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AirborneLacer: What's the need for mad acceleration without cruise control?

You, Salah and Antonio Valencia needs to be apprehended by Nigeria's FRSC.

hmmm , how does me saying he's among the fastest players imply him having cruise control?? Btw if he improves his shooting and passing, he could be devastating

Salah has got mad acceleration, he should be among the top 5 fastest players in the world

Malia and i are getting married when she's 19, y'all should back off my wife

Andyblaze: Hi pals, please help me analyse this. Am a handsome
guy, who went to visit a gal today in another city.
When we met we were 2geda nd chatted for abt 30
mnt. And she later told me to excort her to church to
pick up her cousins so she could drop them home..to
cut the story short, i've bin waitin for her for the pass
3hours nw,..my brothers as am talking to you she's
nt back, I tried callin her fone bt switched off.
Therefore, ive decided to be on my way home.
Pls pals, wat do you think might be the cause of her
nt comin back? Thank you!

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Gud mrn every one pls i really need ur advice.i met a
lady on internet 4yrs ago through site cal smiggle
she is a student of OAU she helps me alot one day
when am stranded,though we hvnt met one on one
bt we both like one n other so much cs we do
communicate but the problem now is that cs of
distant,i met another one on a neutral ground and
she is very clos to me.now the problem is this month
the first lady visits me in Lagos seen one and other
make us going crazy cs we totally confused,she so
pretty,calm n gentle.for this reasons i like her bt nt
love cs i dnt want to betray the one that is very clos
to me,but instead of her to like me the way i do she
loves me instead and she really want to be with
me.pls what should i do in this kinds of situation pls i
need ur advice and pls dnt condemn me in ur
advice.THANk you




#BITG


On the first topic type ur advice as 'number 1 advice'

On 2nd topic type number 2 advice
Plz no trolls...

i'll try and make this as short as possible
Number 1 advice: you said you're handsome right? My guess is that for the past 3hrs she's been preparing for the hot sex you guys are abt to have, she might even be trying to convice her cousins to have a 4some with you, i hope you have money for energy drinks with you, go get some, you're going to need it, trust me, so just stay where you are, hopefuly, for the next three weeks, and wait for her bro, it's gonna be worth it, trust me
advice number 2: you said you met girl number 1 on the internet 4yrs ago rite?? And you probably met girl number 2 some months ago rite?? Come on man, it's clear what you have to do, you've known girl number one for longer irrespective of you only meeting her in person recently and that she could be a love pedler or a ritualist, or could have aids or the ebola virus, bro, the fact she's been in contact with you for the past 4yrs, means contacting any of those diseases would be worth it.
You're welcome
#BITG

No moreeee!!!

prof800: You go watch Korean film tire!

Click here and join the fun: www.nairaland.com/1472878/korean-movies-chatroom

i guess i'll be watching playful kiss then, thanks man

Hi, I'm new here(tv section) can someone please suggest a nice korean movie(seasonal) i can download and watch, I'm kinda bored these days

Oh my, october 3rd seems like 10yrs from nw, cant wait

ggrin: Yaya Sanogo scored 4 goals vs Benfica and Ashley Young scored 2 goals vs Real Madrid

funny sig, i guess it rarely happens, amirite?

I'm 12-60yrs old, the average age of nl.der's shuld b btw 0-100
**i'm nt really good at math**

Ladystewie: Dont worry, your Mr. Right is on his way

The fùck the hell is Mr. Right

^^you have one just like that, dont you ?

^^^wicked

AirborneLacer: So its Bremen today?

Atlast a decent team that would give us something to worry about.

they certainly gave us sumtin to worry abt. Btw, is mou tryna make mikel a centre back nw?

Austeenx: `[color=orange]I'm really interested in this topic.
If Costa gets injured, who will strike for Chelsea?

Grandpa Drogba? The living legend!
Or Almighty Torres, the greatest Chelsea player that can miss a tap-in that even Patience Jonathan can score wearing high heels with her eyes closed? [/color]

well schurlle(or hweva dey spel it) can play as a false 9

Hehehehehehehe

If we call up aluko, ike uche, obasi and iheanacho to the squad, we can

Not only are they selling their best players but it seems their president is selling the club too(you heard it from me first), the new board coming in are going to have a hard time trying to attract good players, I wouldn't bet on the saints staying up next season

Okay

Males oh

Famouspecky: who is Andy?

blaze

Yungwizzzy: gotcha!!!

can't possibly post half of my picture on NL not to talk of my full pix

I dey crease ni?

that's my niqqa schools in uniben

post am again ma c, shey u don hear??

andy, is dat u @ op

Tval: He's already part of the senior men

nah, i think he's going out on loan

mebad: Just in case

just in case what

i nominate troll of the year spacegoat, mencade and my humble self

Torres masef

Nice one nacho

Nice one nacho

Up the drogs, arsenal i see you frowning

Abeg make them make this guy mod for jokes section, that place dry

SpaceGoat: seun osewa.
Owner nairaland.com

Dear sir,
COMPLANE ABOUT THREAD MOVE
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i write to complane to you the unfearness of mukina to this my thread https://www.nairaland.com/1828233/5-type-girl-male-guys " any male guy will know this thread is xtremely important for any playa or people looking for relationship out there which in turn should be in romance session' but mukino move this thread with greate xtreme of importance to playas and relationship to joke session.
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and i have notice mukino seems to be crushing on me since i come here this is why she as been attacking my thread always .
nairaland should be based on fearness n just for all poster pleas look into this else we all will start a #SayNoToMukina tag.
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yours
SpaceGoat

english please