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Celebrities › Re: Hailey Adeleke Singing Davido And Chris Brown's "Blow My Mind" by Tolexander:
I hope this girl and her sister, Imade won’t be relegated on and by the media when Chioma gives birth
Celebrities › Re: I Broke My Virginity On Val’s Day In 2017 – Actress Yvonne Nelson by Tolexander: 6:29am On Sep 17, 2019
Like our first day in bed. She was like ‘Oh Yeah baby, I really love it’ and her late night and early morning messages and calls.
Above was a quote from Iyanya when asked about his relationship with Yvonne Nelson and what he missed about her.
They’d even ended their relationship before 2017 at all.

Moreover, a virgin dey moan like “o ye baby, I really love it”. Which first timer baby dey love sex?
Wey be sey Na so so shout dem dey shout, “ yeh, e dey pain me” instead of “o yeah baby, I really love it”.

Yvonne too dey lie
Politics › Re: Profile Of Members of Buhari's New Economic Advisory Council by Tolexander: 6:28am On Sep 17, 2019
This is a better team on economy than the disbanded Osinbajo-lead one.

I pray they are able to come up with apt solution to our dwindling economy and the president reasonable enough to listen to them.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is Asking For Something That's Against My Rules. by Tolexander: 6:10am On Sep 17, 2019
pocohantas:
Biko, pussy is strong- german engineering. E no easy to withstand vigorous knacking, yet bottom plate never fall. OP na prick, can't make up his mind to be soft or hard grin
may God forgive you.
Sports › Re: Meet 16 Years Old Ansu Fati That Has Dethroned Messi At Barcelona by Tolexander: 3:00pm On Sep 15, 2019
Make dem no use hype kill this guy like Krkik Bojan and Giovanni Dos Santos
Crime › Re: Dwarf Beaten To Pulp In Enugu For “causing” Disappearance Of Manhood by Tolexander(op): 2:08pm On Sep 15, 2019
sarrki:
Afrikans are clueless and senseless
that could have applied to only you
Crime › Dwarf Beaten To Pulp In Enugu For “causing” Disappearance Of Manhood by Tolexander(op): 1:46pm On Sep 15, 2019
A dwarf, simply identified as Anayo, escaped lynching by whiskers as he was accused of causing the disappearance of the manhood of a man whom he shook hands with.

He was beaten to a pulp by an irate mob before the arrival of the police who rescued him.

A statement by spokesman of Enugu state police command, Superintendent Ebere Amaraizu said the alleged victim gave his name as Sunday Ebubechukwu.

States Amaraizu: “The Enugu state command of the Nigeria police force through its operatives of Ogui Division are trying to unravel the mystery surrounding an alleged complaint of feeling of weakness of a male genital organ of a man shortly after his handshake with a man in Enugu.

It was gathered that the alleged victim who gave his name as one Sunday Ebubechukwu of Obiagu axis of Ogui Enugu had raised an alarm which had attracted sympathizers to the scene at Obiagu on the ground that someone whom he allegedly had handshake with, may have caused the instant weakness of his manhood thereby causing his manhood disappear.

It was however gathered that this instantly prompted sympathizers around to descend heavily on the alleged suspect identified as one Anayo who is also said to be a physically challenged person.

He was said to be receiving beating of his life before police operatives from
Ogui Division promptly intervened.

A full scale investigations has begun over the alleged incident.”
https://thenationonlineng.net/dwarf-beaten-to-pulp-in-enugu-for-causing-disappearance-of-manhood/amp/?__twitter_impression=true
Politics › Re: Osun Government To Sack 422 Workers Over Certificate Fraud by Tolexander: 1:27pm On Sep 15, 2019
How I wish that the Osun State Governor has the constitutional power to include President Muhammadu Buhari in his list of workers that will be considered.
Politics › Re: Buhari, Other West African Presidents Agree Billion-dollar Anti-terrorism Plan by Tolexander(op): 10:00am On Sep 15, 2019
omenka:
This is exactly what the terrorists financiers, defense contractors, wanted - MORE DEFENCE CONTRACTS!!

Forget all that jihad bullcrap, terrorism is taken as nothing more than another highly profitable industrial complex by its investors. Al Qaeda, ISIS, Taliban, Boko Haram, etc, are nothing more than franchises in that industry.
The real issue you just mentioned.

The reason it may not end anytime soon.
Politics › Buhari, Other West African Presidents Agree Billion-dollar Anti-terrorism Plan by Tolexander(op): 8:51am On Sep 15, 2019
West African leaders on Saturday announced a billion-dollar plan to fight the rising problem of jihadist violence in the region, at a summit in Burkina Faso.

The plan, to be funded from 2020 to 2024, was announced at end of the Economic Community Summit of West African States in Ouagadougou, where the ECOWAS nations were joined by Mauritania and Chad.

ECOWAS had decided to mobilise "the financial resources of up to a billion dollars for the fight against terrorism", said Niger's President Mahamadou Issoufou.

The money, paid into a common fund, would help reinforce the military operations of the nations involved -- and those of the joint military operations in the region.

Full details of the plan would be presented to the next ECOWAS summit in December.

The fight against the rising tide of jihadist violence in the region has so far been hampered by a lack of funds.

The G5 Sahel, a joint task force, was created in 2014 to try to tackle the problem, backed by former colonial power France.

From July 2017, it pooled troops from Burkina Faso, Chad, Mali, Mauritania and Niger in a bid to drive back the jihadist groups.

But a lack of finance, training and equipment, limited their effectiveness and their numbers. For the moment, the force numbers 4,000 troops, when 5,000 were originally planned.

ECOWAS -- the Economic Community of West African States -- brings together 15 countries whose economies range from regional heavyweights Nigeria and Ivory Coast to impoverished Liberia and Sierra Leone.

Landlocked Burkina Faso, Mali and Niger are non-coastal states, Agence France Presse reports.
http://saharareporters.com/2019/09/15/buhari-other-west-african-presidents-agree-billion-dollar-anti-terrorism-plan
Politics › Re: Once You Can Read And Write, You Can Contest In Any Election - Tanko Yakassai by Tolexander: 2:25pm On Sep 13, 2019
joseph1832:
I'm really ashamed. So all it takes is someone who can read and write to contest for the highest office in the country.

This is getting out of hand.
I tire o bro.

These politicians see education as wasting of time.
Imagine them not funding our institutions.
Politics › Re: Once You Can Read And Write, You Can Contest In Any Election - Tanko Yakassai by Tolexander: 2:15pm On Sep 13, 2019
SMH!

So why are we now struggling to further in the Higher Education?

After the tertiary education, majority of the graduates still come back to be handwork apprentice.
It isn’t necessary to be a tertiary institution graduate before one can hold any position in Nigeria.

Seems like our higher institutions are now waste of time, resources and space to our leaders. Little wonder they hardly fund our institutions and shoot the students at site like “ejo aije”
Culture › Re: Ooni Of Ife, Ogunwusi At Gabriel Igbinedion’s 85th Birthday (Photos) by Tolexander: 1:34pm On Sep 13, 2019
serosa:
They are actually meant to attend in the first place.

[s]Because in the traditional way. The esama of.BENIN is bigger than the ooni of ife[/s].
The Oba of Benin, if he can see this nonsense you just posted, he will order you to be guillontined.
Foreign Affairs › Bus Collides With Canadian Prime Minister’s Aircraft by Tolexander(op): 7:43am On Sep 13, 2019
https://saharareporters.com/sites/default/files/styles/normal_medium/public/plane-b-redux-liberal-campaign-gets-new-plane-after-bus-wing-collision__399764_.jpg?itok=xXisJhJq

Justin Trudeau’s re-election bid suffered a setback on Thursday when a bus carrying journalists collided with his campaign plane at a whistlestop in westernmost Canada, forcing him to fly a loaner, AFP reports.

According to reporters travelling with the Canadian Prime Minister, the collision occurred shortly after landing in Victoria late on Wednesday on the first leg of a cross-country tour.

The media bus drove under and scraped the wing of the plane.

“There were no injuries and the damage to the plane is being assessed,” Liberal spokeswoman, Eleanore Catenaro, told AFP.

The mishap, she added, would not affect Trudeau’s busy schedule, which included campaign stops in Kamloops and Edmonton this week.
http://saharareporters.com/2019/09/12/bus-collides-canadian-prime-minister’s-aircraft
Celebrities › Re: Instablog I Will Make Sure You Die! Between Tonto Dikeh & Instablog9ja. PHOTOS by Tolexander: 11:49pm On Sep 12, 2019
nairaobserver2:
Tonto is this not much
not too much for an uncivil woman in Tonto Dikeh
Celebrities › Re: Toyin Abraham And Husband, Kola Ajeyemi In Loved Up Photo by Tolexander: 11:41pm On Sep 12, 2019
Ok
Education › Re: Burial Of Dada Oluwaseyifunmi Kehinde, FUOYE Student Killed By Police (Photos) by Tolexander: 11:36pm On Sep 12, 2019
Seems like we are heading to the situation where we need rushing back to the kidnappers, Fulani herdsmen and Boko Haram for safety from the Nigerian police
Celebrities › Re: #Assurance2020: Davido Proposed To His Girlfriend, Chioma (Photos) by Tolexander: 11:35pm On Sep 12, 2019
Lifetime insurance!

Now the real assurance
Romance › Re: Man Pays For All That A Lady Bought After Seeing Her Backside (Photos) by Tolexander: 11:32pm On Sep 12, 2019
What the lady bought wasn’t that much and high in price. That was the reason the guy could.
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh: Before Vs Now (Throwback Photos) by Tolexander: 11:28pm On Sep 12, 2019
ahnie:
Perfect gentle man you're....
I've always been like that from time cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh: Before Vs Now (Throwback Photos) by Tolexander: 9:55pm On Sep 12, 2019
ahnie:
grin grin grin
No...thanks I! kiss kiss
ok
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh: Before Vs Now (Throwback Photos) by Tolexander: 9:43pm On Sep 12, 2019
ahnie:
What's the question?
slide to your dm?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Cameroon’s Biya Finally Calls For Dialogue With Anglophone Rebels by Tolexander: 9:28pm On Sep 12, 2019
No be dem talk say dem wan join Cameroon in 1963 ni
Culture › Re: A Yoruba Guy Needs Matured Advice by Tolexander: 9:20pm On Sep 12, 2019
JasonScoolari:
Dear Op,


With the title of your thread, I think you're trying to tell us you only need a YORUBA adviser.
Yes, cos it is a Yoruba culture and only the Yoruba people can have in-depth knowledge on it
Culture › Re: A Yoruba Guy Needs Matured Advice by Tolexander: 9:16pm On Sep 12, 2019
Yoruba culture doesn’t support it. It is a sacrilege

If it is an English culture, it can happen.

There is no need negotiating with the families. The lady isn’t the only female on earth neither is the man.

They can always find better suitors for themselves.
Travel › Re: Middle East-bound Cargo Ship Capsizes With 4,200 Hyundai And Kia Cars On Board by Tolexander: 9:12pm On Sep 12, 2019
megafaraday:
This is huge!!! I pray all those on board survives
You don’t need praying.
You obviously didn’t read the content

The South Korean foreign ministry said a US harbor pilot, 10 South Koreans and 13 Filipinos were onboard when the ship began tilting over. All the 24 people were later rescued and lifted into helicopters hovering overhead.
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh: Before Vs Now (Throwback Photos) by Tolexander: 8:40pm On Sep 12, 2019
joseph1832:
was she really innocent? Lol.
she appeared innocent grin
Crime › Re: Police Van Breaks Down After An Arrest In ibadan, Suspects Forced To Push It by Tolexander: 6:14pm On Sep 12, 2019
FamousMonk:
Afonjas and juju..
They are at it again..
Everything no be juju.
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Babymama Jada Look So Hot As She Bares Cleavage In A New Adorable Photo by Tolexander: 6:12pm On Sep 12, 2019
The only hot Cleavage is the one between her yanshes
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh: Before Vs Now (Throwback Photos) by Tolexander: 6:00pm On Sep 12, 2019
ahnie:
Stop derailing tolex.
na you start to dey derail. grin

Moreover, you have not answered the question
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh: Before Vs Now (Throwback Photos) by Tolexander: 4:46pm On Sep 12, 2019
ahnie:
U still haven't changed!
grin
you are expecting me to change?
Tufiakwa

Make I slide to your dm?
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh: Before Vs Now (Throwback Photos) by Tolexander: 4:30pm On Sep 12, 2019
ahnie:
Tolexander...howdy?
How's our friend Airforce1?
I fine dear
How are you dearie?

Please, it is sacrilegious mentioning that guy in the same page with me, let alone calling him my friend. grin

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