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Abeg trump e don do na, go and write a book on how the Democratic Party stole democracy and hopefully your 73m supporters will buy one each and you will make a lot of money

All intending copers from the south and middle belt should print this out and keep it. If you are posted to the north , refuse to go there let only northern copers go to the north, if you are sanctioned go to court with this print out and allege threat to your safety in the north

Wetin Musa no go see for madam hand

The truth is the youths will never be able to take power politically.....

Well, me am a little different sha

Your stomach is showing , cover it up

greymiles:
Stress... I love petite babes

Me too

Why did u off the light before wearing the condom?

Beverlyjean:
Sorry to disappoint u... u can remove sugar from the daddy... all parents aint the same...u can check cuppy out

Oh , so you are depending on “daddy “ and you are arguing with someone that is not depending on daddy, chai anyway those of us not depending on “daddy “ need to sleep cause we got work to do tomorrow

olajonzin:
I met this girl in filling station near my working place..I like this girl ...so..I collected her number..we started talking on phone and what sapp...so..I tell her how much I love her ....if she can be my girlfriend...after much talk and Chating with her she finally said we can only be friends...so..I just leave her matter for one side...cos ...I tell her I can't be with her..I only want a relationship with her...I still show her a little care make she believe say ...I will take care of her..this girl still insist that we should be friend...she now chat me up one day..she will be going to school.. If their is any amount of money I can help her with..for school provision and all that ...so I tell her that I am not that financial buoyant..only...if she can wait till end of this November ending. If I can hustle some cash to give...and she said is that a promise from me...and tell her that...I don't promise people cos I don't kwn what tomorrow hold for me...ever since then she gave me a little attention by being the one to chat me me up first..we chat up and all that..I have always be the one to call her ..she never call me...even the day I sent her her 500naira recharge card..she never call me ....she just send a text to me on WhatsApp that she have seen the card I sent to her... So..I complain to her why she never call me...she said..she don't like calling guys...only her mom and dad she always call...since then I have not been chat ing her up like I use too...is it a good idea to leave her and move to the next girl available. .cos. .I hate wasting my time on girl that is not serious... I need your advice on this ...please don't mind my rubbish english

Na so them be, better move on. Remember when I was in school, toasted this fine chick but she said let’s only be friends. Next thing she says if I can give her some money to pay part of her rent in school, told her point blank what she was asking for is what a boyfriend should be doing and not just an only friend like me.

Never did trust that man . Wouldn’t spend a nite in the same house with that man without locking my door two times and putting my bed against the door and sleeping near the windows in case

Beverlyjean:
Nope...I'll stick with my E350 or GX 460

From sugar daddy?

When the man refuses to go back home

The kind of ministers we have na wa oooo, someone was telling me that bukola Saraki’s sister was a minister, and I said na lie for which country?

If only we could believe you, if she attends a world ministers of finance conference, do you think they will allow you to address them?

Beverlyjean:
U must b hanging around cheap girls

If you say so, but I bet they are more expensive than you

Texas, USA . Wish I had known what love is back then

Married now, named her first girl after me, still feel a bit of remorse when I think about her and her daughter

It’s fun, the only hiccup is when you have to stop to change the condom unless the girls don’t mind using the same condom, wetin concern me. But that was those days sha, don’t do that anymore
P/s weed or hot drink is advisable to sweeten the moment and all shyness will go out the window

I know a guy who is training a girl through school, I saw his girl in the market the other day and she was pregnant, when I saw him at a joint I asked him how far, he said from what he has been hearing, he said he doesn’t want to lose the girl after she is done with her education and so to avoid stories that touch, he got her pregnant. Full stop

A good reason on why you should not smoke weed, it makes you see everybody as a thief

paulolee:
told one bea dt I like her curves n jus wana keep her as s friend with no strings attached n she said dts her worst lines she ever heard

Am sure she looked into ur eyes and knew you were lying ur head off and if you had the slightest chance, you would damage those curves

What will you say about a guy driving an ML 350 2015 model or RX 350 2012 model? “ Babe it’s not my fault, it’s the car’s fault that these girls won’t let me be”

iLegendd:
I don't think they really mean those words — it's just out of frustration.

Don’t mind her, she wanted to get married sharp sharp, said her heart had chosen me, I was like what’s the rush, let’s enjoy each other a few more years before we settle down and she decided to break our relationship. It’s now I realize there was something wrong with that babe

Babe you are so hot you are making me dizzy, I need your number so I can cool down now she is an ex .. shout out to nnoye baby you will always occupy a small part of my heart

She said I would never find another babe better than her, but guess what bitch, after you there were others and on the scale of 1 to 10, you are on number 1 bitch

JULIE1925:



Bitch sit down , ur still a learner.. Who still suck a diiick in 2018?

We EAT the D & swallow it like it's ur LAST MEAL.

I swear, am in love

If you propose to me and I accept then u can keep your surname but if na me propose to you then your head no correct

Make eba, use the other things u mention to do soup and use the eggs as decoration in the soup and then enjoy ur meal

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