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oshyno: All these just in one day. Holy molly Wednesday !!!!!bro, i tire o! Only God knows the news tomorrow! |
[quote author=A-ZeD]Someone already blamed witches and demons for the poor power situation. Aliens are in line for the next blame.[/quote]aircraft disaster as an act of God! Sure-P = Sure-Problem |
* bananas: bananas are ai very believe the banana prescription curing headache. Cos banana is the best food monkeys ever like, and i've never heard of monkeys complaining having an headache even while rigorously pulling stunts turning the head upside down accrobatically. Yorubas do say 'ori ki fo obo'(monkeys don't have headache). |
Ma yin won ni banger! |
Nigeria is now a hell of jokes! What does one expect from a country whose name is formed from words play by a young lady and a country where the only thing the president could use to trick them to vote him in is 'having no shoes when he was young'. Only God knows what news is gonna make the headline tonight and the one that we gonna wake up to see tomorrow. |
Abbey2sam: You may actually never make any sense......looking for a partner in his own world of senselessness! I refuse to be in your world! |
May God help you sister and protect you from those men that are interested in using their d1ck to change the destiny of the ambitious gurls. |
ueskman: all departments most offer this course or only for freshers?it is for all part 1 students and those that carried the course over. |
[quote author=Afam4eva][/quote]afam, this has been trending anyway. People are saying it's been on on radio stations in abeokuta. That can't be relied on anyway cos this is nigeria where falsehood and rumour trend more than fact. |
Abbey2sam: And you tink you're making senseand i never pray to make sense to those that are naive of the meaning of sense! |
When will all these stop in nigeria? |
Abu Mikey:the expected transfer of Gonzalo Higuain to arsenal fc seems to have likely caused this. You know Arsenal FC has a large fan base in nigeria. MOST SEARCHED CARSwe aren't patriotic in nigeria at all! Why isn't any of the Innoson motors in the list? |
funnyx: Nigerian politics! Never a dull momentwhere is the link to the facebook post? |
ueskman: At last, after two years of seeking admission into tertiary institution, now m admitted to Oau.you need a 'pullover' for the anglomoz 101 course anyway! |
Why is everyone abusing the OP now? The guy went visiting Santa Claus yesterday, and here he is displaying the gifts he was given and all you could do is to scold him. It is unfair now! Do you all think it is easy paying #50 to watch santa claus? Abeg OP, don't mind them! |
Abu Mikey:still wondering how those booty escaped being kicked in place of football in her playing days on the pitch. |
God don butter the guy's bread inserting R and A in between his BED forming BREAD |
And some people will come here to tell us APC is a progressive party! |
Congrats woman! |
Thank God, obasanjo that wrote an open letter to the President isn't also vindicated from an open letter. How come Iyabo didn't write the open letter when she was in the house through the assistance of her dad? What i can realise from these flying open letters is that criticisms are done when things one expected from the other party aren't coming one's way again like the Obj & GEJ, Iyabo and her father. Notwithstanding the correction to the open letters shouldn't be taken lightly! |
Emzybrown: So all the billions ateke tom is stuffing goes to f..ucking lions....imagine! Tompolo buying private jet. Asari Dokubo getting a university in benin republic. And they said militancy no pay! |
Don Demu: Wanna make it a kind of a "jesus" among other threads. Merry Xmas ![]() ![]() Same to you bro! |
Instead of asking hisstill wondering why this mistake is made often, even by the media. Groom doesn't pay dowry but bride price. Only the bride pays the dowry. Na for the groom to go and create 1million facebook accounts be that. |
The Nigerian universities thatand they are expecting nigeria to win South African and Botswanan universities after 5months at home? Where were Unilorin and the private universities? They don't want to be useful for ASUU and nigeria. That uniport alone is enough to scatter nigerian chance. |
Don Demu: The groom is busy snapping with a celebritywhy did you resurrect this thread? |
Addressing journalists on |
Jehovah Shalom: Really? So it was because of 50k u were crying like that that day? Jesus wept!no bro! I meant i collected from men higher than 1 digit wealthy men. |
jonaji: You didn't see weLl !! Stop reading meaning into it !!ah ah bro! You never commot the picture? |
Jehovah Shalom: I remember I was one of those who gave you money that day because you were weeping profusely and crying like a baby.ah ah bro! Though i begged for money, i still maintained my level not collecting from those that had #1 as their last card. ![]() ![]() |
wiseguy: Breaking News: report has it that ahoada main mkt in rivers state is on fire just less than 24 hrs after the mile 1 mkt fire incident.hope this isn't the begining of the signs of end time? |
Give them lill change, they will unban your music. That is what they want! |
Waoh, the school i dreamt of when i was young! Nostalgia of when i went for the admission and spent all my money including the transport fare and had to settle for begging for money from passengers in Iwo Road to get back to ife. Crying!!! |
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