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But when Reggie Theus
discovered he had become a
trillionaire thanks to a bank
error, he decided to make life
easy for his fellow Americans,
and offered to pay of the
national debt.

Oluwatola5: Lolz.....Uncle Tee, is actually 2million i need, but because am a very understanding prsn, and i know how to help him manage his income, das y i asked for 800k ONLY!!!!

Oluwatola5: Lollzz...d kids are doing just fine ooo, but food has finished in d house, can u send 800k for me to buy dem some foodstuff?

Oga
president,
First
of
all
I
hail
ooo!
I
no
say u no dey cary last. You
be confirm warri pikin. But
ur middle name Ebele
means mercy and make u
pity ur children settle their
lecturers naa! The matter
neva tire u? Suppose say
ur pikin wey u born for
belle follow us dey house,
Sheeh you for never
answer our we lecturers
them? Una say make we
bone kidnapping, militant
things and all the bad bad
things go enter school,
now now na una com dey
f**k up. All the things wey
them lecturers don teash
us for klass we don forget
am finish. Last last, na una
go still call us “half-
baked”, “half-roasted”, abi
na “half-fried”. Na una
sabi.
Them talk say person no
fit run pass him shadow.
We go dey lasgidi dey for
you. Na ur time be dis use
am well, but we go catch
you for 2015. U don forget
say youths na we dey vote
pass. Na we too dey
snatch ballot box, dey do
rally and som kain kukere
things them wey them
dey take win election. U
go still nid our help. That
time too we go go strike.
Shebi u sabi waka for bare
feet, u go carry ur leg do
ur rally. No thugs for u. We
no go snatch ballot make
you for win. If any maga
try am we go fall am.
So Oga Jona, na ur
opportunity be dis ooo.
Make u code this stubborn
ASUU make dem cary their
wahala goback. We no say
na rush them go rush us
we no send. All join. Na
who get leg dey pass
exam no be who read. Na
still who get leg dey get
beta work. Na Naija we
dey. So make u do
something because our
mate dem for private
university don graj finish.
We don tire to dey beef
them. If u no shake bodi
fast make u no forget say
university of militancy still
dey admit. Dey neva
release 2nd batch ooo!
May u grit maale Patience
for we, thank baba God
say she and gran papa
Soyinka don settle that
their quarrel, 2 agbayas,
plus all those bad belle
advisers wey u get. God
pass them! Bros Amaechi
still dey Niger-delta here,
the guy don tire for ur
mata. We dey grit u for
am too. We go stop for
here. E go be na. Naija!
student for life!
Na ur waffi boy.

“You know, it could have been
a disaster if the lizard had run
through my trousers, climbing
to my private part. You can
imagine how jumpy I could
have reacted, trying to protect
my manhood.

"The story has a good ending
because at least the flight
crew took the appropriate
actions and the child was
returned safely," said Pat
Hogan, a Minneapolis airport
spokesman.

Meanwhile, investigations
conducted by one of our
correspondents in Lagos
revealed that the boy had been
handed over to the operatives
of the State Security Services for
further investigation.

Police in Abuja are investigating the suspected murder of a female lawyer, Mrs. Ijeoma Micah, whose lifeless body was found mutilated, yesterday, in her chambers in the highbrow Maitama area of Abuja.

Ijeoma, the owner of Micah and Micah Chambers, was found dead in her office three days after she was said to have gone missing.

Her husband, who it was learnt, arrived from London on Sunday morning, rushed to her office, as it was gathered that he had not heard from her for three days, only to discover her lifeless body.

He reported the matter to Area Command of the police in Maitama.

Contacted on the development, Commissioner of Police FCT, Femi Ogunbayode, said that from investigations, it was discovered that some men had called Ijeoma to her office for some business, which she went for and afterwards, nothing was heard from her.

Ogunbayode told Vanguard that as a result of the killing, a security detail that was attached to Ifeoma was arrested and was being interrogated for alleged complicity.

He said that since the security detail did not report the case to the police until her husband came back from abroad and discovered her body, he was therefore a suspect.

He added that the Forensic Investigation Unit at the FCT Command was already at the office, where she was allegedly killed and had commenced investigation into the matter.

Sympathisers in the area said that the Ifeoma’s husband broke the door of her office and on seeing the lifeless body of his wife, almost killed himself while crying.

It was also gathered that Ijeoma’s car had been missing from the usual parking spot in front of her office building.

Danhumprey: Bro,relax. Don't take it serious. It was just a joke. We were tryna play prank on you. By the way,we stop if you don't like it. My apology if we may have cause you any uneasiness.

“I see death of an Argentina
leader but he/she can be
saved if there is no
operation. He may go into a
comma but will come back to
life later,” warned TB Joshua.

Danhumprey: Lol...... Both of us know that the guy is right about what he said. We are both witness to the romance between you and Viv.

brighter: Not Sir, she's a female

Abu Mikey: Back to the likes stuff,its 426 likes

The protesters included male
and female students.

Abu Mikey: Oga,chill na


Abi make I unfollow her?

Vivly: Abu, post the link.
@Tolexander. Abu is just an online friend

Abu Mikey: I've seen about 600 likes on someone's post

joeydozzy: Go check

That's if you ain't lying

Gov Babangida Aliyu of Niger, in Minna on Sunday announced a ban on the use of old boats in ferrying passengers across rivers in the state.

The order followed the boat mishap on Thursday, Oct. 3, which claimed 18 lives in Kokoli village of Agwarra Local Government Area.

“The action is intended to ensure that old and rickety boats do not continue to take valuable lives in the riverine communities”, the governor said in a statement issued by his spokesman, Danladi Ndayebo.

Aliyu said the state Ministry for Transportation had been directed to monitor the boat operators and ensure full compliance with all safety standards.

The governor also directed operators of such ferry boats to provide life jackets to all passengers.

Aliyu assured the people of the state that other measures would be taken to ensure safe water transportation in the state.

He prayed God to grant the families of the victims of the boat mishap the courage and fortitude to bear the loss, and to grant the deceased eternal rest.

joeydozzy: Nïgga, stop patronizing people, you've gotten 435 likes on a Patience Jonathan thread

brighter: Yuzedo (I need a visit to his Banana Island)

Tolexander (I love his humility)

Sincere 9gerian (this politician can defend anything)

Berem (A man dat want other to mind their business yet he never mind his)

Eko Ile (The trouble maker) no mind me ooo

Mynd-44 (His art mastery deserve appluase)

Matrixme (my mentor, he has a golden heart)

apart from Matrix, I wish others will PM me

Danhumprey: I tell you.... Vivly and Tolexander are an inseparable pair.


#singing "love is on the roll" by Don Williams.