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Properties › Re: Steps To Procure Dynamite Info Needed by Tolexander: 7:28am On Jun 20, 2016
nurey:
In the course of digging a well, we came across rocks and digging on wasn't possible. It now occurred to me that the only options we have is to
1.look for another location/start some where else
2. Blast our way through.

I know Nigeria is a very tight country, so my question is, is it possible for an individual to procure dynamite through series of checks first to know if truly he/she is really intending to use it for non environmental damage
another militant group in the making!
Politics › Re: Lai Mohammed In Beijing, China For A Forum by Tolexander: 11:25pm On Jun 19, 2016
No dull moment!
lying all the way!
Romance › Re: All These Stunning Women Are Prison Inmates (photos) by Tolexander: 12:34pm On Jun 18, 2016
ronald4lif:
So, what's new? Are prisons meant for the ugly and physical unappealing women or for criminals?
go to Nigerian prisons to know what is new cheesy
Romance › Re: All These Stunning Women Are Prison Inmates (photos) by Tolexander: 12:29pm On Jun 18, 2016
bqlekan:
Bro, you do prison tour? Your knowledge of prisons is overwhelming.. grin
no o bro!

kirikiri is the home of Nigerian worst criminals

Orlando Owoh talked about alagbon

ekulobia, when the government wanted to move the boko haram prisoners to the prison in south east

Agodi isn't far away.

I've never been on a prison tour o grin
Romance › Re: All These Stunning Women Are Prison Inmates (photos) by Tolexander: 12:19pm On Jun 18, 2016
definitely, not kirikiri, alagbon, ekulobia or Agodi prison!
Properties › Re: Funny Photo Between Landlord And Tenant by Tolexander: 1:02am On Jun 17, 2016
CAPSLOCKED:
EGBON TOLEXANDER IF YOU WANT THIS PLOT OF LAND, YOU CAN COME AND HAVE IT. cheesy

YOU ALREADY BOUGHT TWO PLOTS, YOU COMMENTED TWICE IN A ROW!!!
lol grin

you be omo onile?
Properties › Re: Funny Photo Between Landlord And Tenant by Tolexander: 8:11am On Jun 16, 2016
perhaps the landlord of that house built the house, trespassing beyond the land boundary. The neighbour has to construct the fence to cut out the vertical trespass.
Properties › Re: Funny Photo Between Landlord And Tenant by Tolexander: 8:04am On Jun 16, 2016
Nigerian landlords can be funny a times.
I'm sure the landlord may probably wanna create another room in that veranda!
Celebrities › Re: Peter Okoye Is The Ambassador Of Kia Motors (photo)m by Tolexander: 1:22am On Jun 16, 2016
donvicky2007:
Woow it seems Mr.P is getting more endorsement than Rudeboy.
Nice one #peterPsquare.
"it seems" is ridiculously ridiculous!

Peter is definitely getting more endorsement than Paul.

where are the people saying Lola's legs are not good?

where is Jude and how is life fairing with him?
Celebrities › Re: Fuji Star Saheed Osupa Returns To School by Tolexander: 11:44pm On Jun 15, 2016
He really needs going back to further his education!

and stop disturbing the peace of the fuji world with his rival, Pasuma!
Politics › Re: Should Hijab Be Banned In Osun ?, America As An Example ! by Tolexander: 11:40pm On Jun 15, 2016
All forms of religious practice should be banned!

If anyone wanna practise any religious practice, he/she should go and do that in his/her father's house!

Hijab kó, abeti aja ni!
Celebrities › Re: Throw Back Photo Of Vincent Enyeama And Wife by Tolexander: 9:32am On Jun 15, 2016
CAPSLOCKED:

THE GUY BE LIKE WHO DE CHOP SAND,
WITH HIM TEETH AND TATTERED HAIR grin
lol!

Thank God he now looks like a guy who dey chop burger in Mcdonald with him teeth and nice cut and cute hair in one of the best salons in Lille ; D
Celebrities › Re: Throw Back Photo Of Vincent Enyeama And Wife by Tolexander: 9:20am On Jun 15, 2016
surulere!
Celebrities › Re: Lady Who Praised D'banj & Mocked Bovi At Noble's Wedding Blasted by Tolexander: 8:30am On Jun 15, 2016
ebosie11:
People mouth will put them in trouble
not mouth but fingers, cos she didn't type and post the comments with her mouth!
Culture › Re: Ooni Ogunwusi Recognized By US Lawmakers At The House Of Reps In Washington by Tolexander:
ChangeIsCostant:
is he vying for king of the world?
ya, He is already the king of the world

from Ife anthem....

1 Ilé-ifè ni orí’run ayé( Ile Ife is the source of the world)
Ìlú Oòduà baba Yorùbá
Èdùmàrè tó dá wa sí’fè
Kó máse ba ’fe jé mó wa l’órí
K’Olúwa kó maa ràn wá se.

Ifè Oòyè, E jí gìrì
E jí gìrì, k’e gbé Ifè ga
Olórí aye ni’fè Oòyè
K’á múra láti tè s’íwájú
Òràmfè On’ílé iná
Oòduà a wèriri jagun
Òkànlén’írún irúnmolè
E gbé ’fè lé’kĕ ’sòro gbogbo

2. Ilé-ifè b’ojúmó ti mó wá
Ìlú àsà on ìlú èsìn
Gbogbo Yorùbá e káre ’fè
Ká lo w’ohun àdáyébá t’ó jo’jú
Ilé Oòduà Ifè l’ó wà
Opá Òràn’yàn; Ilé-Ifè ni.
’ Boji Morèmi Ilé-Ifè ni
Ará, e káre ’fè Oòdáyé.

Ifè Oòyè, E jí gìrì
E jí gìrì, k’e gbé Ifè ga
Olórí aye ni’fè Oòyè
K’á múra láti tè s’íwájú
Òràmfè On’ílé iná
Oòduà a wèriri jagun
Òkànlén’írún irúnmolè
E gbé ’fè lé’kĕ ’sòro gbogbo
Celebrities › Re: Impersonator Almost Ruined My Career – Wizkid Speaks by Tolexander: 7:10am On Jun 15, 2016
Jimi23:
How about paying a tribute to OJB who disxovered u? Dont be an ingrate kid. Life is not only about career and money. We love u still but behave.
what is this you just posted bro? undecided
Politics › Re: PHOTOS: Aisha Buhari At A Summit On Promoting Girl Child Education by Tolexander:
Nice!

girl children are meant to be given pen and not pen!s,
request for their books and not boobs,
flog when they are wayward, not furck
Politics › Re: Oyo State Declares Monday As Public Holiday by Tolexander: 1:55pm On Jun 12, 2016
before ajimobi declared holiday, the workers had already declared it since last week Wednesday cos they are currently on strike.
Christianity Etc › Re: Some Interesting Facts About The Bible. by Tolexander: 1:34pm On Jun 12, 2016
As it is on earth, so it is in heaven (not in the bible)
Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Transgender, Miss Sahhara Reveals Plans To Represent Nigeria In Spain by Tolexander: 1:12pm On Jun 12, 2016
joseph1832:
I can't wait for the reactions of nigerians when she does represent Nigeria. Social media will be ablaze. Lol.

She go regret her life. Lol.
she go regret his life grin
Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Transgender, Miss Sahhara Reveals Plans To Represent Nigeria In Spain by Tolexander: 12:49pm On Jun 12, 2016
HungerBAD:
This is a man?
she used to be a man!
Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Transgender, Miss Sahhara Reveals Plans To Represent Nigeria In Spain by Tolexander: 12:48pm On Jun 12, 2016
I pity you!

Buhari doesn't smile at things like this!
Phones › Re: PHOTO: Caption This Massive Typo Error On Samsung Galaxy Note Advert by Tolexander:
Chykeboss:
advert gone wrong grin
advert gone right!

a typographical terror
Phones › Re: PHOTO: Caption This Massive Typo Error On Samsung Galaxy Note Advert by Tolexander: 12:42pm On Jun 12, 2016
Though a typo, it is right anyway!

The Pen!s mightier than finger really!
0rgasm straight!
Politics › Re: PHOTO: Lucozade Shades President Buhari In New Hilarious Advert by Tolexander: 12:23pm On Jun 12, 2016
lucozade nigeria wanna use mr President's condition to resurrect the fading patronage of their product
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Did Cain In The Bible Marry? by Tolexander: 11:51am On Jun 12, 2016
Cutehector:
he married one of his sisters.. eve gave birth to other children before Cain hit abel
any scriptural reference to that claim?
Politics › Re: 12 Personalities Who Played Key Roles In June 12 Election by Tolexander: 11:42am On Jun 12, 2016
interesting!

His military career is distinguished by a string of successful coups. He was one the most successful coup plotters in the history of Nigeria’s military. Abacha came to national limelight as the announcer of the coup that ousted second republic President Shehu Shagari from office in 1983.

Exactly 20 years later, he forced Ernest Shonekan, head of the interim national government, to step down after barely three months in office.
on the bolded;
it is10years later, not exactly 20years later.
Politics › Re: Full List Of Retired Military Officers Released by Tolexander: 11:18am On Jun 12, 2016
carreport:
From the list and in your ow opinion how many are from the endangered "southern region"?
can't you see there is a difference between your post and the allegation?

Is all synonymous with majorly ?
Politics › Re: Full List Of Retired Military Officers Released by Tolexander:
carreport:
Hope this ends the speculation that they were all from Southern region.
POC!

nobody ever said that they're all from the southern region but majorly from the southern region.

moreover, where are the remaining names of the retired officers for proper justification?
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Celebrates Her 31st Birthday Today by Tolexander: 7:56am On Jun 09, 2016
birthday that doesnt affect the price of garri!
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Attack Town In Yobe, Cart Away Food by Tolexander: 8:21am On Jun 08, 2016
The mofos are technically hungry and technically need food for ramadan!

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