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Chai, see as i fall from bike today, my car was having problems so i decided to take a bike and the idiot bikeman had to try to drift with me on it, i sweer for am no be small

ajasa4link: Source?

daily mail, will post the link later

Xsenga: OPEN SMALL HOLE 4 YA BED THEN U PUT UR PRICK INSIDE.

blood of Gumm!!!

Stinking lie, my girlfriend, eva, and i, are getting married by october, all these lies can't stop our wedding

mithel: all i am saying bro, i dont know why juventus no want money + mikel for pogba sef

walahi, let's dash them torres sef to sweeten the deal...sweeten the deal for us anyway

Imagine barcelona and liverpool meet in the champions league, and suarez bites off daniel sturidge's arm and he can't do the wriggler arm dance anymore

Alexis Sanchez, 2014: "We all know Chelsea were my first choice, but mourinho did not want me, so i talked to wenger and decided to go to arsenal"

Alexis Sanchez, 2009: "I'll rather sell rotten eggs than play for a disgraceful club like arsenal"

^^ 60m 4 pogba, omor i'll just reserve my comment, he's a good player though. Let somebody come and buy torres, ba, mikel and ramires na!!!

Front page material

Ftc, will read later

mithel: all i am saying, PvA first choice,bertrand 2nd

ake 3rd choice

Hahahaha, this moneysoldier na comedian

chelseabmw: An injured Caesar is better than betrand.... Asttonvilla should just buy him

he's better going forward than caesar, but defensively, he's garbage

claireshan: suarez

well pedro first, then suarez from october

claireshan: so are u gonna force me to be?

i aint trying to force you, but think about it, i'm sure your favourite colour is blue sef, chelsea could/should be your second club, the pride of london

Betrand is good IMO, and lukaku is definitely leaving

claireshan: so Sanchez don go like that?

suarez is gonna replace him

claireshan: second wattttttt pls don't go there

chelseafc, 1 for your life

claireshan: Lol maybe

chelseafc is cool, you could make it your 2nd club

hmmm

claireshan: hmmmmmmm e never reach oooo


but I don't like Chelsea tho

because of mourinho ba? no1 likes that man

coded01: Really?

yeah, but chelsea is number 1. that's why i keep seeing barca winning the domestic double, while chelsea are winning the quadruple

claireshan: y only 6 u for make it up to 20 nah

my 7th club is lille(because of enyeama) 8th is vitese, chelsea feeder club, i like schalke too, dont tell anyone(i like manchester city too) but my top two is chelsea and barcelona

**whistling**

First club, chelsea, second club, barcelona, third club, dortmond(but since the players who made me like dortmond don comot, gotze and lewandoski, i'll say it's bayern now) fourth club ac milan(because of balotelli), fifth club, monaco(because of falcoa) then madrid(bale)

SpaceGoat: this is the only andyblse i knewww https://www.nairaland.com/1791935/picture-andyblaze

Mr coke not me !!!!

shut up!! Corky joe, you're stil funny though

And then it hit me, spacegoat is definitely mr cork, no wonder he doesn't use the cork's profile again

Was it not on here i said germany would win the world cup with ozil scoring a hattrick at the finals? Anyhus, i don't think neymar, suarez, messi and iniesta would work, that's too attacking IMO

coded01: You again with your false visions...

when i talked about germany crushing someone with ozil scoring hattrick, do you remember, it was that semifinal against brazil i saw, the vision was not so clear, i confused kroos(though he scored twice, but still close) for ozil because they're both set piece specialists

^^ that's new

^^ no be treble oh, na domestic double, i don see the vision