₦airaland Forum

Alhamdullilah!
Glory be to he the creator of mankind

May the peace and the blessing of Allah be upon he the messagenger of Allah (MUHAMMAD)

Na all the people way they nairaland u won mention?

Davido day go church?

OneManLegion:
Lool. Anebira

Yep bro i be confirm ebira. .

Wew! See better house!

Oh God let money fall on me. Biko arihini ayi begi!


Modified:

Wew! Ftc!

I promise ma self i'm gonna be on ftc today and here i am.



Dedicate this to all the niggies hustling out there including me.
May God bless our hustle like P.Square, alico dangote and other well meaniful Nigerians.

I pray our mama will eat the fruit of their labour before their demise.

Lala how e day be na? who i go send my account number to keh?

Pepe her p**sy
Beauty fall on her



Modified:

To the posters Above me na 6g network una day use?

Shae e flug am?

Even if na play e don flug am e don flug am be that so forget

Serious?

Me77:
Op, you're so dope to post this.

Ah ah 'Wish level be that na?

Well said!

Leh me go read the post i never read am before i comment

charlesluthor:
Sense fall on U.. Daft Ram

johnbuck81:
even d best rappers use the word "dope" in their lines... pls go home to mummy... mummy's boy.

What is this one saying?

I'm not sure you suck mumy breast for up to 3 months that's why your thinking is so low!

Go an suck more breast from mumy

refiner:
Ayam dope jare...it is not ur dope!

You dope gan!

Wehdon ma

johnbuck81:
forget that oyibo dictionary meaning...in the streets name person wey tight, Sabi,good at what he/she does...the street sef na were u dey learn something wey dem no fit teach u for school.

Bros pele o!

Street get dictionary?

davbravo:
My dictionary says otherwise:

-(uncountable) Any viscous liquid or paste, such as a lubricant, used in preparing a surface

-(uncountable) An absorbent material used to hold a liquid.

-uncountable aeronautics Any varnish used to coat a part, such as anairplane wing or a hot-air balloon in order to waterproof, strengthen, etc.

-uncountable slang Any narcotic or similar drug which produceseuphoria or satisfies an addiction; particularly heroin, although amphetamine, methamphetamine,


-uncountable slang Any illicit & opioid drug.uncountable slang Information.

-countable slang A stupid person.verb (dopes, doping; past doped, past participle doped)

-transitive slang To affect with drugs.(transitive) To treat with dope (lubricant, etc.).

-transitive electronics To add a dopant such as arsenic to (a puresemiconductor such as silicon).

-(slang) To use drugs.adjective (comparative doper, superlative dopest)
(slang) Great, amazing or extraordinary.

It has many meanings...so based on the bold text above , it can be used to describe a person... Go and upda[s][/s]te your dictionary....

My dictionary is up to date! !

ExpensiveG:
Op you no well.....

e get plenty meaning oooo. But dey meaning wey I like na

**DOPE ~ a STUPID person

Na wo for English, you go tell person dis word na gbese for your head oo


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Bros wish one come be i no well for this one na?
You want make i fall on you?

I'm happy for lala

Another food is on his table!

Aveg fellow NLanders make we join am on this one

Many of us think dope is used to describe something good or beautiful, but unfortunately dope means different thing entirely.
Check out the meaning of dope according to the dictionary!


Noun: dope
(pl. dopes
|dowp|
A street name for marijuana
= Mary Jane, gage, grass, green goddess, locoweed, pot, sens, sess, skunk, smoke, weed
An ignorant or foolish person
= boob, booby, dumbbell, dummy, pinhead
[American] Carbonated drink flavored with extract from kola nuts ('dope' is a southernism in the United States)
= cola
Slang term for inside information • is that the straight dope?
= low-down, poop, the skinny
Verb: dope
(dopes, doped, doping)
|dowp|
Take drugs to improve one's athletic performance
(electronics) add impurities to (a semiconductor) in order to produce or modify its properties • The resistors have been doped
(medicine) give a narcotic to • The athletes were doped by the coach before the race
= dope up
Derived
Noun: dopant, doper
Adjective: dopey, dopy
See also
dope off, dope up.



I thought i was dope before but now i ain't dope again!

Says who poverty is not a desease?

Read what P.Square has to say about poverty!

I swear poverty is a sin.


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When it finally hit front page i will come back and modify. ....


But for now
Sipin my cunu gegely

Whaaaaaaaaat? Make una lif our contry for us o
Enhe

As our babes no let their VG rest na waiting make guys they cooku go for NS be that coz e tight pass ring way we day put for hand efen if u Bleep am for 3yers.......

No quote me sha

Felix who did this to you?
Crying!! Felix who did this to you?
Crying!!

Na like this olosho business don grow reach? Soatae they com they use Under age girls do biz!

Isoket no problem.

agitator:
https://s18.postimg.org/gy8ofpqah/myre_1.gif If you no get work, I don give you one now.
Catch this spider.

Dude this post ain't for people like you!
Just gerout okay? Gerout!

Now get this straight
I am neither an anti biafran nor a pro biafran agitator, i'm just a concerned Nigerian that want a better future for the unborn Generation.
These are the few questions i have for both anti/pro biafran agitators and well meaningful Nigerians

1. Can biafra stand on it's own as a country?

2. What effect will biafra have on Nigeria if it is actualized?

3. What is going to be the relationship between biafra and
Nigeria if actualized?

4. What will be the official language of biafrans? Is it igbo or English?

5. If biafra is actualized what is going be the status of the igbos currently in Nigeria prison and other countries?

Lastly,

6. As we all know that 50% of Nigerians arrested for drug trafficking in Nigeria and other countries are igbos, how did biafra as a country tend to curb and handle the situation?

Bros no be today Africans they behind na

The way we black na so our sense too black gan :-XBros no be today Africans they behind na

The way we black na so our sense too black gan

Wuuuuu sayyyy?
Wish cain level be this one again na?
The guy man efen mention Naijeria for im statement!
This one na confirm gbege o

Here is the Six Greatest Lies we hear from our leaders everyday in Nigeria:

1. One Nigeria.
2. Bail is free.
3. The youths are the leaders of tomorrow.
4. Police is your friend
5. Everybody is equal before the law!
6. Nigeria is a giant of Africa.




Feel free to add yours!

Sport this car in my working place today with a hilarious advert.

Can't just do but take a shot. Nigerians sha we get tallent.

Fellow NLanders


Please help me critics this one bedroom building with toilet and kitchen.


tell me my errors because this is my first time of drawing a house plan.

And do not forget to rate me please

100% excellent

80% Very Good

70% Good

60% Above average

50% Average

40% You tried

30% Put more effort

20% Poor

10% Very poor

1% Quit Architecture and look for another proffession (not an option though)

Hello nairalanders.
Yessterday night i called my Girlfriend, as i we where talking she notice i'm somehow happy an ask what is it that is making me happy like this.
I told her it is because my mum cooked my favourite for me' she then ask where is her own just a form of play i said i kept it some where special for her but though she is to cook for my mother an not my mother to cook for her.
She just say hmmm an cut the call.
Though i did not call her back because i know the kind of person she is.
She call me early in the morning today that what i said yesterday got her angry that why will i say such a thing.

Really i don't know if what i said was wrong because as for me i did not see anything wrong in telling my Girlfriend probably my wife to be that she is the one to cook for my mother not my mother to cook for her just inform of joke and will get angry for that..

I don't know what she is thinking either it is not the right or not yet time to say that or she can't cook for her.
Please my fellow NLers did i said anything wrong or she is just over reacting? An secondly is this kind of girl who get angry at any slight mistake good for a wife? Because i am afraid as marriage is a life time engagement i don't want to fall in the wrong hand.

Please over look my blunders and help me with take away advice thanks!