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Politics › Re: Rainbow FM Deny Speaking To Iyabo Obasanjo by Tolexander: 5:42pm On Dec 18, 2013
oshyno: All these just in one day. Holy molly Wednesday !!!!!
bro, i tire o!
Only God knows the news tomorrow!
Politics › Re: Okonjo Iweala Admits Sanusi Is Right And $49billion Is Intact by Tolexander: 5:35pm On Dec 18, 2013
[quote author=A-ZeD]Someone already blamed witches and demons for the poor power situation.
Aliens are in line for the next blame.[/quote]aircraft disaster as an act of God!

Sure-P = Sure-Problem
Family › Re: Foods For Headache by Tolexander: 5:21pm On Dec 18, 2013
* bananas: bananas are a
great food to eat when trying
to relieve a stubborn
headache. They are high in
magnesium,which can relax
your blood vessel and ease
head pain. They are also high
in pottasium,which is an
essential part of your
electrolyte balance.
i very believe the banana prescription curing headache. Cos banana is the best food monkeys ever like, and i've never heard of monkeys complaining having an headache even while rigorously pulling stunts turning the head upside down accrobatically.

Yorubas do say 'ori ki fo obo'(monkeys don't have headache).
Celebrities › Re: Skuki Peeshaun Kissing A South Africa Dancer (Picture) by Tolexander: 4:28pm On Dec 18, 2013
Ma yin won ni banger!
Politics › Re: Purported Iyabo Obasanjo’s Letter Is A forgery – Obasanjo’s family & Aides by Tolexander: 2:40pm On Dec 18, 2013
Nigeria is now a hell of jokes!

What does one expect from a country whose name is formed from words play by a young lady and a country where the only thing the president could use to trick them to vote him in is 'having no shoes when he was young'.

Only God knows what news is gonna make the headline tonight and the one that we gonna wake up to see tomorrow.
Food › Re: Picture Of Baker Sleeping On A Bed Of Bread by Tolexander: 1:16pm On Dec 18, 2013
Abbey2sam: You may actually never make any sense......
looking for a partner in his own world of senselessness!
I refuse to be in your world!
Politics › Re: Zuriel Oduwole Wants To Be US President by Tolexander: 11:20am On Dec 18, 2013
May God help you sister and protect you from those men that are interested in using their d1ck to change the destiny of the ambitious gurls.
Education › Re: Things A Fresher Should Know Before Resuming In A Tertiary Institution by Tolexander: 10:49am On Dec 18, 2013
ueskman: all departments most offer this course or only for freshers?
it is for all part 1 students and those that carried the course over.
Politics › Re: I Did Not Write Any Letter To My Father-iyabo Obasanjo by Tolexander: 10:32am On Dec 18, 2013
[quote author=Afam4eva][/quote]afam, this has been trending anyway. People are saying it's been on on radio stations in abeokuta.
That can't be relied on anyway cos this is nigeria where falsehood and rumour trend more than fact.
Food › Re: Picture Of Baker Sleeping On A Bed Of Bread by Tolexander: 10:20am On Dec 18, 2013
Abbey2sam: And you tink you're making sense
and i never pray to make sense to those that are naive of the meaning of sense!
Politics › Re: Labour Party Chairman’s Wife Kidnapped By Gunmen by Tolexander: 10:18am On Dec 18, 2013
When will all these stop in nigeria?
Webmasters › Re: Google Nigeria Top Searches Of 2013 by Tolexander:
Abu Mikey:

Gonzalo Higuain? undecided

Or, Am I missing something huh

the expected transfer of Gonzalo Higuain to arsenal fc seems to have likely caused this. You know Arsenal FC has a large fan base in nigeria.

MOST SEARCHED CARS
Toyota Camry
Honda Accord
Toyota Corolla
Range Rover Sport
Honda CRV
Honda Civic
Passat
Honda Pilot
Nissan Pathfinder
Ferrari
we aren't patriotic in nigeria at all!

Why isn't any of the Innoson motors in the list?
Politics › Re: I Did Not Write Any Letter To My Father-iyabo Obasanjo by Tolexander: 10:02am On Dec 18, 2013
funnyx: Nigerian politics! Never a dull moment grin grin
@Afam It's on Facebook that she issued the statement at Rainbow FM hopefully we can confirm this later in the day.
where is the link to the facebook post?
Education › Re: Things A Fresher Should Know Before Resuming In A Tertiary Institution by Tolexander: 9:45am On Dec 18, 2013
ueskman: At last, after two years of seeking admission into tertiary institution, now m admitted to Oau.
Need help from you ppl, Whatt are those things am supposed to know before stepping into that school? kind of nervous, help pals, thanks in advance.
you need a 'pullover' for the anglomoz 101 course anyway!
Romance › Re: delete this topic mods by Tolexander: 9:30am On Dec 18, 2013
Why is everyone abusing the OP now?

The guy went visiting Santa Claus yesterday, and here he is displaying the gifts he was given and all you could do is to scold him.
It is unfair now!

Do you all think it is easy paying #50 to watch santa claus?

Abeg OP, don't mind them!
Sports › Re: Mercy Akide-udoh (former Super Falcon Player) Inducted Into USL Hall Of Fame-pic by Tolexander: 9:23am On Dec 18, 2013
Abu Mikey:

Congrats smiley

I can remember her big booty during her playing days, which is a few years ago.


As for Colin Udoh, na Man You be! cheesy

still wondering how those booty escaped being kicked in place of football in her playing days on the pitch.
Food › Re: Picture Of Baker Sleeping On A Bed Of Bread by Tolexander: 9:10am On Dec 18, 2013
God don butter the guy's bread inserting R and A in between his BED forming BREAD
Politics › Re: Breaking News: Tambuwal Likely To Decamp To Apc Today by Tolexander: 8:35am On Dec 18, 2013
And some people will come here to tell us APC is a progressive party!
Sports › Re: Mercy Akide-udoh (former Super Falcon Player) Inducted Into USL Hall Of Fame-pic by Tolexander: 6:45am On Dec 18, 2013
Congrats woman!
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Is Working With APC - Daughter by Tolexander: 6:28am On Dec 18, 2013
Thank God, obasanjo that wrote an open letter to the President isn't also vindicated from an open letter.

How come Iyabo didn't write the open letter when she was in the house through the assistance of her dad?

What i can realise from these flying open letters is that criticisms are done when things one expected from the other party aren't coming one's way again like the Obj & GEJ, Iyabo and her father. Notwithstanding the correction to the open letters shouldn't be taken lightly!
Celebrities › Re: Ateke Tom Shows-off His Pet Lions by Tolexander: 6:10am On Dec 18, 2013
Emzybrown: So all the billions ateke tom is stuffing goes to f..ucking lions.... angry angry angry angry
imagine!

Tompolo buying private jet.

Asari Dokubo getting a university in benin republic.

And they said militancy no pay!
Jokes Etc › Re: Picture Of A Nairalander With A Celebrity! by Tolexander(op): 5:59am On Dec 18, 2013
Don Demu: Wanna make it a kind of a "jesus" among other threads. Merry Xmas
gringrin
Same to you bro!
Celebrities › Re: SHOCKING- Father Seeks 1million Facebook Like For Daughters Hand In Marriage by Tolexander: 11:08pm On Dec 17, 2013
Instead of asking his
daughter's husband-to-be for
a dowry payment
, Salem
Ayash, a poet from the city of
Taiz, has asked for one million
Facebook likes.
still wondering why this mistake is made often, even by the media.

Groom doesn't pay dowry but bride price. Only the bride pays the dowry.

Na for the groom to go and create 1million facebook accounts be that.
Education › Re: Varsity Debate: Nigeria Crashes Out As S’africa Wins Contest by Tolexander: 10:57pm On Dec 17, 2013
The Nigerian universities that
took part in the debate are
the
University of Calabar,
Cross River
University of Technology,
Imo State University,

University of Lagos; [color=crimson]University
of Port Harcourt, Rivers State[/color];
University of Uyo, Ambrose Ali
University, Ekpoma, Edo State
and Michael Opara University
of Agriculture, Umudike, Abia
State.
and they are expecting nigeria to win South African and Botswanan universities after 5months at home?

Where were Unilorin and the private universities? They don't want to be useful for ASUU and nigeria.

That uniport alone is enough to scatter nigerian chance.
Jokes Etc › Re: Picture Of A Nairalander With A Celebrity! by Tolexander(op): 10:47pm On Dec 17, 2013
Don Demu: The groom is busy snapping with a celebrity
why did you resurrect this thread?
Politics › Re: Calls For Jonathan’s Impeachment ‘utter Rubbish’- Senate by Tolexander: 10:42pm On Dec 17, 2013
Addressing journalists on
Tuesday in Abuja, the
Chairman, Senate
Committee on Media,
Information and Public
Affairs, Enyinnaya Abaribe
(PDP-Abia), said the call was
“utter rubbish”.
Education › Re: University Of Ibadan(pictures) by Tolexander: 10:33pm On Dec 17, 2013
Jehovah Shalom: Really? So it was because of 50k u were crying like that that day? Jesus wept! sad
no bro!

I meant i collected from men higher than 1 digit wealthy men.
Celebrities › Re: Picture Of A Nairalander With The Great Nelson Mandela.. by Tolexander: 10:26pm On Dec 17, 2013
jonaji: You didn't see weLl !! Stop reading meaning into it !!
ah ah bro!

You never commot the picture?
Education › Re: University Of Ibadan(pictures) by Tolexander: 10:14pm On Dec 17, 2013
Jehovah Shalom: I remember I was one of those who gave you money that day because you were weeping profusely and crying like a baby. cheesy
ah ah bro!

Though i begged for money, i still maintained my level not collecting from those that had #1 as their last card. gringrin
Politics › Re: Breaking News: Ahoada Main Market In Rivers State On Fire by Tolexander: 9:57pm On Dec 17, 2013
wiseguy: Breaking News: report has it that ahoada main mkt in rivers state is on fire just less than 24 hrs after the mile 1 mkt fire incident.
hope this isn't the begining of the signs of end time?
Celebrities › Re: 2face Laments On COSON/NBA Ban by Tolexander: 9:55pm On Dec 17, 2013
Give them lill change, they will unban your music. That is what they want!
Education › Re: University Of Ibadan(pictures) by Tolexander: 9:27pm On Dec 17, 2013
Waoh, the school i dreamt of when i was young!

Nostalgia of when i went for the admission and spent all my money including the transport fare and had to settle for begging for money from passengers in Iwo Road to get back to ife.
Crying!!!

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