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PoliticsThis INEC Hide & Seek Game Has Become Nothing But Comical... by tochyano2(op): 1:58pm On Jun 23, 2019
Stage 1:
INEC discovered late that they didn't cover their dirty tracks very well & that Atiku has already gotten some reliable and damaging infos from insiders and supporting evidence too. APC saw this and immediately petitioned the police alleging that Atiku had hacked their Server. But they couldn't substantiate anythiny or implicate Atiku. They knew that the entire manipulations have been found out by the opposition who are ready to hit them hard at the Tribunal. So they needed to act fast, and off to work they went.
Stage 2:
Emissaries, friends, some members of the National Peace Committee, some Northern elites and powers that are close to Atiku were sent to dissuade him from challenging the 2019 sham of election at the Tribunal. Another plan was even hatched to blackmail Atiku with treasonable felony via Lai Mohammed so that a plea bargain could be reached & the petition cancelled. But Atiku was wiser and smarter. He was ready for all their shenanigans. So that plan couldn't work for so many obvious reasons... And now their greatest hurdle, many right thinking Nigerians are now more informed and better enlightened than they were before 2015. It has become clear to everyone that hundreds of Fake Facebook pages were created simply to sell a propaganda against Atiku. This was discovered and Facebook has already closed them, meaning that the propaganda magic wand is already waning. The issue of Atiku as corrupt is not as popular as it used to be. He went to the US as against the insinuations that he couldn't go there... So finally in March, Atiku and PDP finally filed their petition. And the grounds for the petition as enumerated, were no child's play. INEC and APC know the weight of the Petition.
Stage 3:
When the legal team of APC and INEC headed by the erudite Olanipekun SAN saw the weight of the Petition and the damaging potentiality therein, they informed their clients of the danger ahead. Every lawyer know a bad case when he sees one. So they hatched a plot too like the brothers of Joseph did in the bible after selling him to Egypt. They plotted: let's kill Joseph and tell our father that a lion killed him... So it was plotted that once the evidence is destroyed, the Petition would be as useless as the destroyed evidence. Atiku too, was wiser and smarter, he even submitted the Server cloud address to the Tribunal and secured that evidence as well. What these cohorts did not understand is that Election Petition is not just like criminal or civil cases, it is sui generis, a case on its own standing and its own special procedures, meaning it can actually tilt as new evidence emerge before the Tribunal. Every lawyer knows this, most Nigerians dont know about Election Petition being a Sui Generis...
So Quam primum, an extraordinary emergency meeting of the Aso Rock kitchen cabinet was convoked. Fashola, INEC boss and some key INEC officers, El Rufai, Oshiomhole, Keyamo, Amaechi, even some Media Houses (you already know them, those that can hardly report anything against Mr Integrity) and some other key APC persons had to find a way to prevent the imminent calamity. Lai Muhammed and Oshiomhole were specifically and strictly warned not to speak on the Presidential Elections, because people are no longer buying their media stupidity any longer. Only Festus Keyamo SAN, was tasked to speak about the Presidential election and the petition thereto. But even Keyamo is now beginning to sound stupid like Lai Muhammed and aggressive too, whenever he is talking. Their story line must change or Nigerians would begin to ask pertinent questions. So it was agreed with INEC to change the narrative that there wasn't anything as the INEC Server...
Boom, that was all over the media.
Stage Four:
Then over the weekend, the news all over the media was that there was nothing like INEC Server. What a funny defence!
And coincidentally, the European Union Observers released a damaging report that the 2019 Elections particularly the collation point.We all saw Keyamo and how he was talking like a year one law student when he was responding to questions on the EU observers' report. The whole saga is getting an international dimension to it and the INEC and APC are not comfortable.
Stage 5:
So they also agreed to clamp down on any media platform or individual that might attempt to spoil or puncture their narrative. Who has forgotten how they attempted to shut down AIT and its subsidiary stations? Many journalists and online media platforms are being targeted and arrested. They have employed many online watchdogs sniffing on every news that comes out every second. But it is too late as they can no longer prevent the already escaped horse by shutting the door of the barn. Thanks to the online media!
Stage 6:
Some news and print media took up the issue of INEC not having a server. A whole INEC?
So the major question became: how would the INEC deny that there is INEC Server? And where are the data of all the over 84 Million registered voters? Their bio data, basic information and their pictorials? How can they defend voters accreditation at the Tribunal? Does the card reader work manually too?
And if already there is a court ruling to the fact that where there is no accreditation of voters and evidence of the record thereof, the election will be as as good as no election, how are they going to defend that before the Tribunal?
Stage 7:
So INEC seeing this and other impending damages and dangers of retaining such a position, now came up with another story today that INEC actually has a Server but it was not used at the 2019 elections! What a stupid position again. Nigerians already know how the INEC manipulated the votes to keep Buhari in office even when he clearly lost. All the NYSC students used as adhoc staffs and INEC officers know about this, the hundreds of thousands Nigerians used as collation and returning officers know this as well. In the spirit of covering their tracks, they have started rewarding all those staff that were used to carry out this manipulation. Some have been promoted, many nysc members have been fully employed by INEC. But this is more like a medicine after death.
They already told Nigerians prior to the elections through their spokes persons: Mike Igini and Festus Okoye, that they have tested the process in Anambra and Osun elections and would be using it 100% during the polls.
Now the every changing narrative:
>>>ATIKU HACKED THE INEC SERVER>>>>
>>>THERE IS NOTHING LIKE INEC SERVER, IT NEVER EXISTED>>>
>>>OH, WE DIDNT SAY THERE WAS NO SERVER. THERE IS SERVER BUT WE DIDNT USE IT DURING THE LAST ELECTION>>>
Don't be surprised when you see the storyline change again in the next 24 hours.
But INEC and APC are in for something they dont really know how to handle. Atiku's legal team are geared up for this; Levi Uzoukwu, Chris Uche, Mike Ozekhome all SAN and the host of other legal brains perfectly understand the rigours of such a hide and seek game.
This election petition trial will be ground shaking, this is just the beginning!
Credits to Solomon Nwosu A
CultureRe: Nigerians In China Celebrate African Cultural Day With Colourful Events(photos) by tochyano2: 3:10pm On May 25, 2019
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Fifth to comment. First time in history. I dedicate this page to buhari
SportsRe: Salah, Mane And Aubameyang Are The Top Goal Scorers In The EPL by tochyano2: 5:54pm On May 12, 2019
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CelebritiesRe: My Fond Memories Of Fela – TV Presenter, Yeni Kuti by tochyano2: 6:59am On May 11, 2019
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CultureRe: Emir Sanusi Lamido Joins MTN Board by tochyano2: 12:16pm On May 04, 2019
igbodefender:
What a comment sad
I saw a lot of comments blocked!
TravelRe: Bolt Launches In Uyo And Calabar by tochyano2: 5:36am On May 04, 2019
Kaduna bolt on ma mind cool
CrimeRe: Unarmed civilian shot dead by police in Taraba state (Graphic) by tochyano2: 3:43pm On May 03, 2019
LuciferKoran:
Wow shocked grin

Would you look at those seductive and juicy looking lips on his belly.

My preeq is really hard now.
Imagine those lips wrapped nicely around my preeq masticating it lovingly for 30mins straight. wink cheesy

Sick people every where
TV/MoviesTonto by tochyano2(op): 10:47am On May 03, 2019
kiss
TV/MoviesTonto Dike And Churchill New Movie by tochyano2(op): 10:42am On May 03, 2019
So much controversies trailing on these two. Nigerians finally release new movie.

RomanceRe: Thailand’s King, Maha Vajiralongkorn Marries Suthida by tochyano2: 10:33am On May 03, 2019
anthonyuncle:
she have been safe guarding his d!ck for her consumption since
Kids everywhere
BusinessRe: Installation Of World Heaviest Regenerator, RFCC Unit At The Dangote Refinery. by tochyano2: 9:15am On May 03, 2019
IvarTheBoneless:
angry

I remember being stuck in one...on a mission in Tokyo.

I was a secret agent trailing Izichiro Kagawa.

He was a traitor selling nuclear secrets to the Chinese.

Why the top echelon of Japanese Intelligence unintelligently chose a Black assassin is a story for another day...

He ran towards the nearest cabinet close to these giant ass fridge. He was going for the alarm! shocked



The moment i sneaked into the basement of the Hiroshima Memorial Military Laboratories (HMML) i felt a sense of foreboding.


Just how do i cross 500meters of a heavily guarded lab ? Kagawa's office was straight ahead. No turns.

My make-up was already failing... i was sweating heavily despite the ACs.

Imagine how foundation runs down the faces of these our slayqueens.

I kept my face-cap down and muttered in Yoruba at every single greeting. All you had to do was add "chiwa" and " orensoshi" to the end of each word.

400 m.......250m................70m.........10m.

I was making up my mind to use the garotte. He deserved a painful but noiseless death.


He was seated backing the door and alone.... showtime!

He was turning when our eyes met in the mirrors.

I was a terrible sight! I saw a nasty demon staring back at me.

Black showing in big patches under the white make-up. Reverse vitiligo just like Michael Jackson! shocked shocked

I cut off his route of escape halfway to the alarm, and then....

He slammed the release of the fridge and pushed me inside!

Luckily i grabbed him by the neck as we both fell inside the fridge. The latch closed automatically sealing us in! WTF!

First thing i noticed, my balls were freezing.... next my blood was turning to ice in my veins..... cry

I knew i had to postpone killing him. I needed his body warm for as long as possible.

We both hugged each other....killer and would-be victim for warmth.....

To be continued!

Fvck! I am late for office, AGAIN! shocked



Good narrative skills.but you need to go back to school for your tenses grin
PoliticsRe: What Workers Should Do To Those Refusing To Pay 30k Minimum Wage – Shehu Sani by tochyano2: 1:54pm On May 01, 2019
Odo4:
[color=#000099][/color]see below
We have seen your exhibits, so when are going to see your arraignments
CelebritiesRe: Chris, Daniel K Daniel's Brother, His Lookalike (photos) by tochyano2: 11:17am On May 01, 2019
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CrimeRe: UNN Student Stabs His Roommate After Watching Episode 3 Of Game Of Thrones by tochyano2: 8:40pm On Apr 30, 2019
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BusinessRe: Protesters Shut Down Lagos Computer Village Over Installation Of Woman As Leader by tochyano2: 12:49pm On Apr 30, 2019
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CrimeRe: Ghanaian Woman Slumps After Seeing 'Dead Husband' In Another Town by tochyano2: 3:06pm On Apr 28, 2019
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CrimeRe: Lady Shot Dead While Returning From Work In Rivers State (Photos) by tochyano2: 11:17am On Apr 28, 2019
Lordoftheeast:
Village girl.

She no even fine sef
Get some brains pls.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor David Ogbueli Celebrates 51st Birthday: Biography, Founder Dominion City by tochyano2: 11:13am On Apr 28, 2019
All these daddy freeze followers on social media. Be warned. Don't let the wrath of God consume u by dishonoring God's Servant.

Happy birthday Papa, May ur days be long and ur impact continue to enlarged.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria, Saudi Arabia Meet To Boost Refineries, Pipelines, Others by tochyano2: 11:18am On Apr 26, 2019
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CelebritiesRe: Letter To Runs Girls “Forming” Motivational Speakers By Joro Olumofin by tochyano2: 2:36pm On Apr 25, 2019
vanida6:
Mtcheeeeeeeeeew angry



If I read all dat shiit make my ears go deaf
Slay mama spotted
CrimeRe: Car Batteries Thief Caught In Aba, Beaten By Angry Mob (Photos) by tochyano2: 1:39pm On Apr 25, 2019
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PoliticsRe: Senate Confirms Omolola Abiola-Edewor, MKO Abiola’s Daughter NDIC Director by tochyano2: 3:57pm On Apr 24, 2019
Compensation plan grin
CrimeSmartly Dressed Woman Defecates In A Lift-- Pictures by tochyano2(op): 9:27am On Apr 17, 2019
A shocking video and pictures have emerged showing the awkward moment a smartly-dressed Chinese woman raised her skirt and pulled down her underwear and then dropped a poo gift inside a lift and then walked away as if nothing happened.
The woman wearing a long skirt and high heels appeared to be seriously pressed, she desperately pressed a button inside the lift then gave up! It was time to go. Right there inside the lift. shocked

BusinessRe: Borno State's PVC Pipe Factory Completed, Set To Take-Off (Photos) by tochyano2: 7:03am On Apr 17, 2019
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SportsRe: Again, Court Orders Jay Jay Okocha’s Arrest For Tax Evasion by tochyano2: 11:39am On Apr 15, 2019
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Porto: UCL Quarter Finals (2 - 0) On 9th April 2019 by tochyano2: 9:03pm On Apr 09, 2019
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BeeBeeOoh:
Because Victor Aghahowa is fully fit now angry
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CrimeRe: . by tochyano2: 8:50am On Apr 07, 2019
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PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Just Like Buhari, Osinbajo Departs Nigeria by tochyano2: 8:42am On Apr 07, 2019
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PetsRe: Identify This Animal by tochyano2(op): 9:18pm On Apr 01, 2019
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PetsIdentify This Animal by tochyano2(op): 7:39pm On Apr 01, 2019
Many will fail this grin cheesy

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