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Romance › Re: Ugandan Married Woman Gets Stuck To Her Lover During Sex (Pictures) by Tobilonia(m): 10:17pm On Jun 16, 2021

tungamaje:
penis captivus if I am right

It's vagina captivus bro, though very similar to penis captivus. Occurs mostly in women with very stiff Pelvic muscles. A gynea friend once said depression, bad sleeping patterns and anxiety can as well cause it sha. As much as I'll like to be medical and accrue this to natural Phenomenal, Oga magun is real ��

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Crime › Re: Umar Ardo: I Paid $15,000 In Bitcoin To My Daughter’s Kidnappers by Tobilonia(m): 5:57pm On Sep 17, 2019

That is in the FRN constitution, Free and compulsory education from primary to tertiary level...... I guess they just don't wanna comply with that particular sub section... Just like a friend said *THUG* meaning the hate u give us would be used against u all when we wild out

Health › Re: All You Need To Know About Breech Birth (Photos) by Tobilonia(m): 11:17pm On Jun 25, 2018

Nice post u got up there bro, but professionally if there is still enough liquor for the baby to swim around, the mother is advised to sleep lying with the side the fetus is placing it's head. With this, the fetus gets uncomfortable and tends to reposition itself..........
The normal delivery age isn't always 40 weeks but 38weeks and that's exactly why it's always (+/- 2 weeks)

Romance › Re: "I Was Drunk, A Man Took Me To His House & Bathed Me Without Touching Me" - Lady by Tobilonia(m): 10:06pm On Dec 14, 2017

Something is fishy oooooo"I am drunk=he did not touch me"
Was the Bae conscious at all huh

Foreign Affairs › Re: Six Things Women In Saudi Arabia Cannot Do by Tobilonia(m): 10:01pm On Sep 29, 2017

fuckerstard:
ladies can't litter the whole place with nudity, what a sane country.

..... That z a misconception of the highest degree, subjecting a lady to her own right doesn't mean she z gonna abuse it.... Not all of dem gonna act like that though

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Celebrities › Re: Video Of Small Doctor Masturbating: Nigerians React by Tobilonia(m): 8:14am On Aug 25, 2017

dennisworld1:
he is a member of Vaseline crew

An aboriginal of premier cool�� grin

dennisworld1:
he is a member of Vaseline crew

An aboriginal of premier cool��

NYSC › Re: Female Corper Slays In Her NYSC Khaki Skirt (Photos) by Tobilonia(m): 5:42pm On Aug 11, 2017

Unno, I think I should know her course of study before spitting out Mai thought............ Not trying to discriminate any course but dz has for sure being on her mind even before her kit delivery....... Is anyone grabbing where I'm driving at huh

Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage And Madam Kofo Take A Selfie by Tobilonia(m): 5:16pm On Aug 10, 2017

[color=#006600][/color].... The way she tied her gèlè got me like "Shogun láyé ní huh

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Fashion › Re: Girl With Natural Blue Eyes In Nasarawa (Photos) by Tobilonia(m): 1:10pm On Aug 09, 2017

Zeze06:
I know some ladies who would sacrifice anything to have this (naturally)

Always trust yourself to be pretty

Inferiority complex is worse than HIV

TELL DEM.. TELL DEM

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Politics › Re: President Buhari Promises To Resign If He Fails To Recover Soon - Independent by Tobilonia(m): 1:08pm On Aug 09, 2017

GMBuhari:
If they like let them believe

i strongly believe Buhari is preparing to come home and his retirement if necessary will be done in Nigeria

.......... Based on what fact bro huh

Crime › Re: Police Officers Storm Obadeyi Underground Ritualist Den In Lagos (Photos) by Tobilonia(m): 11:59pm On Aug 08, 2017

Seguntimmy:
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My bloda please don't go to ikorodu, its dangerous please go to a safer place, as in OSUN STATE.

...... I disagree with that , no place is as peaceful as maiduguri may be u should try dat area

Education › Re: N10,000 Prize For UNN Best Graduating Medical Student Causes Outrage (Photos) by Tobilonia(m): 1:06pm On Aug 08, 2017

Ma brother, when Jesus said "it is finished " what were u thinking huh

Crime › Re: Woman Caught Trying To Kidnap Two Children In Benin City (Video, Photo) by Tobilonia(m): 11:15pm On Jul 15, 2017

He is actually ryt, BT anyways d get help guy, what is wroung wif ya website??

crunchyg:
Afonjas are always lazy to work always looking for cheaper ways to make money

Crime › Re: Woman Caught Trying To Kidnap Two Children In Benin City (Video, Photo) by Tobilonia(m): 11:10pm On Jul 15, 2017

Evaness indeed grin

Education › Re: Friends Mourn Female UNIZIK Student Who Died In A Security Guard's Room. Photos by Tobilonia(m): 2:18pm On Mar 04, 2017

R.I.P

Romance › Re: My Aunt's Marital Home Is Torn Apart Because Of Her Leaking Pussy by Tobilonia(m): 10:25am On Feb 08, 2017

zika19:
should remain lying on d bed with pillow place on her buttocks for awhile.

..... The vagina isn't some sort of drainage system

Celebrities › Re: Yemi Alade's Ankara Dress To Big Brother Naija, Last Night (PIC) by Tobilonia(m): 5:16pm On Jan 23, 2017

LOVELY ANKARA STYLE

Romance › Re: She Goes Through My Phone When I Sleep, Now See What She Caused. Advice Pls by Tobilonia(m): 12:11am On Dec 21, 2016

vchykp:
This is exactly what happend to me, SIR.. before you can be successful or have peace, she must leave your life, you must not marry her becos she has a child for you, am living a better life now because i took the hard decision to walk away..

A word they say, is enough for the wise..!

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