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whitebeard:
I have been beaten by something worse...my inner demons but now I have control over them (it) so now lemme ask u...would u survive..!!

That's cos you are just an asshole

I won't let any rat bite me first ...

tintingz:
Lol, the guy is a sociopath.

Same thing I told your father when he raped your kid sister..

CAPSLOCKED:
SILLY JOKES APART, MR MAN, I THINK YOU SHOULD CUT YOUR INTAKE OF HARD DRUGS. CURRENTLY YOUR ABILITY TO REASON LIKE A HUMAN IS DETERIORATING AND IT WON'T TAKE LONG BEFORE YOU GET MAD COMPLETE.

WE'RE AGAINST EVERY FORM OF VIOLENCE.IF YOU THINK TREATING YOUR GIRL LIKE A GRASS-EATING COW IS IDEAL THEN YOU'VE FAILED AS A MAN.

LOCK IT TIGHT, IF YOU THINK THAT TAKING EVERY BULLSHIT FROM WOMAN IS WHAT MAKES YOU A MAN YOU ARE JUST A RAG...

SEE THAT THE LEVEL OF YOUR STUPIDITY IN THE NAME OF TOLERANCE IS BECOMING A PUBLIC KNOWLEDGE, CUT THE INTAKE OF YOUR STUPIDITY AND FOOLISHNESS AND WOMAN PHOBIA. .IT WON'T TAKE TOO MUCH TIME YOU WILL START EATING YOUR HAIR FOR BREAKFAST.

AND YOUR INSANITY IS BECOMING A BREAKING NEWS. BEFORE YOU START CATCHING FLIES AND EATING.

thebigkendo:
Lol mrcoolautofix.. Hope you have recovered from the hazard lamp accident

Ask him o I am just a friend

HeavenlyBang:
What is this nonsense, lmao?

Olosho the thunder that will descend on you is pricing the size of your casket. ..

timifakay:
Can he fix broken marriages and hearts?
If yes, they need him in family section.

You say if he fixes a broken pussy that will be more entertaining. ..

obekediamondfuto:
warris this? bikonu


wetin dey happen here....

is mrcool(autofix) also handy with medical issues.... I have an urgent job for him

Hahahahaha

whitebeard:
bad upbringing

When that snake in your life will turn and bite you to death, I will read your stupid obituary on Saturday night..news

Jaqenhghar:
Arrest me

That's where you lost, it that's what will amount guys to beat you like a dog..

you don't treat anyone how you want except if he have no choice which in mist cases a dead person..even the dead Don't let you take them for a ride...

Weather you like it or not, you must treat people the way you want them to treat you Newton third law of motion, action and reaction are equal and opposite. .

Else it will result to disagreement n bulling you..

You don't treat folks how you want cos they are not your slave...

Even if I tell you ladies, it won't change you, you are only going to know it and master how to fake it to trap men to think that they have found the one whom he will spend the rest of his life with.

I pity guys a lot cos all this trap is awaiting them for ambush.

Yes we all know that when a lady who is as poisonous as viper snake encountered a man who is well to do, she will do any including living a fake lifestyle to convince him to think that she is the best in the world until he takes her home for mummy, nothing stands on his way, but after 1 year of wedding court room will the cinema house for both, because
Someone is has been a snake and has been hiding all this year's

Lastly I can oblige if you can be honest enough to tell me that all that your parents have been doing to nurture you are in vain,

or that your parents feels you don't need training.... or you felt it's stupidity to adapt to the habits of your mother that your daddy saw and decided to marry her.

I understand that many ladies forbid their parents giving name to name themselves and so goes the home training. .

Except if you grow up as orphan that you barely have no quality parenteral home training. .

Ladies of out time abandoned their parental training to adapt to the wayward lifestyle Western ladies are living on social networks..

As we all know 90 out of every 100 guys can take almost any mess from their woman or even their girlfriends but as man's mind is like a simple fire, you can use it to cook your meal and the same fire can roast you like you roast chicken,

There are limits you push a simple caring loving romeo guy and he will stop playing romeo when you lady stopped seeing the romeo side of him, and you see the mike tyson side of him you keep pushing him and he just keep defending your hurtful and God forsaken attitudes. Next he will struck you like a snake and descend on you like a thunder..and we will be reading you as breaking news if he break your neck hand or mouth.
lying to him
the honest say is one who lies is a thief and once a thief will not stop stealing, it's not until you rub a bank that's you will be tagged a thief, when a guy noticed you are a definition of lies or inventor, he trades with you careful cos you are a timed bomb, except he caught you Rd handled and you stand your ground to lie about it when he have clear evidence, he could hit you...at that spot due to triggered temper.
Cheating most girls don't take cheating on their guy like any damn thing cos guys are all over them like a swam of flies on a excrete. But if they see just one girl talking to the guy their body will caught fire like a match stick.

Disrespect let me say there is nothing that you can offer a man that he can't get elsewhere but as soon as you start disrespecting him, even though you are as beautiful as morning star, he will prefer olosho that respect him over you. And 90% of you ladies score distinction in disrespecting your bf or hb

Measuring strength with him, Raising Voice on him challenging him.

This one is as a result of over familiarity that it got to a point where you ladies forget that your spouse is a WWE champ who beats both his age mates and elderly one black and blue and you forgot that too soon and decided to think that inside that ring of date or marriage that you can wrestle with him to challenging him, by raising your voice on him will trigger a temper that you cannot control..don't ever raise your voice on your bf or hb.
Dictating for him or manning him
In some countries there is this joke called gender equality and lots of females are subscribing to it. Even when you think you are the best grades in your academic and in your job, that's where it ends, he is not your academic score or your competitors, if you bring that attitude into your relationship with him, be ready to rumble..out of his life...

Untrustworthy like a person who counts that money he or she withdrew from ATM and recounts it, that's a killer that set an inferno to your life and home..If you find it hard to trust him stop showing and reading it out, quit. A Saudi lady divorced her spouse that he is too handsome to be trusted you won't be first if you second her.

Comparing him with another is one funny thing any lady or woman can't stand but it sickens me that 99 of every lady in the first 1 minutes of conversation with a guy is already comparing him to another guy... even if you do this in your heart or openly, that relation will not relate when the ship or marriage will kiss the ice berg in no time.
ungrateful this part might not trigger him to raise his hand on you but makes him care less for you, as he struggle and trouble daily to keep a smile on your face and you find it hard to complement his efforts, Nepa will cut your light off you from his path.
Unrepentant I found this trait very annoying having a filthy habit that sickens him maybe your immodest dressing and he have been complaining about it but you give it a Def ears, if he don't want to grumble about it he could set it ablaze. Maybe it's something you are constantly doing maybe chatting long hours with another guy ..
unapologetic
feeling too big to say I am sorry when you wronged him, 80 % of women have this bad attitude and what it means it if you don't like it, do what you will.. and also means I am not dome yet. Or some ladies that will apologise and still go further to do it again and again. ..that's saying you don't respect or regards his feelings and welfare. .

No hate intended just saying the bitter truth that if you desist from it today, they will be a new homely feeling with your spouse. ..as some of them will not tell you openly buy act out opposite to counter arrest it.

Jaqenhghar:
Oga. Whatever does t make me happy I dont indulge in it. If I cant relax and be myself around a woman Id better leave her be

If you are only considering what makes you happy regardless of how the other person at the receiving end is feeling,

Then you are heartless no offence
You are selfish and inconsiderate. .

KillaBeauty:
who's this fagg?

I wonder o how come ya homo father gay gay fagging sagging till you jump out

Oyindidi:
Na who be this again?

Casket is available for your funeral o for your info

Biglittlelois:
Rubbish

Better behave yourself cos if you make a mess and it get into his head, he will beat you like a dog.....hahahahshaha

Katier00:
example of mental case

Nash your type the pour her father acid

Jaqenhghar:
That sounds like paranoia to me. Id rather not be in a relationship at all

It's not about you not entering relationship it's about you knowing your boundary, it's about you talking according to the size of your muscle. ..

Katier00:
this one can beat up his mother in the name of correction. Nigerians should take mental health very serious cos we have alot of cases like this

Olosho wait there until one useless good for nothing bitch stab your father to death

Divay22:
Hmmmn
Another troll has been released.. I have never taken you serious and i won't do that now.

Ya you girls are very much scared of a guy who can beat crap out of you when you mess around.

But someone like me will always tell you the bitter truth,

I am not saying that if my kid sister that is in her husband course, if she forget that the only thing a woman can offer man is respect n make a mess. ..let her husband beat manners into her head..

KillaBeauty:
HEy crackhead why didn’t yiu defend your girlfriend when people were insulting her?

Asshole, I was hoping you can play that role it fits you perfectly

realtalk19:
Bro, don't change who you are just becos of one person. It will be unfair dat someone else who could b more responsible will have to suffer the effect of ur girlfriend's trauma. Not all females have the same character and viz a viz.

Any lady who don't bring up that kind of music beat will not see the masquerade dance step that I will be dancing with koboko or belt

realtalk19:
Bro, don't change who you are just becos of one person. It will be unfair dat someone else who could b more responsible will have to suffer the effect of ur girlfriend's trauma. Not all females have the same character and viz a viz.

Sorry it have happened twice i cannot take that shit from no lady again,

I will prefer to rather beat her like a dog and take her to the hospital for treatment and send her roses wishing her quick recovery than me being hospitalized.

If I practice that twice no body will tell her that we might be playing the same game don't mean we are age mate.
There should be boundary to everything.

honestly that change is exactly my best option right now girl, if my new lady try any bullshit of that nature, I will drop love one side and beat a crap out of her.

Divay22:
Well, if you beats her and she dies be ready to face the music.
Use your head when you see temptation and overcome it

My daddy never read this part to me nor did my mom read that line to my sisters when she will lock the door and beat a crap out of my sisters
..

People don't die by beating for correction I didn't say I will shoot her ...

I have asked this question most often times but ladies always come out to front the crowd, that is out rightly bad for a guy to beat a lady that's trying to stab him into breaking news or gone too quickly.... choose a stupid foolish and coward death or beat the demon out of her. Spare the rod, spoil the child, if you don't see your wife or girlfriend as child, then you need rehabilitation....

I have said this before and I will say it again...

1.The worst mistake you guys will wanna make is to make her understand that you can never lay your hands on her when she started bringing out the bad news that she has been packaging and re branding until she feels it's your dooms day. ..

The day you will do that, she will start telling you who comes and goes..In your life..

2. Second mistake you don't ever wanna make is letting her know the size of your account, assert declaration is not for you.. you maybe trying to prove your worth to her, but hay romeo please keep the value of your worth in your wallet even when the bolt and knot that was fasting In her head got worn out..

3. Don't over pamper her except if you beat her in attempt to correct her, else you Will have to beg her and continue to do so for the rest of your life Miserable life..

4. Don't get over familiar with her, yes you might be right if you think that am crazy but when you have made that mistake at that junction when she will turn into a tiger and you can't stand her, you will know that you are left and will be left, yes she is your wife or you love her so much she is your girlfriend. It's hard for girls or woman to respect a guy or man that she is not afraid of..

Women and little kids are no different just difference in quantity not maturity. .

If you show kids a cane after using it on them, they will always get scared when they see you with cane even if you don't beat them with that cane. ladies don't like pain one bit so they tend to avoid any thing that will bring bulling, if you threatened her with all seriousness that if she over steps her boundaries either by words or her actions you will beat her like a dog, she will dare you, my dear beat her when she dares you and it will never happen again. .. There is no trick behind it.

I am not saying you should start beating your obedient and loyal wife, but if there can't be a peace in your home until you beat her like a dog, em boss bros what are you waiting for? You don't need whistle or referee to give you order to beat her for breakfast lunch and dinner..

It takes a strong heart of a man to beat a woman he loves [/b]and unfortunately it doesn't cost women anything to abuse that love and take you for a ride, divorce is not the answer there is a demon that's responsible for that nonchalant attitude and that demon don't associate with pains and bruises. .

Sorry ladies I know I broke your heart by telling guys to beat you when you measure strength with or disrespect him..

I know many asshole guys will carry this on their head cos girls always hate the truth and use you as a scapegoat to let out their anger...............

[b]If you are so scared that you can't beat sense into your non sense bride, then you have failed to be her groom if you know the meaning of groom, don't be shocked if she decided to groom you. . Your weakness will create a mess that you will leave forever to regret.

its not too much to ask, your wife or girlfriend respect and Fear you.. even if she doesn't love you, it's safer and better ask Napoleon Hill about the prince it's safer a leader is feared than loved..man don't need woman's love to excel. .

A woman that's not scared of you will destroy you...

My girlfriend was ready to stab me recently over useless things which no body will ever see as the reason for that murder attempt, after smashing my cellphone on the flour.. [b]cos I have assured her that I will never lay my hands on her, and next was biting me seriously t[/b]hat left me with injury. ..

That's what you get when she knows you will never beat her, guys you have to recondition your mindset choose one to die like a chicken in the hands of that bitch that's is heartless or beat her to desist from that attitude.

Your wife or gf is not your mother! Gademn it! most often times ladies women quickly forget that there is limits to the rubbish that comes out of their mouth in name name of talk, instead of letting her talk you into suicide bros, beat a crap out of her you will see better attitude instantly. You quarreling with her is simply saying she is your age mate.

I am not here flow with thy the rubbish public opinion shit..
Once a girlfriend or wife knows you will strike her like a thunderstorm, she will always come up with better attitude just like kids or babies..


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Divay22:
You slapped her, she fainted.
pls don't beat her for any reason.

Hahahahaha you sound so funny so the idiot should fold his hands and watch the asshole stab him to breaking news. .. pray not have my new kind of guy cos it will be bloody when you make a mess..

I am a different person with a different perspective in regard to correct this retard attitude In every other lady am going to have encounter with,

I will beat any lady of mine to black and blue that cross half the line she did like a dog... bullshit!

realtalk19:
The earlier u end that relationship then the better for you. She exhibits violent traits so one of u don't end up dead in future due to domestic violence.she is toxic and dangerous to u and ur future.

Don't let her actions stop or change ur gentlemanliness to Ladies. She is just a wrong partner for ur personalty.

I posted the picture of her bite on my body on what's app after 4 days to the incident with caption underneath and she thought I was joking about it and below is her response, unfortunately nairaland won't accept it

I have got my mind made up and that's end of road between us she was calling me last night but I know what the outcome of that call is, crying and tendering apologies, so I never bothered picking.

The funny thing about her is her flirting lifestyle which I never stopped pictures of her in another guys bed, gosh and since I don't give a fk about that using some irrelevant excuse to attempt harming me is ridiculous..

As for my gentle guy nature sure died with her, I don't think I will ever wanna settle down with a lady that I will nurse feelings for the way I nursed for her to the point that i can't beat a crap out of her when she was acting out ..that will be a terrible mistake I can never make a again.

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God given talent.

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This days he have evolved so much in problem fixing to solution provider, he started fixing his own car when Nigerian road side mechanics bring more harm to his car after fix, and waiting a long hour for their arrival,

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when you encounter him abuja or anywhere in Nigeria my advice will be, just give him time and don't hurry cos you will be the one to complain if you hurry, but be rest assured he will give you positive results

it's true lots of folks are in the field who are skilled, but a gifted hands with skills is bomb and a magical being with hands as tools to provide solutions when problem bangs at your door.

There is something about this life that is beyond skill acquisition,

God given talent.

Greetings

Some flair are just more than a skill set acquisition cos it takes chunk of time to become professional if you are to go through apprenticeship program and when it takes just a fraction of time to harness powerful and impossible skills,

[color=#006600]Doing something you have never done before and getting it correctly without previous experience is a powerful tool that catapult you beyond the scope that eyes can see.

I call it a gift, A special gift

Down here in this Nigeria lots of guys are born to make things happen while some prefer to watch it happen and talk about how it happened.

This is a story of a born Fine Artist, graduating from technical school reading electrical installation course[/color] but becoming vast with fixing broken thing is more like a hubby cos it.

problem solving skill

This days he have evolved so much in problem fixing to solutions provider, he started fixing his own car when Nigerian road side mechanics bring more harm to his car after fix,

And waiting a long hour for their arrival,

He did his internship with a construction company Called Boptrade after his high school for internship programme that lasted for a year and half. He was invited to quantify and cost electrification of undoing building project contract in 2010.

His secrete to fix divers problem is his ability to read fast and adapt to new environment with keen attention to details of the problem first hand makes him a bomb.

it all started when he was about 5, corrupt free mind from money and it influence.

It can be dangerous having flexibility in skill acquisition cos the urge according to him to solve problems keeps you adding one skills to another especially when folks gets it done and it still have flaws that can be very detrimental.

There is a saying that jack of all trade is a master of non but it's unlikely to be true.

Most folks who invented this falsehood philosophy ain't jack of all trade but just watchers who build up theory and conjectures based on random from folks who wants to grab on everything.

This days, he moves with the trends of tides from household electrification and troubleshooting to fine artist, graphic artist logo modeller, laptop fix, music producer, automotive mechanics, HVAC service technician both in car and household, Automobile mechanic and really Good at troubleshooting any problem I just hope he advances further to greater ops someday from his current brand
Mr Cool Advanced Auto & AC Mechanics to greater heights. .

when you encounter him abuja or anywhere in Nigeria my advice will be, just give him time and don't hurry cos you will be the one to complain if you hurry, but be rest assured he will give you positive results

it's true lots of folks are in the field who are skilled, but a gifted hands with skills is bomb and a magical being with hands as tools to provide solutions when problem bangs at your door.

CastedBlog:
Zippy a

What did you do to him? What did you do to him?

He caught you cheating on him?

Or he saw your dirty life with many guys and he thinks about how much he has spent on you so far and he decided to give you a beating of your life?

That your guy can't just beat you to that extent except you might have committed a taboo that's too heavy to be aired on air...

dairykidd:
Lolzz second journey.. Okay oo good luck but no rape her oo..
Na wetin girls take dey fûck men up these days

No never this time the dance step will change even if the music style didn't change