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Romance › Re: “I Caught My Husband In Our 60-year-old Neighbour’s Bedroom,” Wife Tells Court by Tolexander: 5:27pm On Oct 08, 2013
“My wife saw me in our
neighbour’s room, but I only
went there to collect
something,’’ he said.
He went to collect orgasm?
Celebrities › Re: Laide Bakare Celebrates Birthday With Mercy Aigbe's Husband (photos) by Tolexander: 5:00pm On Oct 08, 2013
Hmmm!
Expecting another version of stella damascus and doris simon story!

Mercy aigbe and her husband look like the story of unlike poles that attract when talking about facial appearance!
Celebrities › Re: What Is Wrong With This Picture? by Tolexander: 4:57pm On Oct 08, 2013
Hand of God!
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson Has Lost Weight Finally After Giving Birth (PHOTO) by Tolexander: 4:17pm On Oct 08, 2013
VivianWatson22: wetin u wan see undecided
na wetin you cover i wan see.
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson Has Lost Weight Finally After Giving Birth (PHOTO) by Tolexander: 4:17pm On Oct 08, 2013
Abu Mikey: Yansh undecided
na you talk am o!
Politics › Re: Federal High Court disqualifies Andy Uba as PDP Gov Aspirant in Anambra. by Tolexander: 3:48pm On Oct 08, 2013
Am enjoying anambra politics mehn, different news everyday.
Kidnapped yesterday, impositor today.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Rate This Picture Of Seun. by Tolexander: 3:34pm On Oct 08, 2013
Hezron Lorraine: I was google-searching some informations some minutes ago.I was directed to the image result.This picture came to sight.It looks awesome.What do you think.
[img]http://4.bp..com/-CpIJLwcwmkQ/USsJ2vqi7PI/AAAAAAAAROE/4a68_yvOwAw/s1600/Seun-Osewa_Nairaland-founder.jpg[/img]
cool!
Nice head shape with sexy lips!

Very fitted suit just like a condom on a happy d1ck!

Nice color combo like a crayon package!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Rate This Picture Of Seun. by Tolexander:
Hezron Lorraine: I was google-searching some informations some minutes ago.I was directed to the image result.This picture came to sight.It looks awesome.What do you think.
[img]http://4.bp..com/-CpIJLwcwmkQ/USsJ2vqi7PI/AAAAAAAAROE/4a68_yvOwAw/s1600/Seun-Osewa_Nairaland-founder.jpg[/img]
oh God of heaven, don't let my comment on this picture generate a ban o!
Amen!
The coat seems to be big. An additional quarter yard to the coat will be enough to make 2 complete suits for him.

The shirt is good enough to advertise nigerian made product.

The tie stands on him like a man on a suicide mission.

This isn't tolexander posting. A guy just hacked his nairaland account.
Politics › Re: Femi Fani Kayode Calls Ninister Of Aviation A Vampire On Twitter! by Tolexander: 3:22pm On Oct 08, 2013
Femi, you are right on point again!
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson Has Lost Weight Finally After Giving Birth (PHOTO) by Tolexander: 3:19pm On Oct 08, 2013
The OP don cover wetin i wan see with that 'naija xclusive' whatever.
Politics › Re: Three Severely Burnt In Lekki Gas Fire by Tolexander(op): 3:02pm On Oct 08, 2013
when suspected vandals
scaled the fence of the gas
plant from behind the
building and attempted to
steal gas products from one
of the tankers that was
parked withing the
premises, but in the process
the tanker caught fire.
what is this for goodness sake?

Did they want to be scooping the liquefied gas?
Politics › Three Severely Burnt In Lekki Gas Fire by Tolexander(op): 2:38pm On Oct 08, 2013
Three people were severely burnt during a fire outbreak at the early hours of Tuesday, September 8, 2013, at the company premises of Second Coming Nigeria Limited Gas Plant, along Lekki – Epe express way, Sangotedo, Ajah.

Journalists who were present at the scene of the incident were denied access into the building, the entire premises was evacuated except for the presence of men of the Fire Service who were on ground to for stall any eventualities.

Information made available to Vanguard through the Public Relations Officer of the National Emergency Management Agency (NEMA), Ibrahin Fariloye revealed that the incident occurred at about 5:30 am, when suspected vandals scaled the fence of the gas plant from behind the building and attempted to steal gas products from one of the tankers that was parked withing the premises, but in the process the tanker caught fire.
orisun
Celebrities › Re: Inside Davido’s N140million Mansion by Tolexander: 8:49am On Oct 08, 2013
The picture in the bottom left corner looks like a boxing ring!
Celebrities › Re: Nollywood Actress Halima Abubakar Acquires Expensive Chrysler Drop-top Car by Tolexander:
Airforce1: MmmtttcchhheeewWwwwwwwwww

2million naira sef, I no buy.

I prefer my range rover sport to dat kabu kabu wey poor people dey use do Taxi for London.

Politics › Re: Cable Car Project On The Verge Of Completion – Fashola by Tolexander: 8:04am On Oct 08, 2013
Omexonomy: you will be forgiven for not been able to communicate in simple english.
but you won't be forgiven for being ignorant!
Go and read Hosea 4:6!
Education › Re: Christians Protest Merger Of Schools By Aregbesola by Tolexander: 7:56am On Oct 08, 2013
Aggrieved Christians armed
with Holy Bible and Hymn
books trooped to the Baptists
High School
as early as
7:30am and dislodged the
students and prevented
teachers from entering the
school premises.
crusade!
Politics › Re: Stella Oduah - Crash Is An Act Of God (Viceo) by Tolexander(op): 7:27am On Oct 08, 2013
passion007: Ignorant people on this thread.
First, you should learn not to quote people out of context.
She clearly continued in the very next sentence:

She said notwithstanding this
reality, the Federal Government
would continue to ensure there
were no accidents.


Since you must be spoon-fed, let me explain it to you.
The Titanic, in its heyday, represented the best maritime technology could innovate, so much so that it's motto was "Not even God can sink it"
It capsized, eventually, as we know.

Kindly desist from painting Odua as insensitive.
More importantly, do not quote people out of context, it makes you look like a commentator without sense.

RIP to the victims of the accident once again.
.
ignoramus on troll!
To start with, why would she say the 'accident is God's will' in the first place? Of what use is God if his wish is evil(accident)?

Boy, it is illogically irrelevant, to bring an early 20th century technology to late 20th century-early 21st century for comparison.
Politics › Re: Soludo, Bianca Ojukwu, Akunyili Absent As Obiano Launches Rally by Tolexander: 7:04am On Oct 08, 2013
gleaf: The train has started, no stopping till Obiano gets to the govt house........teamijele#
what logical movement has a train without it's crew!
Politics › Re: Cable Car Project On The Verge Of Completion – Fashola by Tolexander: 6:54am On Oct 08, 2013
Omexonomy: South west E-cockroaches and E-thugs i hail una.
You people have succeded in polluting nairaland with ur stup1d smelling character and smelling mouth that smells like a 5o years rotten egg.
Mods please call them to order though i know it is their culture to insult who ever disagree with them
tu quoque!
Science/Technology › Re: Nigeria To Experience A Solar Eclipse On November 3rd by Tolexander: 6:50am On Oct 08, 2013
[quote author=Nigellus_Hosan]mr mumuni alao[/quote]mr Nigellus, i like your zoolological name, different from the Homo sapiens on nairaland!
Politics › Re: Cable Car Project On The Verge Of Completion – Fashola by Tolexander: 6:20am On Oct 08, 2013
He assured that, “the present
administration is committed
to activating every means of
transportation in Lagos in
order to reduce numbers of
vehicles on the road, which
translates to unhealthy
volumes of carbon emissions.”
this innovation is wonderful cos it will;
1. Reduce the daily traffic congestion.
2. Reduce pollution due to the carbon emissions into the atmosphere.

Eko o ni spaghe o, o spaghetti!
Politics › Re: Nigeria Has 20 Billionaires Out Of The 55 Billionaires In Africa by Tolexander: 6:10am On Oct 08, 2013
And nigeria should have more paupers than any other african countries
Politics › Re: Stella Oduah - Crash Is An Act Of God (Viceo) by Tolexander(op):
Minister of Aviation, Mrs.
Stella
Oduah, on Monday
described
accidents as God’s will that
are
inevitable.
when human beings are unable to understand what is happening and wanna shy away from their irresponsibilities, that is when they say 'it's God's will'
Politics › Stella Oduah - Crash Is An Act Of God (Viceo) by Tolexander(op): 5:44am On Oct 08, 2013
https://img.naij.com/n/10/3/minister-of-aviation-stella-oduah-360x225.jpg

Aviation Minister, Stella Odua, while addressing journalists regarding the withdrawal of Dana Airlines' operating license, described plane crashes as 'an act of God'.
“We do not pray for accidents but they are inevitable. But we will continue to do everything to ensure that we do not have accidents. But an accident is an act of God.

“Again, we do not speculate on the cause of accidents. Until they happen, you cannot say this is the cause or that is not the cause. But what is obvious and is the truth is that, in aviation, there are shared responsibilities, starting from the man that carries your luggage to the man that makes sure that your boarding pass is issued to you".


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgJflD1nRXU&feature=player_embedded
Politics › Re: 3.2 Trillion Naira For Centenary Village! by Tolexander: 9:27pm On Oct 07, 2013
The whole of Nigeria is the area celebrating the centenary, not a part of the fct. Anything done for the celebration should benefit the whole nation.

Moreover, they can source for money from the private on 'owanbe' but to source for money to do what will benefit the whole nation is the problem.
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Seen On Bikini For The First Time! by Tolexander: 7:10pm On Oct 07, 2013
0P, it's unfair o,
you con make me go click the link of such large bandwidth with my remaining little free etisalat mb.
Celebrities › Re: Jim Iyke And Nadia Buari Wedding To Hold In December? by Tolexander:
According to
Ghanacelebrities,com, Jim, who
recently got delivered at the
Synagogue Church of All
Nations by Prophet TB Joshua,
was rumoured to have been
relieved of demons that were
stopping him from marrying,
so the demon is the thing preventing him from seeing the right choice from those gurls he had been forking?
Science/Technology › Re: Nigeria To Experience A Solar Eclipse On November 3rd by Tolexander: 6:38pm On Oct 07, 2013
Make i go by gobble to view the eclipse!
Islam › Nigerian Pilgrim Falls To Death In Saudi-Arabia by Tolexander(op): 6:26pm On Oct 07, 2013
A female pilgrim from Bauchi State has fallen from the 11th floor of a building and died in Medina, Saudi Arabia.

Vice Chairman, Bauchi State Amirul Hajj team, Alhaji Yahaya Miya, confirmed the incident in Bauchi, Monday, at Hajj camp in Games Village, while fielding questions from newsmen before the departure of the sixth set of pilgrims to Gombe International Airport.

He said: “When we received the information, we investigated the incident and confirmed that one of our pilgrims called Adama Habibu, from Gamawa Local Government Area, fell from 11th floor of a building and died in Saudi Arabia.”

Yahaya Miya, Speaker of Bauchi State’s House of Assembly, said Bauchi State Government and the Hajj team had condoled with the family of the deceased and assured that all Bauchi State pilgrims were in good condition.

He reiterated the commitment of the Amirul Hajj team to ensure adequate welfare for the pilgrims.
orisun
Nairaland General › Re: Man Dies Stealing Fuel From Tanker by Tolexander: 6:24pm On Oct 07, 2013
The spokesman of the state
police command, DSP Al-
Mustapha Sani confirmed the
story and added that the
police
would thoroughly investigate
the
incident.
wetin dem wan thoroughly investigate in the matter now?

Any small thing, the next thing is they will thoroughly investigate it with no meaningful eventual outcome.
Politics › Re: Ag. GOV. Of TARABA STATE Alh Garba Umar Involved In A Car Crash? Pls Confirm .. by Tolexander: 4:35pm On Oct 07, 2013
What?
Let me go and confirm,
i will be back in a jiffy!
Celebrities › Re: Comedian Julius Agwu And Wife Welcome Bouncing Baby Boy (photos) by Tolexander: 4:33pm On Oct 07, 2013
E ku ewu omo o!
omo iye laa je o!
aja ko ni gbe je o!
Awon towa kiyin ko ni gbe omo lo o!

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