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HPBD- Happy Posthumous Birthday

It will be a total abuse of office and "button" if this thread is moved to the homepage (front-page) by the OP cos it is needless being there.

Jeffboi:
Don't worry. By the time we are done with. Danladi umar. He will regret being a lawyer

Don't let me curse you o

Babangida70:
This means more energy to _________

fork more beauty queens and turn them to his baby mama.

Jeffboi:
Why not. Danladi umar

you and Bukola Saraki's wish shall never be granted,

Lagbara Eleedua!
In Jesus name!
Ish Allahu!

Chief Olisa Metuh asked the ONSA team the source of the payment for the funding of the PDP’s campaign activities. He was not told, rather, they said they will get back to him, which they never did until he (Metuh) was arrested by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC.”

Metuh should have also delayed collecting the money until ONSA team got back to him on the source of payment of the campaign fund.

Mayflowa:
In truth, hardly can SUG position save up to acquire such property. Maybe Abuja SUG President is a one off case because of the environment the school is situated at. Lagos student union president may be lucky too.

Asides those two, who needs to be extremely smart to have such opportunities, it will be hard for any other SUG President to have 5 millions in his or her acct!

I used to be student union executive, so I speak from experience. You cannot go Scot free with any money collected. Students and Parliament are always on your neck. You can't even sideline ur executive members to go meet politicians.

Even if your team is gifted with 2million, A president can't have more than 400k and you have plenty mouth to feeds.

In fact, I doubt any student president can own such a house from monies gotten from his office either by hook or crook

I can infer you finished from a Federal school.

State SUG President can receive more than that mostly when it involves a shady deal with their state Governor.

According to the anti-graft agency, it is waiting for the conclusion of the corruption case she is facing in the United Kingdom (UK), before she would be extradited to answer for the alleged $115 billion election campaign scam for which many prominent Nigerians are being investigated.

what if the fate(guilt and imprisonment) that befell James Onanefe Ibori in UK befalls Alison Madueke, there won't be any investigation here again.

Alison was shuttling between Nigeria and UK in private jet. There is no reason why she can't be shuttling between Nigeria and UK to answer antigrafts' calls. And shuttling to serve the terms in both prison if found guilty in Nigeria and UK.

Europe third largest church by virtue of what?

Pavore9:
Mere aides!

eh!

If you knew the benefits and "ghana-must-go" attached to the mere aides, you wouldn't say that o.

You can see Nigerian legislators disorganizing an event like this, who won't know there is something innit. Which nigerian senator is ready to work for a mere purpose with no benefit?

Came:
This forehead na plasma TV . Clean plasma TV..

na money now!

She no dey chow groundnut with garri for afternoon na.

Probably the aborted fetus is the future President who is going to restore Nigerian hope, only God knows.

So with the way these Christian universities treat their students, they still manage to Bleep themselves?
Hun!

A fire broke out at 3:15pm at the Uyo airport yesterday. It seemed like an AC caught on fire.

However the terminal was evacuated in an orderly manner and the fire was contained by security personnel using a fire extinguisher. Flames were never visible but there was a lot of smoke.

A.C caught fire ke?

I can smell the lie in the air!

icebebe:
O.K.O

ah

Onisokuso ni e!

Chosen1984:
Next person here should pls read and Summarize for Us

OK sir;

Ifeajuna na one Igbo boy wey sabi jump wella sotey dem carry am go Vancouver 54 go do high jump, he put shoe for the left leg then jump the pole and scatter dem record. All dem oyinbo for Canada happi as per se no blacki don win gold before.

He commot jump go university wey dey Ibadan. Na for UI e con be Emeka Anyaoku padi unto sey dem be neighbor for hostel.

E finish skul, e con go join sojo. E gather him padi go burst Prime Minister for house, as e see sey yawa don gas, na so e do Alamiesegha thing run comot naija fo ghana

E com back con fight for hin people, dem commander nab am unto sey e dey form rebel. Commander tie am for tree, next thing na kosha kosha for him chest. Na so e life finish patapata.

Sorry bro, that is the summary of the first 4 lines the OP posted.

A lady that likes to get a heavenly feeling will not mind it.

Davido Rocked N150k Dolce & Gabana Top While His Daughter Also Wore A N170k Top For Her Birthday (See Photos)

Imade wore N170k top on that small body?

What kinda material was used in making the top, kevlar?

praizeblog:
yeeepa sug president ke

SUG Presidents nowadays are thieves only concerned with the money they can embezzle.

Na future leader be this?
Wondering how ready and matured Nigerian youths are to lead the Nation.

cktheluckyman:
but seriously SUG money cannot afford a house like this

who told you so?

If you really knew what the post of SUG President is and how they use the office to lobby from Politicians, companies and alumni, you wouldn't say that.

Speaking at the opening ceremony of a two-day maritime stakeholders conference organized by the Ministry of Transportation and its agencies in Lagos yesterday, Obasanjo said he would have privatized the company 20 years ago if he had the faintest idea that it was going to be used as a conduit to syphon public fund by succeeding administrations.

Was Obasanjo the President 20years ago?

Mr Obasanjo, you also used the company to siphon our money as the minister of petroleum sir.

Presiding judge, Justice Sulaiman Galadima, Monday ruled that PDP and Wali lacked the locus standi to apply to be joined in the suit, describing the two as interlopers who should not take part in a matter purely involving another party.

"Ija ile iketa"

Ile Yoruba a roju o

OPC will be part of the strike. And OPC urges Nigerians to join the strike. This strike may be our last opportunity to speak to power. It must not fail or else Nigeria and the Buhari regime are doomed to years of misrule and failure.

which of the OPCs?

The same Fasheun that can't handle OPC accusing Buhari!

MrKong:
The way Nigeria is going, I think it is better everybody die in the lagoon - President Buhari

8. Don't post false information on Nairaland.

Mynd44, see this prey!

pet4ril:
what!!! Are you for real?

So one needs prophecy to believe an escaped criminal would be rearrested in Ghana?

So this Actress (with K legs) still dey?
E don tey o!

She is definitely enjoying her home.

Nigerian celebs seem to be most times in the news when there is a trouble with their spouse.

What is this nonsense!

mary60:
Y is it dat we judge pple with there past...are u her creator....whereas we av not remove the log in our eye...and we are talking about the mot on anoder person eye

sister Mary,

Shey you don born like Anna Banner ni?

Chestar5:
I cant write cute when i no cum see d pikin face .....
Na deir life...

if the full face of the baby is shown, then you write CUTE!

Since the face is half shown, then you half the CUTE to write CU or TE

In Lagbaja's voice..


Parampe
Parampe
Parampe
Parampe

Akebaje ko le gun yan
lo ra pounda
Ko ma le lota
lo ra blenda
Ko ma lee sebe
lo gba cooku

Sungbo nkakan sooso lakebaje mo n se
Iyen si te mi lorun patapata

Parampe
Parampe
Parampe
Parampe

May Allah refuse to listen to the prayer
Ish Allahu!

While he was lying, did he remember to acknowledge the existence of Allah?

cktheluckyman:
lolz Tompolo a coward? That would not be how I would describe a man who who has reduced Nigeria's oil production capacity by 800,000 barrels

says who?

Can't you read Tompolo vehemently refuting the allegation on him behind the pipeline explosion by the Avengers and denying having anything to do with the Avengers?

If he is the man behind the reduced Nigerian daily oil production and still denies his action (unlike him in the past), what should one call that, coward?

Tompolo come out and present yourself to EFCC!

See him cowering like that dog wrapping his tail around its hind legs.