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If non of then won the match, then an 100% sure it would end in a draw.

When i was in primary 2, i had a very wonderful and jovial teacher(uncle) that had never beaten us before.

On the 31st of march, i made a prank to fool this uncle in my mind the following day.
After the school assembly ground in the morning of that 1st of april, we marched to our various classes. The headmistress met with the teachers and they dispersed after the meeting.
Our uncle came to class and after the 30th minute, i told the uncle i was going to urinate, he allowed me. After pretending to go to the toilet, i came back to the class to tell the uncle that the headmistress sent me to inform him to come to her office pronto.
The uncle rushed to the headmistress' office. We discovered the uncle didn't come back again cos i had informed my classmates that it was an april fool prank on the uncle. We were anticipating for the teacher's return but didn't come until after 15minutes.
The headmistress had gone out immediately after the meeting with the teachers but our uncle didn't know and sat waiting for the headmistress to come. After long wait he decided to come back to class and saw us laughing and saying april fool.

The stuff pained the uncle to the bone marrow and told me to come out. He beat the hell out of me to the extent that i almost curse the day my mum met my dad.
Then he told us all to tear a sheet of paper for dictation. Gave us 10 words we couldn't even imagine with our primary 2 brain like macaque, psychology, etc. He beat everyone of us base on the number of words we missed which had never occured before.

Since that day, he didn't play with us again in class and beat us at any slight offence and mistake.

This isn't fair at all!

This is why i urged the PHCN workers to make sure the president implements at least 70% of the promises and incentives before they finally agree to the privatization.

Gov. Uduaghan presenting medal
to Tijani Keita of Gambia who
won Gold madal in the 400m
boys final in 47.39secs
Nigerian Oreva-Oghene Edafe (M)
and his fellow compatriot David
Oke (R) won the Gold and Bronze
medals respectively in the Long
jump (boys) while Ethiopia’s
Abebe Mesfin Mekonen (L) won
the silver medal
Gov. Uduaghan, his Deputy, Prof.
Amos Utuama & Chairman, Delta
state sport commission, Mr.
Pinnick Amaju
Discus women; Amira Mohamed
of Egypt through a distance of
42.40m to win gold
Gov. Uduaghan (right) after
presenting medal to the fastest
boy on the ongoing AYAC, Devine
Oduduru of Nigeria who ran a
time of 10.62secs to win the
100m finals with him is the CAA
Council member from Sudan
3000m women finals
Gov. Uduaghan exchanging
views with the famous Nigeria
artist Timaya during the Day 2 of
the on-going WARRI 2013
Nigerian popular musician
IYANYA entertaining the the
teaming spectators during the
opening ceremony

Summary of Championships:
1 1994 Algiers
Algeria 6–8 July
2 1995 Bouaké Ivory
Coast 20–22 July
3 1997 Ibadan
Nigeria 21–23 Aug
4 1999 Tunis
Tunisia 22–25 July
5 2001 Réduit
Mauritius 9–12 July
6 2003 Garoua
Cameroon 31 Jul–3 Aug
7 2005 Tunis & Radès
Tunisia 1–4 Sept
8 2007 Ouagadougou
Burkina Faso 9–12 Aug
9 2009 Bambous
Mauritius 30 July–2 Aug
10 2011 Gaborone
Botswana 12–15 May
11 2013 Warri
Nigeria 27-31 March

Messilo: senseless person

at least better sensible than you.

Troubled reggae icon Majek
Fashek thinks Nigerian rappers
lack the ‘swag’ to go along with
their skills.
While admitting Nigerians can
actually rap, Majek says, in an
exclusive interview with Nigerian
Entertainment Today, that their
American counterparts are light
years ahead of them. ‘You know
you can’t compare American rap
with Nigerian rap. Nigerians can
rap but they don’t have the
swagger of the Americans’
In recent times, it turns out that
one of the most used words in
Nigerian music has been the
word ‘swagger’; with ‘swag‘
becoming the SI Unit for
measuring images and persona.
But the legendary musician,
who’s going through some of
the most difficult times of his life
and career thinks Nigerian
rappers hardly have it.
Sauce Kid, M.I, Ice Prince, Mode 9,
Naeto C are you reading this?
Meanwhile Fashek also says his
son has been signed by US
rapper Lil’ Wayne (we could not
immediately confirm this from
Wayne’s camp).
We forgot to ask though: when
would be a good time for
homeboys to come over for
‘Swagger 101‘?
http://thenetng.com/2013/03/nigerian-rappers-dont-have-swagger-majek-fashek/

360command: you are a good PI(private investigator) for u to tink outside the box. I have a job for u. Send me your CV.

really? Waoh!
I don sharpally send am sharp sharp.

Congrate to them! May they live long to enjoy it.

luv2talk: WHAT!!!!
This woman is as confused as Mr Retarded hubby, Is Ayo osinlu an architect of her miserable life? why should she Fire him for saying the truth this time?
She fired ISIAKA ALIAGAN her former media aid for no reason, Now, its the turnof Ayo osinlu...Kai, See how Money makes a Respected Journalist look like a LEARNER

cant you see it's april fool?

CONVENER of Save Nigeria
Group,SNG, and General
Overseer of Latter Rain
Assembly, Pastor Tunde
Bakare, has called on the
Chairman of Subsidy
Reinvestment and
Empowerment Programme,
SURE-P, implementation
monitoring team, Chief
Christopher Kolade to resign
so that he can prevent his
reputation from being soiled
by the current allegations of
non- performance by the
board.
He also regretted the delayed
trial of those alleged to have
stolen fuel subsidy funds,
arguing that it was an
indication that the Peoples
Democratic Party, PDP, had
overbearing influence over
other arms of government.
Briefing newsmen yesterday
in Lagos, Bakare said the SNG
would soon take a stand on
the pardon granted to
former Governor of Bayelsa
State, Chief Deiprieye
Alamieyeseigha.
According to him: ‘’If people
are saying that the PDP is
sharing the subsidy
reinvestment fund, I would
not be surprised. If PDP does
not share the money, who
will? Do you think the PDP
has good intentions? I felt
pity for Dr. Christopher
Kolade when he was
appointed to head that
committee.
He is a man with good
reputation but appointing
him at 80 to head that
committee, was a way of
soiling his good reputation.
With the kind of allegations
coming up on how the funds
are being managed, the best
thing for him to do is to
resign. I hope he withdraws
or resigns before he is
messed up, because you
cannot expect anything good
from the PDP.’’
‘’The reason why you cannot
see good judgment on the
prosecution of those, who
allegedly stole fuel subsidy
funds is because there is
connivance between all arms
of government to subjugate
the country. The PDP gave
the indication when it said it
would rule for sixty years.
And they have formed a
merger with the senate,
judiciary and other arms of
government to realise that
dream.’’
Bakare added that
‘’Alamiesyeigha is not the
issue if the looting in Bayelsa
State is not addressed. SNG
would soon take a stand on
the matter. I cannot see any
hope in our future except
through cleansing, show me
any nation that has
democracy and development
without revolution.’’
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/04/dont-soil-your-reputation-bakare-tells-kolade/

Empex: "Normal people don't go through what I am going through". Is he abnormal

have you heard of supernormal?

RIP Prof!

Very obvious JAMB did this. Cos na the prof. go handle anybody wey escape JAMB.

I just don't know why i have been refusing to believe every news. Had known before reading the news that it isn't meant for me.

Better!
Since we've been realising the other sides of our region are no more safe, the best thing is to move back to one's region.
The groups representing the two southern regions have spoken well, getting a means to defend their regions against any attack, disclosed or undisclosed.
There is no way one can justify if the bomb blast was aimed at a group or not since it is not in the group's region.

Don't even know why am afraid to believe anything now. Maybe cos of tomorrow!

If it is true, how will amebo detonate bomb on a suicide bomber? Cos it won't be good hearing amebo was slapped by the suicide bomber.

ijebabe: Say what? You drink shekpe?

what?
God forbid!
Na the blood of Jesus i just take o for the easter.

Anyway, you may be right cos i took holy communion in church and the pastor gave us wine. Very likely our pastor's son exchanged the Bacchus for alomo cos the pikin fit shack anything!

RIP!

Very obvious JAMB is responsible for this. Cos prof will surely take the student after passing the JAMB!

I pray the district manager of that district won't be queried and eventually sacked for a deliberate attempt to exposed the government's flaws

well! Not suprised the light went off in the church. Is it not this country where PHCN offices use generators.

I pray the district manager of that district won't be queried and eventually sacked for a deliberate attempt to exposed the government's flaws

well! Not suprised the light went off in the church. Is it not this country where PHCN offices use generators.

It will be very interesting hearing those super cute eggs were produced by your ovaries!

Nemesis!

No matter how saint one claims to be, one day, the scent of the insanity will diffuse out.

Afefe ma fe, a de ma ri idi adiye. (the wind will blow and the pusssy of the hen will be exposed)

Clicked on the topic after glancing at it.

The pictures are cute is just like saying God is human rather than saying its real form which is Superhuman!

Cute is just too very hypobolic for the pictures.

Religion:
The locations of the origin of the 2 most common religions in the world really determine the condensation of the religions.

Both christianity and islam originate from the mideast. Christianity from the old Palestinian area before been taken over by the muslims before the 1st crusade and the fight between the Salah Adin Yussuf Ibn Ayyub (saladin) and King Richard 1, the lion heart(brother of John Lackland) of England for the possession of jerusalem.
The islamic religion originates from the arabian peninsula and vehicled largely by the ottoman empire.

The movement of islam was mostly through jihad, then trade with the arabs which was majorly on land and mildly on mediterranean sea and indian ocean. This made the islam movement downward the tropic of cancer through the african territory. And upward the tropic of cancer in the european and asian territories.

The christian religion was vehicled by the missionaries, exploration and slave trade which had the movement over the water bodies mostly atlantic, india and pacific to the west african coast, south african coast, american coast. And southern asian coast. This made the penetration of christianity upward.

Just saying this just for the OP to understand that island don't dominate the northern while the southern part is dominated by christianity. Because it depends on the location of the countries to the tropic of cancer which bisect the arabian peninsula and which middle east is located

Epolulot.
Ecaep.

Rednaxelot is the reverse of my nairaland handle which is my second handle opened for emergency.

slimyem: Iya-mother
Iya-punishment

Ekun-lion
Ekun-tears

Ero-antidote
Ero-machine

Aro-cripple
Aro-funnel
Aro-three stones

Ole-beans pudding
Ole-lazy person
Ole-thief

Eko-solid pap
Eko-Lagos
Eko-manners

Eyin-palm fruit
Eyin-egg
Eyin-teeth
Eyin-back.

ero- peace

aro-big fish
arò- exchange

eyin-you

mikolo80: THE PARALLEL TALK

those are the demilitarized zone. Point separating the north and the south.

Only God knows for how many days she is going to die this time.

E be like say GEJ don dey sell Patient's 'dickperty' to stella oduah and allison madueke cos Patient kept the 'dickperty' with him

Oh my God!

Shey na bricklayers build this cake ni abi na Julius Berger construct am!

mikolo80: SHET SEE AS YOU FINISH ILE IFE.

what?