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Politics › Re: NDLEA Arrests 3 Civilian JTF In Possession Of Marijuana by Tolexander: 1:19pm On May 15, 2016
``We arrested three members of Civilian JTF with large volume of weeds suspected to be Indian hemp; they came with a brand new Toyota Hilux van with a large inscription of ``Civilian JTF ,’’ he said.

Ogilegwu added that the suspects were coming from Mobbar Local Government Area of the state, and would be arraigned after the completion of investigation.
leave then joor.

"Oju lasan ko se se were" (Madness can't be potentially demonstrated in a normal state).
So they expect the civilian JTF to face Boko boys with nothing to "ginger" them?
Nigerian JTF wouldn't dared facing the Boko boys without the action of the banned "weeds"
Politics › Re: Kachikwu, State Governors Forced Buhari To Hike Fuel Price - FG Official by Tolexander:
I am so sure Rauf Aregbesola lead the Governors to prevail on PMB to do that.
Celebrities › Re: Funsho Adeolu Blames Teebillz For Tiwa Savage's Failed Marriage by Tolexander: 12:54pm On May 15, 2016
In his words: ”It’s unfortunate that people don’t know why they are getting married these days. It’s not possible for you to love somebody and then go to the public to shame him or her. For instance, it’s impossible for my wife and I to have an irreconcilable fight.
1 Corinthians 10:12(KJV) Wherefore let him that thinketh he standeth take heed lest he fall.

So fall Funsho Adeolu's home is smooth today doesn't mean a worse occurrence than Tiwa Salvage home can't happen to his in the future (not my prayer though).

Blaming Tbillz, does Funsho wanna tell us he hasn't engaged in infidelity since he married?
"He that comes into equity must come with clean hands."
Sports › Re: Amaju Pinnick With Gianni Infantino & Samuel Eto'o (Photo) by Tolexander:
Cholls:
my brothers and sisters when is Baba going to look into this NFF "fantastically corrupt body" in Nigeria..............especially, those famous Three Musketeers.
FIFA may not allow that cos FIFA believes national politics should be separated from football.

When I saw Infantino, I was looking forward to see a kid.
Politics › Re: Grey Love! Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-iweala And Husband In Cute Selfies by Tolexander:
haywire07:
Money na bastard undecided
Money has nothing to do in this cos happiness can't be bought and maintained by money especially by lovers.

This is typical "grey love" typical and expected of successful and happy parents having grown up children but none staying with them anymore.

This is one of the very romantic things they can do to make themselves happy and when seen by the children, the children will be happy the aged "Romeo and Juliet" at home are doing well and maintaining the aged chemistry.

Only happy parents can take this kinda selfie and send to the children abroad. Just imagine what kind of selfie an unhappy parents would send to the children abroad, selfie of a swollen face from punches and slaps from the partner.

Praying every lovers can withstand the rest of time to take this "grey love" selfie.
Politics › Re: Yar’adua’s Wives Unhappy With Nigeria by Tolexander: 12:06pm On May 15, 2016
jayriginal:
Really?

I seem to recall that he was the first president to be called "Baba Go Slow".

Why are we so forgetful?
when has being slow become a bad thing?
Politics › Re: Yar’adua’s Wives Unhappy With Nigeria by Tolexander: 8:43am On May 15, 2016
We Nigerians are not yet happy with Turai too.

Whisking out our President without telling us the situation of his health,
Lieng to us the President's health hadn't gone bad,
Fenced the democratic elected vce president out of power and knowledge of the whereabout of his boss,
Sneaked Mr President in to the country in the middle of the night.

Till now, she hasn't told us anything about the whole scenario and she expects Nigerians to remember him. Though Umar Yaradua was relatively good as president.
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Tolexander: 8:06am On May 15, 2016
lovinam:
Dude!! Its been ages sha. I hope you are doing ok!
sure, doing OK!
You?
Celebrities › Re: Comedian AY Mistakenly Shares Asisat Oshoala's Photo Featuring Her Hanging Bra by Tolexander: 7:42am On May 15, 2016
Asisat shared the picture herself.
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Tolexander: 7:29am On May 15, 2016
lovinam:
Of course na! Tap into my annointing o! I gist till d point of delivery. Very smooth delivery without epidural. Ehen no tear too. Na after birth body ache be d koko + the sleepless nights
Mama mia, Happy Sunday cheesy
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Poses With Masquerades At An Event. Photo by Tolexander: 7:15am On May 15, 2016
Not Peter Obi posed with masquerades but Masquerades posed with Peter Obi.

Peter Obi is the celeb here.
Sports › Re: See Ashisat Oshoala's Tweet After Winning Women's FA Cup With Arsenal by Tolexander: 12:00am On May 15, 2016
Aminat508:
i saw it too. Komu pinki lipsrsealed size 15 angry
that should be the smallest bra size or is there any size smaller than that ma?

Congratulations to Oshoala!
before mod hide this post for off topic.
Sports › Re: See Ashisat Oshoala's Tweet After Winning Women's FA Cup With Arsenal by Tolexander: 11:55pm On May 14, 2016
Stanleywaxy:
Is that a ____ @ her back shocked
Tell me that's part of the kit too
na pink bra and black G string naw!

Puma made all the kit including the bra and G string.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram: FG Looks To China For More Weapons by Tolexander:
That is good!

Geoffrey should try to reiterate this to the Chinese, they shouldn't produce guns that if shot in Maiduguri (Boko Haram) in Borno State or Escravos (Avengers) in Delta State, one would hear the sound in Abuja like the usual "chinko" phones.
Politics › Re: Biafra: MASSOB Hires 500 Pastors, Prayer Warriors by Tolexander:
THE struggle to actualise Biafra has gone spiritual as Chief Ralph Uwazuruike’s faction of the Movement for the Actualisation of Sovereign State of Biafra (MASSOB) under Biafra Independence Movement has raised over 500 pastors and prayer warriors across the region to pray for the immediate actualisation of a sovereign Igbo nation.
Na Armageddon battle Nwazurike wan fight? gringrin
Struggle gone spiritual!


These people are commedian aswear grin
Science/Technology › Re: (PHOTO) SEE The Huge Snake Killed Around My Area by Tolexander: 6:11pm On May 14, 2016
KrystalConnect:
when Lalasticlala sees a snake thread on his p.c, he rushes to push it to front page like:
that super mod is Jake the Snake.
Celebrities › Re: Dr Sid Daughter's 1st Birthday Marked With New Pics by Tolexander: 5:00pm On May 14, 2016
Michellla:
lol.
you know you're the real perv for reading meanings to an harmless picture.
harmless picture you called?

May God forgive you grin
Politics › Re: UK Aids Nigeria With N14b To Fight Boko Haram by Tolexander: 4:33pm On May 14, 2016
LordIsaac:
We thank thee...o UK!
don't thank them joorr.

They are just giving back to us part of the Nigerian money in their domain.

Ori Olokun and other cultural monumental values stolen are still held in their museums attracting tourists daily

Remember the benefits and entitlement our ancestors worked for when they were whisked away from the "point of no return",

Have you forgotten the British isle and other oversea territories are haven for the yam stolen by the goats?

Britain has just given back less than 1% of our money.
Sports › Re: Asisat Oshoala Wins FA Cup In First Season At Arsenal Ladies by Tolexander: 4:27pm On May 14, 2016
dotcomnamename:
Asisat Oshoala just won the Women's FA Cup for Arsenal. grin

Where are the bad beles like sweetcocoa and oloriooko that said it was a bad decision for her to join Arsenal.
https://www.nairaland.com/2997678/arsenal-fc-ladies-unveils-oshoala/1 grin


Congratulations to Asisat Oshoala on winning her first trophy with Arsenal


https://twitter.com/ArsenalLadies
The real issue isn't Arsenal winning the FA cup, but Oshoala's appearance and playing time for the team.
Celebrities › Re: Dr Sid Daughter's 1st Birthday Marked With New Pics by Tolexander: 3:40pm On May 14, 2016
talktonase:
make that pikin grow first she go sue dr sid and d mama for leaving her half naked for the world to see.
The funny thing is when the baby grows up, she will be covering her breasts from us, not knowing we have already seen the breasts when she was a year old.
Celebrities › Re: Dr Sid Daughter's 1st Birthday Marked With New Pics by Tolexander: 3:32pm On May 14, 2016
Happy birthday to the baby.

But it is not good the way the mother exposed the baby's breasts in the picture. That is the beginning of dressing nude.
Politics › Re: Musiliu Obanikoro Ex-Nigerian Minister WANTED For Fraud Graduates Today. by Tolexander: 3:12pm On May 14, 2016
One of the goats still having our yam.
Politics › Re: Igbos Own Some Of The Cattles Reared By Fulani Herdsmen – Enugu monarch by Tolexander: 1:50pm On May 14, 2016
This Igwe has spoken the truth many won't want to hear.

Some of these cattle in herdsmen custody are owned by southerners.
Politics › Re: Breaking News: NANS FIXS New Date For National Convention. by Tolexander: 11:47am On May 14, 2016
Cultists!
Celebrities › Re: Interesting! Kiss Daniel's Throwback Photo Will Make You Laugh by Tolexander: 10:26am On May 14, 2016
Is the childhood pic for when Kiss Daniel was born in 1987 or 1994?
Politics › Re: This Photo Of A Pot-bellied Nigerian Policeman Has Got People Talking by Tolexander: 7:48am On May 14, 2016
Is he pregnant?
Probably that is his bribery pouch.

I wonder how he forks girls with this barrier!
Webmasters › Re: Mark Zuckerberg Commends Jobberman Founders As Internet.org Free Basics Launches by Tolexander: 7:02am On May 14, 2016
vicchi12:
embarassed ahem!!! Ever heard of indeed and monster? Your Nigerian brothers often go and try to scam people there as well. Also, Mr. Please, millions of people are unemployed in the United States of America.
I never said there is no unemployment in US.
Webmasters › Re: Mark Zuckerberg Commends Jobberman Founders As Internet.org Free Basics Launches by Tolexander: 5:22am On May 14, 2016
Karm16:
You work hard, you get recognized by one of the world's tech giant. Then you can play hard.
Now this is what I call business.
SW Nigeria is home to Nigeria's technological hub.

mynd44
lalasticala
jobberman crew is one of the few Nigerians the Nigerian problem don help.

How 'very' possible is it for an American to think about connecting people looking for job and company looking for who to ask employ?
The site may not even get enough traffic since the level of unemployment is relatively very low.
Education › Re: Queen's College Sexual Molestation Scandal : Accused Teacher Exonerated by Tolexander: 5:14am On May 14, 2016
The teacher, Olaseni Oshifala was accused of sneaking into the girl's hostel at night to handle and have intercourse with girls in their sleep.He was also accused of flirting with some of his female students. The Minister of State for Education, Prof. Anthony Onwukah had setup a panel to investigate the matter on March 22nd.
The teacher na incubus?
Politics › Re: Nigerian Ministers And Their Phone Numbers As Released By Sahara Reporters by Tolexander:
Na everyday I go dey send "Please send me credit" to them. GOD catch them today.
Politics › Re: #ChinaTrip: Lai Mohammed Reacts To Letter To NBC by Tolexander: 6:31pm On May 13, 2016
This guy hasn't realised he is a Nigerian minister and not APC spokesman!
Family › Re: Best Way To Show Your Wife You Are Not Happy With Her by Tolexander:
Missmossy:
What a thread, God please don't give me an immature man for a husband so I won't run mad grin grin



Smh @ the comments here,so so childish and uncalled for.
your prayer is answered! grin

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