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This women makes a Delicious one
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In Nigeria, there is a saying that if you don't have benz, you don't have a ride, you a motor

This are the reasons for such saying which is often not a lie,

You need to test shawarma & meat pie & know there are two different world apart


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4K9TFzBsvs

Hi guys I have a friend who has been bursting girls around since I knew him years ago, so suddenly after he got married, he said & I quote I could feel my sugar cane as it bulged out of my boxer why doing pre-intimacy,

But the moment I want to insert It, it will loose power, it's so embarrassing, I haven't had intercourse with my newly married wife before,

But he did recollect while bursting her x girls does time that it never loss power,

Worst he could feel his sexual drive drastically dropped, even when he go online to watch graphic videos, it doesn't turn him on anymore

At this point he is desperate trying to save his marriage life, he suspected his x to have put a black magic on him cos he said one of his x who was to tired to him threatened of making him miserable & precisely, it was after the termination of their relationship that he started noticing all these, he could recollect vividly there was couple of times she wore waist beeds on while he was bursting her pum pum.

I did advise him to take a time off, stop worrying, engage in regular exercise, stop smoking eat more of water melons, take 8 hours of sleep, do this for 2 weeks or a month before meeting the wife,

Test before meeting your wife of you have this issues is, try visit graphic site, or download women busy ladies nudity pictures, look at it like you want to devour them, if your sugar didn't pick up network, go ahead & see a doctor but before doing so, exercise for a month plus..

What did you guys think

This guy just dey start him channel, I am certain this guy will blow up anytime soon...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EO5X1CY7WCc

Sticky notes wizards

But you know yes you v got to have some money to spice things up, this guy shade a huge light in this fact,

Confidence is not only equated with getting women but getting anything, achieving the impossible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBV8wozU02g

Why is being a virgin is such a very high value attribute for men?

This secret is what I will be discussing with you briefly in a moment,

Most girl loose their virginity because of bad influence who have lost theirs,

But should you have kept it, you will never regret giving it to your husband, be him broke or not

Just keeping till wedding night would have yield more fruit than you can ever imagine,

Even if the boyfriend that took it bought you iphone 13 pro max excess you will know you have possibility of owning a Rose Royce & you choose iPhone 13,

When a great ritual sacrify is to be made, a virgin girl is always the top search & pick that can get it successfully done, the question remains, why is it such a big deal?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-8HlYij5kY

Qpid5:
Not easy at all.
Tried it twice with a girl I so much love back then. It's really hard to bear their reaction.
First, second, I couldn't do it, I was waiting for the third time but never had the chance.. She traveled and that's how I missed out.
.
The second virgin I met, our first time, we were at a place very far from the house and with no one around, she wanted it so we tried it in an incompleted building but it didn't work because we trying it in a doggy, I ended up fingering her. The second meeting, I did it anyhow without minding her reaction because I couldn't miss another chance again and she loves it after.. Na she come the beg me for sex after then

it take ones with emotion connection like you to know the gravity of what I am saying,

I tried it the first time, I was hearing her screaming painfully that I broke into tears & she asked me what happened? I told her I will need more time hope the feelings I have for her drops before I can do it right,

Unzerious:
Can someone be a Married Simp

Your father for instance, yes, check my thread & get balls to do at least half of my action Simps, I rejected marrying my girlfriend I dated for 3 years at least over this one..

tayo60:
Rubbish talk. Must you bring this online? To get a medal or an award?

Jealousy kill you dia, like I adviced you to sell your virginity to get iphone 6,

zexy2030:
Give her plenty wine.

This guy got the right idea funny she don't drink alcohol

We Back in abuja, a month plus now everything is going great,
sweetest part, you get to groom her, teach her by example, configure her,

Here is a secret a guy just revealed to me actually a boss, why you should marry a virgin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-8HlYij5kY

girls on NL said when she get the taste of the city life she will turn wild, but hay guys that's a lie, I remember trying taking her out but she refused,

Try keep her out of bad influence & she will remain overly loyal & faithful to you guys

Now the toughest challenge I have is our first love making guys, it's tough for me cos I hate to see someone bleed not to mention someone that I so much love like love her,

First night try to get in between her legs, after long hours of kissing & pre-intimacy, I could feel & smell she is dripping juicy, trying to get in there with my sugar cane,

I hear her scream the loudest of all & I couldn't hold myself to pop her hymen, I started to feel my strength wildering away, she wants me so bad that night, that she was ready to get the first experience of it, but I couldn't do it,

The other side of the story is lovely, I have downloaded loads of naughty music videos and play while she watches & she really don't fancy those one bit, she skipped it to someone decent like clean Nigeria music trending songs,

Being a virgin is a 360° thing, most of this girls who aren't have become so sexually addicted, that I did remember my x when we were together forcing me to watch a graphic video with her to arouse me and give me picture of what she want to do to me cos she can't say it out boldly,

She Won't get to say you v got a pencil & she wants gigantic cucumber,

She Won't tell you she wants you to last forever in bed

She Won't tell you she want 3 rounds

As for the hymen thing, it takes just another heart of a guy to pop that thing, cos I am try how to get this done without hearing her scream of pains, now you know it is,

Kooldon:
True, but don't be surprised if you notice her sudden change in attitude as she experience city life We will all be here to advice you when that time arises

So far she has experienced city life & she didn't change one bit.

Have you ever wondered what's like having a girlfriend who is a virgin? so first second 3rd down to 5th time she came to your place, 3 to 4 hours you are still kissing...

Well, take that as a scratch or tip at the iceberg compared to marrying a virgin, after paying her dairy on January & you were told the wedding will be coming on January next year,

Okpari ............. here is a secret why you should marry a virgin, a secret why you girl should keep your virginity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-8HlYij5kY
As culture demands, she can move in with you, but here comes the tricky part, most girls who don't want to be going to their own wedding ceremony with pregnancy on will want to starve of you of their flesh until after the wedding day,

Chai oh no, congi will deal with someone's son

At that, you will be having to live to kiss for a whole whooping 12 kissing gorgeous freaking months,

Chai, that's a perfect definition of true torture..

What would you do guys? Cos I know something is for sure, that's the genesis of cheating.... I encourage you guys to get a virgin as wife you will know the difference, you will feel the difference & know it's worth a million naira bride price & wedding ceremony

Imagine wedding girls that have at least 10 body counts, & she still put on the wedding gown covered her face, make a vows, you married her, few weeks later, she counting with her boss at work, speaks like a man to you cos she contributes to your income...

You will also raise another man kids that's were its headline is going to hit the biggest spot, cos she lied about her life for you to marry her, she will not stop lying,

Some case, she might have aborted all & now she can't get pregnant no more, she will accuse you of infidelity,

It's not worth it catch me on my next thread I av got a better gist for you.

If you see the way my x was crying on the video call, with her face & eyes swollen up,

you will not hesitate to make the wrong decision because you want to compensate her feelings, it didn't end there telling me that she will never let go of me.. begging me that she wants us to meet just one more time, but I refused cos I know what the outcome will be.

My reply was, you still have at least 3 boyfriends, why me? Why not choose one from them & move on cos clearly you have proven to me that you can do without me back then, why me now? She kept saying I will never
Let you go..

The one that shocked me the most is the night that she said she is coming over recently & told her not to came to my apartment that my wife will beat her up, & I will not be around but she came,
While she was crying right in from of my siblings, about me ruining her life,
a call from one of her boyfriend into her phone, & she switched automatically, & you will never believe she has been the one shading empty tears,

Two days later, her update status was shocking that my siblings after reading it & watching her moves asked her in shock, have you healed so soon?

But she kept silence

So guys, do not take her pool of tears into account to wave her past misdeeds cos it will definitely come to play out when you least expect in future & it will be too late to get over with.

Realistically, you don't make life time decisions based on favouritism or compromise your policies cos of empty tears,
Else the snake you have been nurturing as pet will one day bite you to death.

This guy is funny as crazy, his housa accent got me like no way, I think he is kicks it better than Alhaji musa, he is creative

Here are some of his top picks
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Call to nepa,

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Rabit trap

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Fire extinguisher

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Self Defense
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Plastic Surgery
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Borrow me sk

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Bush brain

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Trusted thief

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This guy is funny like crazy, Nigerian are just too gifted, he called this one Fire extinguisher
Check it out guy that housa accent killed me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDM3S8w5m4I

This guy is new funny I kind of like how he uses housa English to construct his joke,

He is so funny check him out guys
Show him some love.. that's all we need to grow that's all the support we need at this hard times
https://youtube.com/shorts/qM_R1HeNUKk?feature=share
https://youtube.com/shorts/Vc1B7z2FO3s?feature=share

Ocholu:
Oga! 420 is kinda the norm.

Mesef converted with 420 some days back.

My point is bank did that to me without my authority, YouTube adsense pays in USD or Euros.. someone name B/ogoogle Ireland limited is the one it was sold to.. in my opinion.

My point is getting the raw dollers

I have a problem with GTB YouTube paid $454 GT converter it using 420,

I lost about 40k due that horrible exchange rate, I called GT bank they told me it's adsense who did the conversion,

But here is the deal, adsense don't know my naira account, I only submitted my domicile account which GT opened for me


Pls I need anyone who have received payment from your adsense to confirm if this the right way? I am phishing my bank committed that crime and thought I am idiot.

I will be closing my naira account with GT to and only have my domicile account let me see how the wire transfer will pay naira into my domicile account, my research shows YouTube adsense only pays in USD or In Euros

Okay guys my research are 100% legit, o have lost 45k in my first pay out due to this error I did, learn from my mistake,

Do not link any domicile account that you didn't opened by yourself, reason is bank do open domicile account for urgent reasons & if you happen to use the domicile account that bank opened for you & fill that in, bank will use CBN rates to convert your dollars which is very horrible & it's not reverse able.

If you use your self opened domicile account, then you will receive your money in foreign currency & you wi not incure this financial loss like I incurred.

Ginaz:
I'm happy karma got you. you left your former girlfriend for that user who brought nothing but pain into your life.

na Karma do you oga.

No I didn't actually dump her, she started getting more focused on her job & that was the point I met this one...

tayo60:
Don't be bothered by the comments here, move on with your new found love, he who wears d shoe knows where it pinches. U have tolerated her excesses too much, yet she refused to change. U are a good man and I wish you well. Happy married life in advance!

Thanks a lot

Tomek09:
Lol,

So you think she won't get exposed and wild when you take her along with you to the city??

Unless she's naturally ugly with no backside and curves.

Guys go help you fvck her with their long 6ft rod. She will scream for more in ur absence. There's no way she won't crave for a smart phone which will see her downloading social media apps in her soon to be bought gadget.

Bro, just forget about this virgin of a thing because women are naturally driven by emotions and fantasy. So anything can happen.

City guys will admire and tell her what she would like to hear behind ur back and you won't know if she doesn't want you to find out.

E get guys that fvck and eat married women up for fun. They have this special preference for married ladies and I pray such won't be ur portion

There are many ways to catch a rat, non of th his will happen if make her a housewife or establish a business that both of us will be engaged in doing year in year out, this two methods works if you are feeling insecure, ofcourse everyone who love his wife or girl have emotional insecurities

I didn't tell you guys that the relationship turned into friendship for benefit with the first two weeks we began to date,

I was with her, we just finished having a good time & a call came in from her other bf whom she was going to his house on the first day we met which she told me frankly,

I know it was to provoke me sexually, it was hurtful, it took me some time to get over it,

After that incident I told her that I can't marry her, if she is not okay with the give and take intimacy we have, it's okay, let's part ways,

But she didn't accept us parting,

Within this time, i often see her post some other guys on her status, calling them best love, & proclaiming how hot & irresistible they look, it really kicked me like a nutcracker shit,

I broke up with her, but she kept coming back, she is more of using her body to make up for wrongs but no apology or changing instead transpose to higher octaves,

She only drop apologies when I am ramming my anaconda into her cunt, which crazy while a girl not want make apologies but only when when she is receiving it hard & hot?

Those times, disrespect, disobedient of her was hitting the roof, one day she was in my apartment I got her phone & scroll through the contacts & it was literally boys, & my feelings for her finally crashed,

They was a day she messed up, I confronted her, she picked up a fight against me instead of feeling remorse, she kept hitting me, my laptop's tablets & smartphones are everywhere in the room, if retaliates she will Create more damage on my products, so I have to take all the bruise as much as she could bring it, & burst into tears, she knows I can't hit her cos I am highly obsessed with her, I did recollect her biting me on my shoulder that day, & when she finally calm down I gave her transport she went back home, in two days later she called to apologize but I told her I am done with her, four months later, she stormed by place uninvited, I am living alone, it was rainy heavily and I can't lock her out but let her in, at that point this give and take intimacy kicked in again. I did said to my self I won't do this anymore but I don't know what & how she did seduce me, once I dipped into her, this goes on next she sets when she is coming over,

I changed my strategy, I became careless, I don't call or chat with her on what's app, I even made up stories about me having other girls, but instead of repelling her, it gets her more sexually attracted & attached to me instead.

I did remember offering to send her to a good cook to train her on how to cook but she revolted against it, asking me if I want to marry her

Picking up a fight against me for useless reasons like not coming back on time due to traffic which I snapped & share with her on what's app is one among many reasons I felt it's going to be worse if I dare marry her,

I remember breaking up with her to which a strict measures like, go & learn some manners, for 6 months we broke up but she didn't change & I knew, it's cos she have lots of flings in her contacts.

I am not saying that I am angel cos I did remember letting go my gf I had before this very one, who started loosing feelings for me...

But after this, this girl has been the only girl in my life, I can't blame her she loves merriment a lot but I never took her out for once, she love Bleep & I can say that's what she cherishes like mad about me & money..

Her flitting, cant cook, fighting, disobedient, disrespect & unapologetic are the habits she cannot let go, & I know if those cannot change over the years we dated, marriage cannot cage or change that..

I don't sleep any girl just cos she is pretty or curvy, big back side, I will really have emotional connections beyond boobs & ass with her that will propel my sexual drive, else it's impossible.

So there you go I gave her time to change & even considering going against my parent strict marriage concept that I must marry a girl from my own home town. Now I can see why. Some girls will choose rather to cry about heartbreak than leaving their terrible attitude that's creating a mess behind.

If you so much love him, you v got to brake the rules for him.

GoooodHardDick:
OP, I'm proud of you bro. This clearly shows men know what they want.

I'm sure if a more richer guy had approached that girl, she would have dumped you since, offered her pussy to him and move on with him, don't pity any girl. OP, you did the right thing. You owe nobody an explanation bro.

you read this girl, she dumped me countless of time, even proud of posting those guys pictures on her what's app status, but when they dumped her, she falls back on me. I have been always her safe place to fall back on, and she finds it so difficult to respect me cos of those many flings she have at her disposal, I broke up with her and we stay apart for more than 6 months due to her disrespect.

BRATISLAVA:
Don't mind him.

That is how many men make enemies, forgetting that he is deeply hurting someone else and wasting her time do that he will later tell us how he's happily married and she's 45 and still single, when he could've let her go at 42 to find who would love her unconditionally.

Lot of you are too emotional to read carefully, I said I told her from first month of our date that we aren't going no were. But she kept coming back, I have broke up with her prior yo this attitude but she kept coming back.

funshint:
Why didn't you just tell her point blank since you noticed all these but you chose to lead her on. Don't worry you'll meet your match. Just pray the one you're about to marry isn't pretending to you. I hate users

She will pretend so you take her home then this attitude will metamorphose.

It's hurtful, I don't know which side of the coin you guys want to follow but, she came that day, uninvited like she use to & know I have to tell her when she starts touching me & reaching my sensitive zone, I held her hands for a while & broke the silence,

I did tell her that we aren't going anywhere after noticing how flirty she is from first 1 month of our date, but she kept coming back, I have broken up with her prior to this, but she still comes to my place uninvited,

She is curvy & seductive, she is beautifully personified,
I don't have time to chase after girls due to the nature of my job, so, she has been the only girl I have all along,


I have carefully made my choice, ladies you all need to learn this cos most Nigerian guys will not tell you this or force it on you..

I can't marry a girl who doesn't trust me, or projects condom forward just at the point of having Bleep with her,

I can't have a girl who can't cook as a wife but gf yes,

I can't harbor a girl who questions my authority as my wife, but as gf yes

I can't take a girl who challenges me even to point of picking up a fight with me as a wife, but as girlfriend, yes

I can't take a girl who disobeys me as my wife, cheating will be nothing to her,

I can't marry a girl who is unapologetic, for girlfriend, yes but not a wife

I can't marry a girl who's 80% contact is raging with boys, even if there are all her cousin, or she doesn't sleep with them I don't care,

I can't marry a girl who wears make up 247 when coming and going and always on a tight body revealing clothes, what that means is she is not done advising herself to highest bidder

This are the conditions & challenges that i tried hard to stop my girlfriend from but she wouldn't let go,

We have dated for more than 3 years but this attitude never changes,

I found someone whom all this came from without me pushing for it, now she is crying out her eyes,

Danisaint112:
Op your state of Origin I wan confirm something first?

Biafra

I will advice you to go back to your village if you are looking for a girl to marry, look for the one that doesn't have social network handle,

Look for the one that doesn't have flashy expensive phone,

Look for the one that will listen to your advice & ready to implement it,

I traveled home to get a girl to get laid to, I got two, one have social media handles, she can't cook, she can't take of her environment, & worst she is rude and arrogant, she is beautiful but no character

The other one have phone, not smartphone, she doesn't have social network handle, she is so respectful, cooks and she is beautiful, lastly I broke il into tears when she told me she is still a virgin, the night were kissing for hours, I thought her how to kiss, & this time there is a lot we are learning together.

I guess you already know my choice,

Our wedding will be coming up by October 2022,

Don't force yourself on any girl, don't knee to propose to any girl in public, follow my instructions & get the best that will stick with you,

Goldbw122:
Either a skirt or real well let's move

shoot yourself

There is a lot going on out there, it's not safe, but girls who have high taste for luxury lifestyle will never stop falling a victim like this girl in this 1.35minute video footage, ..
..........

Lower your expectations, you don't have job, your father is not Goodluck Jonathan & you are not allowing other girls to have a peace of mind or normal lifestyle like DJ cuppy.. it will hit you like this..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Akk5lFvUn90