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RomanceRe: 5 Types Of Guys That Are Easily Used By Ladies by tochstorm(m): 1:10pm On Jul 25, 2015
This is the first time I will be agreeing in these kind of posts and even commenting in it. I believe you hit the nail to the head, with so much aggression that you left a very visible point for the world to see. I think I might be in that list. But I won't say which. Nice post.
PhonesRe: Reduction In Airtel Data Prices by tochstorm(m): 9:17pm On Jul 23, 2015
No try am airtrl na scam at the end of the month na 40mb you go use out of 3gb or you go use 900mb 3gb go disPpear.
PropertiesRe: Disaster Waiting To Happen At Adeniji Adele(Third Mainland Bridge) by tochstorm(m): 2:20pm On Jul 23, 2015
This should be fixed i was a witness on how a collapsing school wall fell on a kid going to muslim school on friday. This kind of things should not be ignored!! Pls
FamilyRe: Check Out A Post Of How A Wife Dealt With Cheating Husband: cheaters learn by tochstorm(m): 2:16pm On Jul 23, 2015
tpiadotcom:
I don't deal in what ifs and pity parties.

Open a thread if you need advice on such a scenario. No be today nairalanders dey write scripts.

Don't disturb me over fictional stories plz.
i like this guy. Were you too born on sunday? Cos kids born on sunday think like you.
PoliticsRe: Some Nigerians Call Me Baba Go Slow - President Buhari (VIDEO) by tochstorm(m): 9:04pm On Jul 22, 2015
watch out baba go slow now has a nairaland account. ooops.... i no talk o.
PoliticsRe: Obama And Buhari: Guess What The Two Presidents Were Discussing (Photo) by tochstorm(m): 10:18pm On Jul 20, 2015
obama: when i do that thing with the tongue to michael. she always scream sweet jesus do you that to aisha?
buhari: kai i don do that at all at all
you wan my mouth to dey smell poossy poossy? kai me no like
PhonesRe: Galaxy Tab S2: Samsung Announces Its Slimmest Tablet Ever [photos] by tochstorm(m): 10:13pm On Jul 20, 2015
Jeromejnr:
Enlighten me.

Samsung has always led in the slim designs of Phones and Tv's among the top tech giants (Apple, Sony, Motorola, Nokia).
and there you added the father of slim phones wothout knowing it.....
motorola!!!!!!!! first it was the RAZR when java phones was the phone to purchase.
when java died motorola released the record smashing DROID RAZR!!! if you didn't know now you know. other manufactures were making slim phones before samsung huawei and zte (excluding there cappy phones in nigeria.
then you have vivo, oppo , then geonee
do a google search on slimmest phones you'll see the result yourself. samsung do make slim phones alright but when it comes to breaking record, they don't make the top 20 list but this tablet of theirs is a welcome development.


keep in mind. anytime you're asked who invented slim in a phone. just tell them the inventor of mobile phone = motorola.
PhonesRe: Galaxy Tab S2: Samsung Announces Its Slimmest Tablet Ever [photos] by tochstorm(m): 8:21pm On Jul 20, 2015
Mrkelv:
Meaning?
local champion=local rappers. dundee united.
PhonesRe: Galaxy Tab S2: Samsung Announces Its Slimmest Tablet Ever [photos] by tochstorm(m): 8:17pm On Jul 20, 2015
EMMYB0Y:
ok.... but remember with this my golden Samsung below. ... we both still depend on... the same network signal. .. and we both depend on mouthpiece and earpiece. ..... then I think I have won. .. mine is more portable and smaller. .. and I won't bother about data subscription..... then... one last thing. .. nobody will steal mine
pass mile 2 bustop around 11:44 then you go know say thief dey still breeze.
PhonesRe: Galaxy Tab S2: Samsung Announces Its Slimmest Tablet Ever [photos] by tochstorm(m): 8:14pm On Jul 20, 2015
Jeromejnr:
Samsung has always been the one to lead in the design of slim gadgets.
nope you lie.
PhonesRe: Galaxy Tab S2: Samsung Announces Its Slimmest Tablet Ever [photos] by tochstorm(m): 8:14pm On Jul 20, 2015
Mrkelv:
Google wetin? Apple sold over 54million iPhones , 8.8million iPads , 5.4million MacInTosh Computers , 3.9million Apple watch in Q2 Of 2015. (April - June 2015). That's MASSIVE!!

On the other hand Samsung sold Just 10million Galaxy S6 Smartphones. As for TECNO , They can't be compared with Samsung Or Apple. Tecno isn't known beyond Africa. So its safe to say that they are "Local Champions".
in olamide voice *lolololo loca rappas*
PhonesRe: Galaxy Tab S2: Samsung Announces Its Slimmest Tablet Ever [photos] by tochstorm(m): 8:09pm On Jul 20, 2015
Faremisodeeq:
This samsung don spoil market for apple and tecno. It seems i am joining samsung team now
tecno? like seriously? go and compare tecno and innjoo or micro maxx, infinix etc as for this tablet you'll just compare it with anything apple releases. or microsoft surface tablet or maybe the upcoming htc tablet. not tecno... chai tecno albino and oyibo no be the same.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Meets Barrack Obama (picture) by tochstorm(m): 7:56pm On Jul 20, 2015
hucienda:
Hail the Chief! cool
i bet he did all the "listening" i prefer brits to americans even though they both are motherfucker.s
PoliticsRe: See What This Man Thinks Of Buhari's 33-man Delegation To The US by tochstorm(m): 9:52pm On Jul 19, 2015
PoliticsRe: In Response To "Things We Have Noticed Since PMB Assumed Power" by tochstorm(m): 7:15pm On Jul 12, 2015
PubLlcEnemy:
You must be out of your damnn skull...
more sane than you though.
CrimeRe: Woman Bites Hubby’s Genitals For Making Love With Friend by tochstorm(m): 6:47pm On Jul 12, 2015
pictures or i don't believe it.
PoliticsRe: In Response To "Things We Have Noticed Since PMB Assumed Power" by tochstorm(m): 6:40pm On Jul 12, 2015
close your eyes brothers and sisters lets pray, for our brothers and sisters who lack common, sense to see what is what and what is not. Baba God wey dey heaven i pray that you give them brain to comprehend nigerian politics and not be a blind fanboy Amen...



why does my keyboard always print Amen with capital letters?
android user though cheesy
PoliticsRe: In Response To "Things We Have Noticed Since PMB Assumed Power" by tochstorm(m): 6:28pm On Jul 12, 2015
PubLlcEnemy:
Na you sabi... If he likes let him destroy Nigeria. I am sure he will never be worse than the Zoologist we mistakenly elected... Our eyes were open when we voted Buhari,so we are prepared for whatever..
#Buhari is always right... grin grin grin
mr man must you quote the whole thing?
God few people know internet ethic.
just mofos and mobile phones and pcs and data plan and blackberries and tecno or infinix or fake samsung knock off.
PoliticsRe: In Response To "Things We Have Noticed Since PMB Assumed Power" by tochstorm(m): 6:20pm On Jul 12, 2015
Zico5:
Before nko, we know TANoids will have something to say. They re enemy of progress, it is in their veins. They see nothing wrong if Nigeria crumbles to her knee, so far they can embezzle as much as they could. Their godfather governed for six solid years without any achievement, nothing wrong. They re agents of darkness, let them whine. Naija go better, by thunder by fire
hello mr zico
i am the fence guy (and boy sitting on the fence is so Fuckingg_awesome! ) so in all honesty rate buhari led government.
FamilyRe: Husband Said He Is No Longer Gonna Make Out With His Wife Cos The Vagina Is Lax by tochstorm(m): 6:01pm On Jul 12, 2015
lax pu^ssy is = too much do°ggy style and too much janvolova style.





ladies





note this
FamilyRe: Husband Said He Is No Longer Gonna Make Out With His Wife Cos The Vagina Is Lax by tochstorm(m): 5:59pm On Jul 12, 2015
adegwurulez:
I can only imagine how hard it must be for you, putting so much effort into saving your marriage and yet have it thrown at your face that your efforts are in futility.

I might be too young and inexperienced to give advice on issues of marriage but hey, throwing it right at you like that at the heat of the arguement shows he's been thinking about it for a very long time, what guarantees do you have his friends haven't been whispering alternatives to him?

Here's me putting myself in your husband's shoe, if i had an idea you have that kind of problem and i'm not comfortable with it, i probably wouldn't marry you, instead of delving into something that desires commitment and mutual friendship, and then turning around, damning all consequences and throwing tantrums at my wife over a problem i was well aware of before marriage.

I aint judging no one. People are different and so are their reasoning...
is this a comment or the actual story? long comment man!
CelebritiesRe: Basketmouth Shares Funny Photo For Vegetarians That Can't Wear Leather Slippers by tochstorm(m): 8:24pm On Jul 11, 2015
Dindondin:
expect a pained vegetarian to misquote him soon
Dude there is no such thing as vegetarian......























in nigeria!!!"!!!!!!!
PoliticsRe: Insurgency Worsens Under Buhari – Ekweremadu by tochstorm(m): 9:17pm On Jul 09, 2015
Bonapart:
What do you expect when their godfather is now in power
Free killing
Free recruitment
Free bombing
Free sharia
Free suicide bombers


We are still watching from the sidelines with 3D lens glass
you are so old school still using 3D glasses I just borrowed a virtual reality glass "VR" to watch these four season movie unfold.
PoliticsRe: Bayelsa Governor Hires World’s Most Ruthless Hackers For N100M To Hack Computers by tochstorm(m): 8:33pm On Jul 09, 2015
old news
read it at pocket now.
the headline made it look as if the hackers were brought to nigeria
the hackers work for almost all african country.
the hackers got hacked by another group of hackers.
I don't know but my guts told me, now its telling me that those hackers maybe some how connected to boko boys and nigerian army.
and these guys sell info to the highest bidder.
TravelRe: 20 Most Dangerous Bus Stops To Avoid In Lagos And Why by tochstorm(m): 8:02pm On Jul 09, 2015
no robberies in boundary bustop/market you just wrote crap and as for 0ne millions b0ys dem don park commot for ojodu apapa dem don cross to apapa were money dey.
PoliticsRe: Security Alert- If You See A Car Like This. by tochstorm(m): 10:00pm On Jul 08, 2015
Lasgidy1:
But the picture of the cylinder above may be misinterpreted. Sometime last week, I heard a mallam was nearly beaten to death in Onitsha for carrying a bag containing metals and some other tools. The motorcyclist who rode d mallam, upon hearing the various metallic sounds dat emanated from d bag straightaway raised false alarm as there has already been widespread panic in the area. Before they could verify the mallam's claim, much damage had been done already to his body. I strongly feel this is not enough security tip. No suicide bomber goes advertising his/herself in d open like dis
*in azula voice dum dum * nkwo in idemilli north not onitsha.
AutosRe: Stallion Motors Volkswagen Nigeria Assembly Plant (photos) by tochstorm(m): 9:32pm On Jul 08, 2015
Pamelayoung:
I refuse to have anythg 2 do with Indians
seconded.
AutosRe: Stallion Motors Volkswagen Nigeria Assembly Plant (photos) by tochstorm(m): 9:28pm On Jul 08, 2015
gej worked let's see what la baba la snail go do baba your turn.
PoliticsRe: Bashir El-Rufai Eating Pounds And Kissing His Girlfriend [PHOTOS] by tochstorm(m): 3:03pm On Jul 08, 2015
I am angry today.

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