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FashionRe: See How To Place & Scan Your Picture On Your Finger Nails Using Your Smartphone by tochyano2: 5:56am On Mar 31, 2019
shocked
PoliticsRe: Why I Avoid Worshipping In National Mosque – Buhari by tochyano2: 6:31am On Mar 30, 2019
Last paragraph.That's w 8
PoliticsRe: Man Arrested By Ude Oko Chukwu For Exposing Electoral Fraud, Regains Freedom by tochyano2: 2:46pm On Mar 24, 2019
Wiseandtrue:
GEJ
Did what?
PoliticsRe: Man Arrested By Ude Oko Chukwu For Exposing Electoral Fraud, Regains Freedom by tochyano2: 2:44pm On Mar 24, 2019
[quote author=Leomyke4 post=76943110][/quote]Too bad tongue , I can't load without it, sorry cry
PoliticsRe: Man Arrested By Ude Oko Chukwu For Exposing Electoral Fraud, Regains Freedom by tochyano2: 2:39pm On Mar 24, 2019
Leomyke4:
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What's your Puk number. I am waiting...
AutosRe: Promo - Reg 2006 Mini Cooper by tochyano2: 6:33am On Mar 20, 2019
Ugly car angry
BusinessSee Nigerian Exchange Rate As At 1983 by tochyano2(op): 6:17am On Mar 17, 2019
shocked shocked shocked cool

CrimeRe: 13-Year-Old Boy Beheads Mum In Enugu by tochyano2: 12:27pm On Feb 10, 2019
For your Quality body bag. Contact Prada...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1XMTLKn6RA
PoliticsRe: Sowore addresses students of Benson University by tochyano2: 12:06pm On Feb 10, 2019
Contact me for your quality body bag......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1XMTLKn6RA
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Huddersfield Town Vs Arsenal (1 - 2) On 9th February 2019 by tochyano2: 4:18pm On Feb 09, 2019
Superb goal from iwobi
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Huddersfield Town Vs Arsenal (1 - 2) On 9th February 2019 by tochyano2: 4:16pm On Feb 09, 2019
Iwobi scores
HealthRe: How Long Does It Take Hepatitis A & B And HIV Symptoms To Show? by tochyano2: 9:02pm On Dec 27, 2018
Are u a patient
PhonesRe: How Do I Stop MTN From Stealing My Money by tochyano2: 5:13am On Nov 21, 2018
Nairaland GeneralMassive 13 Feet Python Killed In A Resident @ PH by tochyano2(op): 4:23am On Nov 21, 2018
The residents of Uyo street in the Rumuomasi area of Port Harcourt, the Rivers state capital, were on Thursday, November 15th, left in total shock after a 13-ft python was killed in a house.
Eyewitnesses revealed that the huge snake was shot dead by a MOPOL security personnel while it was trying to swallow a goat.

SportsRe: AFCON2019: Lady Hiding After Realizing Camera Was On Her by tochyano2: 9:06pm On Nov 17, 2018
grin

PoliticsRe: Shehu Sani, Utchay Odims Honoured At African Leadership And Governance Summit by tochyano2: 9:12pm On Nov 11, 2018
cheesy
PoliticsBreaking: Nigerian Minister presented N5000 tax receipt to become a minister by tochyano2(op): 3:50am On Nov 10, 2018
To become a member of the Federal Executive Council, Adebayo Shittu, Nigeria’s communications minister recently exposed for failing to take part in the national youth service, submitted to the Nigerian Senate a receipt of N5,000 as proof of his tax compliance for three years, PREMIUM TIMES can authoritatively report today.
The paltry amount was paid to the Oyo State Ministry of Physical Planning and Urban Development for ‘miscellaneous services’ in March 2014, this website found during a review of the credentials the minister submitted to the Nigerian Senate.
Mr Shittu attached the receipt to a 10-page profile he submitted to the Senate in October 2015 for screening following his ministerial nomination by President Muhammadu Buhari.
The minister failed to square up, even by a small percentage, with his cabinet colleagues like Ibe Kachikwu, who paid N52.8 million in personal income taxes in three years from 2012 to 2014, or Okechukwu Enelamah, who paid almost N8 million in the same period.
Like Mr Shittu, Messrs Kachikwu and Enelamah became ministers in 2015 directly from the private sector, even though the cabinet is packed with people from the public sector, including former governors, senators and other top government office holders.
Mr. Shittu did not appear to have any tax identification number as of the time he paid the N5,000 to the town planning office in 2014, indicating he might not have been a regular taxpayer. The minister did not present any evidence of three-year compliance because his N5,000 receipt did not carry his earnings for the period.
He was able to get away with the scandalous tax receipt despite claiming in his curriculum vitae that he had been the chairman of Al-Furqaan Petro-Gas & Gen. Services Ltd. from 2000 until his ministerial nomination 15 years later.
The minister also said at the time that he was founder and proprietor of Al-Furqaan International College from 2002 until his nomination.
To be considered for government contracts and appointments into government positions, beneficiaries are usually expected to present evidence of tax payments for the preceding three years.
Ministerial nominees are usually expected to fulfil that requirement as proof that they are responsible citizens worthy of being trusted with government positions. It was to fulfil that requirement that Mr. Shittu sumbitted a N5000 receipt.
The meagre sum the minister declared in tax payment has further exposed him as an official not living up to the personal image he regularly projects: that of a pious socialist for whom dignity and citizenship are eternal virtues.
The All Progressives Congress eliminated Mr Shittu from its governorship primaries field in Oyo State in September, days after PREMIUM TIMES established he ignored the youth service scheme after graduating from the university in the late 1970s.
Mr Shittu admitted his failure to serve was deliberate, but brushed off the criminal consequences of his decision. His major excuse was that he was elected into the Oyo State House of Assembly immediately after his degree, an achievement he said he assumed was greater than taking part in the NYSC.
Mr Shittu did not return requests for comments from PREMIUM TIMES on our latest findings around his taxes. A spokesperson for the Nigerian Senate also declined comments on why the upper chamber cleared the minister for appointment despite not providing evidence he had been paying taxes.
While Mr Shittu’s N5,000 tax receipt might appear too ridiculous to be taken as genuine declaration for someone who runs a school and an oil and gas business, some loopholes in extant tax regulations might actually allow the minister to declare as little as possible, or even nothing, according to investment analyst Bismarck Rewane.
“It is possible that a rich man has so many tax deductibles,” Mr Rewane, an executive director at Financial Derivatives Limited in Lagos, said. “He may have been giving scholarships to 50 people, which means that government would perhaps even be owing him.”
Still, Mr Rewane decried Nigeria’s tax policy and enforcement as virtually non-existence.
“Tax compliance in Nigeria is an open season, people just do what they like,” Mr Rewane said. “The laws are loose and the compliance officers are weak.”
Even the Voluntary Assets and Income Declaration Scheme (VAIDS), a recent campaign which the Nigerian government targeted at tax evaders, “nothing came out” of it, Mr Rewane said. Only about N40 billion was realised from the campaign, which ran for a full year from July 2017 to June 2018.
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/294908-exclusive-adebayo-shittu-in-fresh-scandal-presented-n5000-tax-receipt-to-become-minister.html

CelebritiesRe: Princess Shyngle: "A Man Is About To Breakup His Relationship For Me" by tochyano2: 4:06pm On Nov 06, 2018
Escuse me pls. Where is her kidney located
PoliticsRe: I Didn’t Sue Presidency Over ‘suspension’ – NHIS Chief by tochyano2: 7:44pm On Nov 01, 2018
That moment u see $$$$ grin

PoliticsRe: How NASS Mismanaged Billions Of Naira Through Illegal Expenditures, Fraud by tochyano2: 6:17pm On Nov 01, 2018
That face u make when u see some $$$$ grin

PoliticsThis Is How Nigerian Present Problem Started...pics by tochyano2(op): 5:11pm On Oct 30, 2018
Here is the letter that recommended a maniac, an Islamic fundamentalist and a potential murderer into the army.

This was an error that led to the death of thousands of innocent Nigerians.

This is why I don't pray for murderers to remain alive for in their living is the death of others.

I would rather they transit quickly and meet God for others to live.

PoliticsRe: Soldiers And Shiite Members Clash Again In Abuja. Photos by tochyano2: 4:09pm On Oct 30, 2018
DeMaestro1:
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Am broke and I need help please, i would be appreciative if anyone can help a brother out.
No amount is too small.....
Don't you have a job? No I don't, but I have a business but things haven't been going well for a while and it's an agricultural based business.
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Thank you and God bless you all.
Pics or u don't have any biz grin
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Is Not The Problem ,but Nigerians Are.- By Marvelous Nnatu by tochyano2(op): 4:03am On Oct 23, 2018
BabaRamota1980:
Hmmm....oro kabiti lati enu omo nna.
I just observed that u only mastubate on nnamdi KANU and ipob related posts.
PoliticsNnamdi Kanu Is Not The Problem ,but Nigerians Are.- By Marvelous Nnatu by tochyano2(op):
"The Endless Hypocrisy & Psychological Blackmail of the Buharists, the Atikulators and the Obified Enablers on IPOB"
I waited to listen to Nnamdi Kanu's global broadcast before giving this piece of advice to our numerous ruinous and inarticulate opinion poll regulators whose recent vocation is mainly to attack and dissect his speech and body language to score cheap intellectual points as if they were not among the crowd that enabled the Buharimic success at the polls in 2015 with the same noisome blackmail against GEJ. It was this same illogical and tragic conjectures that is largely responsible for the ruination of a nation under the firm grip of despots, anarchists and Islamic militants masquerading as agents of change.
When Nnamdi Kanu was bombed out of his house late last year and held incommunicado for months many of us including this writer believed that a character like Kanu can't just disappear for months without talking to his IPOB members especially after the murder of his followers by Buhari. Many of us believed that it was either he was killed and buried like some of his followers or held in solitary confinement in an unknown location. We pointed accusing fingers at the army who had last contact with him. It was therefore good news to learn that he escaped the murderers. Unfortunately, his message yesterday was still hazy on how he left Nigeria and got to Israel. I don't think that he needed to tell Nigerians as this might compromise his personal security and those who may have aided his escape so for someone to accuse him for not revealing how he managed to stay alive against their wishes is plain witch hunting.
Recently, I saw many updates online regarding his whereabout after one year in confinement. I knew that some of these characters became interested in Kanu not out of love for him but to generated unnecessary traffic to portray them as lovers of decency and humanity. However, as soon as Nnamdi Kanu appeared many of such characters have gone back to their stock in trade. Since Kanu showed up they have made repeated updates maligning the same person they shed crocodile tears on their walls in a well organised campaign of calumny. What was his offense this time? He managed to stay alive while many of his comrades died. In other words he should have either died with his comrades or commit suicide in captivity.
That's Nigerians for you - white during the day black in the night, Atikulators in the morning while Tinubulators in the evening, sanctified in church unclean outside the church etc. It is recorded that it took God 7 days to finish creation but it seems that it must have taken God more than 7 days to create Nigerians. Our hypocrisy is legendary and the level of wickedness that occupies our space will make Satan turn green with envy.
Since that much awaited broadcast many of the recent AtikObified had been trying to force through this heinous narrative that it was the APC government that released Kanu to cause confusion in the next election tilted towards Atiku and Obi's success. In other words Kanu should keep quite as the the most important mission now is to remove Buhari. Another group believe that Buhari should be removed at all cost unless Nigerians want the killing to continue so the best thing to do at this moment is for Kanu to keep quite. These are mere speculations and the problem with these is that it would assume the element of truth if not checked. It is safe to say that if Atiku did not pick Obi to run as VP that many of you who currently Atikulating will still political proselytes. The reason for the current euphoria is because many believe that an Igbo man will have a shot as VP and I must warn you that you all got your calculations wrong. Obi and Atiku will not heal the pain nor cure the historical injustice plaguing Nigeria. On the other hand if your desire is just to see Buhari go then it is possible if he decides to go through pressure not because of your votes. As you well know in NigeNigeria, votes count for nothing but the people that counts the votes count.
Nevertheless it is necessary I take you down memory lane to dissect your lies line by line. Firstly, Nnamdi Kanu's struggle predates your moral detour with Buhari and Osibanjo and your recent romance with Atiku and Obi. In fact before the 2015 election Nnamdi Kanu deployed his radio Biafra to attack Buhari's Presidential ambition in a scathing personal attack. For example this statement was accorded to him:
“As they campaign vigorously for elec­tions, you would think, they are coming to grow the economy, en­throne justice, breed unity and tol­erance, love for one another.
No, they are coming to enthrone Hausa/Fulani supremacy, to reposi­tion the security agencies by sacking all competent hands and replace them with their kinsmen in order to drive their ethnic domination of the south. The Fulani herdsmen will be armed and encouraged to slaughter us with impunity and their masters will protect them.
They are coming to ensure that my people are enslaved forever. Those who do not believe me will soon see it happen before their eyes.
The Fulani will take over the en­tire south as a continuation of their age-long agenda to Islamize Eastern Nigeria. They will brazenly seize our land in pretence of creating grazing fields for the Fulani. Then the con­quest will be complete, we will be­come their serfs forever.”
If you carefully and dispassionately go through his comment above you would agree with me that Nnamdi Kanu fought more than many of you who are mere Facebook analysts but lack moral depth to say and stand for the truth except when it is convenient and fit for the exploitation of your political capital to suit your political Lords who many of you work for on Facebook. Most of you can be described simply as "anywhere bele face" political analysts who have done nothing to help your situation but found it very enterprising to lie against a man that put his life and career in line for his own people in your putrid attempt to sound intellectually engaging. Many of you who work in Nigeria especially Abuja, Lagos and PH etc who may have been direct beneficiaries of the corruption industry in Nigeria had the courage to keep lying and attacking a guy whose goals are higher than your delusional grandeur of an utopian Nigerian project that refused to crawl since independence. To you he is a scam, swindler, opportunitist etc because your expectation and your wish to see him dead was disappointed.
Let me remind you that in 2015 many of you came up with this lofty idea that a Buhari/Osibanjo ticket will destroy corruption. In your overzealous effort to score cheap political points you ridiculed and lampooned anyone that held contrary opinion. The same argument that propelled the emergence of Buhari is the same argument that is propelling the emergence of Atiku. It lacks substance devoid of any ideological leaning neither does it make common sense. The idea from many quarters was that Osibanjo would checkmate the excess of Buhari but we found out that this has completely backfired. Buhari is representing his constituency while Osibanjo is alone and naked. What then makes you think that Peter Obi would be different or you think that an Atiku who is power hungry will go against the interest of his primary constituency which is the North. How exactly do you want to factor an Atiku into your restructure project and does it help our short term and long-term goals?
The truth is that Atiku and Obi are simply a reaction to Buhari's failed integrity project and it would be wicked to force a Kalu to embrace your rudderless journey to political Golgotha.
The reason why you must accept that Kalu's agitation is at the heart of everything that is wrong with Nigeria can be clearly seen in the rudderless engagement in the National Assembly that failed to live up to her constitutional role. If the NASS is boisterous with life and tries to live up to its potency there wouldn't have bbeen a Buhari by now. Instead of wasting your data on people who collect millions of Naira every month for doing nothing you concentrate your hatred on an innocent man who is pursuing his own vision. The last time I checked it is the responsible of the national assembly to save Nigerians from tyrants like Buhari through impeachment. With all the numerous constitutional infractions coupled with the murder of Nigerians it is on record that not even one effort has been made to impeach Buhari yet people are consummated with hatred for Nnamdi Kanu who took the civil route to ask for referendum to come out of Nigerian abattoir.
I read many posts which posits that Nnamdi Kanu said that he is coming back with hell to Niger. Also he was accused of only mentioning the name of his dog as against the names of people that died trying to save him. This is another puerile conjecture meant to give a dog a bad name to hang him. Nnamdi Kalu does not need to come back to Nigeria with hell because more than 70% of Nigerians are already living in hell. A country where more than 20000 people died through terrorism led by Boko Haram and Fulani herdsmen while Nigerians still conduct their daily businesses as if nothing happened without a national protest to force the NASS to impeach Buhari is hell. A country where millions of Nigerians roam the streets scavenging on themselves for survival is hell. A country where more than 70% of her population live in extreme poverty is hell. A country where one is not guaranteed a job except he is connected with a big thief in government and a country where many of our girls had to sleep with Directors/CEOs to get employed is hell fire. Leave your comfort of your houses and drive through the suburbs and see people living in hell. If Boko Haram is not killing in thousands the Fulani herdsmen are killing in ten thousands. If one escapes military execution the police will gun the person down in their abattoir. If one escapes disease hunger will send the person to meet God very early. What type of hell will Kanu bring into Nigeria that will defeat the hell Nigerians created for themselves? He does not need to bring hell into Nigeria because Nigerians already created a hell for themselves.
Finally I share in your pains and I believe every person that still retains some sanity shares in your pain. Buhari must go but not by annihilating IPOB. By the way it was only IPOB to date that provided a ray of hope for your stunted restructuring until they were bombed out of Umuahia. Once Kanu left the agitation for even restructuring died prematurely. However, I must warn you that your scathing attacks on IPOB to build your political capital, justify your allowance and to maintain a balanced argument in an unbalanced and irrational country will eventually hurt you the way Buhari is hurting you now if we refuse to tow the line of decency and keep the argument at the middle of the road. In a country where Buhari pays millions of dollars to Boko Haram murderers and millions of dollars to Fulani herdsmen you must be mentally lazy to destroy your only tool of political negotiation. However, one vital hurdle you must overcome first of all is Buhari's killing machine which he has positioned to murder dissents during the 2019 election. You and I know that if Buhari rigs the election and writes a result to award himself victory that you will do nothing. You can only write long irrelevant essays on Facebook but the fraud will still stand the way it stood in Edo, Ekiti and Osun states. So how is your problem Nnamdi Kanu?
PhonesRe: MTN Introduces 4.5GB For N1200 For Independence Celebration by tochyano2: 12:35pm On Oct 01, 2018
Make una hold ur GB. Ayam enjoying my cheat
PoliticsRe: Olawepo Hashim: ANN Is Third Force by tochyano2: 8:01pm On Aug 22, 2018
shocked
SportsRe: Breaking: Rohr Drops Ola Aina And Agu In Nigeria’s World Cup Squad by tochyano2: 12:54pm On Jun 03, 2018
shocked
SportsRe: England Vs Nigeria Friendly - 2 - 1 (Full-Time) by tochyano2: 2:37pm On Jun 02, 2018
Nigeria 2:1England. Take note.sure banker grin
FamilyRe: Different Types Of Adults That Should Be Wished Happy Children’s Day (meme Colle by tochyano2: 12:44pm On May 29, 2018
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BusinessRe: Chief Obinna Iyiegbu Surprises His Staff With Brand New Lexus SUV by tochyano2: 8:31pm On May 24, 2018
Lexus jeep.not suv tongue

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