₦airaland Forum

juniour4u:
As we patietly await the launching of tstv and end the skyrocketing prices of dstv subscription, it doesn't really seems like tstv will lunch tomorrow . Because I've seen reports that that they wanted to lunch in july but they failed but I still fears that history will probably repeat itself. From the report that cabals who owns shares in dstv will not let tstv lunch see the light of the day.
So guys your honest thought, from the look thinhs did you really think tstv will lunch tomorrow?

Hoping for the best and expecting the worst,
Are they gonna drop the bomb or not!

emmapowerful:
Remember that Nnamdi Kanu, a true Igbo man,
rejected Nigeria's billions and oil wells.
Remember that Ndigbo home and abroad
have the financial muscle to fund Biafra.

Ndigbo didn't trade Biafra for money in the 1960s.
Ndigbo won't trade Biafra for zillions now or in the future.
That is why the Nigerian government got so desperate
and attacked Nnamdi Kanu in his home.
Prior to that, he had challenged them
to defeat him with superior argument and not by force of arms.
The rest they say is history.

hello!
please spare me any cock and bull story!
Who promised Nnamdi Kanu oil wells and billions?
You think "The Jubril from Sudan" in Aso Rock has the time and mind to negotiate that with Kanu?

ScotFree:
What kind of useless photographer is this? You no know your job?? Who snaps the behind?

lol!

You wanna see something?

Turn your phone to view the front part of the ladies.

Happy birthday to Aresejabata!

emmapowerful:
Thank you able barrister.
The Nigerian federal government and the Nigeria Army must
Bring Back Our Boy
Nnamdi Kanu
[color=crimson]or pay the N300million to the sureties
and £20million in damages to IPOB and Nnamdi Kanu's family[/color].

You people don't need biafra again, na money you want

Business don start be that o.
Ndigbo are so business minded and I like it.
They can trade anything for money

DBanj was sounding matured with the response.

"aro" vote!

Only OAU peeps can understand that meaning of "aro"!

Ugoeze2016:
Things we do for fun in Naija

Train is different from train o!

This being talked about is a fast moving train at a speed of 160km/hr. Not Nigerian trains moving at an average speed of 50km/hr.

Like telling Buhari not to apply the 97%/5% formula for appointment again!

The woman looks like Mama Put inside the plane.
This doesn't seem like they smuggled in the food.

GloriaNinja:
SHE IS REALLY SLOWLY LOSING THE PUFF PUFF ON HER FACE, HER BODY IS NORMAL, MEDIA OVER-EXAGGERATED HER WEIGHT.

Media didn't over exaggerate her weight.

The media helped the baby by alerting the parent to watch the size of the baby before getting outta hand.

I am so happy Seyi Law and his wife did a thorough work on the baby. The weight is normal now.

Nutase:
E no concentrate u

Molar or Mass Concentrate?

In other word, the woman will start furcking herself!

Two foolish goats!

What brings you together will soon divide you!

ibe123:
worthless nincapoo from a cursed and poverty striken family do u call N100 data u purchased as a result of oshi a great achievement. kid go n check ur post utme result to see if u fail woefully and stop spewing trash here.

Almost everyone that knows me here know I am an alumnus of OAU. You think everyone is like you?

Even if it is 100naira card daily, don't you think your father being able to acquire 100naira daily, would have saved him of being awarded the chieftaincy title, Obi of the paupers, in your state?

darlenese:
tennis ke , that's a bouncing ball.

I didn't say it is a tennis ball.
I was only supposing what the guy could have intended saying.

One hyena is run away to hide.
Nnamdi Kanu!

ibe123:
yes not every body are poor like u and ur otele father and ur nnegi in nigeria by the way u are rich and every minute of the day u are on nairaland spewing trash ozu nkita like u.

Imbec¡le!

Don't you think I am so rich to have afforded the daily data to float online every second on nairaland?
Poverty is definitely your fathers surname!

anuoluwapo884:
Obafemi nice one

nice one!
I got that!

Orobo2Lekpa:
No Golf ball. if you cut the outer white casing of a golf ball, that is what you get
Tennis balls are hollow inside

Are you sure?

This ball I know is bigger than a golf ball o.

The situation of most NYSC camps make them look fake to me.
I recommend that they close all of the down.

Orobo2Lekpa:
wow! very Nostalgic, from Golf balls

Interesting but not interesting enough to make from page
I doubt if Lalasticlala or whatever they call him or her would be very much interested in this

Wish you good look

FTC BTW

That is not golf ball!

I supposed you wanted to say Tennis ball.

hehh!

The light ball made from rubber tree!

So soft and light that if you kicked it then, it wouldn't move far and the direction would be affected by wind.

awa:
All we want to hear from them is total reconcilation...

dem dey fight before?

ibe123:
those villagers will feed u and ur whole generation to come and d will also delivered u from the mud toilet u currently living by a mansion for u.enjoy ur stay in a third world country with zoo animals as its inhabitants.

imbec¡le!

Everyone wey dey outside Nigeria na rich person?
Everyone wey dey inside Nigeria na e be pauper like your father and his ancestors?

got get sense boy!

Mature wives
Immature husbands!
All for media stunts

Mature wives,

Immature husbands.

All for media stunts!

some women are callous!

It will be better, giving the woman the same treatment.

oluwaniyi66:
Thank you very much as you render assistance.

where is it?

Cool!
Hope all their entitlements have also been given to their families?

Still borders on the University-Polytechnic rivalry!

Make dem move this to Joke Section jare