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ddippset:
hehehehe. Actually after your post I com go back come check am well. You are a bad human being, you're not a role model at all. Lol.

lol!

Me, I'm a "rose model" o!

ddippset:
lol. Firstly I didn't use the word screaming. Secondly na only for bed man dey strong?

lol bro, if u don do women wella, you go know say wetin you post na typical "bedminton" screaming

tribalistseun:
you no tall pass the owner of Facebook.? But you are poor like rat.

what is this one blabbering like imbe?

ddippset:
She must be saying, 'Amaeshi, Amaeshi, you strong O'

bro, na wetin you dey talk?

Shey Amechi dey furck her, abi wetin be the screaming of "amaeshi amaeshi, you strong o" wey you dey talk?

warisdis?
Shey na Lord's Super dem dey prepare?

dunkem21:
Nope. ..
Her shoes

Madam Patience is short, Amechi gats bend to see her!

Na wetin do Amechi for head?
Dem iron cloth for the middle of the head?

See how Amechi lowered his head to allow Madam Patience to view herself in the mirror on Amechi's head.

dunkem21:
He couldn't even look into her eyes..
Chai

so where was he looking?
Her breasts?

wetin con be this naw?
tucking in "dansiki" in "iro"!
Which kind Yoruba man dey tie wrapper?

what is the meaning of this animalistic behavior?

The only thing I know can be fought for is lifeless body. Even lames fight for themselves let alone what we worship!

Sealeddeal:
So If he build police station in Jigawa, it's for FG but when he build it in Igboland, it's for Alaigbo?

So the criminals in the area to be arrested are disturbing the peace of the FG abi?

If you build police station, it is for you and your community, it has nothing to add to the FG!

Sealeddeal:
Igbos always do something for Nigeria that has not done anything for them.

what is this one saying saying??

The Police Station built by the man was outside Alaigbo or what?

Use your brain now!

DonPedro21:
You have a poor mind set. How much does Mikel earn in a week?

you have no brain!

Is Mikel playing in Nigerian league or is there any Nigerian league player collecting 10% of that per month?

The fact remains that if Yakubu Gowon had done the rightful thing then as a President, he might not really need this kinda prayer he is praying but another kinda prayer!

AllTheWayUp:


Osun State citizens should ask Governor Are-gbese what he did with all the loan, he has been collecting over the past year's, where did the money go to.


All the loans have been diverted to Thief-nubu his godfather.


Aregbeshola has sold Osun State to Thief-nubu

He really sold the state to Tinubu!

I think Lagos State should acquire Osun State and make Aregbesola the commissioner for Osun affair.

In the history of Osun State, Aregbesola has the very highest IGR, more than 5 times her than his predecessor. Yet, nothing to show for it.

joseph1832:
Bros eh, the guy fall hand bastardly!.

no be small thing bro!

I just look and SMH at these APC PAS on Nairaland surfing the net to post pictures and news on things we living in the state see often and understand the reality about!

lol

Osun, my state is now a "to bring" state

The output is far less than input, yet some will come here to praise the he-goat!

The excuse for the diminish in federal allocation then was Osun State was deliberately starved of allocation by Goodluck Jonathan and the Dummy President wouldn't rebut the claim.

Is Goodluck Jonathan still the President now? Perhaps Aregbesola has fallen out with Muhammadu Buhari, hence the reason for the deduction in allocation.

Thank God the time is now telling!

The United States once again topped the medals table with 46 gold medals and 121 medals in total. Britain came second with 27 gold medals and a total of 67 medals.

can you imagine?
Two countries with United leading the pack, United States and United Kingdom!

When the sport minister, Solomon Dalung was saying United States of Nigeria, Nigerians were abusing him thinking he didn't know what he was saying.
Little do Nigerians know that Solomon Dalung had the premonition that countries with United are leading the pack this year(excluding UAE sha )

my questions are
how much is the coach Rohr's percentage of the $47,000 monthly wage
and
what is the cabal in the glass house percentage of the wage?

No one can tell me all the $47,000 will be given to the coach monthly.

ah!
make dem commot taiwo before she refrigerate herself o!

Sources in the Nigeria Prisons Service stated that the authorities were having problems with the condemned criminals, noting that they were not amenable to correction

Judge sentenced criminals to death, and authorities said they are having problems with the condemned criminals for not being amenable to correction. What kinda correction is that and what is the purpose of the correction when they will eventually be executed?
Correction to be used in the life beyond or when they reincarnate?

It's high time we excluded this capital punishment from our legal system, since the state Governors are not always ready to sign the execution and expecting a change of ways from the condemned criminals.

I said it, this is a proof that Mikel seemed actually to have donated the $30,000 to save the team then. But only denied doing so to parry the media attention off him.

omenka:
That AntiIPOOP thread really dealt you guys a big blow.

Whatever it is, here are the stats:

Team Nigeria 2012 Olympic:

Gold: 0

Silver: 0

Bronze: 0

Aluminium: 0.

Team Nigeria 2016 Olympic:

Gold: 0

Silver: 1 0

Bronze: 0 1


#DealWithThat.

corrected!

littlemistress:
haaaa!! Tolexander!!
all these analysis, only you know all these pastors & their individual church names.
diaris God!!

don't mind me dear!

I just see sey these pastors fit into the analysis ni o

where lalasticlala, mynd44, Dominique and Obinoscopy self?

Yeye dey smell here o!

iaminspired:
Bros I fear you oooo. The leaders I think rev sam adeyemi falls in that group

you are damn right bro.

iaminspired:
1. The prayer warriors: These pastors can pray from morning till morning. They are always having one prayer conference or the other. All their enemies have to die by fire.

Rev Olukoya of Mountain of Fire

2. The political ones: These ones talk more about politics than the word. They always show themselves during the election period. They mingle and dine with politicians. They are in the news for more political issues that things that have to do with the church.

Pastor Tunde Bakare of Latter Rain

3. The funky ones: By their dressing and actions, you shall know them. They wear designer suits, shoes, wristwatches and drive the latest cars.

Pastor Chris Oyakhilome of Believers Love world(Christ Embassy)

4. The businessmen: These set of pastors are billionaires who own a vast business empire worth billions of naira. They own schools, manufacturing companies and are unapologetic about their material wealth.

Pastor David Oyedepo of Living Faith Church

5. The prophets: These ones always have one prophecy or the other. They claim to see everything before it happens, from bomb blasts, to deaths and every evil thing you can think of.

Prophet TB Joshua
of the Synagogue Church of all Nations

6. The silent ones: They don’t shout while preaching, rather, they talk quietly. They are hardly ever in the news. They rarely make public speeches.

Pastor WF Kumuyi of Deeper Life Church

7. The money chasers: These ones became pastors just to make money. They always find a way of milking their congregants. Their sermons are always about giving.

Pastor David Oyedepo again!

8. The leaders: These ones push their congregants to be leaders in the the world

Rev Sam Adeyemi of Daystar Christian Center

9. The grammarians: These ones can speak grammar. Sure, some of the church members would be checking the dictionary to understand what the pastor is saying.

Pastor Chris Okotie of
Household of God Church

10. The miracle workers: Nigerians, especially women are always looking for one miracle or the other and they would rush to any church where they hear the pastor is powerful. Most of these pastors make a lot of money from their followers who would pay any amount for miracle whether its from God or not.

Pastor Pastor E.A Adeboye
of The Redeem Christian Church of God

11. The ones who assault their members: Some Nigerian pastors sleep with their members in the name of deliverance

Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo of COZA

12. The ones who get their powers from God knows where: We’ve heard stories of pastors getting powers from evil sources which they use to conduct miracles and deceive gullible Nigerians.

Pastor Iretiola Ajanaku of Christ Revival Victory Chapel International

13. The holier than thou: These ones are holier than Jesus himself. They would condemn everything from dressing, to make up, to hairstyle. Everything is a sin to them

Pastor Elijah O Abina of Gospel Faith Mission International

14. The ones who have like five members: Their congregants are members of their family.

Pastor Olugbenga Apalara of Family of God Church

15. The poor ones: Some pastors are enjoying the good life while others can barely feed themselves.
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Pastor Ezedima Nnamdi of By Fire by Force Miracle center

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I like Seun for his foresight or probably he had the premonition of things like this (kidnapping bloggers/forum owner) happening, that seemed to be the reason he added the disclaimer then!

The fear of being kidnapped is the beginning of disclaimer

mezynaija:
This shocking incident reportedly happened yesterday in Uganda.
The beautiful bride-to-be was dancing with her man only to suddenly go wild, struggling with family to remove her clothes. See photos after the cut:
Source: http://www.jtownconnect.com/2016/08/shocker-woman-runs-mental-during-her.html

what is the title of the movie?

I do not agree with anybody who says that the APC has anything to do with the crisis. We in the PDP prepared the ground for them to intervene and if they do so, that is their own problem because come 2019, the PDP will have re-organised, we will have refocused our affairs in a way that we will make our comeback to power and rule Nigeria easy.

I love the bolded part by Mr Ebenezer Babatope.

If there is no crack in a wall, gecko won't get a space to enter it (ti ogiri ko ba lanu, alangba ko le raye wo ogiri). Instead, they sat down there blaming APC!

“I was asked to relocate from Lagos to Osogbo so that my life can have a meaning. I beg you, goddess of Osun, I must not come back here in vain,” these were the words of a desperate woman inside the sacred Osun grove where the annual Osun/Osogbo festival berths yearly.

Wondering why the Federal government didn't think of subsidizing the transport fare for these prigrims but the government did to to Christians and Muslims who went to Jerusalem and Mecca resp.

And these are the people that add to the state revenue unlike the good for nothing to the Nigerian states pilgrimage to Mecca and Jerusalem.

Kudos to Osun State Governor that deemed it fit to declare tomorrow a public holiday for Iseese(traditional) day.