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Health › Re: Take A Glance At A Four-year-old Boy Who Looks Like An 80-year-old | Photos by Tolexander: 9:21pm On Jul 29, 2016
Flexherbal:
What do we call this?
progeria!
Politics › Re: INEC Declares Uwajumogu Of APC Winner Of Imo Senatorial Re-run Election by Tolexander: 8:56pm On Jul 29, 2016
OduduaDefender:
You mind ma join una? E be like say ds nollywood film dey sweet wella.
come and siddon.

But I no dey share Modath with you o.
Health › Re: Take A Glance At A Four-year-old Boy Who Looks Like An 80-year-old | Photos by Tolexander: 6:36pm On Jul 29, 2016
Probably the boy wanna age in reverse like Benjamin Button.

"Curious Case of Benjamin Button"
Politics › Re: US Donates Six Laptops To EFCC by Tolexander: 6:32pm On Jul 29, 2016
owobokiri:
[s]lol. . una no dey shame? where is your pride as a human being and as a citizen of an oil producing country? Why this begging culture? How many years after independence? Everyday like an IDP country, you are receiving aids/alms! Are you cursed?China will 'dash' you 5 tootpicks, Japan will dash you ten cars, britain will dash you 20 ballot boxes, now America is dashing you 6 laptops.

The other day, the british were sitting as tin gods as they graduated your soldiers! None of you had your ego wounded by that? This after how many years of independence? I mean,even pakistan and india train soldiers for you. Lebanon biulds roads for you. . , endless, what next? Bhuthan lends leaders to you?

Your almajiri culture has now been effectively transfered and domesticated at the national level while fellow oil producing countries soar through effective and inventive management of their resources. And i ask you loquacious irritant again; where is your pride? your dignity? Good greif[/s].
Romance › Re: 5 Things Every Nigerian Girl Does After A Breakup. by Tolexander: 6:01pm On Jul 29, 2016
I dey follow.....
Politics › Re: FG Promises To Generate 6,000 Megawatts By Dec 2016 by Tolexander: 5:31pm On Jul 29, 2016
“We are expecting that our generating capacity will be over 6, 000 megawatts by end of 2016, 10, 000 in 2019, and 30, 000 megawatts in 2030, and as planned within the maxim of incremental, stable and un-interrupted power”,
Let me save this for future reference!
Politics › Re: US Donates Six Laptops To EFCC by Tolexander: 5:25pm On Jul 29, 2016
soberdrunk:
Just "six" laptops? Is this a joke? Unless if the laptop is a "special" laptop that can detect corruption before' it happens, if not this is not news.....
would you kill them if they had not donated any?

At all at all, na e bad pass!
Politics › Re: July 29: ”a Significant Date In Nigeria’s History” by Tolexander: 5:19pm On Jul 29, 2016
BrainnewsNg:
Calculate and go into research again

Cc: Lalasticlala
huhhuh
Politics › Re: July 29: ”a Significant Date In Nigeria’s History” by Tolexander: 5:01pm On Jul 29, 2016
It is reflection time today as Nigeria marks the 50th anniversary of July 29, 1966 coup that toppled the regime of late Major General Johnson Aguiyi Ironsi, and 42nd anniversary of the overthrow of his successor, General Yakubu Gowon on July 29 1975.
41st anniversary!

2016 - 1975 = 41
Phones › Re: Ladies Dont Put Important Things In Your Handbag by Tolexander: 4:33pm On Jul 29, 2016
mimee9:
ahahahah grin
I'm serious o, perhaps you do not know.

What about keeping if in the pants?
Politics › Re: Switzerland Ambassador - 'abacha Loot' Switzerland To Repatriate $321m Of Looted by Tolexander: 4:25pm On Jul 29, 2016
Na everyday Switzerland dey return Abacha loot?
Phones › Re: Ladies Dont Put Important Things In Your Handbag by Tolexander: 4:22pm On Jul 29, 2016
mimee9:
as for me,am ready to keep it in the bra,I don't want to suffer any loss again in this hard time, thanks.
but don't you think they can come again to snatch your bra like they did to the bag? angry
Phones › Re: Ladies Dont Put Important Things In Your Handbag by Tolexander: 4:20pm On Jul 29, 2016
mimee9:
thank u
u are welcome!
Politics › Re: Buhari Ranked 14th Most Influential World Leader On Social Networks In 2016 by Tolexander: 4:13pm On Jul 29, 2016
OK!

But this ranking will not decrease the price of garri and kerosene!
Politics › Re: PHOTOS: Atiku & Kwankwaso At Wedding Of Daughter Of Mukhtar Shehu Shagari by Tolexander: 3:56pm On Jul 29, 2016
Atiku is now becoming prominent daily in the news!
Phones › Re: Ladies Dont Put Important Things In Your Handbag by Tolexander: 3:53pm On Jul 29, 2016
mimee9:
people should be more careful, when using the ATM,I was returning from a vigil last Saturday morning, so I stopped by popular oyingbo market to buy foodstuffs,I decided to use diamond bank atm in the market omo my bag was snatched with my phone, power bank,12,000 plus,and the left over suya i bought on friday...sympathizers says that the latest trend in the market.meanwhile God pass the thief
eehya!!!

Sorry o.
Health › Re: Why Does Pimples Grow Only On The Face? by Tolexander: 3:51pm On Jul 29, 2016
But the question is, why does pimples grow just on our face and not any other part of the body?
pimples grow in the back and shoulders also, not only in the face.
Politics › Re: Netanyahu Likely To Attend Summit In Nigeria By End Of Yea by Tolexander: 3:34pm On Jul 29, 2016
disloman:
Lolzzzzzzzz.I wish to grow up to be like you.You bad gan.Hope he visits them sha.
grow up to be like me?
When I'm looking up to u cheesy
Sports › Re: Stephen Keshi Buried. His Grave, Children, Others Pictured At The Burial In Edo by Tolexander: 2:40pm On Jul 29, 2016
Good night the big boss!

You shall forever be remembered!
Celebrities › Re: Fast Rising Actress Nkiruka Umeh Releases New Photos To Celebrate Birthday by Tolexander: 2:32pm On Jul 29, 2016
nikkypearl:
grin grin kip kwayet
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Isshokay
I don year yju lipsrsealed
Christianity Etc › Re: This Church Poster Will Wow You. (photo) by Tolexander: 2:27pm On Jul 29, 2016
The church name no really concern me o!

But the theme;
Jesus Christ untiring his believers from the affliction of their enemies
If one attends this crusade, I'm so sure that one can never be free from the affliction of the devil which is the theme of the crusade.

Later the pastor will complain of no turn out for the crusade.
Politics › Re: Netanyahu Likely To Attend Summit In Nigeria By End Of Yea by Tolexander: 2:17pm On Jul 29, 2016
Make he come!

He has a stray family here!
Celebrities › Re: Fast Rising Actress Nkiruka Umeh Releases New Photos To Celebrate Birthday by Tolexander: 2:10pm On Jul 29, 2016
jessicajay:
Today is the pretty fast rising actress Nkiruka Umeh's birthday. The actress who once revealed she got married to her husband at the age of 17 released sultry pictures to mark her birthday. See more below
Fast rising??

She gat yeast for body or why is she fast rising? sad
Business › Re: Tony Elumelu's Triplets With Toyin Saraki (Photo) by Tolexander: 2:06pm On Jul 29, 2016
Are they triplets or twins with their younger sister!
Celebrities › Re: Pete Edochie Gets Warning For Attacking APC by Tolexander: 1:52pm On Jul 29, 2016
Pete Edochie as a civil nigerian has every right to talk anytime he wishes about Nigerian politics.

He is a veteran actor, fine!
Does that mean every step taken by the FG or his State government won't affect his profession and activities? Does he not pay his tax?

Pete Edochie like every other veteran and known Lawyer, Economist, Doctor, Businessman et al has every reason to make his statement on the "politicosphere" of the nation.
Travel › Re: Baby Survived Accident In Enugu That Killed The Mum, Policeman, Others by Tolexander: 1:50pm On Jul 29, 2016
angry angry sad
cry cry cry
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Post Entry Level/Industrial Trainee Jobs Here For Those Without Experience by Tolexander: 1:09pm On Jul 29, 2016
olu4life:
Chairman mi, tuale. Hope you good bruh?
I'm good o, hope all is well sir?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Post Entry Level/Industrial Trainee Jobs Here For Those Without Experience by Tolexander: 1:01pm On Jul 29, 2016
olu4life:
Just ask for napep heading to toyin street
boss, I hail o! smiley
Car Talk › Re: Prado 2012 Power Problem. Urgent Help by Tolexander: 12:51pm On Jul 29, 2016
disloman:
Will tell you again.You are a novice.Insurance companies are just doing what is favourable to them.They protect their interests.Do you know what they go through when such issue occurs?They won't tell you.I've been in this trade and have seen cases.Let mi shock you.95% of their customers don't know their cars have been tracked.I've seen cases where customer will deny not having it in their car but will be surprised when shown.Novice!Pls chill.
you be electricity ni abi why you wan shock am?? grin
Education › Re: Boy Bullied In A Hostel Of Babcock University [PICS+VIDEO] by Tolexander: 11:39am On Jul 29, 2016
soberdrunk:
........and these "Monkeys" are in a 'PRIVATE' "UNIVERSITY"...........huh?
Shey na PUBLIC UNIVERSITY" students wan do that before?
Education › Re: University Of Ibadan NASU Shut Down Campus Over Salary Arrears by Tolexander: 11:35am On Jul 29, 2016
OAU NASU don inspire them!
Sports › Re: Nigeria’s 4x400m Women’s Relay Team Banned From Rio 2016 by Tolexander:
Too bad!

Well, other track events are there.

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