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Health › Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Toktee(m): 9:35am On May 21, 2022
Nat404:
Do kegel exercise everyday and after couple of days, you would be fine.

I last more than two hours on bed before loading off.
Oga shift na even porn stars don't last that long.... Haba boss.
Health › Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Toktee(m): 9:34am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?
Minor thing
. Just contact me ASAP.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russian Special Forces Commando Oleg Shurygin Killed By Ukrainian Forces. by Toktee(m): 10:13pm On May 20, 2022
Igbofam2:
During a special operation in Ukraine , Oleg Shurygin, a special forces contract soldier from Ufa , was killed . This is reported by the authorities of the capital of Bashkiria.

The silovik served with the rank of senior warrant officer in the special forces detachment of the Russian Guard in the Republic of Bashkiria. The unit in which Oleg Shurygin served is stationed in the Ufa microdistrict Zaton and bears the name of General Minigali Shaimuratov.

At the end of 2021, part of the detachment went on a business trip to the Krasnodar Territory. A few weeks ago, the Shaymuratovites were brought into the zone of a special military operation in Ukraine.

Oleg Shurygin was mortally wounded on April 30. Having destroyed several opponents, he did not allow the military of Ukraine to enter the rear of the Russian military.

Farewell to the deceased in Ukraine will take place on May 12. He left behind a wife and two young children.

https://m.rosbalt.ru/russia/2022/05/11/1957205.html

Mynd44 Lalasticlala Seun
Good news.
Politics › Re: 30,000 Nigerian Youths Employed Under AFJP Programme Chaired By Osinbajo Lament by Toktee(m): 7:44pm On May 20, 2022
sundayoga:
Abdulkarim Abubakar Adamu, the National Chairman of FMARD enumerators in a statement said they were not fully paid their allowances since 2020 when they came in.
About 30,000 Nigerian youths and Ex-Npower beneficiaries hired as agriculture enumerators have cried out to the Nigerian government to pay their outstanding allowances.
Abdulkarim Abubakar Adamu, the National Chairman of FMARD enumerators in a statement said they were not fully paid their allowances since 2020 when they came in.
He said it was a sad thing for them to complete the programme and got dumped without being given the necessary entitlements.
Adamu added that several meetings had been held with the Special Adviser to the President on Agriculture in the Office of the Vice President, Dr. Andrew Kwasari, but nothing came out of it.
The statement read, “It is with a broken heart that we seek for justice from the Federal Government of Nigeria through the Federal Ministry of Agriculture and Rural Development to pay us our entitlement.
“It's exactly two years now since the federal government of Nigeria through the Federal Ministry of Agriculture and Rural Development engaged over 30,000 unemployed Nigeria youths (Exited Npower batch A and B volunteers) under a project tag “Agriculture for food and job plans (AFJP)” which is part of the Economic Sustainability Plan chaired by Vice President, Prof. Yemi Osinbajo, to serve as enumerators to register famers and their farmlands across the country.
“This was done with an agreement (engagement letter) that N500 will be paid per valid survey, on the agreement letter, it was stated that the payment will be made on trenches, 50% will be paid on weekly basis while the remaining 50% will be paid at the end of every month after the data have been validated.
“We excitedly began work, to search famers in our communities and close by villages to register and map the geospatial coordinates of their farmlands using an android application known as ODK Collect.
“Despite the challenges and risk of the work we keep pushing but they fail to meet with their agreement on both the payment of the Enumerators and provision of farm inputs (palliatives and loan) to the famers we registered as promised.
“We worked from June 2020 to December 2021, whereby some of us were paid for their 50% from June to November 2020 and some have not been paid a penny yet. We have tried our best to contact them through the provided media channels but all effort ended abortive. We then decided to form a leadership group that will contact and meet them both at national and state levels.
“The National Chairman in person of Abdulkarim Abubakar Adamu has been able to meet several times with the National coordinator of the project in person of Dr. Andrew Kwasari who is a special adviser to the president on Agriculture in the office of the Vice President; yet the story is always the same that we should be patient; we will be paid. No date.”
“From the record release by the AFJP office from June 2020 to December 2021 we have registered over 8million famers on the AFJP database. The federal government of Nigeria through the Federal Ministry of Agriculture should please pay us our hard-earned money.”

https://twitter.com/SaharaReporters/status/1527692243318067202?s=20&t=JJwqb3lj9fa8c1sppw02FQ[/quote]Ediot..
Did they complain when the program was under his office?


Can you tell us who's in control of the program?


Your hate for Osinbajo is very thick.
Politics › Re: Inuwa Sumaila - Why More PDP Delegates Have Chosen Saraki by Toktee(m): 7:40pm On May 20, 2022
grin
Golan007:
He did exceedingly well with Kwara state and Société Generale Bank.
grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Fired S300 Missiles At Israeli F16 In Syria by Toktee(m): 7:37pm On May 20, 2022
puremaker7:
Mumu man, did I ask you?
You are too timid pls no blame me. grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Islam Is Getting In Trouble, Sudan Is The First Country To Ban Islam by Toktee(m): 6:00pm On May 20, 2022
Am average Muslim is a potential terrorist.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Islam Is Getting In Trouble, Sudan Is The First Country To Ban Islam by Toktee(m): 5:58pm On May 20, 2022
There is one state in middle belt with zero tolerance for headslammers.. they dare not raise their voice there.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Fired S300 Missiles At Israeli F16 In Syria by Toktee(m): 5:52pm On May 20, 2022
puremaker7:
why the jet jakpa na?
The report said the Syrian military fired off dozens of anti-aircraft missiles, which have been largely ineffective at halting the hundreds of Israeli strikes on Syria in recent years.

However, this time the S-300 batteries also opened fire as the jets were departing the area, Channel 12 said. The report noted that Syria’s S-300 batteries are operated by the Russian military and cannot be fired without their approval.

The report said that the S-300 radar did not manage to lock onto the Israeli jets and thus did not present a serious threat to the IAF fighter jets.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Fired S300 Missiles At Israeli F16 In Syria by Toktee(m): 5:51pm On May 20, 2022
puremaker7:
why the jet jakpa na?
Go read again Lazinal... the jet concluded the mission.



How many times you hear say Israelites pilot shoot down?


They are the best in the world.



They are even rehearsing how to bomb Iran.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ukrainian Forces Destroy A Large Russian Convoy In Luhansk. (VIDEO) by Toktee(m): 5:44pm On May 20, 2022
Waiting for Putin Robots to come shout propaganda. grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia To Cut Natural Gas Supply To Finland From Saturday Morning by Toktee(m): 3:05pm On May 20, 2022
anonymous1759:
You’re just pained chai . China and India covers the entire Europe tongue in terms of population
Now I see your level of understanding. grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia To Cut Natural Gas Supply To Finland From Saturday Morning by Toktee(m): 1:12pm On May 20, 2022
ken6488:
Any proof

I don't understand

When Russia profits tripled

Russia rubble increase more than pre war value and the best performing currency currently


So tell me who is in ruin eu and USA where prices are rising or a relative stable Russia?


grin You propangada has been exposed
A closer look, however, shows that the sanctions are taking a bite out of Russia's economy:

— The country is enduring its worst bout of inflation in two decades. Rosstat, the state's economic statistic agency, said inflation last month hit 17.3%, the highest level since 2002. By comparison, the International Monetary Fund expects consumer prices in developing countries to rise 8.7% this year, up from 5.9% last year.

— Some Russian companies have been forced to shut down. Several reports say a tank manufacturer had to stop production due to the lack of parts. U.S. officials point to the closing of Lada auto plants — a brand made by Russian company Avtovaz and majority-owned by French automaker Renault — as a sign of sanctions having an effect.

— Moscow's mayor says the city is looking at 200,000 job losses from foreign companies shutting down operations. More than 300 companies have pulled out, and international supply chains have largely shut down after container company Maersk, UPS, DHL and other transportation firms exited Russia.

— Russia is facing a historic default on its bonds, which will likely freeze the country out of the debt markets for years.

Meanwhile, Treasury officials and most economists urge patience that sanctions take months to have full effect. If Russia can't get appropriate amounts of capital, parts or supplies over time, that will cause even more factories and businesses to shut down, leading to higher unemployment.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia To Cut Natural Gas Supply To Finland From Saturday Morning by Toktee(m): 1:07pm On May 20, 2022
ken6488:
Any proof

I don't understand

When Russia profits tripled

Russia rubble increase more than pre war value and the best performing currency currently


So tell me who is in ruin eu and USA where prices are rising or a relative stable Russia?


grin You propangada has been exposed
Russia has been forcefully yanked out of the global financial system. So the entire structure of the economy is going to change," said Tatiana Orlova at Oxford Economics.

"We are going to see an uptick in white collar unemployment as foreign companies and banks are leaving, but companies are also withdrawing from sectors such as retail that employed cheap labour."

Over 600 companies have announced their withdrawal from Russia since the invasion hit, according to the Yale School of Management, though many will pay employees for a few months.

With McDonalds having employed more than 60,000 staff, French carmaker Renault 45,000 and retailer Ikea with 15,000, Orlova calculates that Western firms' departure will directly cause the loss of approximately one million jobs.

Western embargoes on Russian exports, if implemented, may force mining and oil firms to lay off staff, Orlova said.

The number of people looking for jobs rose by nearly a tenth in the week to April 10 compared with the week before Feb. 24, online recruitment platform HeadHunter said . The number of job openings fell by more than a quarter.

Samuel Smith, Kyryliuk's former employer, confirmed via e-mail it had ceased exporting to Russia after the invasion, adding: "We have no intention of supplying any of our bottled beers to Russia under the current regime."
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia To Cut Natural Gas Supply To Finland From Saturday Morning by Toktee(m): 1:06pm On May 20, 2022
ken6488:
China and India will take over
The duty of the entire Europe?


How old are thou?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia To Cut Natural Gas Supply To Finland From Saturday Morning by Toktee(m): 1:01pm On May 20, 2022
Igbofam2:
Those ones are desperate to feel good about anything Russia. They will twist and turn and fabricate even when the the lie is calling them liars literally grin
grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia To Cut Natural Gas Supply To Finland From Saturday Morning by Toktee(m): 1:01pm On May 20, 2022
anonymous1759:
Other countries is gearing up to replace Europe grin
Countries are gearing up to replace Europe as a continent...


Countries replaced Europe as a continent.?


You go school so?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia To Cut Natural Gas Supply To Finland From Saturday Morning by Toktee(m): 12:58pm On May 20, 2022
Igbofam2:
We are saying A you are busy saying Z.

Russia will lose the entire Europe and it's happening already.

Finland has joined Bulgaria, Lithuania, Estonia etc
Germany will disconnect by the end of the year grin

Finland was even doing Russia a favour by buying gas from them before...They never really needed it because they had alternatives which already existed. However they are now fully connecting to the Norwegian gas pipeline which is currently being constructed through the Baltic states and beyond.

However they are currently good when it comes to gas supply
Putin robots Will not see any proof you posted here.


Funny breeds.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia To Cut Natural Gas Supply To Finland From Saturday Morning by Toktee(m): 12:56pm On May 20, 2022
ken6488:
Putin has opened our eyes

That Putin know exactly how to deal with the west
How is he dealing with the west?



Putin is on his knees at the moment.


The economy is in jeopardy.



How is he dealing with the west?
Family › Re: I Need Help.... Marriage Counselor In The House by Toktee(m): 12:48pm On May 20, 2022
Kasaliola:
Good evening house... please I need your help.. if there is any marriage counselor or therapist. This could be lengthy and lot of typo... Please forgive me.. I open a new account for this.

I Am a father of two.. have been dating my wife since 2009, before we got married in 2014. But before the we got married we have been a love birds whereby everybody loves the way we cuddled ourself..

Its started in 2011 before I rented my first apartment, my parents didn't want me to marry her and her parents too, especially her big brother and sisters.. though it caused a lot of commotion then. But thank God they allowed cuz we forcefully told them we are meant for each other, I even speak bad words to my mother then, saying If I don't marry her in ur present I will marry her in her absent, those words hurt so dearly so she has to leave me and go ahead with my plans. And same thing with my wife family.

In 2012 I rented my own apartment and started living me.. I can't forget the very first day I raise my hands on her, I felt ashame of my self.. I don't care what she does or say then.. but I regretted doing so, I cried at the middle of the road cuz I don't know what came over me.

The only problem I have with her is that she swings mood. Always moody everytime and my parents noticed this when they come around and when she went to thier place..
This made me beat her plus the ways she disrespected me.. after doing this shameful thing, I will now come back to my senses and started begging her. I even beat her this Sunday.. all I want is someone to talk to on how I can stop this beating.. how I can tolerate her lifestyle... Am so mad and ashamed of my self.. if help me...

Thank you
It's has been 11yrs now that I married my Uromi babe with two kids... I have never given her reason to cry talk less of beating her... wait on, who does that?


What sort of man are you?

Let me tell you something about women, I mean married women not all this olosho on nairaland... Women are like computer... garbage in garbage out.. you reap what you sowed.



What do you normally tell her during argument determine her response.


Respect....... If you are someone that demand too much respect and give none you will have issue in marriage.



Many people copy the act of hitting women from their father, did your father in the habits of beating your mother?


Grow up, respect your wife..

If you demand too much respect from her give her same, always remember that she's not your house help but your wife.


Mood swings of a thing is due to your attitudes towards her, was she like that during dating?

Why now?

We're you in the habits of hitting her during courtship?



Bro, the mood swings emanate from the fact that she's regretting her action marrying you... Wife beater.

Finally, you disrespected your mother because of vagina,maybe she said ok enjoy the marriage make I see. grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia To Cut Natural Gas Supply To Finland From Saturday Morning by Toktee(m): 12:34pm On May 20, 2022
ken6488:
Since they are prepared already why the wailing
where do you see them wailing?


They cut electricity yet nothing happened.


Putin is a failure.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia To Cut Natural Gas Supply To Finland From Saturday Morning by Toktee(m): 12:32pm On May 20, 2022
Igbofam2:
Notice the dates on the attached? grin cheesy

Finland knows Russia too well so were prepared for this in advance grin

Like I said, focus on your garri and groundnuts in your 5 by 5 cubicle
Comrade take it easy.... It's not easy to educate someone with dead brain. grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia To Cut Natural Gas Supply To Finland From Saturday Morning by Toktee(m): 12:30pm On May 20, 2022
Hanibbal:
Good cheesy
All of them go collect.
Who the lose customers?


Monopoly is not even good.


Other countries are gearing up to replace Russia ASAP.
Family › Re: Real Reason Women In Nigeria Pray For Husband by Toktee(m): 11:55am On May 20, 2022
JovialJune:
So how is it your business if they seek for financial and social security?

Does it affect your existence you this online ranters?

Are the men marrying these sets of ladies complaining?

The less privileged people are also getting married, what are the women marrying these ones seeking for then since money is not involved?

Una no dey tire with this your Lamentations?

If it hurts you so much that women marry because of blablabla, you men can marry yourselves na, e no hard....
Invalid point made out of anger.
Romance › Re: I Am Sexually Attracted To Guys Younger Than My Age! by Toktee(m): 9:40pm On May 19, 2022
Nikrose:
After reading a post on the front page about a 19yrs old boy marrying a 39yrs old woman, I love it and I find it sweet, romantic and sexy!!!kiss

I don't really want to be in a serious relationship now but I think I am now attracted to boys younger than my age cry

Not little boys of under 18! And I am not a peodophile!
E be like say you be small body with big engine. grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia-Ukraine War: US re-opens Embassy In Kyiv Three Months After Closure by Toktee(m): 9:12pm On May 19, 2022
tonididdy:
The way you have being wanking with my monicker all day long!
The deed has being done....mauripol is a goal.
YOU WISH...
A Ukrainian commanders still inside the Azovstal plant vows that the "fight continues"

While hundreds of Ukrainian soldiers have left the Azovstal plant this week, there are likely still hundreds inside the besieged complex on the edge of Mariupol — and they appear to include some senior commanders.

One of them is Maj. Bohdan Krotevych, chief of staff of the Azov Regiment. Over the past few days, he has posted on his social media accounts frequently, talking about military tactics and the fight ahead for Ukraine, but not about what might happen to him.

In a post Wednesday, he suggested that he would not be surrendering, saying that "the fight continues."

Russia's defense ministry said over 1,700 Ukrainian soldiers have surrendered at the Azovstal steel plant in Mariupol since May 16. Meanwhile, a Ukrainian military official said the evacuation of the plant continues, and he believes Russia will uphold its word to treat soldiers according to international law. The International Committee of the Red Cross said it has registered hundreds of Ukrainian prisoners of war who have left the plant.

In one Instagram post, Krotevych told his fellow fighters: "The war is not over, the full-scale war has just begun. You will have to become commanders and take control, or run away and then you will suffer even greater losses."
Krotevych said that "Russia, like the United States, was accustomed to fighting against much weaker countries, and every problem was solved by massive artillery shelling or air raids. We are weaker in military potential, but the self-confidence of the enemy is our trump card."

Another one of the Azov Regiment officers still in the steel plant issued a short video statement Thursday evening.

Sviatoslav Palamar, Azov’s deputy commander, said: "My command and I are on the territory of the Azovstal plant. An operation is underway. I will not give any details. I’m grateful to the whole world and to Ukraine for support. I will be seeing you!"

Palamar provided no further indication of what the operation might be.

Some Russian politicians have proposed that Azov commanders be tried as war criminals if they are detained. Russian state media frequently refers to them as "neo-Nazis" and militant nationalists.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia-Ukraine War: US re-opens Embassy In Kyiv Three Months After Closure by Toktee(m): 9:10pm On May 19, 2022
chopnaira:
If it doesnt favour Putin, putin arse lickers shout propaganda.
they denied this same report here..
Putin fans are brainless.
Politics › Re: Pictures Of Osinbajo In Kano by Toktee(m): 11:16am On May 19, 2022
Buharifan:
Osinbajo deserves NOT to be President of a multi-religious, multi-ethnic country like Nigeria.

In fact GEJ far better than this man.
you are a terrorist.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Split Within NATO by Toktee(m): 8:54am On May 19, 2022
railone:
Turkey and Greece

US and France

Members refusal to meet the 2% GDP defense expenditure.

Read first and learn
Look at you... France and US was it of recent that Australia cancelled the deal it had with France concerning nuclear submarine which the US supply the sub instead?
This issue was also resolved.

Turkey and Greece was as a result refugees and turkey interest in its ambition to search for mineral resources in the Mediterranean Sea which Greece considered to be within its exclusive economic zone.



But it was also resolved.



What else?


You lots want to see a splitted NATO which is impossible.
Politics › Re: Hausa Community Seeks Reversal Of Okada Ban, Promises Sanwo-Olu Massive Votes by Toktee(m): 7:53am On May 19, 2022
Advocate500:
is your blood and that of your immediate family that will be spilt, what sort of useless and stupid prayer is this?
He said what every other person is saying... take it or regret later.
Politics › Re: Hausa Community Seeks Reversal Of Okada Ban, Promises Sanwo-Olu Massive Votes by Toktee(m): 7:51am On May 19, 2022
Tonypens48:
Let all Hausa riding bikes in Lagos be documented with means of identification and verifiable address then the governor can consider lifting the ban. A situation where you have characters without tag commits a crime and vanish into thin should not be encouraged.
Don't be surprised if this order is reversed oo... You know uncle Tinubu is ready to do anything it takes. Higher Hausa community go call uncle bat; the bat will call his child too, the rest is history

Sanwo Olu is weak undecided undecided





Kindly check my signature below for your Academic research service, Assignments, Projects, content writing, etc...
No they should go back to their hellhole called North which is infested by terrorism and terrorists minded people like El rufai etc.


The world is moving on Okada should be banned Permenatly.

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