Laff wan kill me die ooo. Sigh! Sometimes I wonder if you guys are joking when you ask these things. If you buy her new fone trust me you will put additional gbese for your head, cause then you will buy her credit too, and no she's not calling you with that credit, so you decide bros, should you buy her that fone?

Prettyvhickie:
Love is wicked. Prove me wrong!!

Which love are we referring to here? The love of a guy that has "special agenda"? Nahhhh that's not love o, they af lie to you. I think what you mean to say is the word has been used so much by decievers, that you can't recognize when it's genuine.

it seems like shes seeking the closest maga. why did she remember you for money time? Ask her na

yes o!

NinoBrown888:
Is this meant for Nigerian guys?

Tell them sisturh!

temigracie: ...a gentleman is someone who loves for who i am....loves me unconditionally.....makes me smile n blush always.....a perfect gentleman knows my weakness n loves me with it...

Criteria for marriage: yellow popo, gap teeth, cooks gbegiri etc and MUST BE UNIVERSITY GRADUATE? aahhn my peepulu, the list is becoming too long nah...Lmao! Absolutely not, I dont think theres anything wrong with a graduate marrying a non graduate o.... well ofcourse only if both of you just havve to be scientist couple of the century, eheen I understand

Me I no gree... .So do yu mean having sex is the only way to be romantic?Haba, there's so many other ways to be romantic without sex oo

Enegod: A romantic relationship without thinking
of sex is called an oxy slowpoke! It just
doesn't exist! Why? Because where
would the romance come in...romance
makes us think of sex and sex makes
us...well, HAPPY!

hehe! Na so. Im gud oo

Three7Ty9:

Lol, political/diplomatic response. How are you doing sugar?

haha! lets leave that to the judges

JoeCutie: Oya answer!

Hehehe! After boyfriend goes back to his house from the "one week stay" wetin go happen? Back to square one

xynerise: Call the cops .

Just kidding

Tell him your boyfriend is coming to stay for a week in your house and would not like to always meet him in your house. If that doesn't work then tell him HO HA ''Back off my food!!! ''. If he wishes to leave in annoyance no wahala.

Friendship is not all about the quantity but the quality

lmaoo! ahh, that one na million dollar question

JoeCutie: Ok, that's good. If I stop you, make sure you stop & give me your whole attention. And sorry I said you got a flat yansh. You don't! Or do you?

No need to shout na. I'd definately give a guy my attention if he stops me to talk to me. Abi no be only talk?... When he starts misbehaving is where shouting comes in.

JoeCutie: Girls sha! If he dares now you'd start shouting or even run faster than your flat yansh.

Aah haba, the last one na slave now. He no even reach friendzone yet.

On the first date, ahh the guy should handle the gbese, na him ask me out.
Once his my man tho, I quite like paying.. spoil him a bit every once in a while

Tank yuh tank yuh o, Im the newbie

psychologist: saved..........



#ya 1st post on nl
Welcum

na walk of life be dat na.
I smile and act like I dont know the're there. May the boldest one take the dare