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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Italy - International Friendly: (2 - 2) On 18th November 2013 by Tolexander: 5:53pm On Nov 07, 2013
If none of them wins the match, then it is gonna end in draw.
100% sure of that outcome.
Aint T.B Joshua o!
Politics › Re: Nollywood Actor Jibola Dabo Joins Politics, Contests For House Of House Of Reps by Tolexander: 5:50pm On Nov 07, 2013
Another version of Rotimi Makinde!
Nairaland General › Re: Anti-humbledbygrace Army!!! ~|Case Settled|~ by Tolexander: 5:48pm On Nov 07, 2013
HumbledbYGrace: I think I like you too cheesy
sister!
I haven't taken my time to read the allegations!
Are the allegations against you right?
Nairaland General › Re: Anti-humbledbygrace Army!!! ~|Case Settled|~ by Tolexander: 5:47pm On Nov 07, 2013
kristana: hehe my egbon.u ddnt ask.of.me.naaa...neways i jus took a break...hw av u bin?
i do ask of you from jehovah!

Ask jehovah, he will tell you i do ask of you every microseconds.
Nairaland General › Re: Who Is Your Favorite And Most Villainous Moderator On Nairaland by Tolexander: 5:37pm On Nov 07, 2013
I've got no bad mod!
Nairaland General › Re: Anti-humbledbygrace Army!!! ~|Case Settled|~ by Tolexander: 5:33pm On Nov 07, 2013
kristana: wow...i think i like you HBG
aburo!
Where have you been?
Romance › Re: Ladies Between Money And Handsomeness, Which Will You Choose. by Tolexander: 4:48pm On Nov 07, 2013
[quote author=4C2215131][/quote]oga!
This your monicker na bb pin or jamb registration number?
Romance › Re: Ladies Between Money And Handsomeness, Which Will You Choose. by Tolexander: 4:40pm On Nov 07, 2013
kaeyame: Lol! Even if you do Tolexander dear, you are already taken. Your babes are plenty on nairaland!
OMG!

Jesos Kwaist of nairaland!
Romance › Re: Ladies Between Money And Handsomeness, Which Will You Choose. by Tolexander: 7:34am On Nov 07, 2013
kaeyame: a man that can read what I wrote in the first part of my earlier post will know my kind of man
i can read what you wrote in your earlier and even earliest post!
Do i fit in to your kind of man?
Education › Re: Oau Pre Degree Admission 2013/2014! by Tolexander: 7:28am On Nov 07, 2013
[quote author=#me@]Wen are u resuming i askedhuh Huhhhhhuhhuh[/quote]why you dey ask?

You wan go dey do fishing for moro abi?
Romance › Re: Siberian Teen Just Auctioned Her Virginity For About $27,000 by Tolexander: 6:22am On Nov 07, 2013
[quote author=#me@]I catch you today!
So ur not a virgin!!!
shocked shocked shocked shocked[/quote]i be virgin o!

My own hymen no tear, blood no commot for my d1ck when we do am!
Politics › Re: Breaking: Nigerian Ex-minister, Silas Ilo Dies In London At 73 by Tolexander: 9:15pm On Nov 06, 2013
RIP!

Next!
Business › Re: Banker Stole N24m From Customers' Accounts (Ondo) by Tolexander: 9:02pm On Nov 06, 2013
This nemesis fast mehn!

An interesting part of it is that, na one guy go collect the money from her, spending the money on other gurls.
Romance › Re: Siberian Teen Just Auctioned Her Virginity For About $27,000 by Tolexander: 8:57pm On Nov 06, 2013
screenagerjoe: good for her, if to say dem dey pay to disvirgin gal, i for dn dey owe like a million dollars grin grin grin
na ducks and lizards you dey disvirgin?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Nobody Dies After Two Planes Full Of Skydivers Crash In The Air by Tolexander(op):
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EVENT in #NIGERIA
is here!
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Romance › Re: Siberian Teen Just Auctioned Her Virginity For About $27,000 by Tolexander:
The auction was posted Oct. 30 with a 800,000 ruble price tag, which translates to about $24,600. A day later, someone had bid 900,000 rubles, or about $27,700, in order to deflower her.
$24,600(N3,896,640) on top say you wan lose hymen?

$27,700(N4,387,680)on top say you wan tear hymen?

May God bless Romoke my ex wherever she is for giving me the opportunity to penetrate her and tear her hymen after eating her indomine free of charge.
Foreign Affairs › Nobody Dies After Two Planes Full Of Skydivers Crash In The Air by Tolexander(op): 6:30pm On Nov 06, 2013
Nine skydivers and two pilots survived a mid-air crash at 12,000 feet this weekend after those aboard were able to safely parachute to the ground. Two of those aboard suffered minor injuries. The surreal crash along the Wisconsin-Minnesota border left one plane totally destroyed, forcing its pilot to eject to safety. The other plane was eventually able to land. Both planes were owned by Skydive Superior.

According to a local Fox affiliate, authorities still don't know why the two planes collided, though they were flying close to each other at the time, one following the other. Just before impact, the lead plane carried four people seconds away from jumping in formation, while the trailing plane carried five — two inside, two prepared to leap. It sounds like the crash shook off the prepared skydivers on impact, while the remaining two jumpers managed to get out of the trailing plane shortly after. The lead pilot ejected as his plane caught fire and began to break apart, using an emergency parachute to guide his descent. The other plane was in much better shape.

Every skydiver except for the pilot was equipped with a steerable parachute, letting them land more or less where they were aiming for before the crash, anyway. All of the skydivers involved in the crash were experienced, including several instructors for Skydive Superior. One of them, Mike Robinson, described the debris falling from the destroyed plane as the group descended:

“We’re in free fall, so we’re falling about 120 miles an hour vertically down...But then we open our parachutes, and now all the sudden they’re falling faster than we are. … Fortunately, everybody kept it together so they just avoided (the debris).”

Of all those involved, the pilot in the lead plane that broke apart suffered the most serious injuries: he "was visibly bloodied about his face and shirt and had one hand wrapped in a garment," according to Superior Fire Department Battalion Chief Vern Johnson's comment to CNN. According to Robinson, the pilot may need some stitches, but was not "seriously hurt." "
orisun
Education › Re: Nairaland Interschool Debate. :::Planning Thread by Tolexander: 9:08am On Nov 06, 2013
Oluwatola5: Lol......bro am scared ooo. I am just doing this because people didnt turn up for our school.
don't do it cos people aren't turning up but cos you wanna do it and capable!

Don't worry sister, God is with you!
Crime › Re: Pregnant Female Armed Robber Arrested In Lagos, See What She Says.[pic] by Tolexander: 9:06am On Nov 06, 2013
This woman will just ended up bringing the fetus to this world to suffer!
Education › Re: Nairaland Interschool Debate. :::Planning Thread by Tolexander: 8:52am On Nov 06, 2013
Oluwatola5: BTW, Oluwatola representing OAU
respect!
grin grin

Am with you sister!
Nairaland General › Re: Anti-humbledbygrace Army!!! ~|Case Settled|~ by Tolexander: 8:51am On Nov 06, 2013
koonbey: https://www.nairaland.com/1504692/dear-seun-it/1
oh sorry!
Thought he was refering to humbledbygrace!
Politics › Re: 338km East-west Road Fast Nearing Completion- Leadership Newspapers by Tolexander: 7:26am On Nov 06, 2013
kel4soft: This is absolute nonsense. What they have achieve in Rivers is only one lane. I.e from Elele - Emuoha. Then, the other part they have completed is from Onne - Ette Junction (That is thanks to Yara dua who paid 80% of the money to RCC before he died.) Since the other section was given to Ministry of Niger Delta; the construction has been in snail movement. As I talk to you for the past one year. Setraco has been rigmaroling between Rumuomasi and Alakaiah in Port Harcourt section and are yet to complete one section of the road. Worst hit is the Rumuosi - Eleme junction which is now a laughing stock to our people. The Ahoada-Bayelsa-Ughelli axis has not been touched. How much did Orubebe pay to Leadership to write this rubbish. And why taking glory of Yaradua's achievement?

My candid advice to our brothers from the east, speak the truth always and stop all these deceitful acts. Remember when the Igbos send their children to schools, only to discourage their Ikwerre and Etche brothers from sending theirs. Now, you are supporting a clueless leader cos he is from our side, so you can laugh at us at the end of the day.
If an Igbo man choose a course to support, I will join the other pary because they are never sincere. " original mumu, na d 1 wey fall twice".
taharqa, you read this ^^^?
Business › Re: Banks To Replace ATM Card With Finger Print. by Tolexander: 7:04am On Nov 06, 2013
sambas: The Central Bank of
Nigeria and the Bankers
Committee on Tuesday
sealed a biometric
solution pact with a
German Firm,
Dermalog, for the
development of a
payment system that
would be driven by
fingerprints.
The move, according
to the Governor, CBN,
Mr. Lamido Sanusi, will
help to revolutionise
the country’s payment
system.
For instance, unlike the
current practice where
different instruments
are used as means of
identification, bank
customers will from
2014 be identified
through their
fingerprints.
Sanusi, while speaking
at the signing of the
agreement, which was
held at the central
bank’s headquarters in
Abuja, noted that the
system would become
operational on
February 14, 2014.
The move followed the
recommendation of a
sub-committee chaired
by the Group
Managing Director,
Zenith Bank Plc, Mr.
Godwin Emefiele.
The committee, made
up of the Group
Managing Directors of
Access Bank Plc, First
Bank of Nigeria
Limited, United Bank
for Africa Plc, Union
Bank of Nigeria Plc and
Skye Bank Plc, had
shortlisted Dermalog as
the company to
develop a database for
the banking sector.
Emefiele said, “The
company that was
awarded the contract
has been given a very
ambitious deadline,
and before the contract
was awarded, it agreed
that it would deliver in
90 days.
“The first phase of the
project will connect
the central data to the
banks as well as the
central bank and the
Nigeria Interbank
Settlement System. We
believe that the
company will do so,
and by February 14,
2014, we are all very
optimistic and looking
forward for a gift from
the banking industry.
“The cost of the project
is above $50m and the
banks, in their wisdom
and in line with their
collaborative efforts,
are going to be sharing
the cost of the project,
and no customer is
going to be charged
for this project.”
Explaining the reason
for the project, Sanusi
said it would help to
provide a single
biometric database that
would serve the
purpose of
authentication as well
as address the issues of
money laundering,
fraud, credit extension
and financial inclusion.
He said, “The vision is
that this will go beyond
the banks and it is a
very tight deadline that
I have set for the
committee and the
committee has
discussed with
Dermalog; and in three
months, we can
officially say that every
single Nigerian bank is
connected to the
system; and hopefully
in the coming months,
we will expect every
customer of every
branch of every bank
in Nigeria to have
complied to this, but it
goes beyond the
banking system.
“We have about a
thousand microfinance
banks; we have
customers of pension
fund administrators; we
have customers of
insurance companies;
we have people who
deal with the stock
market, and the vision
for this is that everyone
that deals with the
financial system should
have his biometric data
captured, and this will
be used for
identification,
verification and
authentication.”
Sanusi said the project
would not have any
negative impact on the
national identity card
project, adding that the
biometric database of
the banking sector
would help to
complement the
Federal Government’s
identity management
project.
He said, “For a long
time, we have been
waiting for the national
identity card system
and progress is being
made, and I will like to
use this opportunity to
let everybody
understand that the
banking industry
project is not in any
way incompatible with
the national identity
process.”
source http://
www.punchng.com/
news/banks-to-identify-
customers-by-
fingerprints-next-year/
you could modify your first post and add this to it with the source.
Politics › Re: N500b SURE-P Fund Missing-senate by Tolexander: 6:21am On Nov 06, 2013
E don develope wing to fly away.
Politics › Re: Efcc: We Are Ready To Prosecute Oduah by Tolexander: 6:11am On Nov 06, 2013
June 2015 will be the end of the prosecution.
Christianity Etc › Re: SHOCKING: Pastor Wears Condom, Rȃpěs Married Woman In His Car by Tolexander: 6:06am On Nov 06, 2013
The story appears as a script to me and seems unreal!
Entertainment › Re: Post Your Best Good Morning Quotes Here by Tolexander: 6:01am On Nov 06, 2013
E karo, se e ma fomo?
Dye your d1ck!

That's my best good morning quote and that's when i was in awo hall!
Nairaland General › Re: Anti-humbledbygrace Army!!! ~|Case Settled|~ by Tolexander: 5:57am On Nov 06, 2013
Abu Mikey:


HumbledbyGrace , You need to stop Your wicked acts on this section angry

my bro, what is the problem?

She isn't really bad as a moderator as you are painting her.

Tell me what is the problem bro.
Business › Re: Banks To Replace ATM Card With Finger Print. by Tolexander: 5:18am On Nov 06, 2013
Brimmie: I was expecting Seun' Word-Censor to twist the word Finger undecided
to manipulate abi?
Business › Re: Banks To Replace ATM Card With Finger Print. by Tolexander:
This is going to be a disaster o.
Amputee go plenty cos instead of stealing the ATM, na hand dem go chop to go use the finger to withdraw!

That means i will need to give someone my thumb to help me to withdraw!
Celebrities › Re: Davido & His Bouncers Involved In Club Brawl, Several Injured Over Missing ATM by Tolexander: 8:37pm On Nov 05, 2013
Vivly: You've not figured out the meaning of Kokobishi ever since?
she refused to tell me.
Celebrities › Re: Davido & His Bouncers Involved In Club Brawl, Several Injured Over Missing ATM by Tolexander: 5:55pm On Nov 05, 2013
homesteady: And I opened mine 1st cry cry
how?

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