Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Italy - International Friendly: (2 - 2) On 18th November 2013 by Tolexander: 5:53pm On Nov 07, 2013 |
If none of them wins the match, then it is gonna end in draw. 100% sure of that outcome. Aint T.B Joshua o! |
Politics › Re: Nollywood Actor Jibola Dabo Joins Politics, Contests For House Of House Of Reps by Tolexander: 5:50pm On Nov 07, 2013 |
Another version of Rotimi Makinde! |
Nairaland General › Re: Anti-humbledbygrace Army!!! ~|Case Settled|~ by Tolexander: 5:48pm On Nov 07, 2013 |
HumbledbYGrace: I think I like you too  sister! I haven't taken my time to read the allegations! Are the allegations against you right? |
Nairaland General › Re: Anti-humbledbygrace Army!!! ~|Case Settled|~ by Tolexander: 5:47pm On Nov 07, 2013 |
kristana: hehe my egbon.u ddnt ask.of.me.naaa...neways i jus took a break...hw av u bin? i do ask of you from jehovah! Ask jehovah, he will tell you i do ask of you every microseconds. |
Nairaland General › Re: Who Is Your Favorite And Most Villainous Moderator On Nairaland by Tolexander: 5:37pm On Nov 07, 2013 |
I've got no bad mod! |
Nairaland General › Re: Anti-humbledbygrace Army!!! ~|Case Settled|~ by Tolexander: 5:33pm On Nov 07, 2013 |
kristana: wow...i think i like you HBG aburo! Where have you been? |
Romance › Re: Ladies Between Money And Handsomeness, Which Will You Choose. by Tolexander: 4:48pm On Nov 07, 2013 |
[quote author=4C2215131][/quote]oga! This your monicker na bb pin or jamb registration number? |
Romance › Re: Ladies Between Money And Handsomeness, Which Will You Choose. by Tolexander: 4:40pm On Nov 07, 2013 |
kaeyame: Lol! Even if you do Tolexander dear, you are already taken. Your babes are plenty on nairaland! OMG! Jesos Kwaist of nairaland! |
Romance › Re: Ladies Between Money And Handsomeness, Which Will You Choose. by Tolexander: 7:34am On Nov 07, 2013 |
kaeyame: a man that can read what I wrote in the first part of my earlier post will know my kind of man i can read what you wrote in your earlier and even earliest post! Do i fit in to your kind of man? |
Education › Re: Oau Pre Degree Admission 2013/2014! by Tolexander: 7:28am On Nov 07, 2013 |
[quote author=#me@]Wen are u resuming i asked  Huhhhh   [/quote]why you dey ask? You wan go dey do fishing for moro abi? |
Romance › Re: Siberian Teen Just Auctioned Her Virginity For About $27,000 by Tolexander: 6:22am On Nov 07, 2013 |
[quote author=#me@]I catch you today! So ur not a virgin!!!  [/quote]i be virgin o! My own hymen no tear, blood no commot for my d1ck when we do am! |
Politics › Re: Breaking: Nigerian Ex-minister, Silas Ilo Dies In London At 73 by Tolexander: 9:15pm On Nov 06, 2013 |
RIP!
Next! |
Business › Re: Banker Stole N24m From Customers' Accounts (Ondo) by Tolexander: 9:02pm On Nov 06, 2013 |
This nemesis fast mehn!
An interesting part of it is that, na one guy go collect the money from her, spending the money on other gurls. |
Romance › Re: Siberian Teen Just Auctioned Her Virginity For About $27,000 by Tolexander: 8:57pm On Nov 06, 2013 |
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Foreign Affairs › Re: Nobody Dies After Two Planes Full Of Skydivers Crash In The Air by Tolexander(op): 7:35pm On Nov 06, 2013*. Modified: 5:42am On Nov 10, 2013 |
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[color=crimson]follow @9jaSkyDiver on Twitter for updates[/color], Vote your CITY to Host Hurry! just TEXT "'SKYDIVE (space) your City' to 35140. E.g "Skydive Ibokun" to 35140 |
Romance › Re: Siberian Teen Just Auctioned Her Virginity For About $27,000 by Tolexander: 6:45pm On Nov 06, 2013*. Modified: 7:02pm On Nov 06, 2013 |
The auction was posted Oct. 30 with a 800,000 ruble price tag, which translates to about $24,600. A day later, someone had bid 900,000 rubles, or about $27,700, in order to deflower her. $24,600(N3,896,640) on top say you wan lose hymen? $27,700(N4,387,680)on top say you wan tear hymen? May God bless Romoke my ex wherever she is for giving me the opportunity to penetrate her and tear her hymen after eating her indomine free of charge. |
Foreign Affairs › Nobody Dies After Two Planes Full Of Skydivers Crash In The Air by Tolexander(op): 6:30pm On Nov 06, 2013 |
Nine skydivers and two pilots survived a mid-air crash at 12,000 feet this weekend after those aboard were able to safely parachute to the ground. Two of those aboard suffered minor injuries. The surreal crash along the Wisconsin-Minnesota border left one plane totally destroyed, forcing its pilot to eject to safety. The other plane was eventually able to land. Both planes were owned by Skydive Superior.
According to a local Fox affiliate, authorities still don't know why the two planes collided, though they were flying close to each other at the time, one following the other. Just before impact, the lead plane carried four people seconds away from jumping in formation, while the trailing plane carried five — two inside, two prepared to leap. It sounds like the crash shook off the prepared skydivers on impact, while the remaining two jumpers managed to get out of the trailing plane shortly after. The lead pilot ejected as his plane caught fire and began to break apart, using an emergency parachute to guide his descent. The other plane was in much better shape.
Every skydiver except for the pilot was equipped with a steerable parachute, letting them land more or less where they were aiming for before the crash, anyway. All of the skydivers involved in the crash were experienced, including several instructors for Skydive Superior. One of them, Mike Robinson, described the debris falling from the destroyed plane as the group descended:
“We’re in free fall, so we’re falling about 120 miles an hour vertically down...But then we open our parachutes, and now all the sudden they’re falling faster than we are. … Fortunately, everybody kept it together so they just avoided (the debris).”
Of all those involved, the pilot in the lead plane that broke apart suffered the most serious injuries: he "was visibly bloodied about his face and shirt and had one hand wrapped in a garment," according to Superior Fire Department Battalion Chief Vern Johnson's comment to CNN. According to Robinson, the pilot may need some stitches, but was not "seriously hurt." " orisun |
Education › Re: Nairaland Interschool Debate. :::Planning Thread by Tolexander: 9:08am On Nov 06, 2013 |
Oluwatola5: Lol......bro am scared ooo. I am just doing this because people didnt turn up for our school. don't do it cos people aren't turning up but cos you wanna do it and capable! Don't worry sister, God is with you! |
Crime › Re: Pregnant Female Armed Robber Arrested In Lagos, See What She Says.[pic] by Tolexander: 9:06am On Nov 06, 2013 |
This woman will just ended up bringing the fetus to this world to suffer! |
Education › Re: Nairaland Interschool Debate. :::Planning Thread by Tolexander: 8:52am On Nov 06, 2013 |
Oluwatola5: BTW, Oluwatola representing OAU respect!  Am with you sister! |
Nairaland General › Re: Anti-humbledbygrace Army!!! ~|Case Settled|~ by Tolexander: 8:51am On Nov 06, 2013 |
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Politics › Re: 338km East-west Road Fast Nearing Completion- Leadership Newspapers by Tolexander: 7:26am On Nov 06, 2013 |
kel4soft: This is absolute nonsense. What they have achieve in Rivers is only one lane. I.e from Elele - Emuoha. Then, the other part they have completed is from Onne - Ette Junction (That is thanks to Yara dua who paid 80% of the money to RCC before he died.) Since the other section was given to Ministry of Niger Delta; the construction has been in snail movement. As I talk to you for the past one year. Setraco has been rigmaroling between Rumuomasi and Alakaiah in Port Harcourt section and are yet to complete one section of the road. Worst hit is the Rumuosi - Eleme junction which is now a laughing stock to our people. The Ahoada-Bayelsa-Ughelli axis has not been touched. How much did Orubebe pay to Leadership to write this rubbish. And why taking glory of Yaradua's achievement?
My candid advice to our brothers from the east, speak the truth always and stop all these deceitful acts. Remember when the Igbos send their children to schools, only to discourage their Ikwerre and Etche brothers from sending theirs. Now, you are supporting a clueless leader cos he is from our side, so you can laugh at us at the end of the day. If an Igbo man choose a course to support, I will join the other pary because they are never sincere. " original mumu, na d 1 wey fall twice". taharqa, you read this ^^^? |
Business › Re: Banks To Replace ATM Card With Finger Print. by Tolexander: 7:04am On Nov 06, 2013 |
sambas: The Central Bank of Nigeria and the Bankers Committee on Tuesday sealed a biometric solution pact with a German Firm, Dermalog, for the development of a payment system that would be driven by fingerprints. The move, according to the Governor, CBN, Mr. Lamido Sanusi, will help to revolutionise the country’s payment system. For instance, unlike the current practice where different instruments are used as means of identification, bank customers will from 2014 be identified through their fingerprints. Sanusi, while speaking at the signing of the agreement, which was held at the central bank’s headquarters in Abuja, noted that the system would become operational on February 14, 2014. The move followed the recommendation of a sub-committee chaired by the Group Managing Director, Zenith Bank Plc, Mr. Godwin Emefiele. The committee, made up of the Group Managing Directors of Access Bank Plc, First Bank of Nigeria Limited, United Bank for Africa Plc, Union Bank of Nigeria Plc and Skye Bank Plc, had shortlisted Dermalog as the company to develop a database for the banking sector. Emefiele said, “The company that was awarded the contract has been given a very ambitious deadline, and before the contract was awarded, it agreed that it would deliver in 90 days. “The first phase of the project will connect the central data to the banks as well as the central bank and the Nigeria Interbank Settlement System. We believe that the company will do so, and by February 14, 2014, we are all very optimistic and looking forward for a gift from the banking industry. “The cost of the project is above $50m and the banks, in their wisdom and in line with their collaborative efforts, are going to be sharing the cost of the project, and no customer is going to be charged for this project.” Explaining the reason for the project, Sanusi said it would help to provide a single biometric database that would serve the purpose of authentication as well as address the issues of money laundering, fraud, credit extension and financial inclusion. He said, “The vision is that this will go beyond the banks and it is a very tight deadline that I have set for the committee and the committee has discussed with Dermalog; and in three months, we can officially say that every single Nigerian bank is connected to the system; and hopefully in the coming months, we will expect every customer of every branch of every bank in Nigeria to have complied to this, but it goes beyond the banking system. “We have about a thousand microfinance banks; we have customers of pension fund administrators; we have customers of insurance companies; we have people who deal with the stock market, and the vision for this is that everyone that deals with the financial system should have his biometric data captured, and this will be used for identification, verification and authentication.” Sanusi said the project would not have any negative impact on the national identity card project, adding that the biometric database of the banking sector would help to complement the Federal Government’s identity management project. He said, “For a long time, we have been waiting for the national identity card system and progress is being made, and I will like to use this opportunity to let everybody understand that the banking industry project is not in any way incompatible with the national identity process.” source http:// www.punchng.com/ news/banks-to-identify- customers-by- fingerprints-next-year/ you could modify your first post and add this to it with the source. |
Politics › Re: N500b SURE-P Fund Missing-senate by Tolexander: 6:21am On Nov 06, 2013 |
E don develope wing to fly away. |
Politics › Re: Efcc: We Are Ready To Prosecute Oduah by Tolexander: 6:11am On Nov 06, 2013 |
June 2015 will be the end of the prosecution. |
Christianity Etc › Re: SHOCKING: Pastor Wears Condom, Rȃpěs Married Woman In His Car by Tolexander: 6:06am On Nov 06, 2013 |
The story appears as a script to me and seems unreal! |
Entertainment › Re: Post Your Best Good Morning Quotes Here by Tolexander: 6:01am On Nov 06, 2013 |
E karo, se e ma fomo? Dye your d1ck!
That's my best good morning quote and that's when i was in awo hall! |
Nairaland General › Re: Anti-humbledbygrace Army!!! ~|Case Settled|~ by Tolexander: 5:57am On Nov 06, 2013 |
Abu Mikey:
HumbledbyGrace , You need to stop Your wicked acts on this section 
my bro, what is the problem? She isn't really bad as a moderator as you are painting her. Tell me what is the problem bro. |
Business › Re: Banks To Replace ATM Card With Finger Print. by Tolexander: 5:18am On Nov 06, 2013 |
Brimmie: I was expecting Seun' Word-Censor to twist the word Finger  to manipulate abi? |
Business › Re: Banks To Replace ATM Card With Finger Print. by Tolexander: 9:23pm On Nov 05, 2013*. Modified: 5:21am On Nov 06, 2013 |
This is going to be a disaster o. Amputee go plenty cos instead of stealing the ATM, na hand dem go chop to go use the finger to withdraw!
That means i will need to give someone my thumb to help me to withdraw! |
Celebrities › Re: Davido & His Bouncers Involved In Club Brawl, Several Injured Over Missing ATM by Tolexander: 8:37pm On Nov 05, 2013 |
Vivly: You've not figured out the meaning of Kokobishi ever since? she refused to tell me. |
Celebrities › Re: Davido & His Bouncers Involved In Club Brawl, Several Injured Over Missing ATM by Tolexander: 5:55pm On Nov 05, 2013 |
homesteady: And I opened mine 1st  how? |