₦airaland Forum

Ronaldo is seriously preparing for his retirement.

He has foresight!

UnknownT:
Ehyah.... Those years of NTA AM Express, with Sadiq Daba, late Yinka Craig, Katherine Edoho ( Frank Edoho's ex-wife), and Miriam Anazodo (Charles Anazodo of Supersports wife)

7am to 9am then

I love the crew then

No idiot can stop us from putting on Biafra insignia. We are IPOB, we don’t look for trouble if you look for our own we will give it back to you.
“Go and tell that thing they brought back called Buhari, he is a cartoon, you only see the back of his head and not his face. They said he was watching football match..

At first, he said Buhari wouldn't come back from UK cos he has become bedridden.

Later, he said plastic surgery was done on a Sudanese and taught Buhari's mannerism.

Now, he is saying Buhari is a cartoon watching a TV.

Why is this boy called Nnamdi Kanu unstable?
Kuje isn't a nice place to be for months.

MalcoImX:
He missed it by about 11,000 sq km, which is fair for somebody speaking without any reference.
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The state is UK + (Denmark) (or Switzerland).
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Denmark or Switzerland each has about 41, 000 sq km.
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UK 242,500 + 40,000 = 283, 500 sq km

NE = 272,365

bravo bro!

RoyalBlak007:
Good girls are going extinct these days...

Next 25months...tops! and they'll all be gone.....off the face of the earth

There are still many good girls. Just that the bad ones are the ones we come across disturbing the social media, updating different status and uploading sifferent pictures daily. And Social media is our major place of meeting and also a place we visit often.
The good girls on social media are hardly active.

Our attachment to social media has made us to forget there are lives outside the social media, making us to generalize.

Barondenigeria:
On the comparative sizes of the North east and the Uk, the vice president technically misspoke
Posted on September 7, 2017 by Frontline Intel

Prof. Yemi Osinbajo



Jonathan Moore

Following a report credited to Nigeria’s vice president Prof. Yemi Osinbajo as published on punchng.com, a Nigerian online news portal.

‘In trying to police the North-East, the Federal Government was dealing with a vast country whose size was equivalent of the whole of the United Kingdom and Denmark or Switzerland.

The Vice-President said, “I was speaking to the UK Foreign Minister (Boris Johnson) a few days ago and I explained to him how it is so difficult to police the North-East.

“I said that this North-East that you speak about, over the past two years, we have managed to ensure that Boko Haram does not hold any territory, but there are still opportunistic attacks here and there.

“So, I explained to the Foreign minister that we are still going to experience these attacks because of the vast area that we are dealing with.

“I said that the North-East is equivalent of the whole of the United Kingdom plus Denmark or Switzerland. So, we are dealing with a vast country.

Let us examine the vice president’s claim above!
britain-physical-map-home
Northeastern_State_Nigeria

Map Credit- http://www.maps-of-britain.co.uk

– http://www.worldatlas.com

United Kingdom- Land mass

England- 130,395 km2

Wales- 20,760 km2

Scotland- 80, 077 km2

Northern Ireland- 14, 130 km2

Total– 245,362 km2

North-Eastern Nigeria- Land mass

Adamawa- 36, 917 km2

Bauchi- 49, 119 km2

Bornu- 57, 799 km2

Gombe- 18, 770 km2

Taraba- 54, 473 km2

Total– 217,078 km2

From the comparison above, the united kingdom is clearly more than 20,000 km2 the size of northeastern Nigeria. Including the land masses of Denmark or Switzerland will hence be a little unnecessary. The vice president was either bending fact to justify his governments ineptitude in curtailing the bokoharam menace or is not properly informed about his country’s geography.

you even forgot adding Yobe State in the North East state.

Wikipedia source.
Borno State - 70,898km²
Taraba State - 54,473km²
Yobe State- 44,502km²
Bauchi State- 45,837km²
Adamawa State- 36,917km²
Gombe State- 18,768km²

Total - 271,395km²

UK + Denmark + Switzerland
245,362km² + 42,931km² + 41,285km²

329, 578km²

Osinbajo was misinformed

Igbos:
Hope its not Nike oo

it should be Nike Omonije!

Ehiscotch:
Both actually. He even mentioned the 6Months first and not the show cancellation. Don't ridicule yourself.

stop exhibiting your folly!

Chronologically, which one comes first, the School ASUU strike he experienced or the cancelled show due to ASUU strike?

So which one do you expect him to first mention?

Moreover, which one is affecting him most presently, the 6months graduation extension or the cool cashes he is meant to make in the two shows in UNILAG and Port Harcourt?

And it is a must for her to upload that

Firefire:
BMC Agent.

The onus is with the accuser (APC) for the burden of proof.

no need for further proof.

She has the responsibility to debunk the allegation.

UnknownT:
Which one come be Higher purchase again?

me self no know o, if the cars were bought for commercial purpose!

Imagine!

No tangible source for the proposed university, the news was moved to the homepage/front page.

***singing P Diddy's I'm coming home

Verse 2

A house is Not a Home, I hate this song
Is a house really a home when your loved ones are gone
And n-ggas got the nerve to blame you for it
And you know you woulda took the bullet if you saw it
But oyu felt it and still feel it
And money can’t make up for it or conceal it

So obvious the cancelled shows in UNIPORT and UNILAG actually brought the hatred for ASUU strike in you, and not the 6months ASUU strike he experienced in school.

She hasn't proven the falsehood in the news!

I was expecting something better than the media source had once published a news about her.

According to her, "that was the same way they carried a story about bullet proof cars; bullet proof cars were never bought by me, not even by the agency they alleged.

In fact, bullet proof cars were never a transaction that was not approved.They were two vehicles that were on higher purchase by the agency and the ministry directed that because of the need as proposed by the agency, they should go ahead and do the higher purchase.

Suddenly, for the online medium, higher purchase turned into procurement; I don’t know if there is a similarity between higher purchase and procurement.So, I now realise and symphatise with anybody that works or tries to work for government, because you will have the likes of Sahara Reporters thrive on making your life difficult

seriously unserious woman!

You could have taken the BMW cars you bought jumping protocol, with you after being sacked by Goodluck Jonathan.

Imagine how she was stylishly exonerating herself from the scandal.

damage control, if he was actually saying he said "thicker body" and not "tika bodi", in the video, " Wo".

But in this post, olamide was actually hailing Enibad for her birthday.

Just for Facebook likes!

Having heard the argument, the Chief Magistrate the suspects bail of N400,000 each and sureties whom will produce the same amount of money. The Chief Magistrate also ordered that the sureties must tender before the court evidence of three years tax clearance. He further adjourned the matter to Monday, September 18, for hearing.

Na to go sell their keke which is their source of livelihood to pay for the bail be that.

But Umuahia has always been a peaceful place,

Awa omo kaaro aajiirebi
A kuku jiire, telegan lo babe.

Oodua a gbe wa o!

Cool!

Lol!

Happy married life to them!

So your brother has almost finished licking the lollipop before eventually buying the lollipop!

Cos I can see the evidence in the bride!

Ordinarily, we would ignore Sagay whose statements and attitude present him like a rascal and sadist instead of a former university teacher. However, his last speech in Lagos during which he was reeling out false and exaggerated figures about the salaries and allowances of legislators and also lied about the passage of anti-corruption bills showed that he just deliberately set out to undermine the legislative institution and lower its reputation in the estimation of right thinking members of the society and we therefore believe we should put him in his rightful place.

Bringing out facts and figures of the legislative members' salaries and allowances to refute Sagay's claim would have been so better than these verbose and many words

Giving them less than 0.1% of their money he once stole!

And they are happy!

The VP, popularly called Emerald, was said to have proposed that freshmen’s packages should be sponsored with part of the money. Her plan was allegedly rejected.

According to the Executive member, who did not want to be named, Emerald flared up and attempted to leave the meeting, but was persuaded to stay till the end.

Which freshers' package was she craving for again?

The present 100level students who are already in their second semester, or the ones that passed UTME that are yet to be admitted?

Two people have been injured in a fight that ensued between Students Union Government (SUG) leaders of the Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile-Ife, on Tuesday.

During the fight, the Vice President of the union, Miss Jacob Tosin, allegedly broke a bottle and stabbed the Social Director, Adedayo Emmanuel, in the arm.

Thank God it was not the SUG General Secretary that is stabbed!

An All Progressives Congress, APC, Akwa Ibom State Chapter Chieftain, Elder Enefiok Ekefre has accused ndi Igbo of abandoning the late Biafra Vice President, General Philip Effiong whom he said eventually died as a rebel.

shey na only Phillip Effiong dem abandon?

They also abandoned Chukwuemeka Odumegwu Ojukwu!

The leader of the Movement for the Actualization of the Sovereign State of Biafra , Comrade Kingsley Madu , on Thursday , declared that Lagos , Nigeria ’ s capital territory , Abuja , and other cities where Igbos reside and own major investments are all part of ‘ Biafraland’.

Only God knows what powder our developers are sniffing!

These MASSOB and IPOD members are taking over comedy industry from Kenny Blaq, Ali Baba, Basket Mouth, Akpororo et al. Watch out!

Iara even dey take style free Oshiomole, sticking with Dele Momodu.

That is the power of harpic!

Toke Makinwa is best fit as a promoter of a cleansing detergent!