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NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Expectations breed disappointments.

You don't do good, expecting that kind good to be returned to you. Anyways I'm sure you are wiser now.

Trouble factory you sound very sick in the head and heart girl.. Efi

dollytino4real:
pls not all women dat are greedy. west sha like dat habit of wanting everytin to demselves

96 percent of them are greedy and selfish that's the reality

mgtow:
Your writing is mostly incomprehensible. I had to get a forensic team to help me figure out what you were trying to say on your original thread. We got the message eventually, but it was a struggle, just like your writings on this thread.

Not really, you need Casket to get you back to the cemetery where you are dinged out,

I am seeing bunch of flies following you,

The flies that have no advicer follows corps into the grave like you are following the questions that you are not ask so also you will likely face thunder that's is on a mission to strike another punk ass down,

Do your self a favour asshole, be useful for once and do the Job that was assigned to you by nature, so you don't get to explode when gigantic shirt is coming out of your eyes mouth and nose.. Asshole!

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Please shut up. You thought you'd change her mind because of some rides and material things. All you gave you did cheerfully so u are a cheerful giver. Abi she force you? Mugu

Trouble factory, [b]angry bird [/b]

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Please shut up. You thought you'd change her mind because of some rides and material things. All you gave you did cheerfully so u are a cheerful giver. Abi she force you? Mugu

Trouble factory

MRSoftapples:
You
so

You sound like you are some zombie, poor, illiterate, imposter, slowpoke, castrated anima[/b]l,

Did you hear say she pays me, buy me anything, whats the need of relationship If not to help each other?

What can she do for me aside those assisting to do things I don't have time for while am busy making money? , is she supposed to do my job for me?

A girl that depends on you financially and emotionally to carry on with her life, if your interests in her is only to Bleep her, you are a dead walking corps, so at last you will find another person who knows how to cook, and take care of your home,

While she stay on social media gossiping and meeting new friend to flirt around with? You are coward

When she ran out airtime she will call you, she needs new clothes she calls you, and you supply her,

You the most useless person that have ever commented on my threads..

You are just a fat [b]pussy !

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
The op is a cheerful giver.

It's your fat mouth that's a stupid cheerful giver! try and be useful not this thing.

Hector09:
Hmmm u even served her ur food, u cooked indomie for them, u gave them tp, u bought gift for her, bro u get degree for iberiberism, u get monopoly for mumurism

I was your father's apprentice that's how I was infected by your father, unfortunately I couldn't finish learning it before he terminated my internship, imagine if I had finished learning half of his mumurism.

Desdola:
In this case, you wouldn't blame the lady but the guy. She told you outrightly from the beginning all she needed was friendship but you took it deeper than them. It's a lesson learnt bro

A friend she said and she pushes towards enjoying every benefits of Gf... End up using my head and my resources..

My dear that's purely deception in the highest order...

Dating was supposed to be knowing each other. 

If there is high tensions she help you reduce it,
If there are troubles she helps you to solve it,

if you are too busy with works that you can take care of your home she comes around to take care of it,

Such as your laundry, cooking, and so much more and at such, you both will plan of spending your life together for ever,

Breaking news Folks

I just heard one trailer called social media and Internet just killed that part of their moral parts and now the new ones are,
Waywardness, lies, cheat, deceit, flirt, rude, weed, club, preferring to play out their life at at young preferences for getting paid, not laid until she is no more good to take home but club, bunk... Damn what a[b] breaking news[/b]
But how can you know someone when all her life is fake full of pretence? 

Unfortunately Nigerian women are fake. Everything about them is deceitful. 

They lie a lot. Unfaithful and ungrateful set of beings. 

Whenever a Nigerian girl tells me "Good morning" I look at my wristwatch before responding.. Because she might be saying Good money I don't know if my account figures are reflected on my face..

The real question comes why is our girls this terrible and horrible when it comes to being humain?

aka12:
guy ABEG stop that

Nice talk, But it's gone this is my past experience, 3 years ago.

MissRaine69:
It’s not, hence the comment.

I was clear as the sky don't remember using any vocabulary words that's incomprehensible..

peekay429:
Help me tell the mofo oo... Guy what's the inspiration to such illogical thoughts of yours?
So please answer me is your dad a weak or strong man?

My uncle who married one is always fighting with the wife with words the wife constantly accused him of sleeping with the maids and so she keeps firing each maids that comes by

peekay429:
Help me tell the mofo oo... Guy what's the inspiration to such illogical thoughts of yours?
So please answer me is your dad a weak or strong man?

Strong one nah

My gradpa is way stronger

[quote author=Offpoint post=69325753]Lol, the first day I ask you out is the day I start preparing for breakup, so when shįt hit the fans... you'll wonder if I was in love in the first place. [/quote

Funny ]

MissRaine69:
What on earth are you trying to say exactly

I don't remember writing in Chinese language or Japanese either, it's cristal clear...

staytravel:
My theory is that a lot of

I was told the most beautiful yoruba ladies are addressed as OLOSHO

That's more synonymous to Onyeoshi in ibo it means thief, except that Ibo man is oloshi even at that he cannot marry yoruba woman.

I also learned that beautiful ladies in ibo is called asa

Asa means beautiful

Another source said, those girls eats too much oil and its Messing with their brain to mix their language with everything... That's why ibo don't like them.

The raw source said, they are hypocritical since awolo punishment and betrayal to oku in 1960s osu-imi

Netanyahu1:
Every girl playing hard

Lecture that he goat for me plz and sure he was at home when his mates are going to primary school,

Let those assholes who thinks am foolish knows that lion and goat don't share the same territory..

effnepa:
You're a gentleman, kudos for not fighting the girl. You spot a fine girl on the road and pick her up, this method is for picking women of the night for quick hook ups.

For dating you need to write down the kind of girl you want then locate her habitat, like campus, work place, gym, etc. Find time to study her a bit, then Make your move. That is why your dads advice ( which meets the condions above) is very good.

As 2pac would say, you can't turn a hoe into a housewife.

// lasticlala this guy needs better advice

Well said man

jenigurl:
Please I want to hear from cheats, you know yourselves

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The real question and answer is why did Solomon married 300 wifes n still cheated?

I am confused, the recent time I travelled home, my dad was so on my keck to get married,

I was worried, I tried telling them it's more easy to manage a car than to manage women, plus children

There is a certain level of financial status that a guy is supposed to attain and stabilised before getting laid,

As the pressure increased I met a cute girl that's around 19 at the wedding ceremony I was invited to attend, we exchanged numbers, everything was pretty much going nicely our ship was sailing fine, but as soon as I bring up marriage stuff that's when our Titanic kissed the ice.

Another one I met recently, she is 19 and half, she comes to exploit me Daily with her financial problems, when I asked her about settling down with me, she broke out into laugh and after that, she said not interested, that even if her parents agree that she will not,

I asked her what she really want she said she is OK with our date..

This is the same person who after 25 if not married she will start thinking a witch craft hands is involved and starts sleeping in churches and night vigil and all that...

That's to say ladies are more interested in having fun than anything else...

MissRaine69:
Dating is supposed.

Ya blame bla Black baga cut the crap!

Don't cry over the interest is the game changer in our date stuffs today,

Pride helps fuels it to burn to shreds.

Change is the only thing constant in motion, remove it everything dies,

Same goes for relationships, ladies complaining they have been meeting the wrong guys, hahahahahajahahaha who told you they are wrong?

You dressed up to provoke guys sexually and you intend to have a relationship without fun attached, yet you turned the your BF To Atm machine to have started what you don't invest...

Look you can't expect to get when you flaunt and flash your body in the domain of hungery lions?

Any kind of guy you have in your life right now is as a result of your dressing code and mind configuration that your whole body vibrates about...

For me I didn't see anything wrong with the dates if before and this era.

MissRaine69:
Dating is supposed to be empowering. It’s supposed to .

After getting to know the person an then?

Pls is there any rest room around here!

B4 my boxers turns into water fall

highpriestess:
You are harsh o..

op, please,where can i get your type of guy.

I need someone that will cook for me.

That's to say you need a chef or a house boy...

Really funny Nigerian guys eats junkie cos they lack creativity...

MissRaine69:
As a society that cl.

before gorging African technology you need to dig into the past in order to understand the future, my little research on FGM stipulate positive headways as the reason behind the FGM if its not carried out, any girl that had has intact will live more of LovePeddler like blazer naturally, yes it will be difficult for to attain orgasm but her G is M, decency is the outcome and main reason behind FGM,

Imagine you seeing a cute guy in the open market, you will instantly get turned on and regardless of who is watching you will not be a factor to seduce him right there and let me pound a crap out of yaw..this will happen if your G is Not M

Second factor is that you will hardly get satisfied sexualy wao! Imagine now that girl who have their G M still rarely get satisfied, it will be horror sex movie if your G is not M..

MissRaine69:

hahaha!

MissRaine69:
Maybe it’s you being played here

Not really, I am not loosing my hard earned cash here, we are not getting laid which already she knew, I am definitely not the played here...

sabbiboi:
1.You met her when it was raining at nite. thats weird . 2. She is beautiful,fair and 80% guys contact. 3. she connects to u spiritualy,like after sex u are tiredless.

She left u, after 4 months came back again.

I think this lady is on assignment to.
Have try to know where she lives,parent and other necessary checks...

You didn't finish reading it did you? I doubt cos of you do, that question won't surface, except someone is reading it allowed for you,

3 years ago after abstaining from going to relationship with girl for five years, in pesuit of a crazy career,

I have been swimming deeply in lonely lifestyle, I have never had any serious relationship with any girl that lasted longer than 2 months and I encountered tons of broken heart from different girls including the ones I had platonic relationships with,

Driving in the rainy season time in march 2015, I met this beautiful girl who is fair in complexion and very attractive, I asked her out on a date, she looked at me and told me she is just getting off from a broken relationship, that she can only be my friend, unfortunately for me I never knew the brainer behind a girl keeping a guy as friend,

It never came down on me that her intention was completely different from mine proposal, I danced along thinking it will grow to my target, but unlikely she has a different agenda that will not allow such growth to see another day, [b]quickly she started exploring and exploiting me, [/b]she lives in bwari and at the time of the parasitic kind of date, I was loosing my money my Time and buying her gift and I was getting nothing in return,

The first part of my terrible experience with her was at the peak of fuel scarcity that rocks, that day she finished from where she was working and there was no taxi going to bwari with lots of passengers waiting, I decided to drive her to bwari with a meal i bought for her for her dinner cos she previously told her she never had a chance of going to get a launch, I dropped her off but not even a kiss from her nor peck,

The most crushing part of my experience with her was the day I invited her, she never told me she is coming with another company, not until she told me I should come and pick her from a close location to my residence, I drove to that place only to discover there are two of them, I didn't get that disappointed after untrust at some point cos I have already cooked a meal which has lots cat fish inside wrestling.

I served them both with some refreshments after which we had conversation and at noon I prepared a delicious indomi noddle and after doing so, something strange was just going up while my so called scavenger friend was busy focusing on me her friend was busy giving me green light to take a step in, but I stupidly ignored it, at last she was bored when I was going drop her and her friends off, there is no car and she was thinking I would drive both of them to bwari, but didn't instead gave them TP.

The funny side of her visiting was that she was calling another guy while in my appointment asking him if she should come around but the guy, declined and asked her what for, and she replied is it a crime for me to come to your place?

I know I have to let her go but she is the only girl I have, and I was emotionally attached to her, but unfortunately for she treats rags better than she treated me, I remember I bought her sneakers and showed her, and told her I am gonna keep it until the day she changes her mind, but she couldn't wait or allow it and told me why must I compare the foot wear with her heart. After much talk I let go..

She no longer picks my call, I was really pissed on, I couldn't stop thinking about her for a second, she blocked me from reaching her on WhatsApp and don't reply my messages,

This is what it feels like when she say she can be your JF just friend, she will explore you and exploit you of every benefit you can possibly offer your girlfriend an keep harvestingf it. Just to keep draining you I the name of friends,

Pls asked her if she is your brother or a guy in girl clothings? Else why must you be friend...

If you must keep her as friend, have a better girl who can feed and satisfy your emotional feelings so you don't hope on her for that else when she gets to find out, she is through only one in your life, and she will get you teased and sucking you dry will be the next agenda...

But if you get another girl who feeds your emotions, you can handle her like as if shhe is a guy like you,

And exploiting you will be impossible so she will decide to quit, although jealously won't let her be if she discovered that you have another girl who supplies you what she wants to use as bait to swindle you of..

Happy hunting..

GUYS being loving is not stupidity... Be creative

Play her or Get played,

I have heard guys say it's difficult to get a girl into dating you most especially when she is already dating another girl,

But unlikely in my case the reverse is the scenario I am facing right now,

After letting go of the girl that keeps using me and exploiting me, I gave myself another long break from dates to recover from that loss and emotional catastrophe,

After a year later I changed my location, one night I was driving from asokoro kubwua express way by 11 pm and met this pretty lady standing by the road side waiting for carbil, rained that night it was really cozy outside and it was still dropping little when I saw her by maitama junction side, I decided to give her a lift and the process opened a conversation with her, ask her where she is going by that time of the night, she said her bf place, in katamkpe, I dropped her off and we exchanged numbers, the next day she called me acknowledging my missed call, and that's how we started dating, after 2 weeks of our date, she decided to quit the other guy for my sake, after 3 months, I was falling deeper and crazily in love with her,

This has proved that ladies lies a lot by saying guys don't value girls they didn't toast or that didn't give them hard time to get.

Her X has a better grand than me, better job and live in a better apartment in a better location, but what makes herquit the guy for my sake is what I don't get,

Could it be, could it be how better I cooked or how I performed on bed? but I wasn't that good in bed she complained about that so terribly cos I don't last all day,

This girl is that pretty that If I leave alone on the road for one minute, I will spot another guy trying to toast her,
She is fair in complexion, she is hipsy, curvy, and her boobs is fuller.

I call her temptation..

Cos many at times I told myself I will not bang her, but when she comes around it becomes impossible not to.

Because of This traffic she started seeing, pissing me off becoming rude, insultive and disrespectful, and threatened me of going out with her new toasters, creating another nightmare for me to deal with,

her complaining of me not lasting that long is one and trying to resolve, my friend told me after I told them my short lasting and I was told I am too crazy about her, which is one fact, I feel for her so much more any other girl I have dated, I tried convincing her its cos I am crazy about her thats why but she won't take it as option.

There was one certain time she came to my apartment, and we get sticked with each other making love, I broke my record that day lasted more than I have been and she was so excited and came over the next day I topped the record again, just after that moment a call came after our love making, and I asked whom the guy is and she got defensive, and lots of arguments and voice raising jumped in that day at the end when she left I called and she rejected my calls, after she picked and while I was talking she hanged up, the next thing I heard sent me in shock, and I told her it's over.

Yes we broke up, it was tough for me to deal with but after too weeks I started feeling less of the hurts.
4 months later she called, I didn't know it was her so I never picked or called back.

Next day she came to my place, yes to apologise but no not really she came to fight me instead, she stepped her heels on my feet and tore my shirt aggressively with every seriouseness to beat me up if she had muscles bigger than mine, even attempt slapping me, I just broke down into tears telling her to do what ever she want, I know she wants fight her way into my life again with no apologies. I can't fight her I can't even raise my hand on her, that feeling is still fresh as if we just started dating.

3 strange things about her that's different from any other girl I have ever dated, one I don't feel drained after making love you her, second each time I see her, she it looks as if I am seeing her for the first time, 3rd each time I think about her unconsciously, the next moment I will either see her coming or calling my phone, that's a spiritual connection I have never experience dating any girl..

We ended up banging each other that day she came to fight me

Between that day till now we have broken up many times and later she just keeps coming back. My dad say I can't marry anyone outside my community, she already know that cos I have told her but it never stops her from coming back, I am not flowering her with money.

It could be the hard banging banging stuffs that keeps her coming back

Even when I don't call her she do the calling, come to my end uninvited, I have spied into her privacy lately and 80% of her contacts WhatsApp is guys, but with that I can't figure out why running back to me?

Calling her, It's hard for me to call her this days not cos of airtime but, each time I do, she wants to provoke me sexually if it's video calling, I will see her trying to turn me on and seduce me..

One of the confessions I heard from her about me she said and I quote, I don't like hearing your voice on the phone cos each time I hear it, I can't stop fingering myself..

I am lost at this moment cos I am feeling guilts, since I know we are not going anywhere close to getting laid, I felt like letting her go so she could find another guy who will keep her, but she will not let me be saying maybe I have found another girl...

And keep coming back...

This part for my awkward readers strictly for assholes
I know there will be lots and bunch of awkward readers...
Believe what you will and keep deviating from the point, If I have a link down here to a site or video, am sure you will be having impressions it could be my leaked sex tape or fake leaked sex tape or a new porn site am trying to create traffic for, but I disappointed you asshole there, some of you punkass didn't see links that's why you have to eat yourself like pigs and sharks

It's more difficult to break up with a girl than getting her into date with you..

I have a terrible experience asking the wrong one out for a date that at last she was using me to clean the shoe she puts on to go to another guys house..

One night was driving from asokoro to kubwua and met this pretty lady it, rained that night and was still dropping little when I saw her by maitama junction side, I decided to give her a lift and opened a conversation with her, ask her where she is going by that time of the night, she said her bf place, in katamkpe, I dropped her off and we exchanged numbers, the next day she called me acknowledging my missed call, and that's how we started dating, after 2 weeks of our date, she decided to quit the other guy for my sake, after 3 months, I was falling deeper and crazily in love with her,

Her X has a better grand than me, better job and live in a better apartment in a better location, but what makes quit the guy for my sake is what I don't get,

Could it be how better I could or how I performed on bed, but I wasn't that good in bed she complained about that so terribly cos I don't last all day,

This girl is that pretty that If I leave alone on the road for one minute, I will spot another guy trying to toast her,
She is fair in complexion, she is hipsy, curvy, and the chest side is fuller.

I call her temptation..

Cos many at times I told myself I will not bang her, but when she comes it becomes impossible not to.

Because of This traffic she started seeing, pissing off becoming rude insultive and disrespectful, and make and threatened me of going out with her new toasters, creating another nightmare for me to deal with, her complaining of me not lasting is one and trying to resolve, my friend told me after I told them my short lasting and I was told I am too crazy about her, which is one fact, I feel for her so much more any other girl I have dated,

There was one certain time she came to my apartment, and we get sticked with each other making love, I broke my record that day lasted more than I have been and she was so excited and came over the next day I topped the record again, just after that moment a call came after our love making, and I asked whom the guy is and she got defensive, and lots of arguments and voice raising jumped in, at the end when she left I called and she rejected my calls, after she picked and while I was talking she hanged up, the next thing I heard sent me in shock, and I told her it's over.

Yes we broke up, it was tough for me to deal with but after too weeks I started feeling less of the hurts, 4 months later she called, I didn't know it was her so I never picked or called back.

Next day she came to my place, yes to apologise but no not really she came to fight me, she stepped her heels on my feet and tore my shirt aggressively, with every seriouseness even attempt slapping me, I just broke down into tears telling her to do what ever she want, I know she wants fight her way into my life again with no apologies. I can't fight her I can't even raise my hand on her, that feeling is still fresh as if we just started dating,

3 strange things about her that's different from any other girl I have ever dated, one I don't feel drained after making love you her, second each time I see her, she it looks as if I am seeing her for the first time, 3rd each time I think about her unconsciously, the next moment I will either see her coming or calling my phone, that's a spiritual connection I have never experience dating any girl..

We ended up banging each other that day she came to fight me

Between that day till now we have broken up many times and later she just keeps coming back. My dad say I can't marry anyone outside my community, she already know that cos I have told her but it never stops her from coming back, I am not flowering her with money.

It could be the hard banging banging stuffs that keeps her coming back

Even when I don't call her she do the calling, come to my end uninvited, I have spied her privacy lately and 80% of her contacts is boys, but with that I can't figure out why me still?

Calls It's hard for me to call her this days not cos of airtime but, each time I do, she wants to provoke me sexually if it's video calling I will see her trying to turn me on and seduce me..

One of the confessions I heard from her a boy me she said and I quote, I don't like hearing your voice on the phone cos each time I hear it, I can't stop fingering myself..

I am lost at this moment cos I am feeling guilts, since I know we are not going anywhere close to getting laid, I felt like letting her go so she could find another guy who will keep her, but she will not let me be saying maybe I have found another girl...