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Man u to get relegated maybe?? Oh well.
#biggerthanlife

1. Germany
2. Messi
3. Argentina
4. Spain
5. Netherland
6. France
7. Brazil
8. Colombia

1. Puskas
2. Messi
3. Messi
4. Eusebio
5. Di stefano
6. Ronaldo(r9)
7. Messi
8. Rual
9. Zlatan
10. Messi*2
The rest of my top 50 is completed by messi
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Diego goal costa, i just love this guy
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Yes he was the worst player wearing a no. 10 shirt
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^^ i thought she was gone

Ronaldo can you pls give me some of your blood? I want to use it for rituals, you hear? Please, thank you
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We won our first pre season friendly 5-0, the team was made up mostly of our youth fa cup champs, with returning loan stars and terry, ivanovic, salah, matic, van ginkel from the first team. Bamford scored a goal, ake was shaky(at right back though), swift scored, iva and terry too, scored, solanke(16yrs) too impressed me...while liverpool lost their friendly with a danish team

I hope you guys have stopped arguing? Next season is going to be hot!!

SpaceGoat: You finally found out a new male guy and youre afraid maybe he is in experience? this question is always ask by female girls everytime.
this thing call virgin is really bad but virgin male guys can be very trickish to spot. i will reveal their secret

1. You will see hole on his bedroom wall and on his bed
this is the ultimate numba one cue !! whenever you pay the next visit to youre boyfriend look at walls and bed in his bedroim if they have hole then he is virgin !! that is where he stick is thing inside evertime he is alone. run for you life!!

2 He will be suprise when you wear bra and pant
next time youre with you guy test him like this "wear bikimi and come to him" normal guy will say " why did you wear bra and paint ?? " virgin will say "aah you wear bra and pant" virgins dont recognise clues of sex hint

3.Fear of cockroach and lizard
is their one reason why virgin male guys has not get girl to have sex? Fear !! these will manifest in all their daily life. if lizard enter youre room and he ran that he cant kill it o this is a big virgin indication!!

4.you see many empty vasline
male guy virgin will always have vasline!! its their numba one asset, if you see vasline in his place ask him what it is fo?" he will normally say i use it to cream cos its good on skins !!! lie lie lie

5.His boxer will brown
scientis as found out virgin male guy dont take care of their prevate part because they know nobody is going to view it, these being why there boxer is always brown from dirty especially there boxer. ladies beware

these are the cues to note to no a virgin male guy. tank

What did the lion say to the octopus?
Nothing, lions can't talk. Even if they did, the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim

Old pic

Tval: Riri

she smoking

Nihilist: I wonder what Christmas dinner is like in the Boateng Household though...

1 very proud father sat next to his very successful son at the table...and Kevin-Prince washing plates in the kitchen

blood of GOD!!! hehehe

Tval: ...

who's the chick?? I cant find my glasses

AjanleKoko: I fear it may be a physical problem.
Recall he had a very tight regimen under Pep. Now he's hosting Argentinian barbecues, and drinking cokes at will.
His body may not just be able to fuel the kind of explosion we saw between 2009 and 2012, frankly speaking.

he gets tired fast now, he should stop tracking back and just try to stay onside

AjanleKoko: But seriously now. It seems like Messi is kinda done. He just takes strolls all the time now.
I mean, the genius is there, but the explosion is not. Not by a long shot.

i used to complain about that too, but after watching the final i understood why, he doesn't have the heart for it(literally)

All these shìt messi haters did not come out before the finals, now because he didn't win the wc they're coming out from everywhere

My daughter always tells her boyfriend she's dripping wet, should i get her another towel??

oboy, scary stuff

when does voting start??

Courtois or cech? Courtois is the better 1 on 1 stopper, but cech is the better shot stopper imo, who would you guys prefer to be number 1 next season?

Okay

I can't find my shoes

Good job suarez, i hope the son learns fast and takes over from his father

Naija repping wella, bt wuld av liked no. 1 to be ours

Tval: If they pay such amount for Pogba, the youth team players should just know the club has no plan for them.

thank you. Lewis baker, rlc, mc haran, ginkel, cholabah, ake...

edoyad: Carry your trashy story to where it belongs, Thrash section

so i did a bad thing posting comments made by arsenals new player some time ago on arsenal's fan thread?

This guy again? Your madness no be here oh