₦airaland Forum

uzolexis:
Why did you think I was married?

you look so mature in your pic and i seemed to have read you posting about your child.
I could have got the post wrong or mistook another person's post for yours.

I could have sown a seed of proposal in your heart if I knew you aren't married.

uzolexis:
I go call you for my own,no worry.

so you aren't married?
I'd always thought you are married o.

This won't really make the news in the countries they are representing.

But if it is drug related things or other vices, that is when the people and government of the countries represented will come up with silly statements like "fantastically corrupt", Nigerians are drug dealers and all Nigerians are not worth staying in our country.

The guy is bereft of idea is an understatement!
He has absolutely nothing in his head!

uzolexis:
I know this couple, they are my pple...Chukwudi and Onyinye,so happy for them...the boy na military man o,but this proposal was last week na.

so your people do engagement, u no fit call us come chop jollof?

diaris goodu o!

What is the title of this movie?

obontami:
Bros why u laffing at the embolden. ?
You have something in mind ?

your thought is as good as mine

tafabaloo:
high time for the christian leaders to rise up and stand firm for the faith .

which faith is in being against wearing wearing hijab to school?

Religious practices should be cancelled in our Primary and secondary schools.
Don't use religion to segregate us!

pretty girl
fresh yellow thighs!

Mustack:

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Ode ni awon babanla baba re!

selfish girl!
see how she pack A1 give herself!

PrettyCrystal:
Yesterday, a young man caused quite a scene after he proposed to his girlfriend in the middle of Shoprite. The girl who was shocked following the unexpected gesture -accepted his proposal not after blushing for some minutes due to the glaring eye of the public.

You both dey date,
you dey sleep over for the guy house,
you both dey furck nnaself.
you don sabi the guy's family.

You go still dey shock, surprise and dey blush on top say the guy con pull some stunt for public in the name of proposal.

Which proposal stunt wan pass the one wey our 'earlier parents" don do under tree for for village under natural breeze being "tear rubbers".

The person of Goodluck Jonathan cannot do the sponsoring of the militants. He is so meek and peace loving.

But when he was the President, he empowered these youths and the men sponsoring the militants.
How on earth can militant like Tompolo be awarded billion naira contract to secure the pipelines. That alone is enough to give him every knowledge on the pipelines, the length and strength, and when and how to destroy the pipelines. surely, a security securing a place has more knowledge of the place that almost everyone.
As if that was not enough, Tompolo was empowered to the extent that he was purchasing ships for the Nigerian Navy.

Men in the Jonathan's cabal were left freely to steal and loot the treasury. Now they have the money to sponsor militants with everything the militants need, just for their protection and security from vomiting the yam they ate.

I'm expecting a medal from Segun Toriola.

7th consecutive time representing Nigeria in Olympic , a record to be envied by any African sportsman.

#goforgoldtoriola we love you.

gone were those days when our females do keep their bras from being seen. even after washing the bra, they won't line it outdoor but indoor to dry.

chydii:
Warris dis...
There are crazy women and MENTALLY DERANGED women

natural dild0 on the floor

His schools built have no rival to be sincere. Most especially the ones in Ilesha.

see Mikel in the first pic standing and holding the food the same way he stands on pitch shielding opponents away from the ball.

Tallesty1:
Share your story like a testimony

yes o, during my secondary school days.

i was just promoting to JSS2 that time, in a summer lesson before the beginning of the new session. The girl came from Ibadan that time to spend her holiday with her cousins, She was in Jss 3. one of her cousins(Sade) was my mate and seat partner in the school then and i did oppress and ride her.

On this fateful day, Sade abused me in class. On her way home, i went to waylay her and slapped her, before i could raise my hand to lace her another slap, 2 slaps sounded on me, it was from my classmate's cousin. I wanted to pull off my shirt to fight her, before i could succeed getting off the shirt, the two girls had rushed me and i met myself on the ground, one of them sitting on me. i could not see who between the two girls was sitting on me cos the numerous feminine punches and slaps had set my organs of sight in a disabling mode. My friends making jest of me later told me it was my classmate sitting on me like being in a canoe, paddling my face with slaps and punches.

i managed to stand up after they were done with me and next thing i saw was my friends laughing, my tear glands were activated straight off. While my friends were jokingly asking me why i was crying, i told them that "i am crying' cos my mum would beat me for having my shirt dirty and not because i was beaten by the sisters.

Till the girl left our school for Osun State School of sciene after JSS3, i dared not misyearn to her again. In fact, she was even the one ridding me, a case of "bushmeat catching the hunter".

chisos kwist!

Oh ye Malaysian,
after we don sell one of our kidneys to you, na our d¡ck be your target naw abi?

youngmann:
Oboi, why you carry this WAEC matter for head like Gala??

na so I go carry am for head next year when your WAEC result is released!

good!

When trying to share the national cake, federal character is used and no one dares give the ELD(Education Less Develop) lesser slot cos of their educational development.

No need using different cut off mark since this won't be applied in every Nigerian sector.

doublewisdom:
Wow! Kenneth Kaauda! I remember his book Zambia Shall Be Free!

you make sense remembering that very book bro!

“Members of our association are apolitical. We are not partisan. Our own concern as stakeholders in the project called Nigeria is for peace and unity to reign. Our own witches group are not evil. We do good, and promote whatever will bring progress to mankind

I think attention should be given to this group of witches and wizards since they like Nigeria. I'm sure they will be good patriots.

The government should enroll them in the Nigerian Airforce since they can fly on their own without aircraft or jet.

By doing this, the government won't need wasting money buying air fighters and crafts most especially this time that Nigeria is broke and needs cutting cost.

My humble opinion though.

Dino Melaye's son looks handsome and resemble Melaye's wife he battered with the chin.

But where was he when his father was battering your mother!

A1 in Agricultural Science?

Well, na dem get cattle and ground nut, dem suppose sabi Agric Sci wella. I'm not really surprised!

Young03:
not convienced

not necessary being convienced bro!

This has to be moved to the homepage!
Adamawa state, an Education less develop state having this WAEC result.

All of you that sat down to write WAEC, after seeing and happy the result is ok, you posted it here and lying your bro/sister has the result.

God dey look you o!

I pray it won't be like the U20 team that crashed out, not qualifying for AFCON after winning the world junior championship last year.

scammers!

No A1 at all?
Not too good this time points is used for Postutme screening.

This is the real 2 Face!