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Romance › Re: “my Boyfriend Broke Up With Me Because I Asked Him To Do This Before S*x” – Girl by Toktee(m): 10:01am On Jun 03, 2022
people don't even wash their hands with soap when they are about to eat, talk more of finger In the promised land angry
How safe is the hole?

Sometimes you will insert finger in there and brings out yogurt..


No matter how pussssy clean it must smell one kind.


NO BE ME TALK , THIS ACCOUNT IS HACKED.
Romance › Re: “my Boyfriend Broke Up With Me Because I Asked Him To Do This Before S*x” – Girl by Toktee(m): 9:58am On Jun 03, 2022
XhosaNostra:
She should forget it. He sounds crazy if something as insignificant as this can cause him to go on a barrage of insults.
A woman will always support her gender, why na?

Did you know i can react the same way, is that how the boyfriend Is dirty?

We have to think before talking pls.
Politics › Re: Farooq Kperogi: Tinubu Is Attacking Buhari Because He Won't Be President by Toktee(m): 9:53am On Jun 03, 2022
PrinceOfLagos:
Tinubu will it be president
Of Lagos State landlords association. grin
Politics › Re: Farooq Kperogi: Tinubu Is Attacking Buhari Because He Won't Be President by Toktee(m): 9:52am On Jun 03, 2022
Joezinho:
Kperogi, Reno Omokri and FFK are cut from the same fabric of utter cluelessness.

These guys shouldn't even be discussing politics with sound minds in the first place (especially that FFK who is at best useful as a tap-dancer for Buhari).
Because he hit ur master ahbi?
Politics › Re: Farooq Kperogi: Tinubu Is Attacking Buhari Because He Won't Be President by Toktee(m): 9:51am On Jun 03, 2022
Politics › Re: Is Tinubu Ready For This Fight He Has Started ? by Toktee(m): 9:47am On Jun 03, 2022
OkoroBufo:
He surely will by Monday. City Boy all the way!

-Okoro bufo
Get ready with a bucket that can contain enough tears. grin
Politics › Re: Is Tinubu Ready For This Fight He Has Started ? by Toktee(m): 9:46am On Jun 03, 2022
A Muslim rule komot you want make we vote another Muslim who have never voice out against bandits and the killings of Christians in Nigeria.

Nonsense.
Politics › Re: Is Tinubu Ready For This Fight He Has Started ? by Toktee(m): 9:44am On Jun 03, 2022
OkoroBufo:
When Atiku & Ribadu contested under ACN, the party was still fresh off as newly formed and he had a long litigation process reclaiming the mandates stolen by OBJ across the SW states. ACN became stabilized after 2012 and then started expanding.
Who knew Buhari in the south before Tinubu rescued him?.
Has Buhari ever won in the South?..
Tinubu hired Obama's political strategist for Buhari, flew him to Chattam house, rebranded him as a repentant democrat and invested heavily in social media caimpaign. Buhari was totally written off in the entire south as a dictator and a religious and tribal supremacist. We can still witness the SS and SE still using it against him till date, they hate him. But Tinubu led the SW to rally behind him. Buhari had only won in the core muslim north of NW & NE, also failing woefully
in NC.
I'm very happy that Tinubu is putting the record straight and I dare Buhari and anyone close to him to dispute the fact. When they say Northerners cannot be trusted as history has shown, it's getting clearer. Betrayers won't end well.

-Okoro bufo
He should use same strategies to win himself the ticket na.
Politics › Re: Is Tinubu Ready For This Fight He Has Started ? by Toktee(m): 9:40am On Jun 03, 2022
MASTAkiLLAh:
I watched a video of Tinubu in Ogun state yesterday where he made disparaging comments against President Buhari and other politicians including the Ogun state governor.

There's freedom of speech I agree but Tinubu should remember that politicians are a very vindictive specie of human beings, you might be the one who brought them to power but insulting them might force them to exercise that power on you.

So my question once again, is Tinubu ready for this fight he started? He who comes to equity must come with clean hands.
As the days to primary election draw nearer Tinubu is not seen any chamces of making it through hence the need to make noise... Especially that thing they are mentioning, I mean consensus candidate.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Finland Compares NATO Delay To ‘purgatory’ by Toktee(m): 9:34pm On Jun 02, 2022
There's no such a place or thing as purgatory.
Romance › Re: Men, Tell Us The Truth, What Do You Think When You See A Fine Girl? (photo) by Toktee(m): 9:31pm On Jun 02, 2022
marenx:
Men, Tell us the truth, what do you think when you see a fine girl? You think of penetration or what?

What men think when they say This is a fine girl

See these pictures. You know what you think. Tell us.

1. https://www.bellanaija.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Natural-Hair-Bellanaija-June2014.jpg


2. https://www.bellanaija.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Harriet-Edide-The-Most-Beautiful-Girl-in-Niger-Delta-January-2014-BellaNaija-021.jpg

picture source: Bellanaija
Am always like...... Behind that beauty lies her true colours..... And as she pretty so am sure she will lack characters.
Family › Re: Out Of Rage, I Hit My Mum Yesterday! by Toktee(m): 6:07am On Jun 02, 2022
Savagr:
idi*t
A calm father doesn't make he allows do anything you want.
Slowp*k*,B*st*d
When you write better English I will be able to answer you.


I have have antidote for born throwaway like you.

Very soon you will start drilling her hole.
Business › Re: Share Your Loan Experience by Toktee(m): 3:34pm On May 30, 2022
I borrowed 100k from a friend of over 17 years promised to be paying 20k monthly, have been paying since January but last two month was not easy for me cos of family issues so I paid 10k, na so my friend stop visiting meor even a call o.... Thank God na 10k remain to pay by June ending.


Ah no even get liver to own person.
Business › Re: Share Your Loan Experience by Toktee(m): 3:31pm On May 30, 2022
MarkBenn:
It was early this year when I returned to school,a very good and close friend of mine also my course mate told me how his rent was Due and the Landlady giving him just a week to move out, since he was aware I just received my final year school fees from my sponsor,he pleaded with me to assist him with part of the money which was almost More than half of my school fees with promised to pay back at the end of the month,at first I never wanted to give him considering the fact that if I don't get the money back from him there is no way I can pay my fees anymore, but being the only good friend I had in school I keep having the thought of how good we have been to each other I decided to lend him the money, but till date I'm about to graduate he has refused to pay back the money, the sad part of it is that he spends money on women daily even in my presence but anytime I remind him of my money and how I need to pay my school fees he will tell me there is no money.
Humans are extremely wicked.
If na for my school that guy no go graduate except you no report him to school security.
Romance › Re: Pls Help Am I Loosing My Boyfriend by Toktee(m): 3:09pm On May 30, 2022
Shalommy:
Babygirl go on 14days fasting and prayer, he'll change. Chaii
The fault is not from the guy but her parents..

they don't like the guy cos he's not from a rich family.


Let him tell her exactly what they said to him when she left him with them to go get something for him.
Crime › Re: Us-made Microchips Found In Captured Russian Weapons: Report by Toktee(m): 2:38pm On May 30, 2022
Where Putin puppets and bots.
Nairaland General › Re: How Can I Get 500,000 Naira To Start A Business? by Toktee(m): 11:02pm On May 29, 2022
[quote author=Dopequeen post=113292988]I have a business plan, I want to start a business but lack of funds is the problem I'm facing. The estimate of starting the business is 500,000 naira but I don't know how I'll get it. I have no family member to help me, I've been in deep thought so I decided to post on nairaland. Someone should help me out since the labour market does not favour me, I really need help.[/quote/]

Family › Re: I Had A Fight With My Married Younger Brother, I refused to Apologise by Toktee(m): 7:12pm On May 29, 2022
Barrister026:
kid is not an achievement, besides we not in any competition
I love my brother, it's just his character from day one he always stubborn my eldest bro is the cool headed type that tolerate alot. but me I noi dey gree..
sometimes I throway face, but today is different
You are right... just like single ladies here that had kids out of wedlock.

Any young man that have kid/kids out of wedlock is irresponsible.


Anyone that quote me,insult me.... may Amadioha strike you.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Vladimir Putin May Already Be Dead With Body Double Taking His Place, MI6 Chiefs by Toktee(m): 7:06pm On May 29, 2022
treatise:
The Russian leader's death would be kept secret “for weeks, if not months” according to intelligence sources amid increasing speculation that Putin is "very ill" and receiving cancer treatment

MI6 sources claim Vladimir Putin may already be dead amid speculation about the Russian leader's health.

The Daily Star reports that a body double may have been used for recent appearances, as Kremlin cronies would be keen to cover up his death in an attempt to cling on to power.

There have been rumours that the warmonger's health has been deteriorating in recent months, with his face appearing bloated and observer's questioning whether the 69-year-old might have blood cancer.

Senior MI6 bosses say the Russian president has been seriously ill recently, but that his death would likely be covered up..

Recent media appearances had very probably been pre-recorded, a source said, while speculating that his appearance at the Moscow Victory Day Parade earlier this month could have been a body double.

One intelligence source: “Putin is very ill and when he dies his death will be kept secret for weeks, if not months.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/vladimir-putin-dead-russia-ukraine-27093054.amp
I noticed that of recent, the present Putin face looked swollen... Just take a closer look..
Politics › Re: Northerners Mention The Only Candidate In APC That Can Defeat Atiku by Toktee(m): 6:48pm On May 29, 2022
Back2Daura:
If the apc gives a yoruba the igbos will support atiku. Atiku will win South East South South and North Central ,East and west and get Igbo votes too from the west. That is if atiku picks a South eastner this time again as vp. Obi will not be looked up to but if he goes for a South South igbos all over will go for a yoruba, as they didn't support the igbos for their quest for presidency. A southeastern and atiku is the ticket
Which North Central?

We had enough from Fulani for that reason we are going to reject head spammers this time.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Captures 3 More Territories In Ukraine As Fierce Battle Rages In The East by Toktee(m): 1:45pm On May 29, 2022
Blake755:
Help me tell am other nations are getting to realize that US is now a toothless bulldog cheesy wink
Jow is US tooth less?

By trying to avert nuclear war made her tooth less rights?


America is still world power, know that and have peace.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Captures 3 More Territories In Ukraine As Fierce Battle Rages In The East by Toktee(m): 1:42pm On May 29, 2022
frowland:
A 4,000 year old country afraid of US? You guys are funny to be honest.
Which country is 4000 yrs?

And it's by age?


Let China try to imitate that madman I Kremlin called Putin and see.
Politics › Re: Catholic Priest, Hyacinth, Wins Benue APC Governorship Ticket by Toktee(m): 7:12pm On May 28, 2022
slimmoney:
we on the same page bro, i wasn't the person u earlier quoted.
grin
Politics › Re: Catholic Priest, Hyacinth, Wins Benue APC Governorship Ticket by Toktee(m): 5:49pm On May 28, 2022
Nwaajasa:
What do you want the lord Bishop to talk again, he has suspended him. What you supposed ask now is who will be his first lady or first lady of Benue State if he wins the general election
There's no need for that, they are useless as far as Benue state is concerned....


What have the previous ones including that of Jonathan did to touch lives?


They are just a yardstick for siphoning government funds.
Politics › Re: Catholic Priest, Hyacinth, Wins Benue APC Governorship Ticket by Toktee(m): 5:46pm On May 28, 2022
slimmoney:
can u please tell us the constitutional role of a first lady in a state?
I was answering you.. and I asked her role?

Why throw the question back to me?


Who first Lady epp?
Politics › Re: Catholic Priest, Hyacinth, Wins Benue APC Governorship Ticket by Toktee(m): 5:23pm On May 28, 2022
Praktikals:
Priest kwa? If he wins, who will be the first lady?
what's b is the role of the first Lady?



Unreliable species.
Politics › Re: Catholic Priest, Hyacinth, Wins Benue APC Governorship Ticket by Toktee(m): 5:22pm On May 28, 2022
toobusy:
A priest shouldn't mingle with partisan politics,if he has chosen to be a politician,let him be,if he wants to work in the lord vineyard,let me focus on it,no one servers two masters at a time
says who?
Which part of the Bible?
Foreign Affairs › Re: 115 Russian National Guard Soldiers Sacked For Refusing To Fight In Ukraine. by Toktee(m): 4:50am On May 28, 2022
Foreign Affairs › Re: 115 Russian National Guard Soldiers Sacked For Refusing To Fight In Ukraine. by Toktee(m): 4:48am On May 28, 2022
Malory:
Another stale propaganda from the Russia hating OP. Maybe Russia denied him Visa in the past
Look at this bot always saying the same things he's program to say..
Travel › Re: Buying A House In Uk by Toktee(m): 4:43am On May 28, 2022
tuto:
Dear All,

I need a sincere and candid advise on how to buy a house in UK,
i want to know if 50M can buy a house in UK?

For now, I just want to buy it but dont know how to go about it, also how do I gain acess to the house visa wise.
Please advise.

Thanks
Good morning boss... Good luck for the search.. Me I need just small part of the money.

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