-mail stating that the personal information
in our passports are now available online due to the move for
globalized screening of entries and exits of people in most, if not
all countries. These information have been accessed through the

African, European, American, Australian and Asian database.

It is scary that they are doing this now. It does not only invade our
privacy, but exposes us to danger, if these information land on the
wrong hands. The matter that gives me a fright is that there is no
strict form of security to access the site. One only needs to type his
name and country of citizenship and the passport's identification page
displays. I myself tried to search and found my passport and was
totally stunned to see it.

http://www.scrolllock.nl/passport/

Daddy is on leave

how do u like it?

amievivian:
men adick!! what r dese guys doing to you n your so so cute NAME

ucall that a cute name, wat bout a p*n*s

yeah 1nce in a while

Uh oh, he likes her he likes her not

2girls1cup.com
leave ur comments

I like y'all cos y'all likes me whci makes me like this forum so that more ppl can like it

clemcykul:
anthing for a good laff sure that is what we all are here for

heyy A privates and tt keep up poking!

its a DICK not a privates

wats intercellular?

i brush 1nce in a while

Some1 stole some1's dick

1. Drive through the drive through in reverse and let your passenger order

2. Ask prices of everything on the menu then order something that you did not ask the price for.

3. Pretend like your window is broken. Tell the employee this. Order with your door open, pay with your door open. Roll down window and take food through the window.

4. Go to McDonalds and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight.

5. Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels unwrapped.

6. Order in another language. Be careful what neighborhood you are in.

7. When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window shopping and drive on.

8. Laugh sadistically when asked if you would like ketchup.

9. Ask how they fit into that little box.

10. If they make you wait, make them wait when they come back on.

11. Demand to speak to the manager. When he comes on, complain that you did not like the way the employee said "May I take your order?"

12. When asked if they can take your order say " No, why can I take yours?"

13. If they ask you to wait, order anyway and keep doing it till they yell at you.

14. Pretend like your car broke down. Ask for assistance in moving it. When they come out, drive away.

15. Tell them you have to use the bathroom.

16. Order a cup of water and two napkins. That's it.

17. Don't order when they come on. Just sit there. If a line forms behind you, get out of the car and cause a scene.

18. When they hand you your food, hand them a bag back with all the trash from your car in it.

19. Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your stare.

20. Honk your horn the whole way through the line.

Please Don't Call Me When You Get Arrested For Doing This THings.

am inviting y'all to facebook,type in facebook.com. hope seun would not be mad

Migines:
Wats this thingy wit adick nd TT

Dats why am setting up a jury, migines

*Sends migines to his room, he is grounded*

oh?!?!@

*walks to adick and shakes him up n down, takes him out and bcome frnds*

Oh, they charged u more for that!

The Pastor's Salary

This is a story about a popular young Baptist preacher, who on Sunday
morning announces to the congregation that he will not renew his contact
and is moving on to a larger congregation that will pay him more.

There is a hush. No one wants him to leave.

Bubba, who owns several car dealerships, stands up
and announces, "If the preacher stays, I'll provide him with a new
sedan every year, and his lovely wife with a minivan, to transport their
children!"

The congregation sighs, and applauds.

Billy Bob, the entrepreneur and investor, stands and says, "If the
preacher stays, I'll double his salary, and establish a foundation to
guarantee the college education of his children!!"

More sighs and applauses.

Ms. Ella May, age 70, stands and announces, "If the preacher stays,
I'll give him SEX!!"

There is a hush.


The preacher, blushing, asks,"Ms. Ella May, whatever possessed you to
say that?"

Ms. Ella May answers, "I just asked my husband how we could help, and
he said, "F**k him"!

Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are.

The first mouse pounds a shot of scotch, slams the glass onto the bar, turns to the second mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it twenty times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese."

The second mouse orders up two shots of sour mash, pounds them both, slams each glass onto the bar, turns to the first mouse and replies:
"Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it up into a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."

The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse. The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this bullshit. I gotta go home and screw the cat

y?

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table when a hot sexy lady walks up and bets N200,000 on a single roll of the dice. "I hope you don't mind," she says to the two men, "but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." She strips naked and rolls the dice.

As the dice come to a stop, she jumps up and down screams, "I WON I WON!!"

She then hugs both the dealers, picks up her money and her clothes, and quickly leaves. The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded.

Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll, anyway?"

The other answers, "I don't know. I thought YOU were watching."

even the mom too

She wants 2 use the washroom

nice 1 migines

*[color=Black][/color][size=8pt][/size]Looks around and finds only 1 person, migines is the 1*