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1 chance. tell her your 3rd room mate will soon come back and you do not want to have any problems with them.

GAZZUZZ:
hope it's not same dealer that made me fly to Ph and thereafter refused to pick call

what would it cost to look for someone residing in ph to check the car before you go down there?

Fakemumu:
tnk u I will try but I know he likes football

not just liking the football, get to know his favorite team, google news about the team. use that let's see how it goes.

when was the last time you bought a tie for him?

if he sips alcohol, know his brand and buy it at home.

omooba969:
What's postinor2 & what's it used for?

it's a mobile application that increases the human iq.

connectpoint:
@alariwo2 Lol... Na wa oh so Pastors na dumping ground ?

not necessarily pastors. na one quiet brother them dey always end up with.

is it for only club members?

any ph biker here?

wetin be the name of that chinese commentator on ps1 winning eleven ?

naijabanking does a check have a validity period?
if on a check, the names are A C D, while your id card names are A C, will the id be valid?
do banks still accept temporary voters card from the last card registration?

do you know how many sharks oyibo trawlers catch every week only to harvest the fins?

as a fisherman, any fish you encounter, kill it and chop if you can.

just one whale dey make every one is wail.

kozmicity:
If they eventually catch you bypassing the metre..



#Icantfitshout...*sips alomo*

Number 1 rule in any shady deal:
DO NOT GET CAUGHT.
Number 2:
ALWAYS GET AN EXIT PLAN (PLANS A B C)

every secure system has a vulnerability. find it, exploit it and keep your mouth shut. if you don't tell your neighbour, (who'll in turn tell his neighbour) you'll never get pinched.

do you both have any common interest? understand what he likes and try to flow in that direction.

my new friend can go all day without food discussing about one suzuki 800cc, or a horror movie she saw. if her husband doesn't understand these things, they'll have a big wahala.

get on his level and see if things won't start falling into place.

if you're a witch, what will you be bringing to the table?

ItsMeAboki:
Better start saving to be paying for regular bills; most DISCOs would soon be replacing current types of meters with street pole mounted ones - where there will be no chance to bypass again.

where there is a will, there will be a way.

TheRealestGuy:
But always bear in mind that she is never yours until you put a ring on it... so if you love her, at the right time put a ring on it n seal it...

wise words bro. even my guy who's getting married by month end told me something close. in his case, he said "until the marriage rites are done and she's been handed to you, she's not yours".

do4luv14:
bypass

street term. your electrician will understand.

@plappville could you please summarise? too long and not much data.

Sexytemi:
The weather is just so collllllddddd, so I'm gonna sip tea here o.


op hope you don't mind

make a cup for me

just call your electrician to bypass the connection to the meter. das all!

450k for a device i cannot have root access nor install my linux os? nice screen size sha but it'd have been superb if such device was an android. nice tab, op.

do you still do the things you do when you were dating to newly weded? these changes didn't happen overnight.
take her to a nice restaurant (rooftop if possible), some place with a romantic setting and talk to her about it. if the talking doesn't work, go see a counsellor first and along the line you both do.

with the way most females dey behave these days, it's good to check once in while.

Benita27:
For a husband and wife relationship, I'll say it's right 'cause both parties are meant to know their phones password and there shouldn't be any sort of privacy. But in a case of bf/gf, respect their phones.

even in marriage, a little privacy is needed. don't you think so?

when the devil has tried and a n!gga won't give in, he sends a woman.

see it as a temptation you must overcome for your next blessing.
it's hard sha but ask God for grace cos your spirit is will but your flesh is weak.

if you can't be harsh, avoid her calls. she'll also come up with an emergency story that'll prompt you to visit, but remember Joseph.

God be with you.

saaedlee:
I seriously doubt that(getting her pregnant), I don't even have feelings talk more of it being sexual. She told me of a procedure the husband wants to undergo, só me being the lab rat et al, There's No Sense in it!!!!

trust no woman bro. when they are desperate for the dee, they'll go to any length, cook up stories like wedding rice.

snipesdam:
i just finished reading his story of 2015... His really fvclicant... I no see the pictures sef

ha ha

adajoe555:
Op pls where is this one from.she needs flogging to revert that her brain huh, she even open that her smellymouth to say five baby dad,, who should I blame for this now .I give up




toastedbread

come and see oh

5 kids at 22? which butt you wan flog?
ladies have been known to be birth machines sha. she has gone to the world and started multiplying.

adajoe555:
Dear ex leaving you was the hardest decision I had to make, you've taught me a lot in life, anyways one have to move on, I wish you well stay happy

so you are the one that made him jump from the first floor abi?

imo, not necessarily pure but a lady wey never cast.

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MzLarem:
Lol...i will appreciate that. I so much hate it.

i couldn't bypass the login screen.
it required the name of the person in traffic. upon entering the data, it requested for your phone number and since that cannot be gotten, seems you'll be in traffic for some seconds.