₦airaland Forum

On Saturday, July 30, Jaywon took to his Instagram
handle to post a picture of him where one of his
followers commented saying: “ Anytime I see you, you
remind me of Dino Melaye ” this post did not go down well with Jaywon as he replied the person saying: “ And who is Dino Melaye ?”

Jaywon may no know Dino Melaye.

Not everyone is interested or wanna be interested in nigerian politics and the drivers.

wowmenow:
Great elder statesman

If it Buhari he will ask them to continue bombing just as he ask bokonharam to destroy Jonathan government


Buhari learn from a perfect and intelligent gentleman good luck Jonathan

you could have shown us where Jonathan met them to beg not to declare the independence!

What is the name of this militant group!

Different millitant group

One is against spreading of western education
another is against oil flow
Now, this is against movement of cars.

Na only God fit save us.

alade112:
Those ones are sectionals within ND Dz ones are d National threats So u re happy about the successful ones abi

I'm not happy o!

Why should I be happy seeing people destroying my fatherland?

Pretty girl!

Who born this girl?

Cos I know one actress called Bisi Ibidapo, this girl's right ear almost looks like hers.

What about the ones they've fulfilled!

Good of them!

But the question is "will they be useful for Nigeria?
Very likely they decide settling abroad.

demzylahot:
The question is very straightforward, baby mamas,babysitters, mothers etc. lend your voice

cc lovinam

Can she forget seeing the dogs!

Pluto and Jupiter have gone individually to where they belong, they don't belong to this earth.

tempem:
They earlier said it was a test run.. .
So, it's no biggie.

no biggie?

What about the candidates that have paid for the screening in the schools they were posted?

Students posted to OAU seemed to pay almost 6k(not very sure though)

If civil justice was done on Saul masterminding the pelting of Stephen to death and other persecutions, how many books would be contained in the new testament?

Cc TonyeBarcanista

All the best to them!

Even thought I would see Biafran and ND refugees

A Nairalander with PDP NFF chairman, River State.

This is why every school and teacher have to give the best to the pupils. No one knows tomorrow!

What if the toilet is a bush, will one still observe all these most especially the 4th one where the starting point of the bush isn't defined.

4. One should enter the toilet with one's left foot and exit with one's right foot

Make e commot that hand and let us see something!

"Broking" bottle!

He didn't just died, he died a year ago!

Good!

The last time he came, it coincided with the civil war, the war was stopped for a while.

Definitely, his presence this time will cease "Boko haraming", "IPOBing", "NDAing", "Herdsmening" et al.

This is what happens when a lady takes an advantage of a kid!

Surfboard:
On this day, Nigeria won Olympic gold at Atlanta 96, men's football. It was a stunning achievement and the first of its kind by an African country. We defeated Argentina in the final.

Some of our heroes, who distinguished themselves were Dosu Joseph, Nwankwo Kanu, Jay Jay Okocha, Sunday Oliseh and Taribo West among others. The team was led by Dutchman, Bonfere Jo.

Do you remember where you were and how you felt? Share your thoughts.

The final match was played in August, not July!

Hmmm!

Interesting!

6. She detects unfertilised eggs and rolls them out
- SENSITIVE AND DISCERNING.


7. She abandons the rotten eggs and starts caring for the hatched chicks even if it is only one
- WISDOM, CONSCIOUSNESS, AND REALISTIC.

If the hen had detected the unfertilized eggs and rolled them out as in the 6th point, then there should not be rotten eggs again in the 7th point. Every egg should contain chick.

cc ADEWUMIMichael

4. She can sit on eggs from another hen
- INDISCRIMINATION AND GENEROSITY.

na lie!

bring any egg from another hen or bird to why she is laying the eggs, she will sit on it.

cc ADEWUMIMichael

Great news to the cassava farmers!

Adamsdelrio:
I'm sure that local surgeon didn't waste 7 years in school of Medicine to know this... Nice job

He has spent his life studying "Herdicine"!

If the equipments used aren't sterile, the cow may likely develop complications that can eventually kill it.

The "surgeons" tried anyway, but they should make the theater hygenic.

Na the new trend be this abi?

The couple think the girl is going to be adopted again by the first lady abi?

E be like say they don't know that in Nigeria, the trailblazer takes it all. Any other ones happening after are considered nuisance.

Talking the past occurrences that were rewarded; Stow away boy, photobomb girl, Chibok girl(Aminat). The trailblazers got all the rewards while those emulating them just got something close to suffering.

Awoofawo:
Do you recognize this typical love letter:

BOYS HIGH SCH.,
"CRUSADERS"
ISINGWU UMUAHIA P. O. BOX 21,
IMO STATE. NIGERIA. WEST AFRICA.
8th June, 1978

Dear Tina,

Doxology, time and ability plus double capacity
has forced my pen to dance automatically on
this benedicted sheet of paper. I hope you're
swimming in the wonderful pool of good health.

I am also parambulating in the wellness of cool
breeze here. Sweetie pie, the reason why this
miraculous thing happens is because, honey, I
love you spontaneously, and as I stand
horizontally parallel to the wall and vertically
perpendicular to the ground now, I only think
of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous
girl put together as FANTABULOUS. Tina darling,
please stop haranguing with the feelings in my
heart because I love you more than honey. I
swear you are the sugar in my tea.

To me each day, I start by dreaming of you.
Each time I see you, my metabolism suddenly
halts and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear.

My medula oblangata also ceases to function.
Crazy crazy crazy you may say but this is true.

If only you knew what is going on in my
encephalopathic membrane, you will shake like
Shakespeare. That's why I need to see you vis-
a-vis soon for a better elucidation through tete-
a-tete. No hyperbole & onomatopoeia, simple
candidness with sangunity!

I think I have to stop my golden pen here, because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis and polymerization. Please I wish we meet at your school's inter house sports this Saturday. Please don't disappoint me as your answer will be yes.
Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs bite you, because you are too sweet for them.

Goodbye for now.
Yours slave-in-love,
Chigo Jones - the fashion boy! Don't let you
friends see it!

lol

Nostalgia!

Those days when we needed not spending money in shoprite, Mr Biggs, tantalizer et al to win a girls heart but writing dexterity and styles.

Gov. Rochas Okorocha of Imo says he is considering reducing the number of work days in the state from five to three, to enable the government cut salaries.
Mr. Okorocha said this while briefing journalists on the state of affairs in Imo at his residence in Owerri on Friday.

well, the allocation spent by the state is from the Federal government and the state IGR is relatively negligible.

Assuming it is a state which solely depends on her IGR(True Federalism), he won't think of reducing work days cos he knows what he is going to lose.

orieoda:
Is nakannakan different from kannakanna? Coz I know that's what David used to kill Goliath and not this

sure!

Even another one, kanakana is a bird

Nakanakan in Yoruba(Ife anyway)!

One would flatten a bottle cork("counters") with a stone. Make two holes in the middle and pass a thread(mostly thread from rice sack or fishing line) through the holes, tighten the two ends of the rope.

Swirl it, and "voom" "voom" "voom" ..... it goes

That's cool!

But don't tell Alicia that her bumbum is bigger than Bombay o!